I see all the “blank gods half bloods” aus that exist and I propose all those who like both Percy Jackson and transfomers with an idea. A half blood bot who’s a kid of like one of the 13 or primus gets sent to camp half blood cause, thanks to Cybertrionians taking the war to earth. There gods are starting Feuds with human gods
Ares saying he hates his own kids and the worst day of the year is when they visit him makes my heart break for Clarisse more. Clarisse fights so hard for scraps of her father’s attention and Ares sees her as just another nuisance. He doesn’t care about her unless she’s able to serve him. But Clarisse (like Annabeth) thinks she just has to work harder for him to love her. In her mind, it’s all her fault. Which is why she is so angry when little punk Percy strolls in at twelve years old, no training and unclaimed, and immediately defeats the minotaur. In three days hes already got the gods attention and his father claimed him. Of course she’s angry.
Okay but if the Mythomagic cards were so accurate about the Minotaur and his underwear, and Grover used them to “train” Percy, does that mean the satyrs designed and mass produced these cards themselves? Whose idea was it? Did they like have a big meeting about recruitment and go “What do the kids like these days? Pokey-man? Let’s make a Greek myth Pokey-man game. That’ll help,” and they interviewed a ton of campers like, “Hey, I know that time you almost got killed by a Gorgon was super traumatizing, but we just wanna make sure our cute little card design is accurate. Were her snakes green or purple? Also, would you classify her as Class A or B in power?” Did the campers get super into it too? Was it a group effort? Do they have to update the decks regularly based on new information? Which generation of Mythomagic cards did Percy use? Is the OG packaging limited edition? How popular are they in normal life? Do they get covered by the Mist, and people like Rachel think they’re just insane when they see Mythomagic in a shop window, and everyone else thinks it’s a Pokémon deck? Are there satyrs out in the world running game shops, and whenever someone asks about Mythomagic, they’re like “Do you come from a single-parent household, and also do you want to be friends?” How deEP DOES THIS GO??
Do you realize that Camp Half-blood is most probably a place full of juvenile delinquents? Like nearly all of them have committed a crime or two? If no, you should.
Roman Campers: We almost never see our parents
Greek Demigods: Our parents talk to us or see us maybe a couple times of year, unless your special.
Apollo's kids: Our dad visits a lot, he knows our names and gives us gifts and is actually a pretty decent dad nowadays.
Dionysus kids: *Summer camp is both a break from the mortal world but also their fathers shared custody time, gets claimed by him pointing and calling 'mine', forced to have family meals (though at a distance) every day, has to get him a fathers day gift thats not a burnt offering otherwise he gets cranky, when asked by new campers who their godly parent is, have to explain that he is the grumpy camp director who got their name wrong earlier.
Percy is scared and alone and confused when he comes to camp and Luke gives him a warm welcome, comforts him, and shows him the ropes, even gives him hope about his father.