#I TAKE THE COMEDY

[greelin]

very proud of myself for being able to drive but the second people start naming highways and roads and shit i’m out. “did you take 69 south? Come in at pissy shitty parkway?” brother i put it in maps and it took me here. You are speaking another language to me right now. one i am not even remotely fluent in.

#everyone taking this post immensely seriously: do u want one of my xanax. i think u may need it #constructing a whole narrative in your mind over one guy on the internet exaggerating for comedy. Get help

[nerdindispair]

Now this is funny

#polls #they take forever to load and I for one am enjoying the resulting comedy of it all

[g1deonthen1nth]

#1k #unfortunate #5k #if it hits 10k i’ll turn rbs off enough is enough #just kidding i wd never take comedy away from ppl #10k #christ on the fuckin cross #pls read the lore in the comments

[lilybug-02]

Looks like the entire household is together! I wonder where Miss. Toriel is?

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A fun continuation! Lots of crazy vibes. Due to school, I'll be taking another month/months hiatus. I should really stop making so many cliffhangers ;P

#tw blood #I hope this new update made you laugh a little haha! I really enjoyed making these pages! I wanted to make some good situational comedy. #So many memes #Azzy is sad that Kris bonked his snoot :( #and chara accidentally almost killed Kris >;) #And Susie is now here :D #I may keep the monotone color palette since it takes so much less time :) and I have learned so much about comic panels and experimentation #this background was such a vibe. OH MY gosh. I can draw backgrounds in less than an hour now! Thanks comic! #I'm really happy how I drew the hands. No gloves or anything. Kris has skinny little arms hehe #deltarune chara timeline #deltarune chara timeline comic #bread #art #deltarune #my art #chara #Asriel #Kris #Susie #deltarune comic #deltarune au #chara timeline #cw blood #tw slight blood #tw cursing #cw cursing #the player #the soul #so many tags #this is a shorter update but its a shorter scene. Lots of action and then transition next time :)

[theminecraftbee]

today i am thinking about the entire mayor of hypixel skyblock incident with technoblade because i still like to imagine, since it happened during one of the big dsmp story gaps, that he was like "oh i'm going to head off for a bit phil don't worry about it" and phil's like "bye mate" and ranboo is like "i wonder what he's doing. probably intense training or something. he's so cool."

meanwhile techno is yelling at an entirely unruly crowd about anarchy and being made mayor while beating up like, it was a weird giant slime if i remember right? and he has a whole "bond of rivals" moment with squidkid, like, they have this whole "there's no one i could trust to have my back more... than you... my most favored enemy" thing going on in that video it's SO funny.

all of this with the world's most absurd numbers outputs because hypixel skyblock is an endgame mmo. just COMICAL levels of firepower. like, everyone is an end-of-series shonen character. this place is like the naruto world was after it had jumped the shark a bit and there was a moon goddess attacking. about like that.

and then he's like. my work here is done. thanks for electing me mayor. i don't see this is contradictory to my anarchy at all btw it's like, a symbolic thing, on account of me beating up the old dictator mayor. and just dips again, presumably to be forever seen as a weird potato-themed legend around those parts.

i like to imagine he gets home and phil is like "hi mate" and techno's like "sorry i had things to handle at home" and ranboo is imagining like, WILD battles and what technoblade's home must even be like. and whatever he's imagining doesn't really compare to "technoblade's home is an end-game mmo no wonder he constantly assumes he's weak here he can only do earlygame levels of damage, forever".

and technoblade, being technoblade, says nothing about being mayor of hypixel now, until like, after the finale or something when squidkid just sort of swings by to ask how they're all doing after that nuke thing, huh. and everyone loses their shit.

and this is one of my favorite stupid technoblade headcanons thank you for coming to my ted talk.

#dream smp #technoblade #i was ABOUT to apologize for the abrupt techno mood and then i went NO ACTUALLY ILL NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR TECHNOBLADE #anyway. i fucking love taking hypixel as technoblade's backstory #no not for angst reasons although i respect everyone who does it for angst reasons #but for the sheer COMEDY FACTOR of 'guy who has been living in an endgame mmo being placed in a normal game'

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

haha just kidding, nothing is free!

100 bucks. fork it over.

#the drowning is metaphorical. #Its A Metaphor. #lovingly kissing his forehead and then dropkicking him into a volcano <3 #on my hands and knees Please let things go so so badly for him #Please break him i want to hear him in utter emotional agony god Please- #crack that comedy mask pleaaassseeeee take a sledgehammer to it- #Sorry. Sorry. normal. im normal about him #the cuteness aggression is jumping tf out rn #well. is it Cuteness aggression? i mean he Is very cute but hm... affection aggression... #what can i say i want to see my favs put through agonies and horrors #its like the best character advice i ever did see! characters are like geodes! ya gotta break em to see whats inside... #AND BABEY! I WANT THAT FUNNYGUY SHATTERED! #scribble garnish #barnaby b beagle #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #scopophobia #as always im not the Happiest with what ive made but!! i dont Dislike it so thats something! #it was... fun. ish #it was fun until i started doing the text <3 #i was practicing a more uhhh shrimplified style yk. more slapdash #and i blinked and then this was on my screen! #im not upset about it :]c

[stuffnonsenseandotherthings]

#it's taking a bit of getting used to #and I wont lie I skip a lot of the singing scenes.... #my school president you are the exception #this scene #this show #it's been 2 episodes but it's comedy gold already #cooking crush

[strawberri-draws]

pjo doodles/memes lol

#my art #fanart #strawberridraws #pjo fanart #pjo tv show #percy jackson fanart #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #grover underwood #annabeth chase #nico di angelo #bianca di angelo #thalia grace #They’re so silly guys #Nico and Bianca’s whole situation has so much comedy potential I won’t take criticism

[raggedy-spaceman]

"Amongst all of David's awards, you were recently named on the DILF list. Here's the top five: Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac, David Tennant, Mads Mikkelsen, Cillian Murphy. Oh, and Michael Sheen came in-" "Oh and where is he on the list?" "Michael Sheen's number six." "Number six! And just remind me where I am?" "Three, you're three." "Number three!"

Justice for Michael Sheen!

#the last leg #david tennant #michael sheen #Thanyia Moore #adam hills #josh widdicombe #alex brooker #good omens #good omens 2 #dilf list #crowley #doctor who #sorry but i haven't seen any gif of this moment and i had to #(i know i'm super late to this but i just watched it ok) #thanyia's timing was perfection #this is all in jest obviously this is a comedy show #but i'm glad she was there to take david down a notch #now we wait for michael's inevitable response #lol #mine

[saltlog]

#※saltlog #trigun stampede #-> take paws #-> sorry i'm brainrotting about stuff i don't post here and uh playing cyberpunk STILL YEA JHKH #-> like i have the world's worst maximum x stampede au in my mind about it & i'm too invested in the comedy of it

[majestic-kestrel]

random ghosts opinion: thomas having one-sided beef with byron was much funnier than him relentlessly pursuing alison and they should've leaned into that more as a running gag for his character

#bbc ghosts #but also: don't take this too seriously i know it's all a comedy #(i just think he's a bit of a creep and it got worse the longer it was drawn out)

[krazieka2]

Vampire Mercedes lore doodles (and vampire Lorenz bullying)

#carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo #these were stewing on twit for a bit cuz I had other doodles I wanted to doodle #BUT ALAS even doodles take time and energy. maybe in 3-4 months from now #2023 art #fe3h #mercedes von martritz #Lorenz Hellmen Gloucester #in this AU mercedes can go outside and enter rooms and stuff she just cannot see her reflection #lorenz cannot eat certain things but otherwise hes good to go #well that and the blood drinking stuff #i can't write fics but i would like everyone to imagine in their head the comedy hijinks of Ingrid Felix and Ashe trying to hunt a vampire #while Mercie Annie and Sylvain are like woah vampire?? so weeeeird #Annie knocking over and smashing things into every mirror while mercie stands there like #'you could have also just put a sheet on it...?“ #meanwhile Dimitri is fighting his own demons he has no idea what's going on communication is dead just like his dad #Lorenz going on a lore dump about Gloucester's history w vampires #hilda rolls her eyes but when she looks over at Claude he's furiously taking notes the absolute nerd

[flipomatic]

#rwby #rwby volume 9 #rwby volume 9 spoilers #weiss schnee #rwby 9 #spoilers #weiss being the comedy relief again #it's happening more now since ruby is in MOURNING #I wish one of these characters #blake it should be blake #would freaking take a few minutes to ask ruby how she's feeling #and let her vent some of that sadness off a bit #or at least comfort her and show that they care #but they're just pushing onward and ignoring it #idk if it's an issue with episode time #or a plot point for later #but a little more emotional intelligence would be appreciated lmao

[kitamars]

hello. um. sorry for disappearing for like two months. imagine me getting hit with a truck called “The Worst Creative Block In Your Life” and getting thrown headfirst into the gintama rabbit hole. it’s quite cozy down here. i think i need help.

anyways, have a bunch of accumulated doodles plus this terrifying kagura as apology tehe :3

#well tbh the trigun fandom kinda burned me out as well #i couldn’t really keep up so i just. didn’t lol #kinda hated drawing for a bit after that but gintama’s been really good for me in that way #while i still really really wanna draw for it and i have a ton of doodles for it #i don’t really feel the need to keep up in a sense #i can just enjoy it at my own pace #(at my own pace being binging like 10 episodes a day) #but hey i need to at least try and take it easy before college yk #but now im horrifically attached to the entire cast and will cry if this so called comedy series even becomes a hint emotional #so you know #the usual #thanks for sticking around regardless! #i know i kinda flip flop a bunch between interests #but im glad to know you guys still wanna stick with me through them all #ily <3 #sakata gintoki #kagura #shimura shinpachi #yorozuya #gintama #ok bye

[betweenblackberrybranches]

Okay here is the new au

Dont have a name for it yet because tumblr doesnt like the E word from the titel so ill have to think of something else...

Sun and Moon had to move from their luxury apartment to a smaller flat to get away from paparazzi after being involved in a scandal

Y/N just wants to live their life and avoids Sun and Moon in the beginning because they really dont want management to find out and fire them (overly cautious of y/n but understandable. Management is super secretive bc of super importent people frequenting the business). Luckily for them they are super inconspicious at work so neither Sun nor Moon notice at all that their new neighbour is also the person that has to clean up their messes at work and sometimes even is in the room to bring something like new clothing when they are currently entertaining a guest

Sun just wants to befriend his new neighbour and is super sad that Y/N is not interestd. He gets a crush almost immidiatly. After he gets kinda friendly with Y/N he gets super afraid that Y/N might find out what his job is and judge him because of it.

Moon is a little more distant but after some shenenigans with Y/N (who wants to stay away from them but still helps when Sun and Moon need it) he develops a little crush and tries to get closer, though all his usual flirts dont work on Y/N and he is super confused about it (Y/N is just used to this shit from work)

#dca fnaf #fnaf sb #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #daycare attendant #sundrop #moondrop #new au #will think of a name eventually i take suggestions #my art #this is fun this is funn #dont mind me being a simp for not only sun and moon but also glamrock chica #she is just so heart eyes #this is a romantic comedy btw #sorry this is kinda long #tw suggestive #again go check out lavenoons accidently undercover if you havnt befor its so good and it was a little bit of an inspiration for this #rlgl au

[just-late-roman-republic-things]

Times Caligula was probably fucking with people

I have a pet theory that at least some of Caligula's "madness" was really him being a huge troll and screwing with people, and that several incidents the ancient historians take seriously were shitty jokes taken out of context. From Suetonius, Gaius:

Wandering into emperor Tiberius' bedroom at night with a dagger, thinking, "Eh..." and wandering back out. (12)

Chucking money into crowds to make people scramble for it. (18, 26)

Telling people "I'm gonna fuck the moon." (22)

Getting into arguments with a statue of Jupiter. (22)

Constantly pranking his uncle Claudius. (23)

[Caligula's daughter violently attacks her playmates] Caligula: "Yep, she's definitely mine." (25)

Promising an exciting gladiator show and then swapping in old shitty fighters at the last second. (26)

Reminding people "I could kill you whenever I like." (29, 32)

Grumbling about how the empire was too peaceful and there was nothing heroic left for him to do. (31)

"Everyone reads Homer. I should ban him and see what happens." (34)

Leading an army to the coast, making them gather seashells as "spoils of war," then telling them "Treat yourselves!" on the tiny monetary bonus he awarded them. (46)

Practicing goofy faces in his mirror to freak people out. (50)

Invites three terrified senators to the palace in the dead of night. Jumps out from behind a curtain and does a song and dance number in drag. Refuses to explain. Leaves. (54)

Does not actually make his horse consul, but pampers it so much people said he wanted to. (55)

Taunts the praetorian guards with so many "sissy" jokes they get fed up and shank him. (56, 58)

When people heard he was dead they thought he was pulling a stunt. (60)

#i left out the really dark/gory stuff. reader beware if you look these up! #also take everything suetonius says with a truckload of salt. many of these stories are probably false #still funny tho #suetonius #caligula #jlrrt reads #jlrrt essays #the twelve caesars is a comedy