Now you've got me imagining Cross calling Killer Raccoon and at first it's like in a mean way but then it's more of an affectionate thing once they get closer
♧ Apocalypse Anon
OH MY GOD
LOSING MY SHIT AUGHHH
Absolutely you are a fucking genius
WAIT maybe Killer starts calling Cross Wolf cause he like teases him and jokes about about how he’s such a “Classic lone wolf” or whatever. Idk but Killer needs something to call Cross I feel
Shudao, on a hypothetical scale of 1 - 10 with 1 being ''''basic'' sorta generic, sappy, clieche redrom flushed feelings'' and 10 being ''I'm so down bad I'm actually in the ground itself and willing to do anything 100%'' where would you stand? In regards to your Matesprit :)
"Okay so this is a fun one actually/. I need you to play along with me here, right/? Think of the largest number you can imagine, just, in general the largest number you know/. Then what I want you to do is multiply that number by itself/. That might put you pretty close to where I'm at on that scale/."
c!Phil just has the most scuffed lore ever. Like mans CANONICALLY got down and dirt w a Samsung Smart fridge, somehow produced a son (who started a country founded on the principal of drugs and Hating Americans then was exiled from said country by an alcoholic ex best friend and went insane in an underground ravine where he came up w the idea to blow up his own country), had to kill his own son after just arriving to the place, started an anti-government task force w a pig man, a human lady, and an enderman hybrid who is also his neighbor, has an estranged grandson who's a trans(?) fox person that came from a salmon, blew up his son's country to bedrock w pig man and Green Child Manipulator, and so much more that I'm not gonna get into the nitty-gritty about all the while POSSIBLY BEING FROM UTAH OR HAVING SETTLED IN UTAH TO HAVE/RAISE A SON AT LEAST INTO HIS LATE TEENS???
DOES THIS MEAN PHIL'S HARDCORE WORLD IS IN UTAH? AS IT'S IMPLIED THAT'S WHERE HE LIVED BEFORE DSMP???
no literally sziget is a nightmare i don't go to sleep this early anymore but when i was younger it would keep me up and im also several km away mostly just the bass gets here but even that's enough
YEAH LMAOO THING IS my parents always ALWAYSS planned our summer vacation around it so they wouldn't have to be here and then once i stopped going on vacations with them i still somehow always happened to not be here for any or at least most of it. so i Have heard it before but it's so rare and so fucking jarring rn