i think ghost would really like animals. like as a coping mechanism he just tends to watch a bunch of nature documentaries just as background noise but just ends up absorbing himself in them
and he's a little embarrassed abt it bc oh big macho man simon ghost riley knows a lot of animal facts?? isn't that super cringe??
so he just decides he'll take it to the grave with him. yep nobody needs to know
(until soap. obviously)
he just initiates his ritual of putting on an animal documentary when he goes to sleep and soap is so confused?? and ghost kind of forgot soap was in bed with him LMAO
he goes to turn it off but soap encourages him to keep it on
occasionally asks him for some animal facts every day. once ghost stops thinking he's making fun of him he just enjoys telling him abt it. it's just a sweet bonding time for them
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I’ve seen that edit of astarion with the blue eyes again and I do get why that would be the first impulse. however. evil magistrate astarion with the most beautiful baby cow brown eyes known to man. you see. you agree.
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Welp, I'm about to fast track my "alright just how much should we apply the books to the games" video
Time to expose the world to how using Tales from the Pizzaplex's timeline would mean the Pizzaplex is open before FNAF 3 lol
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to look your friends in the eye and laugh and joke around with them, while knowing that you planned to betray them from the beginning and are currently betraying them despite having second thoughts about it…fit really is used to this, huh
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Take a shot everytime I shove Kishibe and Hiro fathersonism into narratives. It doesn't matter what versions of headcanons you believe in.
Death devil Hiro? He was raised by Kishibe personally and completely hidden from the world because he's that dangerous. He then wear contact lenses so his eyes is now similiar with Kishibe and that's pretty damn cute.
Octopus/ctulhu devil Hiro? Pretty much same with Death Devil. He took form like young Kishibe because he wanted to looks like him. And that's still pretty darn cute.
Not-family-related Hiro? He's one of Kishibe's favourite disciple and saw him like his own father figure.
Your regular emo teenager Hiro? Even better if he's also a bratty Kishibe's son actually. His strange and weird behaviour made more sense now since his dad is alcoholic and he probably has massive daddy issues. But that's okay, fanfiction devil could fix this.
Aroace and/or gay Hiro? This makes sense, also since it's explain his self isolation tendencies and his familiarity but distant type-of-relationship language. Just wait 'til he come out to his dad like when Quanxi does.
Super evil scheming guy Hiro? It's actually his dad's orders and therefore is the government's orders. They're both victim to the controlling society and need to do the deeds if they want to survive. Every devil hunters need to have some loose screws to stay alive anyway.
Whatever happen in chapter 132 WILL NOT stop me at hc-ing this AT ALL. In fact, Hiro did parallel Kishibe (that SWAT team and their capability to "kidnap" and "protect" people smoothly) and it convinces me even MORE.
I will DIE on this hill. The only time I'm gonna stop believing and preaching this is when that fathersonism idea were robbed from my COLD bloodied hands. This is where I STAND and no one could make me undo this beliefs but myself.
**edit: fixing the typos
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what *is* cryptofash?
it's short for cryptofascist, it's a term used for someone who covertly supports fascist sentiments or ideas adjacent to them without explicitly signaling it. someone who's cryptofash might closely associate with people who are more openly alt-right, express sympathy for fascist talking points, and voice certain statements/ideas common in fascist circles that, while not always strictly fascist ideas in isolation, can imply alt-right thinking when in tandem with other common fascist sentiments. in essence it's that guy you've always been suspicious of but you can't say for certain if they're just under-educated, reactionary, or a genuine nazi until you discover screenshots of them asking the jewish question in a discord server
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been thinking about blondie some more and like...tuco almost kills him twice, and one of them (the desert)–despite arguably being understandable revenge, given he put tuco in a similar situation first–was horrible. and blondie still chooses him. still cares for him.
this is a man who has discarded his name and history, who has completely and totally detached himself from any kind of past, any kind of traceable identity.
how bad did he have to be hurt to do that?
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