#He was such a dickhead. SUCH a dickhead.

[moffeen]

I was looking for crime series, found a romcom

#nbc hannibal #hannigram #will graham #hannibal lecter #Will is literally me fr fr he's such a dickhead i love him so much #They are playing surgeon your honor

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

okay so steph is definitely a music purist?

we can all agree on that right? like she's a 'said she was born in the wrong generation in middle school' fleetwood mac, david bowie, the mamas & the papas, niche modern indie artists and also chappell roan kind of music listener. obviously. but.... i dont think we've really considered pete's music taste?

pete, who is a science, left-brained kind of kid, so he probably does not actively go out to look for music and is instead just provided music by the people around him?

pete whose older brother is theodore spankoffski and so his earliest and most fond and nostalgic music influences from his childhood would have come directly from ted's cd collection???

basically what im saying is peter spankoffski has the most trashy, early 00's ke$ha, black eyed peas my humps era, all american rejects ass music taste in the world

that boy had bowling for soup's 1985 memorized at age four, his guilty pleasure music is hollywood undead's everywhere i go, ted did his first decent person move in years when pete came out as trans as a kid and stopped listening to grow a pear by ke$ha and pete forcibly made him play it because it's a bop

and then his only friends are a weeb and a theatre kid.

steph gives him the aux cord on a date to be nice, as a sign of trust, and is blasted in the face with the most uncurated mess of j-pop, sondheim, weezer, and like... owl city's fireflies and that's just a fact

#I must clarify this isn’t a dig at any of these songs they all fuck #my source is im a youngest child with a decently older brother and all of my nostalgic music is literally this #my mom had to force my brother to limit what songs he played around me because I was six years old and started saying the word hoe a lot #peter spankoffski #also my hc is Pete is teds full brother so their parents are just Old and Pete stood NO chance #he grew up around Dickhead Era Ted and a dad who forced him to name classic rock bands when they came on the radio #and also my source is my music taste is also the peoples around me because im bad at finding music #nerdy prudes must die #stephanie lauter #starkid #lautski #he also probably really likes train

[nautical-nasa]

Williams Team, through the radio: Do you want us to follow to the petrol station?

Alex: Just- Just say that we’re there! Just say we’re there, we’re there!

*Both of them laughing*

Logan: I can’t- Here-

Alex, into the radio: Just- Uh- Were just in front of the car wash.

Logan: What’d they say?

Alex: Nothing, they’re just silent.

Williams Team: Cool, we just got to the car wash now.

*Alex laughing loudly*

Logan: Should we tell them we’re fuckin around?

Alex, still laughing: Yeah!

Logan: Just Kiddinnnnnnng 🤪🤪🤪🤪😹😹😹😹💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️

*Bleep*

*Alex laughing like a seagull*

#they’re EVERYTHING TO ME. #I MISS THEM SO MUCH :( #2024 COME SOONER. #ALEX IS SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE #LOGANS JUST KIDDING. #HES SO BABY GIRL PRINCESS POOKIE CODED #W A A. A A A. A A A. #chews on arm #they’re so important to me #:(((( #jdjdjdjsndjsnxjsn #they’re just silly little dickheads :(( #WAAAAAA #f1 #logan sargeant #formula 1 #alexander albon #aa23 #ls2 #f1 video #williams f1 team #williams formula 1 #williams racing #williams f1

[nobie]

Izzy Hands in Our Flag Means Death | 2.05 'The Curse of the Seafaring Life'

#izzy my beloved #he's been my fav from the moment i met him hes a dickhead but hes my dickhead mwah #izzy hands #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmdedit #izzyhandsedit #ofmdaily #userdebs #useravia #userben #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers #con o'neill #myedits*

[swirlingvortex]

I just wanna say I'm so glad they didn't make Ruby get back together with Otis or have her accept his pathetic friendship offer after the way he treated her all season like, she deserves so much better. And it's time she realised that. Periodt.

#I mean I like Otis and all but he was such a dickhead to Ruby all season and that girl deserves the world #she was kind to him even though she knew he never had feelings for her and probably never will #that takes a tremendous amount of STRENGTH #I just wanna give my girl a hug #she's been through it #sex education season 4 #sex education #ruby matthews #otis milburn #maeve wiley #adam groff #eric effiong #jackson marchetti

[fulcrum-art-fox]

Okay there’s a lot about Mikio asking Mizu to show him all of herself and then rejecting her but like. “Unsheathe it. Show me your blade.” This from Mizu, who fully believes the whole “the sword is the soul of the samurai” thing, basically asking the same of Mikio. Show me your blade; show me your soul; show me who you are. And she even throws him her sword, because she is truly giving him all of herself in this scene, and she wants the same of him. Honesty. Openness. Truth. And ultimately he does show her who he is, and it fucks them, because who he is is a man who cannot handle her as she really is. Unsheathing their blades ruins them, because it uncovers the truth: they were never compatible, not as who they really are. It was always a lie, a performance; a pretty dream that cannot withstand the light of day

#blue eye samurai #blue eye samurai spoilers #and Mizu did enjoy this quiet peaceful life that got ripped away from her in this moment #but it wasn’t complete because she wasn’t her whole self #but she thought it could be and he betrayed and rejected that trust #but that’s part of what’s so tragic about it #they wanted it to work #MIZU wanted it to work #she trusted and believed she could be herself around him and he revealed himself to be a huge dickhead about it #I feel completely normal about this show why do you ask

[oikyskau]

Trigun stampede episode 11 like

#Trigun stampede #trigun #millions knives #Trigun spoilers #HES SUCH A DICKHEAD

[catdoingblep]

#shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #jesper fahey #wesper #poorly made memes strike back #jan van eck #I can see Wylan trying to forget Jan existed or having complicated feelings with a lot of rage and tiredness #but jesper? #Jesper totally hated him #like ‘this man wrecked all the childhood of my wylan’ #he would totally be like rest in hell jan I have special wine for this occasion #he would be like who r u talking about? Jan Van Eck? don’t know him… oh u r talking about that dickhead….. #Kaz and Marya in the background pretending they have no connection to the accidental cruel death of Jan in hellgate: sorrows sorrows prayers #I am living for headcanons of Marya being as tenacious and smart as Wylan #and having her own revenge on Jan in the future #and with Wylan cared for her so much and Jesper who she didn’t want to lie to her son #she went straight to Kaz #gunpowder #post crooked kingdom

[avnasace]

its very irritating interesting to see a lot of people hating aventurine, like yes hes sly and seems like this rich guy who cares about nothing else but money, but ironically he hasnt really lied to us so far, or screwed us over, in comparison to some other characters hes actually been honest and helpful and at least we know his motives.

also theres the whole 'he was a slave who didnt get an education and his family probably died horrible deaths' thing, and after all that he managed to crawl his way to the top of the ipc ladder by himself, aka the people who (presumably) enslaved him.

like??? of course hes not going to be a warm person helping you out of the kindness of his heart, he (presumably) got enslaved and most people who meet him are racist as fuck like???? what do people expect

also ironic the amount of people wanting darker/morally grey characters and moaning theyre not all Good or simping over TB 24/7

like just say you cant handle complex characters and go.

#his character is so interesting #like yeah hes also good looking but hes such an interesting character #also apparently he is based off romani culture which is really cool and something ive not really come across in media? #hoping for romani people its good rep ofc #i just wish people could see past the persona like hes probably not actually a dickhead #its just a coping mechanism and way if protecting himself probably like? #i feel like his character might be another furina situation #and i kinda hope so because hes so cool #sick of seeing and hearing people shit on him lmao #aventurine #ace rambles #honkai star rail #hsr #penacony

[just-someone-online]

Lowkey, I think one of my favorite little things about Rescue Bots is how we get to learn a little more about Optimus when he shows up. Like, not war stuff or Orion Pax stuff, but just little things about Optimus.

One of his favorite Earth stories is The Little Engine That Could. Does he read in his spare time and if so, how did he find Little Engine?

He tells Heatwave that he has also been learning from humans. What has he learned? The phrase "Nothing much, double dutch." Who the fuck taught him that? My money's on Miko. Jack would not have the audacity to add that to Prime's vernacular.

He has a motherfuckin' rocket powered car carrier capable of hauling four bots. And since Team Prime had four four-wheelers on the team prior to Darkness Rising, you could reasonably assume that he has used it with Cliff, Bee, Bulk, and Ratch

Optimus knows what a pogo stick is. That isn't anything noteworthy, I just think it's funny.

#transformers #rescue bots #tfp #optimus prime #rescue bots is so funny in the context of tfp and the greater aligned continuity #dinosaurs are still alive and optimus could turn into one prior to getting blown up with the base #optimus and bumblebee have canonically traveled to the past and to an alternate timeline #mech spent so long trying to build their own transformer only for some semi immortal dickhead to do it on his own with relative ease #triple and *quadruple* changers are canon to the aligned continuity #bumblebee almost succumbed to an alien pathogen and optimus (and maybe ratchet) was the only one who knew #shrink ray technology is canon and it was never used on the decepticons #team prime probably thought they were the last of the autobots but optimus and bee knew at least *nine* other bots on earth #eight if you don't want to count servo #but why wouldn't you count him? #optimus has driven across the sea floor after dramatically declaring he doesn't need a boat #laserbeak canonically becomes an autobot at the end of rescue bots academy

[rollforjackass]

look we all know that aziraphale is mr. fiddlesticks-not-fuck and dearie-me-good-gracious, but my favorite thing about him is that there is also, at all times, a fuck-shit little bastard inside of him just begging to be let loose. he's petty, he's passive aggressive, and the Second he decides that playing by heaven's rules isn't going to help anybody, it's all "i know who you are, you idiot!" and "you STUPID man" and "FUCK"

#i'm so passionate about his portrayal in the book as this glass-closeted dickhead and i will advocate for it every day of my life #he and crowley would literally never have worked if aziraphale wasn't a little mean and conniving himself #i mean the man Disappears people who try to coerce him into selling his shop for god's sake #he is Known for scowling and skulking and being rude as hell to everyone who so much as thinks about buying a book from him #and we all saw how much he Enjoyed taunting beelzebub & michael in the bathtub scene #and yes at the same time he is kind and darling and anxious and proper and everything we love about him #but by GOD i live for the moments where he's just a little bit of an asshole just because he can be #imo michael sheen absolutely Nailed the aura of the lovely (slightly bitchy) old queen whose customer service voice doubles as a threat #aziraphale #good omens

[gentlegentian]

i just realised that one of the main reasons jin zixuan was so socially awkward as a teen was because of all the sect heirs he was the only one who was an only child

like you had the nie siblings, the wen siblings, the twin prides of yunmeng jiang, the twin jades of gusulan.. and jin zixuan

other than mianmian, he didn't really have anyone his age close to him in his sect to talk to, and he didnt know of his relations to meng yao until later, so it makes so much sense that he was a bit of a sour prick when he was a teen

#jin zixuan #he deserved better ngl #justice for my man jzx he had a shit dad a dickhead cousin and an insane half brother #mdzs #cql #mo dao zu shi #modaozushi #danmei #the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #gentlegentian

[louhinks]

one of my two fallout ghoul OCs. Finch used to be a big hollywood star pre-war and now he lives in a basement and has a problematic relationship with Stealth Boys :]

#my art #fallout #fallout oc #ghoul #fallout ghoul #digital art #digital illustration #original character #artists on tumblr #oc: al finch #he was born one eve 2 years ago when i watched the 1933 invisible man and went “hey that's pretty good” #so effectively he's an invisible man reference #also he's a dickhead

[lesbianangeldust]

huskerdust fic where angel has a flashback/ptsd moment during sex and husk helps him manage it (I am totally not projecting nor do I want to read this for my own mental wellbeing)

#the brackets are sarcasm i am absolutely shamelessly projecting #please cuz angel would feel awful for 'ruining' the sex and embarassed for being vulnerable #and he would feel bad about himself cuz he failed at the thing he sees as his only source of worth #and husk would want to help but not really know how but somehow manage to make things easier anyway #just by being respectful and not a total dickhead #i will write this but i still have my current fic to finish #huskerdust #hazbin hotel #hellaverse #helluva boss #vivzieverse #vivziepop #angel dust #husk #my posts #hazbin hotel angel dust #husk hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanfic

[chaiaurchaandni]

an israeli official just said that unbiased coverage of what's happening in palestine indirectly supports hamas [and other resistance factions]

do you understand what that means? objectivity is in favour of the palestinian people and their right to resist. the only way you can support israel in this situation is if you are inherently biased towards israel from the beginning, and only consume israeli propaganda. even looking at this objectively, you should know that palestinians are the victims.

#hes right but he doesnt know it #he was saying it to be a dickhead who supports fascism and s trying to ban objectivity bec oh no how dare you not support israel #but indirectly and unintentionally ended up proving that any amount of objective analysis of this situation shows that #palestinians are being unfairly victimized #free palestine #gaza #death to israel #death to zionism

[skyriderwednesday]

Holmes, raising his eyebrows: Try condescending to me, bitch.

#sherlock holmes #letters from watson #lord st simon's worse than a prat - he's a dickhead #id in alt