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drberfarious · 4 months

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percy looking off to the side at annabeth right before he's about to sing the consensus song 'cause he's a twelve-year-old trying to see how the girl he likes is going to react to some dumb shit he's about to do yeah I see you man

#“watch this trick” energy fr #ep4 edit: it's all fun and games until annabeth gets disowned by her mom #sometimes the humor does get in the way though #“she met a pinecone's fate”#i'm not gonna rant #because a lot of people have said what I want to say #but the show does make me laugh sometimes #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #pjo disney+#walker scobell #pjo tv spoilers

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rxsecoloredboys · 4 days

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starving myself is a form of self-love... because when i'm skinny, maybe i'll love myself <3

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whatsleftofdishaa · 27 days

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Desiblr people are separated by cities and united by dukh dard peeda kasht

#whatsleftofdishaa #dishaa rants #desiblr #desi tag #desi life #desi humor #desi blog #being desi #desiness #desi tumblr #indian tumblr #indian memes #desi memes #desi shit posting #another day another shitpost #just desi things #desi tales #desi rant #desi rr

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tippenfunkaport · 3 months

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That viral post that's going around about how people who write "book quality" mlm fic are too "normal" to publish and have real jobs so only "weird" people publish their "shitty" fanfic is so completely out of touch with reality and I am giving a massive side eye to everyone reblogging it.

Not only is it completely, easily verifiably untrue (you cannot enter any professional writing space without tripping over a dozen grizzled scifi writers who got their start by filing off the serial numbers and publishing their Star Trek fanfic even going back decades ago??? it's a whole thing?? plus how can you look at the mlm category on Amazon right now and say with a straight face that people aren't publishing shitty Spirk and Stucky fanfic??? Oh, honey...) it's also the perfect example of this kind of sneering elitism that true artists would never sully themselves by seeking profit, they do it only for the purity of the thing that always somehow leads back to, "no one should be paid to make art, actually."

The only reason you're seeing more published fanfic right now has nothing to do with the idealistic purity of your hypothetical government employee written smut of the past vs the debased scribbles of those awful straights of today and everything to do with the fact that a) self-publishing has created a voracious readership that wants a ton of content so it's become a viable, flexible income stream for many, especially disabled people b) anyone can publish now with self-publishing tools so there are less gatekeepers and c) lockdown got a lot of people into fandom and therefore writing who never tried it before.

And if you really think there's no "shitty" published mlm and no "book-quality" m/f writing out there that started as fanfic, then you are clearly not a reader so why are you even talking about this?

#love how they manipulated people into spreading that post by making it seem like a cishet vs gay thing #when the real message is OP thinks trying to sell your writing is cringe and 'weird' and 'normal people' with jobs would never #which would of course never have flown on the fandom website #so they played into the queer shipping is purer than cishet shipping puriteen thing #and it worked!#because my god people are gullible #this is the direct pipeline that leads to AI thievery #''normal' people write for the joy of it anyway so why do you need pay? you are just greedy and 'weird'!'#'oh no this isn't about who we get to call cringe and who gets to profit from art it's about um...#(quick what's a hated m/f ship?).. oh uh 'shitty' REYLO #and not our super pure uh... (spirk is still popular right? lets throw in that avengers one too to make it seem timely) stucky!'#I'm sorry if I have no sense of humor about this but the year is 2024 and people are still way too ready to sneer #about writers trying to earn a fucking living in the shittiest timeline #and i need you to look deep into yourself and ask you why it's so important to you to tell yourself that only people writing what you like #are 'normal' with real jobs and to vilify everyone else as 'weird' and 'shitty'#for trying to make an income during a financial fucking crisis #i would say sorry for ranting about this but I'm not sorry because wtf #write whatever you want #publish whatever you want #there is no moral fucking purity in what the content is #and one thing certainly doesn't make you more 'weird' or 'normal' than the other #like there is soooo much shitty mlm that started as fanfic???#that post is 100% OP made up some guys to get mad about and called them relyos for the clicks #writing #publishing #writblr #writeblr #i wasn't going to tag this anything but you know what fuck it I'm mad #i had like 5 more tags but tumblr cut me off which is fair 😅#fan fiction

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prismartist · 6 months

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i'm cryingggggggg quackity dresses up as fred and immediately gets the frubbo curse of everything turning into a sitcom. he was so anxious the entire time. he realized very early on that oh right, the workers communicate through writing which he cannot do and spent the day nodding and shaking his head and doing jumping jacks. other workers kept fucking asking him about his/fred's feelings for tubbo and being so hilariously sweet about it. then he got hit with the shaking bug and the other workers noticed and even assumed it was about tubbo???? "el amor es amor"????? and even fuckin cucurucho asked him if he was okay??????? he saw the others failing miserably at spying and could only scream internally. when he ran into pac, pac of course assumed that quackity must have been fred the entire time and then asked if tubbo is a good kisser. i'm going to explode. this is so embarrassing for him

#im relishing it but yall knew that #“prism stop making posts where its just you enumerating humorous things that happened” no #mcyt #qsmp #unintelligible rants #cursing

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sheislosingsanity · 22 days

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Ok correct me if i'm wrong but being kind and vulnerable and gentle are literally the sexiest traits a guy can have.

#she rants #desi academia #desi shit posting #desi tumblr #desiblr #desi aesthetic #dark academia #desi poetry #desi humor #desi tag

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vomentallyunstableladka · 4 months

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Desi parents would never say "my kid has social anxiety" they always say "isko toh kisi se baat bhi nahi karni aati hai" .

#desi shit posting #desiblr #shitpost #txt #text #text post #shitty text post #desi stuff #rant post #desi rant #being desi #desi humor #indian memes

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burgirrrr-rants · 2 months

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Hi sharks, I'm asking for ₹ 2500000 for moj masti

#desi tag #desi blr #desi culture #desi shit posting #desiblr #desi tumblr #shitpost #desi teen #random rant #desi stuff #indian tumblr #desi humor #desi things #shark tank

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aahanna · 14 days

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Yrr ek deluxe bus book kro aur sare Desi mutuals chalo Goa 15 days vacation peh 😭😭🫱🏽‍🫲🏻💃🏼

#desiblr #desi rant #desi shit posting #being desi #desi tag #desi humor

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olibensstuff · 8 months

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Hi out of curiousity does anyone have anymore images like these ones☝️☝️ I’ve been collecting these over the months and I’m in desperate need of more. Thank you for your time

#KTS TERRIBLE BECAUSE THIS SPECIFICALLY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR #AND IVE ONLU FOUND FOUR OF THEM #donations are appreciated #benny rants #benny being silly #tmnt #2012 tmnt #funny #tw explosion #Bennys arson collection

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maihonhassan · 1 month

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Bohat 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘢 hone ke baad jo 𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘯 hota haina bas wohi chahiye mujhe.