Night Vale had some of the BEST one off quotes that would just suckerpunch you in the chest leave you breathless
Like the one that stuck with me was this one:
"when a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human. This is why sometimes you just feel sad."
It's been almost 11 years... It haunts me in a good way
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thinking again today about how the gallifrey og four are both individually and collectively really the most characters of all time, maybe ever
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okay i was so tired last night by the time I got halfway through the vault i was like what is going on
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the thing they dont tell you about listening to the adventure zone for the first time is that you'll miss them for the rest of your life. taako magnus and merle will be held in your heart wherever you go. when you binge it and get caught up to the eleventh hour in 2016 and you're a sophomore in high school shoving your sweatshirt sleeve in your mouth to stop yourself from laughing you have no idea that you'll be coming up on christmas 2022 and it's been six years and a goblin that looks like common and sounds like kelsey grammer will still make you laugh. you hear "are you naming your god damn wizard taako?" and that's it for you. you're in for life.
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I love the implications of the seven birds being from a more technologically advanced world than faerun (knowledge of TV, understanding of machine guns "count the shells", using microphones ect) because how many things was Lucretia not able to erase? Across 99 planes, it's impossible that she managed to get everything. And how well was she really able to introduce the more medieval concepts of faerun into their memories?
What did the THB think everyone was doing just waving swords around rather than pulling out guns; did they just accept it and move on? Imagine Lucretia trying to explain them to a weapons development department of the BoB to equip her employees. Lucretia, a records keeper, who cannot have a great understanding of the inner workings of firearms. Vaguely describing rectangles that explode to a reception of horrified looks.
Or Taako repeatedly asking Sazed to supply him with various kitchen utensils he insists are vital for the recipe that just Do Not Exist. Magnus, complaining that he can't play little games on his stone of farspeech, while everyone around is completely baffled at the concept. Everyone around them not only not getting their pop culture references, but being fundamentally incapable of understanding them.
I just think there is something so funny about them functionally time travelling and then promptly forgetting they were from a different era at all. And just. Having to get on with it.
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thank you Justin McElroy for making a character that several people upon listening to her introduction immediately went oh yeah you will be insane about her. Because they are right
I looove Frankenstein. Like I'm obsessed with it.. such a fuckin good book and a cool concept overall. And Lady Godwin is such a funky character like there are these two conflicting parts of her, literally, being a dainty upperclass fancy woman who now has a body of a fighter... Like the internal conflict with her is so good ! And she has an internalized sexism view of bodies thing going on but it's also extremely homosexual and frankly I'm already obsessed with her.
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*someone flirts with Wylan in Jesper's presence*
Wylan: Look, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'm not going to kill a man just because you're jealous.
Jesper: Why not?!
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*walks up to a gay couple* which one of you had a soft introspective experience and which one of you killed a real estate agent
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One day maybe Anthony will give the other kiddads proper classes, but until that happens, in my mind only Sparrow has a real class as a canon druid. To me, Grant and Lark’s class is “Dude With Gun” and Terry and Nicky’s class is “Sword Guy”
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so you're saying john didn't have memory problems he was just being a cunt
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