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#Her eyes were basically popping out of her skull like pez from a dispenser
crishin · 3 years
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My bio teacher assigned us a bug project aka pin the bug to the board party. While she was explaining it you heard: "I dont like this anymore than you do", "my room will stink for days", "one time a cockroach that wasn't dead was pinned and I could hear it crawling about from ten feet away", blah blah blah. But her eyes said "Bring me the bugs so that I may feast on their little corpses and enjoying the stench of their rotting flesh. Whispering asmr? More like asmr of a cockroach escaping my claws. No generic brands, store bought is acceptable however not tasty and I WILL know the difference."
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⚠️Hidden Fangs🤬
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Oh I gotcha darlin, I'm the same way now bc bullies ain't nothing but a sentient shitstain, have some pipin hot venom fresh off the fangs!
Bakugou
You two were just trying to savor a quiet night out before some ballsy journalist started to harass the two of you with questions
"Bakugou! How do you feel about the endless articles criticizing your aggression towards victims?" Your boyfriend squeezed your hand harder as he quickened his pace to the car
"Bakugou how does it feel to constantly put your loved ones at risk by not only villains but your explosive attitude?" The reported jabbed his way into Katsuki's shoulder, microphone in hand, nearly separating the two of you
The slimy reporter redirected his attention to you, "Y/n! How does it feel dating a potential villain?!" Katsuki's hand heated up, his jaw clenched into a snarl, he about detonated before you gave him a reassuring squeeze
You let out a soft giggle before locking eyes with the pest, your eyes radiating a new level of cruelness before you readied your venom
"I'm going to give you five seconds to run before I make the world wars look like a fucking tea party."
You shot the reporter a cheery smile before leading your cackling lover away from a stunned reporter
Todoroki
The two of you were just enjoying your cafe date before a couple of preps strolled in to order their 10 ingredient drinks.
You couldn't help but notice them gawking at you and your oblivious boyfriend
"I'd rather be single than date someone who looks like my patched jeans" one of the girls laughed out
Shoto looked down at his coffee as an attempt to ignore his obvious discomfort
"Your opinion doesn't really mean shit when your face looks like it has exactly one brain cell that dings around your skull like a Windows screen saver." You spat out before taking a sip of your drink
The girl tried sputtering out a half baked apology before Shoto let out a quiet chuckle
"C'mon Y/n, it has to land in a corner eventually right?"
Midoriya
The two of you were out buying more merch, laughing and having a great time before some Karen scoffed
The two of you brushed it off by going to a different aisle, she might've needed something from where the two of you were at
Until she turned the corner too
"Aren't you two a bit too old for childish toys like these? My son needs that limited edition All Might figure more than you two" she tried to snatch the box from Izuku who looked terrified
You slapped her hand away before stepping between her and your shaking boyfriend
"I will kick your ass so hard your vertebrae will pop out of your mouth one by one like a pez-dispenser if you try touching him again. Try me"
"Y-y/n it's not that big of a deal-" Izuku tried to sputter out before you cut him off
"Let's go to the checkout, we got what we came here for" you practically dragged a stunned Izuku to the counter
Bonus: Dabi
The two of you were out drinking and having the time of your lives before someone just had to piss all over your night
"Oi discounted leather face, get the fuck out of the way of the TV. Damn fuckin emo.."
Dabi shot you a look of anticipation before you stood up
"Says the one who looks like a discounted fake Louis Vuitton handbag filled to the brim with dog shit"
Dabi nearly spat out his drink, "Hey I'm supposed to be the cremator"
The man's squeeze tried barking out some basic insult before you shot off again
"If Starbucks and Uggs had a baby and it had a face and that face only dated men for money, you'd be it honey."
As if on queue Dabi added onto your roast, "I bet your boyfriend fucks you with a sock on just so he has something to wipe his dick off with when he's done"
To keep it short the two of you ended the night with a bar fight and a race against the cops
Y'all still had the time of your lives
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