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#Havelock Vetinari
helenvader · 3 days
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Night Watch finished... It was just as brilliant as people say.
That final dialogue was heaven.
Also, Havelock, dearest, what was this about?
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‘Well, then,’ said Vetinari, ‘afterwards we could—’
‘Afterwards I’m going home to my family for a while,’ said Vimes.
‘Good! Well said,’ said Vetinari, not missing a beat.
‘You have a gift, I have noticed, for impressive oratory.’ And Vimes heard the gentle note of warning as he added, ‘At this time, commander, and in this place.’
‘That’s sergeant-at-arms, thank you,’ said Vimes. ‘For now.’
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krowbby · 4 months
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Ankh-Morpork Dashboard Simulator
happy 40th anniversary everyone 🥳🥳
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🌅peach-bi-street
who’s that watchman who’s kinda skrunkly
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helen. 
HELEN. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NOBBY NOBBS.
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oh yeah
#are you gonna look at me and tell me that im WRONG?
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saw the postmaster today in his stupid gold suit. hes so hot
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i don’t get why people say this he’s the most average looking guy ever. his WIFE however
#you know that post that’s like ur at a lesbian bar and a hot older woman is smoking #and ur like. ‘can yuo put that out on me’ #yeah
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do you guys think the patrician has a secret blog
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No, but I bet his secretary is on studyblr
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are you kidding me the patrician is definitely on tumblr. brb committing treason so i can compliment his shoelaces
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#lord vetinari if ur reading this is legally a joke #wear an owl pin if ur one of us
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trainhoe-deactivated19890205
hot take but i kind of think the guild of assassins and thieves are problematic. like one of them you could ruin someone’s life and the other one you’re literally KILLING people. i know rich people are delusional but i can’t believe they literally think the best school for their kids is murder college.
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assassins got them
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songthursh · 7 months
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Alright, I will start with this one then - everything starts with the glorious revolution and everything starts with the night watch 🌸
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snippit-crickit · 4 months
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something short and simple i did in blender, 'animated' introduction of Carrot,,,,,its tough learning that you belong to a different species i did some discworld experimental paintings too *throws them at you* !!!!!
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p4nishers · 2 months
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sam vimes is actually the character ever. when we meet him he's absolutely fucking WASTED in a gutter bc he's grieving a subordinate and a friend. he gets his shit together bc he's an adrenaline junkie. he told the patriarch of ankh morpork to shut up TWICE in like, five minutes (and vetinari let him). he annoyes rich people constantly and consistently. he has arrested two armies (INCLUDING his own city's). he survived being chased by werewolves. he's "vetinari's terrier". he recognizes ankh morpork streets by the feel of different COBBLES under his too thin boots. he's sober but keeps a half empty bottle in his drawer to keep himself in check. assassins have tried and FAILED to assassinate him countless times. he can make armor look rumpled. he HATES kings and gods and journalists and kings and stupid rich ppl. when he's angry he punches the wall outside of vetinari's office and vetinari LETS HIM. he's malewife. he's so so great.
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higgsbison · 1 year
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you and your bestie [incomprehensible]
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thinkanamelater · 4 months
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I've started reading Discworld this year
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sator-the-wanderer · 3 months
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The entire original discworld audio book catalogue
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jowdraws · 2 months
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I spent a lot of time working out what Vetinari is. Vox Populi and Vox Phantasma - now those are easy. But what is Vetinari the voice of? The voice of the city? not really. He's just the voice of Vetinari, really.
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inquissien · 2 months
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Some stuff featuring Vetinari.
I love when people draw him with longer hair (I personally always imagined it to be short), so I like to headcanon him having had longer hair in the early books and prior to that!
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theygotlost · 10 months
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klaus screenshot paintovers but it's going postal!
ever since I first read the book I imagined an animated adaptation in a style similar to klaus, which also has a surprising number of parallels that made it easy to do this LOL
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sneez · 3 months
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my lord of autism
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potato-lord-but-not · 10 months
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HAPPY GLORIOUS 25th EVERYONE GO GRAB YOURSELF SOME FREE STICKERS !!!! TODAY ONLY HEEMHEEM
(I’m using a google form bc kofi doesn’t have a free option for physical items </3)
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snippit-crickit · 5 months
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discworld stuff,,, mostly with vetinari and color keys i love doing color keys
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scrabble gamin- oh god no dont putthat x down
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shapes,,,,, i love shapes
this ones unfinished but im stillputting it out there in case i never get around to coloring it properly
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too-music · 1 year
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Absolutely losing it over Vetinari sounding like this as he shoves Moist into a new job title 😂
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