#I Bite she Suck

[yea-baiyi]

YALL. everyone go watch story of kunning palace i swear it’s worth it im still riding an insane high after i finished it last night.

it’s a very good solid drama for 30 episodes kinda slow burn but well written with good characters and decent plots.

and then in the last 8 episodes, the guy’s sidekick tells him “maybe you should show her how you really feel. show her the real you” and he proceeds to go batshit feral insane. which after watching her pine after and then reject the most morally upright guy ever it fucking WORKS ON HER because she is ALSO insane!!

after that it’s just 8 episodes of him being sloppy desperate for her and begging her to give him an answer while she’s just there buffering because she has to readjust her whole worldview with this news that he’s liked her all along?? she went out to meet her former crush and when she got home he sat her down and made her eat a dinner he made. that was drowning in vinegar. because if he had to drink vinegar then SO SHOULD SHE. and after she doesn’t eat much at dinner he plops down a tray of her favourite cake. that he had given her before earlier in the drama. announces that he made it with his own hands. and she’s like :0 “you made it for me even back then?? but back then we were only….” and he’s immediately like “only? only what? what were we back then? what about now? is it different now? what are we?” and she’s just like .

#story of kunning palace #宁安如梦 #spoilers in the tags #i watched this with no english subtitles and my chinese sucks so don’t judge me if i miss details #but jesus CHRIST that was a wild final act im BUZZING #they’re insane there’s blood there’s holding each others hand over a blade as it stabs someone #i’m NUTS #she wanted to die and he grabbed her and shook her and started screaming everything he could think of #tried convincing her tried threatening her tried begging #she literally had to bite him to make him let go #ALL THAT. and then a few days later she skips into his home and plans to go on a field trip with him #he asks her if stabbing him would make her feel better. and then proceeds to. make her stab him. #i just need more of them. i don’t know. goya saturn devouring his son.

[collectiion]

don’t reblog

not sure if any of u were curious abt how easily i mark up or how dark marks show up on me but if u were..

pics from monday night, post-sex club

+ bonus pic w nails >:3

#pillow princess #stone femme #femme4butch #butch4brat #dyke nsft #nsft #m1n3 #i swear it didn’t even feel like she was sucking/biting dat hard #i just have very sensitive skin n am pale #anyways enjoy ^_^

[cmbdragon98]

Love Bites

#shin hati #star wars #ahsoka show #ahsoka #ahsoka series #digital art #cass' gay ass art #yeah I drew Modern Shin Hati and what of it? #She's goth babygirl in my brain you cannot change my mind #never ever #my favorite thing is that Love Bites can mean so many potential things #like... is it an implication that it sucks? an admission to loving being bitten? hickies? who knows!! #choose your own adventure #okay bbyyyeee

[figofswords]

is midna the kitten named after midna from the legend of zelda

yeah and it turns out that was a mistake because she’s a mischievous little imp who big time lives up to her namesake

#I love her a whole lot and she’s super friendly and never bites or hisses and walks right up to strangers #but she is also. objectively a little bit evil #like most cats are a little bit evil but this one fears nothing on this earth and therefore nothing stops her from Getting Into Shit #she loooooves to put herself in situations #but no yeah twilight princess was my first zelda game and also the first video game I really like. played in earnest #this was on the Wii when I was like thirteen and I never finished it bc I’m not great at games and the controls suck ass on the wii #but it still holds a special place in my heart #so when I decided to adopt a little shadow creature….. #asks

[littencloud9]

and id like to give a big shoutout to marina once again for raising me

#shes the reason i turned out [gestures vaguely] like this #i love her. and if u say her recent albums suck ill bite you #ily ancient dreams in a modern land they dont understand you

[ureithral]

AU where kaoru is a vampire and rei is a human damsel in distress who’s in love with a certain vampire

Read tags…

#reikao #what if kaoru is like swear to not like drinking human blood but this bitch keeps whining for him to suck him off #girl leave me alone.. #rei is a maiden.. #rei is A GIRL. #rk fanfic writers where are you at #rei was like this when she saw kaoru for the first time but kaoru is like sorry i dont drink human blood winks #but rei keeps chasing him and kaoru is tired of him #rei screams kaoru whats wrong rei kyaa a vampire i hope you dont bite me wink wink #kaoru is a nice vampire ig #kaorei #rei sakuma #kaoru hakaze #girl #enstars #ensemble stars #enstars fanart #my art #rei damsel in distress is like my fav kind of rei #umm cringe

[metalgeartwo1990]

no but imagine being Freya and having to be civil to the dude that was your abusive ex husbands top advisor right hand arm man silly rabbit, bc one of your only other friends is this huge weirdo freak who will help you nearly unconditionally, but the catch is that the top advisor silly rabbit of your ex is NOW the top advisor right hand arm man silly rabbit semi-single milf in your area of weirdo freak friend. and he knows almost everything about your life except filtered through your ex husband. i'd be mad as hell too

#god of war #gow #gowr #god of war ragnarok #freya #mimir #kratos #i see people in youtube comments going like wow Freya is a real BITCH couldnt she just tell mimir 'thats a topic i dont wish to divulge. #'please respect my wishes' (yes verbatim) #and its like omggggggg why do you giys hate funnnnn #the entire appeal of the kratos mimir freya triad is that they all suck and are two steps removed from biting each other at all times #BC ITS FUNNY!!! DONT YOU UNDERSTAND!!! #freya voice FUCKING KILL YOURSELF MIMIR

[lightbulb-warning]

my friend, (who touches massive amounts of grass, is completely social media -less, has never seen an anime in her life, has zero context for anything dr outside of my drawings) looking at me doodling kokichi for the Nth time this week:

"ah yes," points at kokichi "that's the autistic one."

#AND SHE'S RIGHT #/lh #ill be arguing with others about koquichechi bc none of them finished the game so fym you don't get the appeal #others as in classmates #you can tell me how much he sucks and you can't stand him after you *FINISH the game*!! #and its harmless banter really (i will bite them if they keep at it) but friend will pop in “i like him he's autistic” and then leave #LMAO it brings me so much joy #silly #anecdote anthology #shut up maiora

[yoursleepyass]

Fuck it

The Doctor has Rose

Dean has Castiel

And Crowley had Aziraphale

WHY CAN'T I GET ANYBODY ON VALENTINE'S DAY HUH??

oh right

I had someone

I had my favourite living being on earth

I love my baby girl ❤️

#valentine's day #it sucks #supernatural #destiel #good omens #ineffable husbands #doctor who #the doctor and rose #it's not my horse i don't own her #she's just my favourite horse at the barn #but she can be bitchy #and she bites #but i love her <3

[goodiecornbread]

Em-MAY-ly, day 16

Bite me

#em-may-ly #em-may-ly 2023 #emily hampshire #bite me #please #you should see the other guy #queen of the damned good looking #I'm O Positive that I would do anything she said #suck me dry #okay this is getting weird #sorry not sorry

[mettywiththenotes]

I would like to see Toga bite and suck somebodies blood like a vampire. I don't think we've ever seen her actually bite someone for blood, except herself

Every time it's just been her using needles, or drinking vials, or even drinking from a straw

So yeah. Toga bites the fuck out of somebody and drinks like a feral animal please

#i mean is there even a reason she doesn't actually bite someone? #is it so the blood doesn't get contaminated or smthg? #or is toga set on not being the deviant her parents thought she was? #like yeah she'll attack someone and drink their blood but she draws the line at ripping skin with her teeth like a feral animal #OR maybe she just doesn't want to get messy #idk #anyway i want to see her go off and bite someone #bnha #toga himiko #correct me tho if she has done that before i just don't remember #mettys posts #metty posts #EDIT: i have been reminded that she bit and sucked the birds blood when she was little #but there may be a reason for that #its in the reblogs check it out if ur interested

[pekiacyunn]

#well actually I’m not very satisfied with.. #I do think the drawing itself is good but my idea turned out to really suck #like.. she decided to remove ALL OF THE STREAKS AND EARRINGS AND GAVE VERY PURPLE COLOR????? #a miserable degrading of taste #sort of regretting thinking so but it is here now #I don’t want to tag it to inform everybody to see it #*biting aggressively #it’s several hours since I posted it I now feel better I’m going to tag it: behold #madness combat #still no character tagging >(

[robinsnest2111]

why am I remembering the few times I actually confided in my mother, trusting her with some fears of mine when I was totally vulnerable and hoping for comfort and guidance, but all I got was "don't be silly, there's no need to be this worked up over small stuff like that you're just imagining things stop it don't bother me with that again"

#or how cuddly and physical i was as a kid. literally crawling into my mother's arms at least 10 times a day #she never hugged me back. just let me climb all over her while she just sat there with an annoyed expression #like she would rather be doing anything else but has to indulge me because i was a young kid at the time #eventually i stopped seeking comfort because i picked up on how disengaged and annoyed she was. #it sucks rediscovering that physical comfort-seeking side of myself when i know damn well i'll never get what i crave #at least not in this environment and not from the people around me #biting growling snapping at myself in frustration #wish i could be different. wish i wouldn't need what i crave

[katya-goncharov]

i hate that I've got major toothache but now I'm genuinely scared to tell my parents bc we've just had to switch to private dental care and I don't want them to have to pay a fortune on treating it. is this the kind of dilemma americans go through constantly?!

#i didn't even WANT to switch to private but the regular dentist who we've been going to since i was a kid suddenly said she's only #taking private clients now so my parents were like oh we'll just go private then and said they'd pay for me and my brother till we're in a #place where we can afford it (we are both completely broke right now) #but it's coming back to bite me now because i KNOW how much just one check-up costs and i feel guilty about paying just because of one #toothache. maybe i should just find a new dentist but apparently it's literally impossible right now to sign up to any who AREN'T private #because nearly all dentists are going private bc the nhs sucks so much so the waiting list to sign up to an nhs one is massively long #anyway i guess i just have to deal with my teeth hurting. that's how it is now in the amazing country that is britain

[ranvwoop]

Obligatory Statement. I have been aware of current happenings! This is for sure! I can just sort of wish that Shbble can be somewhat at peace in all of this

consider this my public denouncement of That Guy

#vwoop.noises #WOW! EVERYONE HAS BEEN SO GENUINELY VILE ABOUT THIS! #I am absolutely biting my tongue but like. Wow this place sucks I don't respect any of you #Me when thoughtcrimes aren't real BUT if you even THINK of having concerns of harbouring an abuser in the community then you're evil actual #And probably seeecretly a cyberstalker and not like. The fact that this is deeply emotionally distressing to hear offhandedly so people lik #worried and sad and scared and hearing that isn't something you can get out of your head but I'm sure you love ppl with intrusive thoughts #What Ever. I've said my piece in private places. #And anyone making public callouts also sucks wholeheartedly dgmw but like this is Basic Information you don't need me to tell you #also character posting will probs? show up when this is less fresh because of my general attitude towards this #Like cdrm. queueblog will probably remain. When it is less fresh. Just on what I'm about; other people don't need to have the same opinions #Not that I do much fanstuff anymore. But if this comes up that's why. Not that like. yknow. #In a while. But yeah. I am disgusted by him overall #And I hope that she's as alright as you can be

[angeltism]

I'm so normal abt Gho.st (the band)

#➳ the fool speaks #didyou know i was biting things when ma.ry on a cro.ss got popular . like I'm happy they blew up I just . hisssss that's the song I listened #to with my mom when she came to visit me . hisssssssss tik.tok get uur hands off of it . why are uu so shocked by the lyric meanings #srry I'm nawt like . gatekeepy abt my interests esp because I'm into sm mainstream/decently popular shit but #I've been a Gho.st fan for YEARS . so . politely suck on that anybun who claims to be their biggest fans but has only been into them after #they blew up . . . um #idk I'm generally normalish about my interests this one band is important to me tho . and the only other thing I'd be like this abt #is ttydfl like should uu all play it Yes but I'm the biggest fan of it ok I'm the Renameable ever and I'm-