#HOT DOG ITS FREE REAL ESTATE. *yoink*

[musclesandhammering]

It’s really funny to me that people talk about Loki being a runt and like ridiculously small and everything when the MCU jotuns are literally like.. 8 feet tall maybe. Loki is over 6 feet. Like this man’s a little on the short side and everybody acts like his dad left him to die for that I’m- Very Confused 😂

#like?? asdfghjjdhfk #I know in the first Thor movie he’s also kinda scrawny compared to most frost giants but like?? #y’all act like he’s tinker bell or smth #it’s not that big of a difference #like anytime Laufey is on screen with Odin he’s only like a foot taller maybe #and Odin ain’t that tall #when he’s standing over him about to stab him it actually just looks like a regular sized guy standing over a smallish old man #I just don’t get it #I know it’s a lot sadder to think that Laufey abandoned him cuz he was a runt #but at no point does the narrative point to that actually being true #I’m pretty sure Odin just saw a baby lying around and was like Hey What’s This Doing Here? #*looks around and doesn’t immediately see a parent* Oh Well Must’ve Been Abandoned! #He’s A Little Small So That’s Probably Why. Haha These Barbaric Frost Giants And Their Child Abuse #Oh Wait What Are Those Markings? THIS IS THE KING’S SON?? #HOT DOG ITS FREE REAL ESTATE. *yoink* #but yeah. #frosty bby #jotun loki #that whole situation with Odin and Loki and Laufey was just super sus if ya ask me #Thor 2011