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hauntingblue · 21 hours
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Inept 8 year old boy dragon tries to save floating island is such a concept
#momo just tell him!!! you've done this before!!! yeahhh#'this roof ain't big enough for the both of us'#luffy just telling momo to throw him something too akdhakaj this is back to how he was with koby but it worked so...#just grow some balls man!!! if he can spit something so can you!! BITE HIM!!! AHEKAHQK HE DID IT!!!! YEAHHH!!!!#he drew blood omg.... hell yes..... just be careful he doesn't bite back#luffy's exposure therapy is so effective. worlds greatest psychologist i have been saying this.#also nekomamushi and inuarashi better not die. i am also saying this.#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1050#me as baby chopper crying. actually and for real.#i don't have any points to prove for this but sanji and zoro look married in wano. idk man. i can just feel it.#i remember several episodes ago i was complaining about the missmatch of the colors on luffy.... i forgor why the band is purple.... qjwjaj#the music.... slay#i might be getting the luffy worms again i feel so insane..... what do you mean the sky parted.... omg neko and inu.... KICK THEIR ASSES!!!!#luffy fighting kaido and he still has time to boss momo and yamato around ajdbaks and roast him too lmao#momo thinking about kinemon and kiku....#PEROSPERO AND JACK FINALLY!!!!!!!!! carrot omg..... pedro avenged ✔️ now fucking orichi.... how many heads does he have left.....#why is luffy turning supersayian aldjaksn#episode 1051#just saw trafalgay written on a comment and idk if its on purpose or a misspelling but thags so funny akshaksjaka#yamato and momo father-son bonding time <3 teaching him how to be a dragon... so sweet#also the race of people that could set themselves on fire on mariejoa??? kinda random dropping it in there but alas... ✍️✍️#zoro didn't want franky to help but there he goes.... out of onigashima... a good franky fart would have prevented that...#petition to rename coup de burst to franky fart. like why is it even in french. he is A YANKEE.#episode 1052#boy dragon sounds like boy genius. who wants to join my band
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beanghostprincess · 2 months
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Just thinking about ASL living together (modern AU) and Ace always trying to sneak Yamato inside their house without Sabo's knowledge because he doesn't want him to go all 'responsible older brother' on him. But the reason why he's always letting Yamato stay over is because his life at home is obviously... Not so good and he hates being there so he tries to spend most of his time outside. And Ace's heart aches every time he has to let him go, so he often lets him stay over. It becomes more constant and less of a 'sneaking in for a while' thing. And Sabo knows. Because of course, Sabo knows. Sabo always knows what's going on. One day he wakes up to see Yamato having breakfast and Yamato gets all anxious and not knowing what to say and trying to make an excuse (because that's what Ace told him to do if this ever happened) and Sabo is just like "Do you want anything else?" / "Huh? What?" / "I mean. You're eating cereal but we have more stuff in here, you know? At least one of us can cook. What do you want? I can make you pancakes." / "YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE PANCAKES???????" / "Oh my god, what has my brother been feeding you in here???" / "Mostly leftovers." / "Dude, why are you still with him?" / "Because I love him!" / "Yeah, no, me too. I guess love makes you do stupid things like dealing with a fucking moron like him. Anyway- Pancakes?"
And then Ace wakes up to find his brother and his boyfriend actually getting along and laughing and having breakfast together, and he needs a second to process everything because he's tired as fuck and maybe he's hallucinating. But that doesn't matter because the point is that he's fucked.
Ace: ..... Hi? Sabo: Hey :) Ace: What are you two doing? Yamato: WE'RE HAVING BREAKFAST :D Ace: Yes, babe, I can see that. Why are you here, Sabo? I thought you were- Sabo: I got home last night from college. We have some days off. Now, care to explain why you've been treating your cool boyfriend like a dog instead of giving him actual meals? Ace: I- You're not angry? Sabo: Oh, no. I am angry. Can't you see I'm angry? Ace: Sometimes you give me mixed signals and I'm never sure...? Sabo: I'm angry. That clear enough? Ace: Yes. Yamato: Okay, so Sabo is the only person that scares you. That's good to know. Ace: OH SHUT UP HE DOESN'T SCARE ME I AM NOT AFRAID OF MY BROTHER Sabo: Ace. Ace: ... I'm sorry.
Then, Sabo takes Ace to a more private place in the house and expects an explanation from him and Ace can't keep the secret anymore. So he tells him about Yamato's dad and how he is not a good person and he's always keeping him locked and making his life a living hell. And Ace is literally begging Sabo to let him stay for a while and Sabo is just staring at him like "Why would I not let him? How could I not? Do you see me as some kind of controlling demon around this house or what?" / "I mean, you're kind of scary sometimes-" / "Because you don't do shit around here and when I left for college I expected you to take care of Luffy. But I'm not making Yamato leave! What the fuck, Ace? You should've told me." / "I just- I just don't want him to go back there. He's, like, the nicest guy I've ever known. He's just so good, Sabo. I don't want him to-" / "Yeah. Yeah. He's the love of your life and you're gonna get married and have a fairytale ending or some bullshit like that." / "I did NOT say that." / "But you love him. I'm not letting him stay over if you're not serious about this. We barely have money for us three and we're lucky I can go to college." / "... I know. I know. I do. I do, you know. Like. The L word. You know I can't say it." / "Idiot." / "You're so mean to me. You don't do this shit to Luffy." / "Because at least Luffy has the decency of telling me when his friends are coming over." / "That's what you think." / "What? / "Nothing."
So, long story short, Yamato has the chance to actually live with them for a while if he wants to. Of course, he can't do it permanently. But he knows he has a home there if he ever feels like leaving his own house.
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kobb4ni2 · 2 months
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I just read you sea serpent reader and I have been having thought on how everyone who meet reader!
Strawhats
*Were on day fishing and somehow the hook got onto readers tail or hair and was force to surface to see where the hook is from*
Reader who surface and is staring at the Strawhats: Hi
Luffy/Sanji/Chopper/Usopp/Nami: FOOD/LADY/MONSTER
Red-haired Pirates
*crashes on an island that reader was chilling*
Shanks: want a drink?
Crew: IDIOT!
Beast Pirates
*Appeared at Wano bc Kaido tried to kill himself for the millionth time and ended up in Readers territory.
Yamato see reader for the first time: READER! WILL YOU MARRY ME!
Everyone: Young Master!!!!
Marines HQ
*Got in trouble because she sunk a Celestial Dragon ship*
Akainu: You can't keep sinking every ship that you see because you don't like them
Reader pounting and acting guilty: Sowwwy
Akainu: We will let this slide (for the thousandths time)
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[ FEM READER ]
The Strawhats would have heard of you from stories of Jimbie or Robin explaining the poneglyph that consisted of your name, which could be traced back from Skypiea and ect.
This is just a rundown of how some strawhats knew about your existence :3
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Luffy would have definitely heard many stories about you from his grandpa or the Red hair pirate, Shanks saying that one day you will be his bride and all.
Franky would have also heard stories of you from Tom and from Kokoro, he might have read your name in the Pluton sheet (I forgot what it’s called 😭)
Nami would have overheard from Arlong and the other fishmen because Sea Serpent! Reader is basically their Goddess.
AND ROBIN OOH LOORRDD, Robin would actually have an obsession on you before you ever even met the Strawhats, the old books of Ohara would have so many information out of you, and since you were close to Joyboy she would always somehow read your name in one of the poneglyphs which made her incredibly hooked on you.
Sanji from Zeff and you being related to the ocean, you must know about the all blue them!!
But ya know just one day the crew were just fishing, everyone is doing their own thing, Franky made a huge fishing net to capture more fishes, which works perfectly fine (more food for Luffy yippiee) and just yoink. They just yoinked Sea Serpent! Reader out of the water while she was just sleeping…. Means the Strawhats woke her up from her nap dawg😞
Sea Serpent! Reader: Umm…Hi? You woke me up from my nap.
Luffy would be starry eyed while Sanji is turned into stone when he saw your beauty, Zoro would be on guard, Chopper,Ussop and Nami would be freighted, but Nami would have this sense of familiar towards you, while Jimbie, Robin, Brook and Franky (aka the oldest) are amazed that YOU ARE ACTUALLY REAL!! (World government hid you from the world basically) I mean they knew you were real but ya know the world government and stuff…
The Red Hair Pirates Shanks specifically KNEW YOU ALREADY, but only stories from Roger and Reighley, Shanks knew that you were real but was only being hold as a dangerous being to the World Government so they have to somehow keep you in a leash, but that didn’t really stop you from exploring island to island and that where you saw the Red Hair Pirates, drunk or not Shanks would start flirting with you the minute you agree to join their party ;3
BEAST PIRATES LETS GOOO GRAAAGGHHH
You saved Kaido from drowning after his “I have lost count” attempt, you the dragged his ass back to Wano, but before you can leave you were SOMEHOW detained and kept in a fancy room, that’s when Yamato met you, he heard that King ordered you to be held captive for a while, and the closer Yamato saw you the more you reminded him of the stories of Oden in his logbook about a Sea Serpent who had travelled with the Roger Pirates for only a few months, and when his suspicion was confirmed he immediately jumped out of his hiding spot and went to hug your tail, you were shocked but the boy Yamato kept on ranting about you, about opening up Wano and Oden and stuff, Yamato even said that after Wano is open he will marry you!!! (King is fuming rn)
The power you hold when it comes to the Marines is insane, the Gorosei will always send at least one Admiral to check up on you or if you’re going somewhere. It’s no secret you despise the Celestial Dragons, how could you not! Those are the people that brings extreme slavery and injustice not just towards your people but to everyone alike. You swear to Akainu that you didn’t even hit the celestial dragons boat, you just accidentally nudge it!! No you didn’t sent waves towards a boat that contains a bunch of Celestial Dragon, you were just swimming and your tail made too much force!! You have to forgive Sea Serpent! Reader!!
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yamujiburo · 10 months
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✨YAMUJIBURO F.A.Q.✨
Should've made this a while ago! I'm starting to get a lot of the same questions in my inbox nowadays tho and I feel bad for clogging up y'all's timelines with the same questions haha
GENERAL QUESTIONS
Who are you?
I'm Kiana, I'm a queer, Japanese Jamaican woman, and a Director/Storyboard artist at Disney Television Animation.
What are your pronouns
I usually go by she/her but I don't really mind any pronouns~
Where did you go to school?
California College of the Arts (but I dropped out when I was hired at Disney)
How did you get hired at Disney?
My bosses found me on twitter through my Team Rocket fanart. They liked my drawing style and asked if I wanted to take a storyboard test. I did, I passed, I got interviewed and moved to LA two weeks later to start storyboarding.
Is this a repost blog??
No, you might know be better as @kianamaiart. This is just my Pokémon sideblog where I post exclusively (for the most part) Team Rocket and Pokémon art.
What does your username mean?
It's a combination of the main 4 Team Rocket members' Japanese names: Yamato (cassidy), Musashi (jessie), Kojiro (james), Kosaburo (butch)
What program and brush do you use to draw?
Default brush in Storyboard pro
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GENERAL POKEMON QUESTIONS
Who's your favorite Pokémon?
What are your favorite ships?
Any ship with Jessie. Yamushipping, Rocketshipping and Hanamusashipping are my top three!
Who do you ship Ash with?
I was a big Pokéshipper when I was younger but nowadays don't really feel strongly about any of the ships involving the kid characters. I'm also in the "Ash is aroace" camp.
Do you have any trans headcanons?
You can find em here along with other headcanons! It should be noted that I don't usually marry myself to one hc (unless it's for a specific AU I'm trying to build out) and love seeing various interpretations of a character! Trans woman Jessie, Trans woman James, Trans man James, Genderfluid Jessie, give em to me!
Do you play the games?
I've played all the mainline Pokémon games and very much enjoy them! But I am much more invested in the anime and the characters in the anime.
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HANAMUSA AU QUESTIONS
Where can I read all the comics in order?
Here! I update anytime I make a new comic and list them in chronological order (since I just draw comics at random points in the timeline as they interest me). This post also already answers some of the frequently asked questions about this AU like: How did Jessie and Delia meet? What are James and Meowth up to? How old are Jessie and Delia? etc.
What does "Hanamusa" mean?
Hanamusa is a combination of Delia and Jessie's Japanese names, Hanako and Musashi respectively.
When does this AU take place?
It takes place sometime after the Mezase Pokémon Master/To Be a Pokémon Master series. So all the events that happened in the series, unless retconned within the series, happened. Ash is 10 at the start of the comics.
What's the status between Jessie, James, Meowth and Giovanni/Team Rocket?
Not great terms since they were fired, but also not the worst terms. Giovanni just let the three of them go without any further issues. I will say that I've always loved the theory that Giovanni keeps Jessie specifically around because of her parentage and he as a soft spot for her that he keeps a secret. I feel like Matori was the one that got the three of them fired and Giovanni wasn't able to make an excuse for them this time (without showing nepotism/special treatment) so he was forced to let them go.
If you headcanon Delia as a lesbian, how did Ash come to be?
Delia was young when she had Ash and I hc that she just didn’t really explore her sexuality much! I myself didn’t realized I liked women until I was 18 and didn’t know I liked ONLY women until like 2 years ago. She got married, had a baby and realized after her husband left that she liked women (trans people exist obviously but I’m also interpreting Ash’s father as a cis man).
Who do you think Ash’s dad is?
I don’t know and I don’t really care to explore it. I’m going off of the novel interpretation that he’s just a deadbeat that left to be a trainer, failed and never came back because of the shame. He’s not important.
Isn’t Giovanni Ash’s dad?
That’s a common misconception that people remember wrong from the Pokémon Live show. Delia mentions she dated Giovanni but then left him and his gang after meeting Ash’s father. I also don’t consider the live show canon personally! I follow The Birth of Mewtwo timeline where Madame Boss founded Team Rocket.
Do you think Delia and Giovanni dated at least?
Nah, I think he’s too old for her? I always got the vibe from The Birth of Mewtwo that he was quite a bit older than Jessie and it’d be sus if he was dating Delia when she was married to, and had a child with her husband at 18/19. He’s a bad guy but not a BAD guy.
You mentioned you still ship Jessie and James. Why not make a Jessie, James, Delia polycule?
I have a few reasons I’ve mentioned before! 1. I’m in super deep with this AU already and I feel it’d be very confusing for casual viewers of my stuff if James was added into the relationship haha. 2. I’ve drawn Jessie and James together since 2011 and took this AU as an opportunity to try my hand at writing them as queer, platonic besties bc I love that interpretation of them a lot as well. 3. I’m not poly myself and the way I write this ship is largely based off of my experiences with my girlfriend. I just know I’d favor the Jessie/Delia of it all which isn’t fair and not a good interpretation of a poly relationship. All that said, I DO super enjoy seeing peoples’ poly headcanons and art!
Who does James end up with in this AU?
No one. He's aroace and is happy to be single
Do Jessie and James have all their Pokémon in this AU
I think they have all the Pokémon that they did by the end of Mezase Pokémon Master (all their Pokémon that were left at HQ). Most of their released Pokémon have stayed released and the Alola Pokémon are still in Alola. I bring back Arbok and Weezing post-Jessie and Delia getting married. I may bring back Chimecho, Growlie and Cacnea if I think of an idea I like!
What are Meowth and James up to in this AU?
Hop back to the top of this post under the "Where to Start" section. All your questions will be answered.
Does Ash travel with anyone at this point of his life?
I don't have anyone in particular in mind! I could see him making new friends (Nemona???) or traveling with different combinations of old friends. Like him, Misty and Goh, him, Dawn and Cilan, him, Serena and Lillie etc.
Will Delia ever get over her phobia of snake Pokémon
Not fully! I think overcoming fears is fine and good but I think real PHOBIAS are much harder to get past and I don't want to cheapen it. She slowly gets used to Jessie's Seviper specifically and gets to the point where she can pet it comfortably with Jessie in the room. But otherwise, still scared and would need that same amount of time per Pokémon
Is Jessie gaining weight or is it just me?
Not just you! Jessie puts on a bit of relationship weight overtime as you'll see in the later comics in the timeline. Jessie grew in poverty, never knowing when her next meal would be and that continued into her life as a Team Rocket member. Once she was able to settle down (with a woman who runs her own restaurant no less) she's able to live a healthier lifestyle with regular meals and puts on some weight because of that.
Does Jessie ever feel self conscious about gaining weight?
Nope! She feels happier and healthier and hotter. She's also unreasonably excited to clear out her old clothes and get a new wardrobe.
Would Jessie and Delia ever have kids together or adopt?
Nah, Ash is enough for them! I have come up with hypothetical kids for them but they're not canon to this AU. Just a fun little thing for me.
Will you ever put this on webtoon?
Nah. People mostly ask me this because they want to read everything in the order of the timeline but to my knowledge, you can’t reorder chapters or installments which would defeat the purpose. I also don’t think nintendo fan stuff would fly there. Also, also it’s just extra work and another place to upload and I want to keep this all fun for myself~
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myvampyrez · 7 days
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What's your Vergil Sparda headcanons sfw and nsfw (you don't have to make this one if you don't want it) :)
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vergil (n)sfw hc’s 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪
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omg why did it take me so long just to do simple headcanons 😭😭
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some curse words, spoilers for vergil lore in general, spoilers for mission 08 and so forth in dmc5, nsfw is labelled before written so read at your own discretion!!
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❥ sooo, in deep contrast to his twin brother, all know vergil is super serious
❥ i mean, if you spent a bunch of your time in hell, wouldn’t it take a toll on you too???
❥ because of what’s happened to vergil, it’ll be really difficult to actually get through to him
❥ even just small talk or simple touches are uncomfortable for him at the beginning
❥ and in order for him to trust you, you gotta be super persistent to actually stick with him
❥ i feel like vergils too stubborn for things like therapy, i don’t feel like he’d like to admit he needs help
❥ he’d probably keep going until he he overexerts himself or snaps, which would probably take a while considering he can endure a lot before giving in
❥ once you guys are actually together though, you’re essentially one step further to getting to the center of vergil because it means you’ve already broken down some of his walls
❥ vergils the type of guy to love silently, and maybe more distantly than a normal person would love
❥ but whoever said he was a normal person?
❥ he doesn’t know how to deal with his feelings, so he takes up avoiding you as his own way in hopes that you’ll come to him
❥ you walk into a room? he walks out
❥ you sit next to him? he’ll keep his nose buried in a book or his work in hopes that you’ll ‘pester’ him
❥ don’t let his feigned annoyance fool you, he prays for you to approach him
❥ by no means is vergil shy, but when you spend so many years in hell.. you kinda lack social cues
❥ he obviously know what love is, he’s not clueless, but it feels different when it comes to you
❥ it almost feels foreign
❥ vergil loves showing off that your his and he’s yours, he’ll buy you a pendant with a blue gem or something with his name engraved in it
❥ if you whine enough, he’ll ‘give in’ (he’s just acting tough) and read to you at night ‘begrudgingly’
❥ if you read too, he’ll curtly leave a book that he think you’ll like on your nightstand when he comes home
❥ if you eat dinner at the table, he’ll have you sit next to him so he can lock ankles with you or link your pinkies under the table
❥ other than that, vergil’s not rlly into pda?
❥ if anything, he’ll stand next to you or sit close enough to where your legs or thighs touch. that’s kinda like his ver. of pda 😭
❥ if you get along with nero or if maybe v saw how you got along with him before you knew he was vergil, even if he treats nero as a pest, it somewhat confuses him?
❥ maybe even almost upsets him??
❥ it just gives him a glimpse on what he could’ve had, and i guess it somewhat creates a dull ache within him knowing he could’ve been a present figure in nero’s life with you
❥ def an early bird, the type of dude to kiss your forehead before he leaves in the morning because he know you won’t wake up to see him before he goes
❥ ugh just imagine vergil staring down at you for a minute, contemplating his decisions while looking at your serene form before leaning down and placing a feather light kiss to your forehead so as to not wake you up
❥ i need to be contained
❥ he wouldn’t let you see it but he sometimes cracks a smile at just the thought of doing mundane activities, even if they’re such small tasks, he still cherishes the thought of a small life with you even if he’s married to his work
❥ but god forbid you’re around dante though, and if you’re playful n teasing like him?? vergil will never hear the end of dante’s irritating tales told to you of when they were children
❥ it probably ends up with yamato pressed against dante’s throat but it’s all brotherly fun guys don’t worry
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the familiar coos sung by the mourning doves fell deaf on VERGIL’s ears, only picking up your soft breaths as your chest rose up and down with each one you took. he couldn’t help but admire how comfortable you looked in your sleep—with your lips parted slightly and hair splayed out messily as it stayed trapped under you.
he cocked his head in bemusement at the sight of golden rays dancing on you collarbone, tinting the skin with the early sun of dawn. he was surprised you hadn’t woken up yet, considering the golden hue beamed along your face as well. one upside of getting to work early was seeing your peaceful face in the mornings. vergil studied your face as if he’d never see it again, and in a way, not seeing you again was very possible. due to being a devil hunter, risks were high. but vergil couldn’t bear the thought of doing that to you. he studied your face so carefully, eyes roaming across your skin to commit every single one of your features to memory.
his eyes of silver, once crinkled in pain and alone, now looked at you curiously as they caught every glimpse of you. the way your eyebrows furrowed when your mind swirled with its own concoction of your dreams, the way you changed positions to search for what he could only assume was the cold part of the pillow.
he felt his heartbeat quicken as he watched you stir in your sleep, turning your head over and allowing another angle of your beauty to be silently worshipped by your lover.
as he leaned down, he made sure to bend at the waist in order to make limited noise, cursing the material of his coat scrunching and making a slight sound as it crinkled. and as his lips connected with your forehead, he reveled in the smell of your shampoo from your shower that you took last night as he closed his eyes, holding his lips there in a feather light kiss.
then, just as quickly as they had been placed—his lips left your forehead as he began to exit the bedroom, taking one last glance at your resting form before he quietly closed the door.
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NSFW BELOW ꨄ︎
❥ i know i just wrote that cute ass blurb but now that we’re talking nsfw, vergil is def a quick learner
❥ obviously it’ll take a while to initiate intimacy, and as aforementioned—even just hand holding takes a while for him to digest
❥ but shit, this man has stamina for days
❥ being half a demon definitely doesn’t help, but vergil can actually go so long in the sheets w you 😭
❥ he’ll be awkward at first, unsure of what to do but once you guide him and reassure him that it’s okay to touch you, you just unlocked smth else in him omg
❥ his libido isn’t very high, but on the days that you guys do get intimate, he can last a while
❥ he’ll assure that you both are satisfied by the end of it, likes to know that you’ve finished before him at least once
❥ if you’ve gotten really bratty or you’ve gotten him really into it, you might feel him borderline triggering as his claws dig into your hips a little more and his groans get more guttural
❥ sorry guys—this man will not bottom or be any sort of submissive, and if he does, you will need to be in a committed relationship for at least a year or two
❥ he def has control issues
❥ in terms of talking dirty, he still holds that sharp precise tone when he speaks
❥ i don’t feel like hes much a degrading guy? maybe more possessive talk if anything
❥ this man doesn’t cuss often, but occasionally if you clench around him, he’ll let out a small huff of, “shit.” even if it’s barely audible
❥ i think maybe he teases you a bit, enough just to get you hot and bothered so you’ll be writhing underneath him
❥ being half-demon gives him some package guys, trust
❥ vergil’s lengthier, a small sensitive vein on the underside of him that you could use to your advantage on the off chance you suck him off
❥ when vergils in a certain mood, he’ll kiss on your skin (another form of teasing) and murmurs praises of how divine you look
❥ he loves the way your hands grip at the sheets, or the way they rush to your mouth as you try to cover up those pretty sounds while he’s giving you pleasure—no matter how many times he tells you to let them slip out
❥ not a big fan of marks, either on him or you. he still has to go outside and so do you, he’d probably be pretty embarrassed if someone saw them and questioned what happened
❥ unlike dante, vergil is pretty quiet about his love and sex life, he likes to keep it pretty tame and under wraps
❥ prefers to make it intimate rather than a quick fuck, he wants you to feel every ounce of love in his movements—whether it’s with his tongue, hands, or just his length
❥ he likes to drag it out too, i’m not talking quickies, i’m talking about full on ‘love making’ sessions (yes, he’ll refer to them as that most of the time)
❥ like i said, he wants you to feel every last bit of it with his body, unless you want him to spew some poetry out of the blue expressing his feelings—he can’t express them with regular words for shit
❥ he wants you to see what you’re doing to him, how you affect him, what you mean to him is more important than anything
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maskyish · 7 months
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Banri's Birthday Rabbit TV 2023 - Episode 1 - "Banri's Wedding?!"
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PART 1 | PART 2 | PART 3
Please note: I am NOT a professional and my level of JP is very, very basic. I do this for practice and to share with other fans for fun. Please take my translations with a grain of salt as there may be mistakes. If you see any, please let me know and I can correct them. If anyone else has this card and wants to translate this at any time then please feel free to do so!
*door opens* 
Riku: Manager! President…! 
Tsumugi: Ah, everyone! Thank you for coming! I’m sorry to have called you all so suddenly….
Riku: Is it really true that Banri-san is getting married?! 
Tsumugi: Huuh?! 
Tamaki: I didn’t hear anything about this from Ban-chan!! 
Sogo: Me neither…! 
Nagi: Is this why you’ve called us here today? 
Iori: If this is true, we could’ve made preparations to celebrate…! 
Mitsuki: Exactly, there’s no need to be a stranger! I would have made a cake or two! 
Yamato: Calm down, you guys. So…. is it actually true, President? 
Otoharu: Ahaha. This is pretty interesting, isn’t it? 
Tsumugi: Pr- President?! 
Otoharu: Well, if that’s the case and Banri-kun is getting married, what will you all do? 
Mitsuki: Of course we have to have a huge celebration! Not just with cakes, but a whole feast! 
Yamato: For starters, I’ll prepare the finest alcohol and we can have a drink. I’d like to stay up all night and hear the story of how he met his other half. 
Tamaki: ….. I’m….. kinda lonely. 
Tamaki: I love Ban-chan, and I’m happy for him, but….. 
Sogo: … I think so, too. I’d like to talk to Banri-san first. 
Riku: If he has a family, he wouldn’t be able to support us like he does now, right…? 
Nagi: Even so, we have to send him off with a smile. Just as Banri has always done for us. 
Iori: In the first place… is it really true? I just can’t believe he would keep this from us….  
Otoharu: Hmm, well, it’s not true. 
IDOLiSH7: Eh?
Otoharu: Banri-kun isn’t getting married. 
IDOLiSH7: Whaaa—! 
Tsumugi: I- I’m sorry, everyone! And President, please don’t say things that can cause them to be so uneasy!  
Otoharu: Ah ha ha. Sorry, sorry. 
Riku: Thank goodness…. I was thinking about if it was maybe with our manager or something….
Otoharu: What was that? 
Yamato: No, no, absolutely not. 
Nagi: As long as my eyes are blue, I will not allow it. 
Otoharu: I will also never allow it. 
Tsumugi: E-enough! In any case, it was just a misunderstanding. 
Mitsuki: So, what did Riku hear then? About Banri-san telling the staff he was taking time off for a wedding. 
Tsumugi: Well, that’s what I’ve called you all here to discuss today…. 
Tsumugi: Someone in the industry is holding a wedding ceremony, so Banri-san and I will be attending. 
Otoharu: Originally, I was going to go as the representative, however some work came up. 
Tsumugi: I’ve heard from the other companies that Anesagi-san, Okazaki-san, and Utsugi-san will also be going…. 
Otoharu: The wedding ceremony will be held in Karuizawa, so I thought it would be a good chance for the managers to take a vacation as well. 
Otoharu: It might be an inconvenience to everyone for a little while, but I plan to follow up with the other staff and give them my thanks. 
Tsumugi: I’ll be checking my phone from time to time, so please contact me should anything happen! 
Yamato: Haha. Well, I figured it was something like that.
Nagi: OH! But you seemed to be the most flustered, Yamato. 
Yamato: What is this guy even saying? 
Iori: I swear, you’re too quick to jump to conclusions upon hearing the word “wedding”, Nanase-san. 
Riku: Huh?! Even you froze up when I told you, Iori! 
Mitsuki: Jeez! The instant you guys realized it was a misunderstanding, your facial expressions relaxed! 
Sogo: I’m glad we know now. Manager, please don’t worry about us and enjoy your time off.  
Tamaki: Yeah! You and Ban-chan are always working hard. I got nervous when we got called to the office! 
Tsumugi: Thank you, everyone….! 
Otoharu: I’m glad. I hope all the managers can go and refresh themselves. 
Riku: Doesn’t Karuizawa have a famous gelato shop? Tenn-nii went there before while on location and said it was delicious! 
Yamato: That sounds nice. Go ahead and enjoy some sweets too. 
Sogo: I know of a few recommendations for places as well, I can tell you about them later. 
Mitsuki: Sweet! There’s a restaurant I wanted to try too, so if you’d like to go, you can let me know what you think! 
Nagi: Your happiness is my happiness. Please go and relax to your heart’s content. 
Tsumugi: Thank you very much…! I’ll accept everyone’s kindness and enjoy myself to the fullest! 
Tamaki: You absolutely have to try the local King Pudding flavor with grape mousse in it, no matter what! It’s seriously delicious! 
Tsumugi: I will! I’ll bring some back as a souvenir, too! 
Tamaki: Yaaay~! 
Iori: Yotsuba-san, please do not coerce her into buying you souvenirs so nonchalantly. 
Iori: Even though it’s already September, it’s still hot out, so please take care against the heat. 
Riku: Forget about work while in Karuizawa and just enjoy your time with all the other managers! 
Tamaki: Oh yeah! Since all the managers will be there, why not just have that party there? 
Sogo: That’s true, it might be the perfect opportunity! 
Tsumugi: ‘That’ party? 
Nagi: Banri’s birthday party! We all talked about having the yearly celebration! 
Yamato: It’s that time of the year, after all. 
Tsumugi: I see….! I’d love to help! Did you already have something in mind? 
Riku: Yeah! Actually…. 
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Anesagi: …. And that’s about it for next month’s schedule. 
Anesagi: On another note, I have my wedding coming up soon. So I’ll be away from the office for a few days. 
TRIGGER: Your wedding?! 
Gaku: Wait, wait. Are you being serious, Anesagi? Congrats! Let’s celebrate together! 
Tenn: Congratulations, Anesagi-san…. I’m really happy to hear such wonderful news. 
Ryuu: I’m happy too! She's getting married, huh…. It’s making me cry a little! 
Anesagi: W-wait a minute, you guys…. 
Gaku: So? What kind of person are they? I hope they’ll properly treasure you. 
Tenn: The entertainment industry is a unique business, so I can’t help but wonder if they have an understanding of the work you do so that it doesn’t put a burden on you, Anesagi-san. 
Ryuu: I think whoever she chose must be a good person, but there’s the smallest chance that’s not the case, right? So if you don’t mind, we’d like to meet them, too. 
Anesagi: Hold your horses! It got interesting so I figured I’d just keep quiet and listen for a while, but then I heard what you were saying about me. 
Anesagi: I’m not the one getting married, it’s an acquaintance of mine! I’m just attending the wedding! 
TRIGGER: An acquaintance?! 
Ryuu: W- what…! I’m sorry for jumping to conclusions…! 
Gaku: So you’re only attending! It was an easy mistake to make, huh! 
Tenn: Even though you were the first one to misunderstand, Gaku.  
Anesagi: Fufu. Sorry about that. Just as I was thinking you were happy for me, you guys suddenly got over-protective so it was fun to watch. 
Anesagi: But if I were to actually get married, you would be worried about me like this, huh. 
Gaku: Of course we would worry! If we’re to entrust you to someone, then they can’t be half-hearted about it. 
Ryuu: You’re our special manager. We want your partner to cherish you, too. 
Tenn: Just as you think about us, we also think about you, Anesagi-san. 
Anesagi: You guys…. 
Anesagi: Thank you. But for right now, my only love is my work so I promise you don’t have to worry about it for a while. 
Anesagi: The wedding will be held in Karuizawa, so I’ll be taking some time off and staying there, but feel free to contact me for anything. 
Gaku: Forget about work and just enjoy yourself! There’s a lot of good food there, right? Plus the air is clean! 
Tenn: That’s true. There’s a lot of quiet cafes to relax in too. Or maybe you can sit on the terrace. 
Ryuu: It’s too early for the leaves to be turning yet, but there’s still a lot of nature so please take your time and enjoy it! 
Anesagi: Fufu. Thank you. I’ll go and recharge, and when I get back I look forward to making the best work with you guys! 
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Rintaro: ….. Rinto will be absent for his wedding soon. So I hope you both will be able to send him off with a smile. 
Yuki: Sure, whatever you say. Don’t phrase things in a purposefully misleading way. Okarin is just attending a wedding. 
Momo: We already heard about it from him! 
Rintaro: Ehh–! How boring. I thought I’d get to see you guys panic, like, “What marriage?!” 
*door opens* 
Okarin: Please stop trying to get reactions from people for your own entertainment.
Rintaro: Gh, Rinto. 
Yuki: Instead of doing such nonsense, just have your own wedding. 
Momo: Aren’t you keeping your wife waiting? Hasn’t it been awhile since your registration? 
Rintaro: I can’t afford to leave a gap in my workload right now. 
Yuki: I wish you would just retire already. 
Okarin: Alright, come on now, Yuki-kun. I’ll be sure to pass along the congratulatory gift you two left with me. 
Momo: Thanks, Okarin! We wanted to go too since they’ve done a lot for us. 
Yuki: Could all our shoots be moved to Karuizawa? 
Momo: Ahaha! Even if the camera was rolling, we could take a nap under the trees with the sun filtering through. 
Yuki: I’d like to go for a month. 
Rintaro: Then, we can make it a job to have Yuki compose a song for my wedding and have the music video shot in Karuizawa. 
Yuki: Okarin, shut this guy up. 
Okarin: Idols shouldn’t furrow their brows like that…! You shouldn’t ever show a face like that on camera! And President, please stop messing around! 
Rintaro: I thought it would be nice.
Okarin: I’ll bring back souvenirs. Some sausage for Momo-kun, and some local vegetables for Yuki-kun! 
Yuki: That'd make me happy, but since it’s a rare vacation, I think you should just relax and go with the flow. 
Momo: Exactly! The managers from the other offices will be going too, right? I’m sure you’ll have lots to talk about, so just enjoy yourselves! 
Okarin: Thank you very much. There’s a lot I’m worried about, but I’ll take your word for it and just have fun.
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Shirou Utsugi: ….. So, that’s why I’ve called you all here. I’ll be going to Karuizawa to attend an acquaintance’s wedding, so I’ll be taking some time off. 
Touma: Eh?! You’re getting married?! 
Haruka: Huh? What are you talking about? 
Minami: He just told us he’s going to an acquaintance’s wedding. 
Touma: O- OH….. I see. That scared me….! 
Torao: This is why I told you that you drank too much yesterday. This guy’s head is foggy. 
Touma: Haha, my bad. Tora was drinking, and it got too lively….
Haruka: What, you two went out drinking together? This is the first I’m hearing about it. 
Minami: It seems like you two had work together yesterday, but isn’t it heartless you didn’t tell me? 
Shirou Utsugi: Umm… Are you fighting? 
ZOOL: We’re not! 
Shirou Utsugi: Is that so? Well, after a reaction like that, I look forward to seeing what kind of reaction I would get if I really got married. 
Zool: …………
Minami: He doesn’t really seem like the domestic type, but I could see him suddenly dropping a bombshell on us one day and telling us “I’m getting married"... 
Torao: Although he’s never shown us even a trace of a woman, he definitely seems to fall into the category of someone who would be popular with women…. 
Touma: I don’t know why, but it feels like he’d marry someone really famous….
Haruka: Utsugi-san is really kind, so maybe he’d be surprisingly family-oriented? I could see him cooking home-made meals on his off days….  
Haruka: ….. But, still…..
Haruka: …. It’d probably be sorta lonely. 
Shirou Utsugi: You’d be lonely? 
Haruka: No, not really, I’d just congratulate you normally!! It’s not like I wouldn’t want you to get married…! 
Minami: I understand. It’d be lonely if he had someone special besides us. 
Touma: I see… Well, when you put it like that…. 
Torao: Haha. It seems we’ve become quite attached to Utsugi-san. 
Shirou Utsugi: You guys…. Thank you. That makes me very happy.
Shirou Utsugi: My special ones are the ones who are in ZOOL. 
Haruka: …… Yeah. We know. (1) That’s why you can spread your wings as much as you’d like. 
Minami: We’re looking forward to the souvenirs. 
Torao: There’s some good stores there, I can tell you about them later. 
Touma: We’ll rabbichat you if anything happens, so right now your only job is to take a break! 
Shirou Utsugi: Haha, thank you very much. I’ll be sure to strengthen my friendships with the other managers as well. 
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End of Episode 1
TL Notes:
The word Haruka uses here has the connotation of like "we understand the feelings you're trying to convey"
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deathmetalunicorn1 · 10 months
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Hi I'm really glad that you're back and I was wondering if we can get a part 2 of katakuri and tanjiro reader? Maybe we see some of the beast pirates reactions to the "perfect brother" having such a ray of sunshine for a wife (maybe a bit of a scene with king and katakuri discussing his wife?)
I really want to see reader calling katakuri her handsome husband and see him react like pudding in a way if you can that is!
Take your time and please get some rest!
-To his family and those in Big Mom Pirates, Katakuri was regarded as perfection, strong, loyal, super serious.
-So many respected him, even those not in his crew and family, like those in the Beast Pirates, King and Katakuri were known to have a friendly rivalry with each other.
-When King heard that Katakuri was married, he was stunned, as he never thought that his friend was going to get married.
-The two met up after Kaido and his crew came to visit Whole Cake Island, mainly for Kaido and Big Mom to discuss something.
-The two powerful men met in their usual garden, tea waiting for them as they got caught up on things. King looked around, only seeing the tea, “No food today?”
-Katakuri gave him a small chuckle, “No, Y/N is bringing some lunch for us instead.” King scowled lightly; a bit curious on who this mysterious woman was that managed to capture the heart of the strongest of the Sweet Commanders.
-They heard a gentle voice, “It’s nice to meet you Ulti, I can show you around after I deliver this to my darling husband.” Ulti was shocked, “Ehh?! You’re married?!”
-They saw you holding a large multi-tiered bento lunch as you blushed cutely and Nezuko put her hands on her hips, huffing proudly as if she was saying ‘of course my big sister is married!’
-You approached and King was stunned, you looked like the definition of a cinnamon roll!! Both you and your sister were so stinking cute!!
-Katakuri pecked your cheek in thanks, and you held your cheeks, looking away a bit bashfully after you handed your husband the lunch box.
-You and Nezuko both bowed in greeting to King, introducing you and your sister and almost instantly, King was able to see why Katakuri was so enraptured with you.
-You headed back off to Ulti and Page One as Katakuri set the lunchbox on the table, “Excuse me for a moment.” King was a bit confused as Katakuri enrobed himself in a mochi dome and King could faintly hear Katakuri’s muffled screaming as he melted from your actions and words.
-Katakuri refused to acknowledge King, who could see the blush on his friend’s face and the two enjoyed a home cooked meal, which King had to admit, was wonderfully delicious.
-You got to meet several more members of the Beast Pirates, who were all stunned to learn that you were Katakuri’s wife… HOW DID HE GET SOMEONE AS PRECIOUS AS YOU?!?!
-You’re not sure how you did it, but you were adopted almost instantly when you met Kaido after he asked you to marry his son Yamato.
-Your bright red face was so cute before you told him you were already happily married to Katakuri, but comforted Kaido when he started to cry, as he was already wasted.
-Your kind heart was so pure, to take care of him with no fear, but to you, he was like Mama, just because he was big, scary, and powerful, doesn’t mean he wasn’t a complete bad guy and undeserving of love.
-Both crews had to spend almost an hour trying to calm you and Nezuko down after Kaido mentioning trying to kill himself again, as you cried that you didn’t want anyone to die for no reason.
-You were quickly proving to be the most powerful person in the world, having two different Emperor’s and their crews, vying to keep you and your sister safe.
-Heaven help anyone who would dare try to hurt you or Nezuko.
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Married, Colleagues, Divorced
This thought would enter his mind: Something about it is definitely different. (Gaara Hiden, Ch. 1) | Ten Days of Tenzo (@tendaysoftenzo) Day 5: Kakashi | AO3 |
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Yamato to Kakashi of the Two Normal Eyes: Kakashi. Can I ask you a question...?
Kakashi to Colleague I Think About Such a Normal Amount: Yes, Tenzō?
Yamato: Did you date Iruka?
Kakashi: Why do u ask?
Yamato: Something Naruto said about going on outings with the two of you. Apparently, you even paid. 
Kakashi: We are amicably divorced
Yamato: Elaborate. 
Kakashi: The outings are part of our custody arrangement. The ramen is alimony
Yamato: I understand all of these words but not in this order. 
Kakashi: What’s not to understand. It’s important to model healthy separation for the kids 
Yamato: So you two did date?
Kakashi: No. Next question 
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Kakashi to Standing Tenzōvation: Come sit here
Yamato to Hatake a Bow: I’ll come find you after. We’re going to get in trouble for texting during jōnin council deliberation again. 
Kakashi: I tried talking to u with Anbu hand signals. U said those were too obvious
Yamato: They are too obvious; you should see the message Genma sent me after the last council. Why do I need to sit there anyway? 
Kakashi: I want to eat with u today and if I’m not already occupied after we finish I will be caught in a meeting vortex
Yamato: Comes with the new job-title, Rokudaime-sama.
Kakashi: Not until next week, officially. And I didn’t enjoy any part of that sentence.
Yamato: Well, aren’t you emotionally forthright today? It’s refreshing. 
Kakashi: Does that mean u will buy lunch?
Yamato: You’re the one who just got a promotion. Hokage’s treat? 
Kakashi: I’ll spar u for it
Yamato: You’re on. 
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Kakashi to Magic Mountain: Soup on your windowsill 
Yamato to Lord Sixth Flags: Thank you. You could come in, you know. 
Kakashi: U need some rest. Plus I have been assigned a mission to have tea with Hyuga-san 2nite
Yamato: That’s a new one. Who assigned that?
Kakashi: Me. 😔 I’ve been told clan relations are my problem now
Yamato: I can hardly wrap my head around you being a politician. 
Kakashi: I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around u nearly getting chakra exhaustion from a spar
Yamato: How many times have YOU gotten chakra exhaustion?
Kakashi: I haven’t kept a count 
Yamato: I have. 16.
Kakashi: That’s not bad. 1.4% of missions. Point is that’s what I expect from me, not u 
Yamato: Give me a break. I’ve only ever fought you when you had your sharingan. I didn’t account for how much stamina you’d have without it. My hospital check-up was quick and painless. 
Kakashi: Easy for u to say, u weren’t awake for the berating when I hauled u in
Yamato: Tsunade-sama or Sakura?
Kakashi: Sakura, thankfully. She still feels bad about hitting me, unlike her shishō
Yamato: Are we in trouble?
Kakashi: Don’t think so. The killing intent stopped after u woke up 
Kakashi: Sakura threatened to abandon her post and become a rogue ninja if we ever do it again, but I have a plan for that
Yamato: Do you anticipate Sakura leaving Konoha?
Kakashi: Not really. But after Sasuke I figured the other two should have contingencies, and I kept adding as u and Sai joined 
Yamato: Are you saying you have a plan for a scenario where all five other members of our team abandon the village? 
Kakashi: Don’t take this the wrong way but I have a 14-step-plan for that scenario
Yamato: Both impressive and concerning. 
Kakashi: That’s what they tell me in ninja therapy
Yamato: You have a therapist? 
Kakashi: Yeah. Don’t u?
Yamato: Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’ve never been more attracted to you.
Kakashi: Hm. What’s your average amount of attraction to me?
Yamato: I abstain from the question.
Kakashi: 🤔😈㊙️❓
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Sakura to Team Thanks for Pardoning Sasuke, Sensei: reminder that our new team photo will be taken tomorrow. naruto buy a hairbrush. sensei and sasuke remember to show up on time 
Naruto: i own a hairbrush!! it just doesn’t work on my hair y’know
Sakura: bring it and i’ll help. i’m not breaking another one of my combs
Sasuke: Why do I get lumped in with Kakashi? I’m on time.
Sakura: you missed the last three years of team meetings
Sasuke: Touché. 
Sai: Do Yamato-taichō and I need to do anything? 
Sakura: i think you’ll both be fine. don’t worry too much about what kind of smile you need. be natural
Sai: I will join you early so we can practice being natural.
Sakura: that’s not what i meant. but sure we can get breakfast 
Naruto: me too!!!!
Sakura: NOT ichiraku. 
Naruto disliked “NOT ichiraku.” 
Sasuke liked “NOT ichiraku.” 
Naruto: :(((((((((((( ok 
Yamato: Kakashi and I will both have a meeting about the new housing developments first thing. I can make sure we get there.
Naruto: should u be spending so much time together?
Naruto: i don’t want yamato-taichō to catch ur chakra exaustion again kaka-sensei
Kakashi: For the last time, I did not GIVE Yamato chakra exhaustion. U can’t catch it
Sakura: debatable.
Sai: Sakura does offer medical credibility to Naruto’s theory.
Kakashi: Tenzō, tell them.
Yamato: I haven’t ruled it out.
Naruto: SEE. ur contagious sensei 
Kakashi: I miss when u all found me intimidating
Sasuke: We never found you intimidating. 
Sakura liked “We never found you intimidating.”
Naruto liked “We never found you intimidating.”
Yamato: Didn’t you make them homemade bento on their first day? Not your most menacing tactic. 
Naruto: tbh iruka-sensei and jiraiya-sensei had a lot more rules than u 
Naruto: ur gonna have to work on that as Hokage!
Sai: If you would like, I can pretend to find you intimidating. I’m a very good actor. 
Kakashi: Thank u, Sai. 😔🤘 
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Anko to Jōnin Gone Wild: @Shiranui Genma, Married, Colleagues, Divorce: Gai, Raidō, Aoba 
Genma: Easy. Marry Raidō, Colleagues Gai, Divorce Aoba
Aoba: I understand
Gai: You have ALWAYS been an EXCELLENT Colleague, my friend!!!
Raidō: 👌
Yamato: What kind of a game is this?
Anko: Kakashi invented it. Something about it being a therapy exercise
Kakashi: Actually, my therapist advised against it. But I’m glad we have a new game. Shizune was 2 good at online mahjong
Shizune: You would be too if you grew up with Tsunade-sama. Also your next meeting is 5 minutes. I’ll bring the briefing when I’m upstairs
Kurenai: You know, as Hokage, technically Kakashi is responsible for all active shinobi. He shouldn’t be allowed to date any of his colleagues
Anko: Hahahah, government-mandated celibacy
Kakashi: I’ve been Hokage for like 3 days and none of u respect authority anyways 
Kurenai: Are you saying you DO want to date a jōnin?
Anko emphasized, “Are you saying you DO want to date a jōnin?”
Yamato emphasized, “Are you saying you DO want to date a jōnin?”
Kakashi: U think I don’t know a trap when I see one
Shizune: He has a picture of gljljLKHGLJ
Shizune: I would like everyone to know that Kakashi-sama grabbed my phone when I was writing that message. 
Kakashi: Aiming for meeting brief. New depth perception with 2 eyes. Talk later bye
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Yamato to Celibacy Senpai: Explain to me how the game works again. Since we’re colleagues, we can’t be married or divorced?
Kakashi to Comrade Featured in Several GROUP Photos: It’s more of a state of mind
Kakashi: Take for example, if I had u, Yugao and Ibiki. I’d Colleagues Yugao, Divorce Ibiki and Marry u. 
Yamato: That implies you were married to Ibiki before me. 
Kakashi: Would it affect ur interest in marrying me?
Yamato: No, but I’d wonder why we didn’t get married first. We get along more.
Kakashi: We prioritized our friendship over other potential kinds of bonds
Yamato: I think we've got a pretty good track record for adapting. Besides, spouses should be friends. Anyway, none of this answers the question of why you’d suddenly marry someone else.
Kakashi: We were separated by a tsunami. U lost ur memory and I couldn’t find u so Ibiki and I got together so the kids could have another role model
Yamato: How long was I gone before you moved on? 
Kakashi: We co-parented but I didn’t move on. That’s why u and I get married 
Yamato: What if I’m more of a long-term-romantic-roommates kind of guy? 
Kakashi: I’d make that work
Yamato: In the game?
Kakashi: Sure. In the game
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Naruto to Team Congratulations Chūbu Sai: i went 2 the yamanaka flower shop for plant food after we met up and u’ll never guess what i saw!! u know the bandana guy?
Yamato: Genma? 
Kakashi: Ibiki?
Sakura: Ebisu-sensei? 
Naruto: no. sasuke hair
Kakashi: Izumo
Yamato: Izumo. 
Naruto: yeah him!! he was buying flowers for that other guy. big stick.
Sakura: 🤨
Kakashi: That’s Kotetsu. And? 
Naruto: he was BUYING FLOWERS. for that GUY. for a DATE!!!!!
Sai: Ino tells me it is customary to bring your partner gifts like flowers to show your affection. 
Naruto: I DIDN’T KNOW THAT WAS AN OPTION!!
Kakashi: Dating Kotetsu? It isn’t. He’s in a relationship. And he’s too old for u
Naruto: DATING A GUY!!
Yamato: Why didn’t you think it was an option, Naruto? 
Naruto: i mean, everyone thinks that way about guys and girls and everyone 
Naruto: but no one DOES IT, y’know
Sai questioned “i mean, everyone thinks that way about guys and girls and everyone.” 
Sai: Is that true?
Sakura: i think this is the wrong chat to ask that question in 
Yamato emphasized, “i think this is the wrong chat to ask that question in.”
Sai: Why? 
Kakashi: I can give u a book that will explain it, Sai. Anyway Naruto, people can date anyone they want, within reason. As long as the people involved like each other
Naruto: anyone?
Kakashi: Yeah. Even more than one person at once. Right, Sasuke? 👨🏻‍🎤
Sasuke: What’s that emoji supposed to mean?
Kakashi: I just like to make sure ur phone is on. 
Naruto: i gotta go for a walk
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Yamato to It’s Kakamplicated: I’m going to tell him.
Kakashi to Konoha’s Next Top Anbu (Not a Sex Thing. Maybe A Sex Thing): Give him a few more days, he’ll figure it out 
Yamato: …How long did it take you to figure it out?
Kakashi: I abstain from the question
Yamato: 🙄
Kakashi: Fine. 19. 
Yamato: Age or years?
Kakashi: Definitely one of those two things. Next question 
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Iruka to Senseis R Us: What have you been telling Naruto?
Kakashi: U’ll have to be more specific
Iruka: Why did Naruto say he was going to hang out with my ex-husband?!
Kakashi: What makes u think I have anything to do with it
Iruka: I didn’t say I was talking to you. However, he was going to see your team and I don’t think Yamato-san is responsible for this!!
Yamato: I’m going to leave this one in Kakashi’s capable hands.
Iruka: Kakashi. What is wrong with you?
Yamato: Becoming a chunin at the age of 6, a strangely public black ops career, a possible attachment disorder and some very interesting tan lines. 
Kakashi: That’s the kunai calling the shuriken sharp. 
Kakashi: Also I’ll show u some interesting tan lines
Yamato loved “Also I’ll show u some interesting tan lines.” 
Kakashi: Anyway. I didn’t say much, Naruto was just curious about our history 
Iruka: We don’t have a history?? 
Kakashi: What about when I reupholstered your sofa?
Iruka: Was that... a romantic activity for you?
Kakashi: This is why we’d never work out, Iruka. 
Iruka: Because you text like a member of the cypher corps? 
Yamato: It’s not so bad. His birthday messages are very heartfelt. 
Kakashi loved “It’s not so bad. His birthday messages are very heartfelt.”
Kakashi: Thank you, Tenzō.  
Iruka: Who’s Tenzō?
Yamato liked “Who’s Tenzō?” 
Kakashi loved “Who’s Tenzō?” 
Iruka: This is going on your performance review as an ex-husband.
Kakashi: That’s fair
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Yamato to Kakashinova: Have you seen my uniform belt? 
Kakashi to Some Kind of Wooderful: I have not. U do keep taking it off every time we eat if that helps?
Yamato: I can’t get used to the placement. But I’ll need to find it or order another one before my next check-in. You know how they are about item counts. 
Kakashi: U can use one of mine if u want 
Yamato: Your black belt which has Rokudaime Hokage stitched on the inside? I’ll pass, thanks. 
Kakashi: I don’t know why they keep putting that on everything. But u can’t see that part while ur wearing it anyway. It’s the same belt 
Yamato: Yes, but the Anbu would know it was your belt. I get enough heat for how much time we spend together as it is.
Kakashi: Favouritism?
Yamato: More like wisecracks about holding a torch for you. 
Kakashi: Haha why. Do you have a crush on me, Tenzō?
Yamato: You know the answer to this one. Next question.
Kakashi: What makes u think I know the answer?
Yamato: You’re the smartest person in this village. And we see each other every day.
Kakashi: We all have our Shodaime’s nipple
Yamato: Some of us more than most. Let’s try a different question. How many times have we kissed each other?
Kakashi: 7. 9 and a half if u count missions 
Yamato: Where are you getting the half from?
Kakashi: CPR
Yamato: Ah. So, in those nine-and-a-half moments... You didn’t have any suppositions? Inferences? Lessons gleaned from experience? 
Kakashi: Four and a half of them we’d need to discount for recall, and the last few are harder to report on due to observer bias
Yamato: The observer bias in you gauging my romantic feelings.
Kakashi: Yes
Yamato: Because you would like?
Kakashi: You
Yamato: Me to what?
Kakashi: Long-term romantic roommates, eventually
Yamato: Oh.
Kakashi: Yeah. Do you mind?
Yamato: No, I don’t mind. Maybe we can start with dinner and a walk first? 
Yamato: And Kakashi? I long-term romantic roommates you too. 
Kakashi: That’s a funny way to ask me on a date. 💘 See u in an hour?
Yamato: It’s on.
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ramblingandwritings · 2 years
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Vergil fluff alphabet
This is one of the longest alphabets I've written in a minute so it'll be under a read more
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A = Activities (What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?)
Walking around town, library dates and staying home reading is just fine for him. He's not the greatest cook by a long shot but cooking together is pleasant, he mostly handles the prep work
B = Beauty (What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?)
Actually managing to put up with him and all of his baggage. He knows it's more than difficult
C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)
He typically doesn't, not to say that he doesn't love the closeness of it, he's just not used to it. He'll pull you into his chest occasionally, but usually the only time you'll cuddle is if you wake up like that or you start it
D = Dreams (How do they picture their future with their s/o?)
He doesn't see his life as ever being truly peaceful, but having a place to stop and catch his breath would be nice. He just wants a simple house out of the city with you, away from Dante and the madness
E= Equal (Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?)
He's the dominant one in the relationship. You'll have to speak up and assert yourself otherwise he might accidentally steamroll you. He eventually gets better about that but it takes a while
F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)
Nero is enough for him, he's more than good on that front
G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)
Vergil rarely hands you gifts, you'll just find them laying somewhere he knows you'll see it. He'll ask about it later, subtly prodding to see if you like his gift
H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)
Vergil won't. He needs those to fight at a moments notice, thank you
I = Inspiration (Did their s/o change them or the other way around?)
It's gonna be about 50/50 but being around him means being in danger almost constantly. You have a target on your back and things trying to kill you is gonna be pretty normal. You're likely to be jaded to attempts on your life by year three
J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?)
Horribly jealous. He's afraid of losing you and he will outright tell anyone he thinks is flirting with you to kick rocks. If they're dumb enough to push their luck then having Yamato pointed in their face usually does the trick. If you ask about it, then he'll always deny being jealous
K = Kiss (Are they a good kisser?)
He is, he usually keeps a hand either on your waist or chin to hold you in place. If he ever gets panicked then his kisses can be damn near nose breaking
L = Love Confession (How would they confess to their s/o?)
He doesn't explicitly say the words I love you, he can't bring himself to say it. Being rejected would crush him even though he wouldn't show it
Instead he casually recites poetry in hopes that you'll understand what he's trying to convey
M = Marriage (Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?)
Vergil is in no rush, he's dedicated with or without a ring. He'll propose on his own time, when he's ready for it. He gets Kyrie on board to help him ring hunt since she'll probably know where to search
He's the type to just get down on one knee in private and ask, any other way might not show how serious he is. As far as everyone else knows, one day you just suddenly have a ring on since there's no formal announcement
N = Nicknames (What do they call their s/o?)
Publicly, he just uses your name. Privately, you're doll or darling
He slipped up in front of Dante once and he will never hear the end of it
O = On Cloud Nine (What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?)
To Dante, it's so obvious that he might as well have hearts in his eyes and Dante will comment on it. To everyone else, it just seems like Vergil is slightly nicer to you
He will hunt down things you've been looking for or help when he can. You also have the privilege of being able to wear his jackets occasionally
P = PDA (Are they upfront about their relationship? Are they rather shy when others are watching?)
No. He's not big on public affection at all, the only exception is if he was just previously in fear for your life
Q = Quirk (Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.)
Being able to cut holes into space/time opens up a lot of new possibilities. Wanna go to France but don't have a passport or money? Doesn't matter, you two can do it. He won't abuse the ability though, it's for special occasions
R = Romance (How romantic are they? Cliché or rather creative?)
Everything he's learned, he's learned from books. Things can be a bit typical when he actually tries to be romantic but that's not a bad thing
S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)
He keeps some stuff to himself, he doesn't want to talk about them. It's not an insult to you, it's just how he is
T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)
A solid year, he didn't want to rush into things and accidentally make a mistake
U = Understanding (How good do they know their partner?)
Like a book. It doesn't take him long to figure people out, so he has a pretty good read on you
V = Value (How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?)
He won't give up his search for power for you or stop fighting, but he's more than ready to spill blood for you. His or someone else's
W = Wild Card (A random Fluff Headcanon.)
He actually remembers every important date and makes sure you're on time for everything. There is no such thing as being late around him
X = XOXO (Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?)
Hahahahhahah, no.
In actuality, he craves love and affection but he's not used to getting it. He's spent a good portion of his life alone, believing that attachments are weak. Love is new to him and love without brutality is newer
He'll be slightly more affectionate in private but he's never particularly touchy about it
Z = Zeal  (Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind of?)
Oh god, the entire crew fears what will happen if you die because there will be hell on earth. He's ready to rip the world apart to bring you back
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allyium-inserts · 1 year
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If Only... Part 2
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Based on Naruto Shippuden. Has canon-level violence and death. Mentions of pregnancy. Very fluffy and angsty. I try to follow the Shippuden storyline as best as I can. There will probably be grammar mistakes. Sorry, it took so long, I’m a senior in college so I’m just trying to graduate right now!
Find Part one here!
At this point no one knows of your relationship with Itachi except for the Akatsuki, only Jiraiya knows that’s because he was gaining intel on the Akatsuki and found out that way. But I know for a fact Tsunade has Anbu watch over your cottage. And that Anbu is Tenzo/ Yamato and you both have a deal to not tell your mother who visits and only steps in when you are in danger (even though you can handle yourself)
The only reason the Akatsuki knows about your relationship is because of Kisame’s slip up and that one-time Hidan tried to get in your pants and when you brought it up to Itachi. Itachi was not happy, and it is safe to say that Hidan will never mess with you or Itachi again. At least not in Itachi’s presence
Although you two are not officially married, he has slipped up and called you his wife when talking to Kisame about you. And Kisame never lets him live that down. And you have slipped up by saying my husband when talking to Sakura or Shizune. And they are so confused because they don’t even know you are seeing someone. I mean Sakura totally thinks you are from that one time, but she couldn't confirm it. 
When Jiraiya and Naruto leave to train, you totally leave with them to travel again cuz you’ve missed traveling around the land and being able to help other people. When Jiraiya almost gets killed by Naruto, you are the one who saves his life. He is very much in debt to you at this point. One Senju almost killed him, while another practically saved him.
But you three diverge and you continue to do your own thing. And while traveling you meet Hidan and Kakazu a lot considering how much Kakazu tries to kill Hidan. Hidan likes to call you his little nurse, but only when Itachi isn’t around because the last time he did. He wished he wasn’t immortal. 
While traveling, Itachi visits and you bring up starting a family because you know for a fact that Itachi to you is like Dan was to Tsunade. Plus, it doesn’t help that both you and Itachi have a feeling that Sasuke will come after him soon. You both go into this long discussion about having children and even though you are both extremely young. You are ready and fully prepared to raise a child on your own.
Itachi would love to have a child with you, and nothing would make him happier than starting a family with someone. Especially after being alone for so long and thinking that he did not deserve love at all. He doesn’t even think he deserves to have the privilege of being a father let own being with you.
You understand his stance and wouldn’t push any further, but he wouldn’t mind trying and if you were to get pregnant then you do and if not, you don’t.
“My Love, after everything I did. You would want to give me that honor?” 
“Of course, Itachi, no matter what happened in the past, you deserve to have a family.”
That absolutely melts him, and he does not understand how he is constantly falling deeper and deeper in love with you because each time he falls and doesn't think he can fall deeper. After this conversation, you both would continue to talk about baby names. And decided that if you were to have a daughter, name her Mikoto after Itachi’s mother. For a boy, you would name him after your late uncle Nawaki. 
During your travels you hear about the civil war in the Land of Rain, so you head that way to provide medical aid to injured civilians and ninja if need be. Getting into the Land of Rain is extremely difficult to begin with, but because you are an “asset” to the Akatsuki, you can get in easily. Although when you tell Pain that you are going to provide for both sides, he was not happy, but killing you would cause him more issues than he needed now, especially since they are preparing their move. 
The people in their Hidden Village often called you The Priestess, which was a name you haven’t heard since you met Itachi all those years ago. During the Civil War, Hanzo had put a few attempts on your life, which did not work. Except there was a very close call where an injured ninja had arrived at your tent. The injuries were serious, so you used a lot of chakras and by the time you were done you were exhausted. In your state of exhaustion, you didn’t realize the ninja had gotten up and threw a kunai through your stomach. When you looked back, he was already dead, and Itachi was standing over his body. You pull the kunai out of your stomach before you start to cough up a lot of blood.
At this point you were bleeding out and your chakra was almost completely depleted. Although your mother had taught you about the Seal of 100 hundreds healing and how to accumulate the chakra. You never truly unlocked it, and you have been accumulating chakra since you were 15. 
Suddenly you feel the wound disappearing and your chakra regenerating quicker than normal.  By the time Itachi moves to you, your stomach wound is practically closed and just blood covers that portion of your shirt. His heart literally dropped when he saw the kunai in your stomach. He literally could not lose you, the only person in his life that showed him what it was like to love again. In his mind, he will always be the one to die first, after all Sasuke is getting stronger.
“Please don’t leave me yet.”
After your near-death experience, you leave the land of rain and begin to head back to Konoha. During your travels, you run into Jiraiya and Naruto. The first thing you do is check on Jiraiya’s wound and ask how the training is going. 
You finally arrive in Konoha and the first thing you do is head back to your cottage near the Nara Forest. To your own surprise, Tsunade, Shizune, Sakura, and Tenzo have kept your home clean and neat. 
On your walk to the village, the first person to recognize you is Sakura, who was picking medical herbs right outside the village. The first thing she noticed was your forehead seal. Her eyes literally lit up and asked about the seal. You answered any questions she had while you both walked into the village straight to the hokage’s office to talk to your mother.
When you arrive at the office, Tsunade is doing paperwork with Shizune. She stops her paperwork to give you a large hug, much like when you initially arrived in Konoha. You talk and discuss your travels as well as how you unlocked your Seal of 100 Healings.
During this time, you have started to help at the Hidden Leaf Hospital. You also grow close to the Nara family, cuz after all you are one of the few people allowed in the forest. You rarely see Itachi at all until about a week before Naruto arrives. 
You are hanging out in your home, cleaning up and getting ready to leave into the forest to collect medical herbs to use. A knock at your door causes you to stop what you are doing and at the door is Itachi. You smile widely because you haven’t seen him in a while and let him in. 
During his visit, he tells you that the Akatsuki are starting their plan and probably will not see him very much or at all until the plan is complete. You nod your head and ask how long he will be staying. And ofc it’s not long but he promised to make the most of it. Because after all you both have a feeling that you wouldn’t see each other again. 
So, his entire visit you guys do nothing but whisper sweet nothings and make love to each other, because after all of this is the last time, you might see Itachi. 
Before he leaves you to try to heal his eyesight, but he denies you and that makes that gut feeling even worse. 
“Please come back to me.”
“I can’t promise that my love.”
The next week, Naruto returns to the village with Jiraiya after training for so long. Once Jiraiya hands Naruto off to Kakashi, he asks you to meet for tea. You meet up with him and discuss his intel on the Akatsuki and want it to mean for you as an “honorary” member of Akatsuki. You refuse to break the confidentiality between Itachi and yourself, so you only listen and don’t tell anything specific other than their plan is starting soon, but don’t know when. With that, you leave some Ryo and leave.  
You don’t hear from any of the Akatsuki until you are talking to a Nara member in the village and a gray piece of paper lands in your hand as a message from Konan. You politely dismiss yourself from the Nara member and head straight to your cottage to prepare a first aid bag. As you leave the cottage, you are met with Tobi, which teleports you to the hideout.
Once you arrive at the hideout, you are met with an extremely injured Deidara, a dead Sasori, and fellow Akatsuki members. You instantly go to work on Deidara and heal him as best as you can. You practically exhaust yourself healing Deidara and nearly pass out from chakra depletion. After like 6 hours of healing, you have healed Deidara the best you could. 
You continue with your life until one day you go to Sakura because you were feeling under the weather. It had been about three weeks since you saw Itachi. As a healing ninja, you had an idea about what was causing the illness. When she confirmed your suspicions, you told her to not tell anyone, not even your mother. 
You heard talk around the village about Akatsuki in the area. You ignore the information and go to the closest collection office to collect some blood and resources. Although technically working with Konoha is a way. While being a mercenary any blood or organs you needed you would go to the collection offices and buy them. Just as you arrived you ran into Shikamaru and his crew. When he asked what you were doing here you brought up how when you were traveling you often used collection offices to get blood and organs. What you weren’t expecting was that Hidan was sitting on the stoop of the office. 
As soon as you walked past, Hidan perked up and was like “Are you to heal me, my little nurse” with that smirk on his face. You simply replied with, “don’t let you know who hear that” and his face paled slightly until he looked behind you. You just walked in and started talking to Kakazu and the Head person about the recent arrivals and cost and stuff. 
Cue the fight scene where Asuma is dying. 
You felt bad about Asuma and how Ino was trying to help him, she looked at you pleadingly as a cue to help her.
“Why are you just standing there? HELP US!”
“He’s already dead Ino.” 
The shock in her eyes as you said that and the anger behind them was something you haven’t seen since the Civil War in the Hidden Rain Village. You felt guilty but she will learn when to stop trying like you did.
“How long have you been working with Akatsuki?”
You didn’t answer at all. You didn’t have to tell Shikamaru how you met them randomly and then fell in love with Kin slayer and is pregnant with his child. You didn’t have to explain how we were practically a mercenary, so it wasn’t uncommon to run into ting. Everyone looked at you in shock and betrayal. 
You simply returned to your cottage and prepared for a transplant that you needed to complete to help a traveling merchant. 
You had been requested by your mother to report to the Hokage’s office, regarding the issue. You wanted to ignore it, but her mother’s ignorance of the situation has gone on too long and now we both needed to answer it. 
As soon as you arrived you heard the screaming from Shikamaru, Ino, and Choji about the situation. They wanted answers and you didn’t blame them. As soon as you walked into the office you and your mother exchanged a look and you sighed. 
“You want answers, here are the answer.”
You explained to them about how you were a traveling healer and that you had run into Itachi and Kisame by chance. And how it wasn’t uncommon to see rogue ninja on the road, and since you weren’t one for affiliations, you healed whoever regardless how terrible they were. You told them everything except your relationship with Itachi and that you were pregnant. After that whole debacle, they were of course still angry for letting Asuma die and the whole situation. You chose to not go to the funeral. 
Cue the Itachi pursuit mission and here’s where it gets angsty…
At this point you are like 2 months pregnant, and slightly showing.
So, when you hear about the mission you of course decide to join regardless of what your mother says, and the people involved are confused until your mother explains to them my connection to Akatsuki and your close relation to Itachi. She didn’t go into detail about our relationship but said it would be helpful. 
Jiraiya and I made eye contact, and you really had a bad feeling about this, and you knew that you had to go regardless of the protest. Tenzo would back you up in going but Sakura was nervous for your child.
During the mission you are stuck with Sakura and the two ninja dogs. Until there was a bright explosion, that captivated us. You instantly start running that way cuz you knew you had to, there was a feeling. After that investigation, you continued with the group until Tobi popped up, you knew why he was there and why there was this pit in your stomach. 
“Tobi, let me through!”
“Tobi only will let Ms. (Y/N) because she gives Tobi candy.”
With that you pushed through unconcerned with the yelling behind and the confusion. Tenzo knew why you had to move forward.  I ran until I caught up with Kisame and Sasuke's crew. You were already crying knowing the outcome today will have, but you just needed to see him. 
“Kisame please… you know I need to see him.”
“You of all people should know why I can’t let you through.”
I’m the last part of the fight. You pushed through Kisame and ran Itachi, the dehydration didn’t matter, the cold numbing your body didn’t matter, and the rawness in your eyes did not matter. All that mattered was Itachi and seeing him alive and telling him about your child. So, he can die knowing about the miracle you two have talked about.
As soon as you arrived at the scene, a scream ripped from your lips, and you stumbled down the rocky surface to meet Itachi. You ignored the stunned boy and instantly fell to the ground, grasping Itachi in your hands. You started healing him in desperation to see his eyes again, to see the love they carry. 
 “Please don’t leave me, please! I can’t live without you, Itachi. I can’t… I can’t raise her by myself!” You sobbed loudly as Tobi, Kisame, and Zenstu appear in front of you. You continued to try and heal him as the sob racked from your body, vision blurry with tears unable to comprehend anything around you. “I know I said I was ready to do this by myself, but I c-can’t, please. Please wake up!” Hoping it was genjustu who continued to try and free yourself. You even used your 100 healing seals just so you could see his brown eyes again. You didn’t care that you might be hurting your child, but you just wanted to hear his voice one more time, see his smile one more time. It was too soon for him to go, he still needed to meet his child, he had to meet his child. “We have to take him,” someone said but you couldn’t figure out who, and next thing you know all you are holding his headband to your chest as another loud scream is ripped from your mouth into the air as the Konoha ninja finally reach you. Ignoring their presence, you continue to sob, not caring who sees or hears because, after all the love of your life, the father of your child had just been ripped away from you. Your throat was raw as you finally feel someone put their cloak over you to try and cover your drenched form. The world was a cruel place, and you can think everything is perfect until it all falls apart. All you say, your throat raw from screaming, turning back to them is,
“He’s gone” 
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maoam · 4 months
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"Speaking of which, it amused me greatly that both Kishimoto and Gege used Kushinadahime for Sasuke and Megumi."
Can you talk more about that ☺ I know Kushinadahime marries Susanoo but nothing more
Sure.
Kushinadahime was the youngest of the eight daughters of Ashinazuchi and Tenazuchi. Kushinadahime was to be offered as a sacrifice to the eight-headed serpent Yamata-no-Orochi who had a sword inside of him, and who had already devoured seven beautiful maidens, but she was saved by Susanoo, who defeated Yamato-no-Orochi by cutting it to pieces with the Totsuka Sword.
Kishimoto used the legend of Kushinadahime as an influence during the confrontation between Orochimaru, Sasuke and Itachi.
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The Eight-headed Serpent is obviously Orochimaru in the manga. His eight branches technique and the sword inside of him are clear references to the mythology. In the first panel we literally see Susanoo jutsu and Orochimaru facing each other. Orochimaru is shown here as eight-headed serpent who is trying to get Sasuke's body.
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Yamata-no-Orochi was dragon-serpent, and later on Kishimoto made Kabuto "dragon" who also wanted Sasuke.
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The Totsuka sword wielded by Susanoo jutsu is what defeats Orochimaru, just like in the mythology.
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So who is the princess/goddess/maiden that needs to be saved from Yamata-no-Orochi? Well it is our Sasuke of course. Just like Kushinadahime is saved from her fate unlike the other maidens, Sasuke is saved from Orochimaru unlike all the other bodies the latter obtained.
As for Megumi.
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Megumi is about to be sacrificed to Mahoraga. Just like all the previous daughters of the mountain god died as sacrifices to Yamata no Orochi in the mythology, the previous inheritors of the Ten Shadow Techique all died as sacrifice in order to summon Mahoraga.
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What's kinda interesting is that Susanoo's role is given to the villain... Sukuna notes that Mahoraga bears resemblance to Yamato no Orochi. Gege brought up this mythology reference rather clearly.
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Susanoo is a Japanese god representing natural disasters and calamities. Gege also mentioned once that Sukuna is like a natural disaster. Susanoo is a god that has unrivaled strength and power but is also very mischievous and pisses other gods off quite often. Sounds familiar...
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However, when Susanoo learned that the mountain god couple's daughter Kushinadahime was about to be sacrificed to Yamata no Orochi, Susanoo decided that he will fight Yamata no Orochi to save Kushinadahime and take her as his wife. When you know Gege said Sukuna desires to have Megumi's existence for himself... and the Japanese meaning to what he said in the last screenshot (and an earlier one in season 1) what Sukuna said is like "you have bewitched me/you have made me fall for you Fushiguro Megumi"...
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Susanoo then proceeded to fight Yamata no Orochi and cut it to many pieces. Kind of like Sukuna kept repeatedly cutting Mahoraga with his Malevolent Kitchen.
Surprising way Gege chose to use this legend... but I am impressed how these writers wove things like these in their stories.
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danganronpafan777 · 1 year
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How about some wedding HCS for the SDRA Girls with there Y/N
Alright, here are some awesome drawings by Vvaochan!
https://at.tumblr.com/vvaochan/wedding-dra-girls/96l110yazg8n 
Kizuna Tomori:
Prepare for the most luxurious wedding ever
She's definitely going all out!
Perfect dress, perfect makeup, perfect cake...
You'll probably get married in a fancy chapel, she might consider the beach for the opportunity to wear a bikini, but the sand would just annoy her
She'll invite a lot of people to show you off, but will mostly interact with her close friends and family
Kizuna can't believe that after treating men like servants for years, she finally found someone who loved her for who she is rather than her looks
You say that in your vows, about how you love her for who she is, and no matter how much age diminishes her beauty, you'll stay by her side
She wills herself not to cry, to not look weak in front of so many people and because her makeup cost a fortune
Her own vows are pretty simple, she'll talk about how you changed her for the better and how happy she is to be with you
Her mom congratulates the two of you after the ceremony, and tells you how happy she is to have you as a son/daughter in law
Kiyoka Maki:
Kiyoka is very adventurous, so your wedding is probably at a beach in some foreign country
Your wedding would probably be more vibrant and colorful than a typical wedding, and Kiyoka would probably wear a brightly colored dress instead of a typical white wedding dress
(Obviously you can wear whatever you want, she wants you to know that it's your special day as well)
She doesn't care much for a luxurious or expensive wedding, she just wants a big cake
If you're a guy, Ryutaro is probably your best man, but if not, then Kiyoka would want him to be the ring bearer
Kiyoka is shocked that she's actually getting married, having so many goals and dreams in her life and having an other half to do them with
She probably stressed over her vows for weeks, but talked about how much she loved you for how supportive you were, and all the things she wanted to do with you and all the places she wanted to go
Ryutaro cried a bit but would absolutely never admit it
The two of you try to smudge cake on the other's face
She'd try to lift you up bridal style just for the fun of it  
Rei Mekaru:
Rei is happy with a small and classy wedding
She would like to be married in a nice chapel or even in a library
She would wear a red or a golden wedding dress as she walks herself down the isle
Rei's personality is usually cold, but her vows will blow you away
The years you spent together, opening her up to people all prepared her for this moment to openly say how much she loves you and wants to be with you forever
She pulls you in for the kiss as soon as Kinji stops taking
She's probably forced you to take a dance class for the slow dance between the two of you, but your clumsiness still makes her smile
After everything she went through in her life, being bullied and left on the streets, this is the happy ending she wanted for herself
And she couldn't be happier to spend her future with you
Mikako Kurokawa:
Your wedding is in a place that's important to the two of you, whether it's where you first met or a place where you had one of your first dates
Mikako wears a white or light purple wedding gown, and the purple beads stay on
Yamato is crying the entire time, and also makes a long but sweet toast to the two of you
Mikako's adoptive father holds her hand and walks her done the aisle
She worked really hard on her vows, going to Yamato for advice more than once, but she clearly captured how much you mean to her
She tosses the bouquet and Yamato accidentally flips over a table trying to get it
You take her hand and the two of you dance in each other’s arms as your favorite songs plays overhead
The day ends with you both sharing a loving kiss under the stars, as Mikako promises herself to never take her ring off
Ayame Hatano:
Ayame would want you to have a say in what you’d like the wedding to be like, but would like a wedding on a nice and open field
She’d wear a simple but elegant wedding dress, either white, red, or golden
She invites all her classmates and teammates, and wants them to enjoy themselves as much as she will
You have to remind her that the day is literally about her (To which she argues that it’s about you too)
For her vows, she’s bright red and rambling about how much she loves you and everything that the two of you do
(She wrote her vows beforehand, but once she started talking about how much she loved you, she couldn’t stop)
Ayame’s father walks her down the isle, as Akane, her maid of honor, cheers her on
Even though she’s kissed you hundreds of times by now, the blush on her face won’t go away, especially if you end up picking her up bridal style
As red as she is the entire day, Ayame still believes the wedding to be the best day of her life, and couldn’t be more excited to spend her future with you
Akane Taira:
She'd enjoy a fancy wedding
Besides her classmates, there's not a lot of people who would show up for her
Some of her coworkers cater and help set up the event (You have to stop her from doing everything herself)
She's happy to see her friends enjoy themselves and the two of you having the best and most romantic day of your lives
She decides to make your wedding cake herself, adding toppers of the two of you
She spent weeks perfecting her vows, and half the attendants are in tears by the end of it
She purposely throws the banquet to Ayame and Utsuro makes an awkward toast to the two of you, but you get the message
She makes sure that you have as much a day in the wedding as she does, the two of you picking out the songs together
She also picks you up bridal style for the wedding picture
As you slide the ring on her finger, the both of you share the meaningful kiss, tying the knot once and for all.
Satsuki Iranami:
This is gonna be a wild wedding-
Color. Everywhere.
She doesn't care for an expensive wedding, but wants the biggest cake that she can buy
Satsuki hates dresses, so she'll either suck it up or wear a colorful suit
Keisuke walks her down the isle and later makes a toast to the two of you
Her vows mostly consist of inside jokes between the two of you
She has a fair share of jokes in her speech, but she makes it clear that her love for you is and was never a joke
Also, she's definitely going to smother your face in cake. You have literally no say in it
She doesn't leave your side for a moment, she's so excited to take the next step with you
Kanata Inori:
She'd prefer a simple but sweet wedding at a chapel or courthouse
She's not very picky, mostly making sure that you're happy
She would wear a sweet and elegant gown that her and her father picked out
Kanata invites as many of her colleagues and classmates as she can, making sure that there are other surgeons to cover everyone's shifts
She would like a vanilla wedding cake with toppers of the two of you
Her adoptive father walks her down the isle, beginning to cry a bit
It took her a while to write her vows, but they are meaningful to the both of you and speak from the heart
She knows her job is time consuming, but she couldn't be happier to have met you, the love of her life
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kobb4ni2 · 3 months
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[FEM READER!]
Just imagine. Sea Serpent! Reader who is EXTREMELY HUGE/TALL. Like this is one piece man everyone is tall a$$ fvck bro, but like in Google it says that a sea serpent is 60.96 metres or 200 feet in my research so uh.. IMAGINE Sea Serpent! Reader who just woke up from a hibernation and already started going attention from the World Government, they try their best to recruit you so they sent the admirals but ohhh boy.
Since Akainu, Kizaru and Kuzan were the first person you've met after a very long time, you picked them up on their coats like how a mother cat picks up their kittens and how they tried their best to get out of your grasp but when you put them on your hands near your BIG BWEEBIES (I LOVE BEWBIES :3 I'm a fucking lesbo) . They really tried their best not to look on your chest (Kizaru is trying his best.) Akainu being the more professional one he tried his best to follow his orders while Kizaru and Kuzan were just basically using the devil fruits around you.
Kizaru could just be in your palms and I'm a second next to your shoulders, while Aokiji was secretly using the highest temperature he could do so he can see your reaction (kinda kinky ngl). Akainu is out here trying his best not to melt those two. You really tried your best to listen to Akainu's proposal yet you can't when you're out here squishing each and everyone of the Admirals cheeks:3
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Let's say you agreed to be in the marines cuz why not? It's been a long time since you felt the thrill of an adventure! And somehow you were already high ranked because of your brutal strength, plus your fishmen karate you could practically control tides. The world government tried their best to not let your presence be known in public cuz bro. YOU ARE BASICALLY A WALKING HISTORY BOOK FOR HOW OLD YOU ARE.
You were immediately given a high ranks as a Vice Admiral, the world government then gave you a house...or beach?...Body of water? I DUNNO but a big place with water that's your home :3. You only spend most of your days, there only being visited by higher ups and the forced isolation were already yandere tendencies to the Admirals + Platonic Yanderes such as Sengoku and Garp.
Corazon and Coby (Sea Serpant! Reader was found way before) were only exeptions to see you, and they were immediately HEAD OVER HEELS. Corazon could not think straight or THINK whenever you're mention in a conversation, he would just immediately day dream. Size difference? I mean yea the only smallest form you can turn is like 20 feet or something BUT IT CAN WORK IT WILL WORK (take that as you can 😈) Sengoku is Corazon number 1 hype man🔥 While Garp is Koby's hype man lol :3
Now if you were lucky enough to even have some kind of freedom but if some kind of MIRACLE you were placed as a Vice Admiral picking up the Warlords when it comes to a serious meeting it would be an interesting sight, let's just say that they went to the meeting not because they were interested in the shit show of a meeting but they do want to see the 200 feet tall Sea Serpent again...
AND QIQBAIA8 And since you were found long before, let's imagine that you were a Rocks Pirate. (I HAVEN'T READ THE MANGA YET SO SORRY IF MY INFORMATIOM OF THE ROCKS PIRATES SUCKS). You were the eye candy of the Rocks Pirate. Big Mom, Kaido, and Newgate would always be 24/7 ON YOUR SIDE, they will one make you join their family one day !!
After many years they are still doing so, Kaido making you mary one of his calamities. The Tobi Ropo even tried some flirty moves on you, but Yamato. Dear lord. Even with or without his father's consent YAMATO. WILL. MARRY. YOU. END. OF. STORY.
You and King got really close after you tell some brief mentions of the Lunarian race back on your days, and that's what bonded you guys, yet everytime he was near you and you started talking his race, he can only day dream of you with a traditional Lunarian ring (or any courting object), on your hands with....children around you with brown skin, black wings with fire, some has some long tails that suspectedly looks similar to yours...Wait. IS HE THINKING THAT YOU AND HIM CAN RE POPULATE THE WHOLE LUNARIAN RACE WITH A MIX OF YOURS! END HIM NOW!!
While Yamato is out here telling you that you are his Toki to his Oden, (corny, but its Yamato I forgive him :3) and since he's Oden, he must create a family with you! He would thunder bagua anyone's ass if they tried to even break his dream! No more of that!!
And you know the drill YEAA BIG MOM, RAGGH. Big Mom out here making you marry any of her children especially her Sweet Generals, the best for you ♡
You and Katakuri connect when it comes to your sharp teeths, plus Katakuri never felt so small in someone eyes until he met you, the very first time he layed his head on your cheek or your long tail as you sweetly careless him telling him to let go of his stress, he never felt this way..he felt so well treated, he now just Katakuri, the Katakuri that didn't need to hide his sharp teeth, instead loved from you. He never felt this way of submission...
Cracker and Smoothie too felt the same, their mother is a bad one indeed so when they are on your presence they could just relax and be caresses by you while they lay on your chest ♡ (Cracker isn't looking, he swear he isn't 👀)
Whitebeard is the same as those two but more cunning perhaps (in his own way). Both Kaido and Linlin are evil yes. But Whitebeard might be a pirate but he is far from evil, he is an honorable pirate the clashed with the greatest Pirate of all time, he has that (DAWG IN HIM) sense of respect, his opinion and decisions are always noble ones too, so what ever he says must be true and reasonable...right?
Do you like Marco, his first division a healer who would take absolute care about you, or Ace his second division, you would never get bored with him while he is around! Izo? The Samurai who was a follower of the Great Kozuki Oden! He dances so elegant from his homeland! Choose my dear, he just wants you to be apart of his family so badly!!
I can yap about this all day but I got school yall plus I don't really think any of you will like this idea. Also whoever tries to even have sex with Sea Serpent! Reader, their ass would NOT be walking the next day💀👆🔥
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Hide yall ladies/manz Sea Serpent! Reader is in town😞‼️
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tsunderedoctor · 2 years
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May I ask for King & Yamato's reaction to being told "I love you" by their s/o for the first time? 👉🏻👈🏻
You sure can, my love~!
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The baby would BLUSH!! He’s never been told that before and it overwhelms him a bit! Imagine a dog wagging their tail excitedly!! 
He will give you a big hug, telling you how much you mean to him and that he loves you too, even if you didn’t expect to hear anything back!
If you had said it and expected rejection or was crying while saying it, he’s a bit sad and wants to comfort you. like a puppy comforting their owner!
For the rest of the day he will just randomly say he loves you with a giddy grin!
No take backs either, once you say you love him, you are now married forever in his mind!
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King is a bit of a distant man, he cares about you a lot, but it’s hard for him to express himself so openly. 
He’ll stay quiet, but pulls you close to his chest to let you feel his heartbeat and know how much your words affected him.
He won’t say it himself. not for a long time and it’s usually when you are busy doing something or fast asleep when he lets the vulnerability out.
He always get this look in his eyes when you say you love him, it’s as if the world had stopped spinning and you are the only two left in it!
Once the time comes though, he will look you dead in the eye and tell you he loves you back, this is when you know for sure without a doubt, you own the man’s heart.
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Hmmm… what about a band/orchestra type au? (Im currently traveling down memory lane and I miss being in marching band…)
I can see Gai doing color guard (flags) because it’s different and fun. And even though he’s a guy and gets made fun of for it, he’s really good at it and becomes the Color Guard Captain. (Since he’s a taijutsu master, I feel like he knows how to move his body, but the finer points of playing an instrument and walking might be lost on him.)
Asuma plays the saxophone. It’s not a trumpet, but can be 100% as annoying and obnoxious. Is told multiple times to stop improvising and play what’s written.
Yamato normally plays the oboe, but when marching, he’s on the drum line. Probably playing bells.
Itachi plays the clarinet. He was the first one in his class to not squeak.
Ebisu might be a trumpet player. They’re obnoxious (I can say that because my brother was one 😉).
Anko probably plays the Tuba. For the shock value.
Shizune I can see on snare drum.
I’m not sure what to put Kakashi and Kurenai. Instruments I’m missing: Flute, Trombone (best instrument, don’t @me), bass drum, cymbals, baritone, drum major, conductor.
Oh i love this. As an ex-band geek i fully support going down memory lane! Even if you do insult me by giving my instrument to Itachi 🥲🥲🥲
Anyways
Gai getting to be the showy one who moves around a lot and has a blast with the music seems perfect for him. He’d really enjoy the chance to move around and play with the flag and screw all of the haters they mean nothing to him
As someone who is married to a sax player, ya… ya Asuma is unfortunately the right call here 😭😭😭
Yamato switches it up depending on who’s leading. There’s three conductors. The teacher/band leader (Danzo), the Principle sometimes swoops in to do it (Tsunade) and sometimes Kakashi takes over the job because he does like learning and Tsunade wants him to take over so it’s a student lead thing. If it’s Danzo he plays the Oboe. Simple, eligant and Danzo’s an arse who demands certain people play certain instruments. If it’s Tsunade he plays the triangle. Doesn’t stand out, supports the rest of the band without doing a whole lot, but is very much there. If Kakashi’s leading Yamato gets the bass drum because that’s what he loves and is really good at (did i make a name connection, yes leave me alone XD)
Perfection got Ebisu XD
Anko WOULD. She wants to make a show of herself and be controversial and this certainly works for her (danzo hates it)
Kurenai i think would make a great person for cymbals. The cymbal’s can be something that really calls out to listeners and catches their attention and really wakes them up and surprises them. She loves it
Kakashi is a flute player and conductor in training (he’s actually already very good at it Danzo just refuses to step down). He has been playing flute since he was little and picked up his mother’s old flute and decided to try it out. Seeing how determined his son was, Sakumo decides to get him lessons. By the time he joins the band he’s top tier and Danzo wishes he could convince Kakashi to go pro but it’s simply not something Kakashi is interested in and Danzo HATES it
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moewashere · 7 months
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ive watched digimon adventure 2020 like 7 times and i think i deserve to infodump about it >:)
‼️SPOILER WARNING‼️
first of all - whats with all the taichi/yamato parallels?? like- i get ith they were present in DA (1999) and a bit in DA 02 but not as much as in the reboot. (BUT WHERE IS THE VENOMVAMDEMON SCENE WHERE THEY HOLD HANDS HUH??? TOEI EXPLAIN YOURSELF—)
second - I. LOVE. THE. ANIMATION. especially in the fighting scenes?? like holy shit- istg toei looked at their budget and put it all into the fighting sequences.
third - i was a bit skeptical going into this because we get omegamon immediately (2nd/3rd episode) which is weird since for DA we get it in the movie (not even in the series!!!) but it was scripted and played well (the episode where he appears is titled "war game" hehe) plus omegamon being a sort of otherworldly digimon that can pass through time and space was really cool :)
fourth - negamon is a bitch, like- algomon did *everything* from gathering data to helping with milleniumon's rebirth and all- AND THE BITCH IS THE FINAL BOSS?? mf is a fat spoiled mommy's boy that grew up thinking everithing was his (he did get his ass handed to him so i can respect that)
fifth - etemon and volcamon are married you can't change my mind
fifth 2.0 - OGREMON MY BABY WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE :((( (he did come back as rebellimon but still) him and leomon were deffo married in DA
sixth - i really love the fact that devimon (once he died) wasn't a 100% jerk, he helped takeru and patamon by giving them a hit on negamon and helped seraphimon not to lose himself during the last fight :)
seventh - the fact that digiworld itself called the digidestined is>>>
seventh 1.2 - i loved the fact that during the crest hunt they didn't have to find the ultimate level or smth like that but had to find themselves (i am mad at the digevolutions' order was but still-) i think that the main reason why taichi's compass was all wonky like that was because he had to connect with everyone by seeing them being the best themselves.
eight - i didnt really like how they prioritized taichi over everyine else- like i get it- hes the leader and all but still i wanted more episodes focousing on the other members of the group like DA did :( (he is my fav charavter so im not complaining lol-)
ninth - THE COLOURS!!!!!! IM AN ARTIST AND THE COLOUR REP AND PLACEMENT WAS 🔝🔝🔝 everytime we got a zoomed out view of the current fight and each of thrm became like a colored star i screamed
tenth - i think that's it for now?? bc nothing comes to my mind anymore lol- ANYHOW this show was very different from its 1999 original but still absolutely enjoyable 9.5/10 i took .5 off because there were A LOT of fillers (especially between wargreymon amd metalgarurumon) and for a series titled "digimon adventure" i expect every episode to be a bit more adventurous? i guess?? (the most unnecessary one imo was mimi-chan wars (ep 37) for me mimi behaved in avery annoying and bossy/demanding way that i generally didn't like :(
other than that i really hope that they make DA 02's reboot too because it would be so fun :)
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