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Proud supporter of the head canon that Oliver Quidditch-for-brains Wood noticed the recurring pattern that many of the best players he’d ever seen were gay and decided that, post-retirement (or hell even as a side project), he would pursue a Potions and Charms Double Mastery to fix their fertility problem.
Because he saw Harry James Potter, the best Seeker in a century, absolutely obsessed with Draco Lucius Malfoy, a damn good Seeker and an even better Chaser, and wow all those fantastic Quidditch genes are just not even getting passed on. How absolutely unforgivable. That has to stop, and it has to stop now.
Anyways “Oliver Accidentally Gay Wizarding Pioneer and Icon Wood” that single-handedly fixed the massive fertility problem for all wixen just so his favorite gay Quidditch players could make Quidditch prodigy babies.
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amaimint · 4 months
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my friend was over at my house and he said “oh are those the gay people?” and i looked over to where he was looking and before i could process what he was looking at he said “oh yeah it literally says K on it” HE WAS REFERRING TO MY K PROJECT POSTERS I
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sillybun33 · 1 month
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aria0fgold · 6 months
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Gotta love how Mel kicked me in the ass when I drew him and now he's kicking me in the ass too while I'm trying to write a whumptober snippet with him.
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I’m having a very “ohgodiwassostupidtwoyearsago” day today
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chiisana-lion · 10 months
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i need to make art right now
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habsjost · 1 year
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Losing my mind
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fruitsofhell · 2 years
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This isn’t from Twitter but it is related to my Heardle Thread (1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 ) :
     Definitely the coolest thing about how Kumazaki does series lore is how he reworks and re-contextualizes old cryptic Kirby stuff into his new writing. Like Galactic Nova is a great example cause Super Star is super iconic, and Nova was already set up with a really weird air. And a massive part of that is the music and interior of the machine.      That really harsh and metallic percussion and the frantic strings, and the part with the tempo change too, everything about Heart of Nova is super jarring compared to the rest of Milky Way Wishes. And when you look at Nova from the outside you think, “Yeah that's a weird giant mechanical comet, that seems like something whimsical enough for Kirby!” But the inside is electronic and futuristic and its so weird. Even before that was the intention you could see that Nova was a very odd machine that probably held a looot of secrets to how it worked people didn’t understand. It had the air of an odd magical artifact at first, but inside it is something far more advanced than anything you had seen in the series up till then.      And knowing how important it is now in retrospect is fun because... well it’s role in the story is to be fought over by two silly magical children before being sent careening into a planet, only to get blown to smithereens cause the kids fought and one knocked the other into it at Mach 5 gfyasukgfsydauf. I really really love how even when Kirby has massive world-building set pieces the character are always oblivious to their importance, so you get stuff like the plot of Milky Way Wishes - the story of two very powerful children having a dumb fight over the giant ancient mechanical artifact that holds aeons old technological secrets, and accidentally destroying it in the process.
     The intention of Nova being that was always there, but the way Kumazaki has worked its presentation into a greater mythos is so fun. The dissonance of harsh mechanical set-pieces in Kirby is a long tradition in general, within Super Star the Halberd is another example. It might be a very unique thing to the original Super Star though, because it’s early CG backgrounds had a lot of jank in them. The aesthetic of the Halberd and Nova’s interior are completely different from that of the Shiver Star Factory or most stuff from Robobot which still had some whimsy to it, the former two are a lot more on the hard mechanical side. Its totally unintentional and kinda just bad graphic design but... shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, let me pretend my favorite Kirby game is a masterpiece...
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miralines · 1 year
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Oof I need to log off for a bit I’m so anxious about this my chest literally hurts now
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sellystew · 21 days
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Literally the same guy keeps hitting me up going on like 5 years now trying desperately to get into my pants even though hes 10+ years older than me and he just sent me a fb friend request and no amount of politely saying no, saying i have a bf, ignoring him, or blocking him will get him to leave me alone ��
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ajaxthedishsoap · 2 months
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I need to get out of the house mom is pissing me the fuck off
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megadusa · 5 months
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it's raining so hard rn and i can't sleep D: I always found funny how most people think of rain as such a soothing experience this is a full on storm
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daisynymph · 5 months
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why do i act like ive done nothing with my life lol i am sending myself into a panic about all the things i havent done yet, and YET i literally just got back from a 5 month trip abroad back in may. i must be anxious and delusional to think i am doing nothing with my life.
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ghosticereal · 11 months
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Dude im going to rip out someone's apendix with my bare hands
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aria0fgold · 3 months
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Accidentally customized the character in this game in a way that just activated my bisexual ass and I wanna jump into the game now.
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dxvidtennxnt · 1 year
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thinking abt how I really gave one of my joints to my lil bro for him & his friends to share in vegas.... i'm fukin different on a t-break
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