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isaacathom · 1 year
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its ds9 time once again, because like every two weeks i remember im meant to be watching it. s2e11
fun opening, unclear on the vibe but it is fun i guess. lot of essentialism going on-
hello obrien? hi. oh keikos in this episode. hopefully for good reasons. okay so we're playing downball with rackets. squash? is this space squash? space squash. i understand now.
i do like that the squad has a range of relations to each other, namely that noone actually seems to like bashir except for like, i wanna say dax, and im not sure thats genuine friendship as much as it was pity. i just think its fun. only person on this station who genuinely likes the guy is garrick, i think. and crucially that bashir is completely unaware that people don't like him that much. cause it lets him just keep going :) hello! and obriens over here like 'jesus christ this fucking guy'
i dont know what the plot of this episode is, but i do think this unwell alien immediately divulging his life story to this guy is incredibly funny
both of these actors feel very familiar in a way i cannot place. who are you fuckers. PRINCE HUMPER- wait no while thats a fascinating role i wouldnt know the fucker off that. no way i wouldve recognised him from that. i think maybe he just has one of those faces. ditto the dead guy. wild shit.
obriens impersonation of bashir was fucking hilarious.
while checking out humperdincks wikipedia i have been reminded of the actual plot of the episode, because netflix's summaries are honestly kind of rubbish half the time, and i see it is beginning. though i guess obriens sole opponent for space squash being the sector champion is the first point of bonkers luck, and 'no fucking salt' is the second. or sauce.
okay so the way the orb works is that if you win, it gives you good luck at someone elses expense. martus gets out of prison while bashir struggles to find a sauce dispenser. obriens gonna have a fucking heart attack while he gets rich, things of this nature.
martus, very charismatic fellow.
obrien mate surely theres a treadmill somewhere you dont gotta jog in the prom- hang on hasnt odo yelled at people for running in the promenade? obrien man being on the fucking executive committee doesnt get you exemptions. okay maybe it does but still come on. (bridge crew was the word i was looking for, "executive committee" isaac)
this woman is ALSO really familiar. who are you. noone! just another of those faces! jesus im being played for a chump. have i been struck by the bad luck orb????
so bashir isnt naive, per se, but he is focusing on one specific thing - obriens ego - and not on the fact obrien just doesnt like him lmao. incredible work. love you
hi sisko, been a hot minute.
"you begged me to stay" "i didnt beg i blackmailed you" sisko man youre the best
genuinely though like, the dead alien man that was probably less that he looked familiar and more a vague impression from the makeup, but martus and roana seem SO familiar, roana just has a vibe, its bizarre.
stepped on a ball midflight, exceptional.
i do enjoy that obrien just stomps around casually.
oh its just straight racquetball? oh so when i said it was squash i wasnt that fair off. ill be fucking damned. still space racquetball mind, also space something.
bashir looks so pissed to be swindled into this fight, like hhhhh i hate having a moral compass. i love that for him.
the running joke of people telling martus their whole life stories is genuinely quite funny.
head immediately into a tit, incredible work martus, and the wife arrives, the luck of the galaxy baby
WHO DOES ROANA REMIND ME OF. my god! fuck! like shes just so FAMILIAR. its gonna drive me nuts i have absolutely no way of figuring it out because shes predominantly a tv actress, and further that im not sure ive seen the person im thinking of in a movie or anything, just a gifset???? god. fuck man.
frame the fucking obrien/keiko scene, excellent stuff, genuinely love it, really sweet just MWAH. very nice.
bashir going ... okay so you tried to drug me, first of all, and NOW youre trying to guilt me into either doing it myself or playing like shit to fix the match. oh yea bashir. just going :) you guilted me once, quark, not a second time, that shits hot.
yeah the ep kinda bites. ohhh alsia. oh lmao.
yeah that episode wasnt good but bits were funny. shrug
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fuck-goes-on · 3 years
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Carnage
pairing/s: NONE, because reader literally gets traumatised bc of marcus please-
summary: you work for a big name company as an assistant to the CEO. you work late on night and when you go to say farewell to your boss, you find something horrifying
warning/s: MAJOR GORE WARNING UNDER THE LINE! I REPEAT GORE AND BODY HORROR AHEAD OF YOU, violence, blood control/thirst, minor character death (you don't die dw), mentally unstable character, kidnapping, non-con themes, dark! marcus is a warning in and of himself
note/s: DARK MARCUS FIRST ONE SHOT LETS GOOOO manifesting more creative juices for dark marcus,, no cap this has done me good in terms of letting go negative emotions so HAHA we love that for me 😌✨i honestly dont know why it ended up with marcus kidnapping reader but here we are anyways
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You yawned into your hand as you type away information into your computer, slowly bopping your head left and right to the music in your earphones. It was nearing one o'clock in the morning and you were so close to finishing the files Mr. Howard forced you to digitise, making you work later than usual. You leaned back on your chair, stretching your legs out and your arms up, you decided to finish the rest of the files tomorrow and call it a night.
Packing your things up in your shoulder bag, you stand up from your desk and walk towards your boss' door. You knew he was still in his office, having seen him thirty minutes ago when he shoved more papers into your hands. Facing the door of Mr. Howard's office, you brought your hand up to knock on the wood. You waited a couple of seconds for his permission, and when there was no sound, you knocked once more.
It wasn't that your boss didn't like it when people came into his office without his permission, but it was that your boss didn't like it when people came into his office without his permission. You shrugged it off and thought Mr. Howard just fell asleep or didn't hear you, plus you weren't dumb enough to keep on knocking. As you were walking away, however, you heard a groan coming from inside the room.
“Mr. Howard? Sir?” You called out from the door. “Sir, are you alright? May I come in?” You knocked again, more urgently this time, thinking your boss wasn't feeling well. When he didn't answer, you cursed out loud, biting down on your lip and tapping your foot on the floor.
You shove the fuck you give to the rule away; If there was no boss, then there will be no employees, if there are no employees, then there is no company, and if there was no company, then there won't be any money for survival. With that logic in mind, you opened the door and stepped into the room.
And you screamed.
(GORE WARNING AGAIN)
There was blood splattered everywhere; The couch, the walls, the tables, the shelves- Fuck even on the ceiling?! Tiny chunks were sticking onto the surfaces and you wouldn't dare think of what it could be. As your eyes stared in the room in horror, you failed to notice the dark presence in the room.
The door slammed shut, your throat closed up, and you were thrown against the bloodied wall by an invisible force. Grasping at your neck, you tried to push away the pressure that forced your airway close, but nothing was physically holding you down.
Just as you thought you would pass out, the invisible grip around your throat loosened and you gasped shakily for air, dropping down on your knees and coughing roughly. You screamed once more when your body was dragged on the floor, your shirt and bag getting soaked in the blood puddles until your back hit a hard surface.
When you turn your head to look at what you bumped into, you fought the urge to throw up. It was Mr. Howard's body- or at least, it looked like Mr. Howard's body. The head was caved in, easily showing you the contents of his skull, and the limbs were just... in the wrong places. You didn’t like your boss, none of your coworkers did, but you wouldn’t ever wish this upon him.
You felt numb, you're mouth open in shock, your tears rolling down your bloodied cheeks, and your body in phantom pain as you continued to stare at the corpse in front of you.
A large, gloved hand grabbed your face to turn your eyes away from the scene. You gasped in fright as you see a broad man clad in all black, with a scarf hiding the lower half of his face, only showing his cold, brown eyes. Whimpering and crying, you struggled against him but the invisible force came back, more painful than earlier, and stopped you from moving.
“Do you know who this man is?” The dark man asked you, his voice, husky and deep, sent shivers down your spine. When you nod your head, he chuckled dryly, “Do you know who he truly is?” You shook your head, almost pleadingly. “He's a killer. He's a murderer. He killed my friend in cold blood and I came to pay him a visit. A well-deserved one, wouldn't you say?”
“P-P-Please, I-I just work f-for him here, I d-did-didn't know,” You begged, your hand coming up to grip this wrist. The man mockingly cooed at you, before slamming you into the front of your boss' desk.
“Listen to me very closely if you want to live,” He said slowly, enunciating every word to you. “You can either run away in fright, go to the nearest police station and turn this bloody scene in, have them arrest you because you're in a crazed state and there's not enough evidence that you saw me doing it.” You sobbed loudly, panic filling your chest as you tried to make sense of his words. “Or, you can come with me, I'll treat you better than this bastard ever did and you won't have to lift a finger ever again. Doesn't that sound appealing, dear?”
“I-I d-don't-”
“Shh, it's okay, dear. We both know what the better option is, right?” The man's eyes crinkled at the sides, most likely giving you a menacing smile underneath his scarf. He stroked your hair in a pitiful attempt to calm you down, but you flinch away from his touch, whimpering in fear. You froze in fright as he picked you up from the floor, and used the private elevator your boss had in his office to go to the ground floor. The dark man pulled down his scarf to reveal his face, and it was the last thing you saw before passing out from shock.
“That’s it, dear, get some rest. You’ll need it once I bring you home.”
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dark! marcus tag: @pedrocentric​
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tfw-no-tennis · 3 years
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mtmte liveblog issue 20
almost wrote 200 instead of 20, lmao I wish 
goddddd I LOVE the cover of rodimus holding tailgate who is SO tiny augh its precious 
also rlly like the nick roche cover of tyrest looking manic, having just drilled a hole in his head...nice roches art has such a unique energy to it, I love it
oh man, so much going on in the first page...the overlay text of first aid talking to ratchet about ambulon, minimus’s decapitated body, getaway freed in the cell and tailgate’s death timer ticking lower, and then finally ratchet working on poor ambulon
yikes, pharma is such an asshole...ambulon didn't deserve to be caught in the crossfire of all that drama
‘arm the lonely,’ another absolute banger of a title
‘it’s a great sword’ ‘its certainly impressive’ cyclonus, ily, 
and then this golden exchange: ‘your friend is clearly devout.’ ‘sorry, my what?’ whirl, ily, 
meanwhile...getaway is here! bastard man himself, before he’s fully revealed as a bastard man. I do wish we got to spend more time w/skids and getaway, bc their relationship is super fascinating to me and I really wish we’d seen more of it 
remember when jro said they were a ‘hot duo’ on the lost light? I love that lmao 
getaway calling rodimus ‘hot rod,’ immediately those two aren't vibing
‘quantum foam’....I love mtmte 
and then getaway tries to throw magnus under the bus, implying that he’s in on the plan w/tyrest and lured them there...yeah right man 
‘smite them’ tyrest can you chill for ONE MINUTE OF YOUR LIFE-
ooh, time for some backstory on skids (and getaway) - I've always loved stuff like this, bc its kinda ambiguous, since it’s all coming from getaway, and even if most of it is clearly true, there could be omissions or small lies in there...mtmte does a good job leaving space like that sometimes 
fuckgin....thought warfare. bruh. its so fucking wild, and god, I love it, its like peak ridiculous sci-fi played completely straight and its so fun
love that getaway is being noticeably vague about ‘the boss,’ we figure its prowl but its interesting that getaway isn't willing to divulge that even tho its obvious (as rodimus later points out)
all the memory stuff is awesome tbh
oooooof, I love first aid ripping into ratchet, fucking brutal. poor first aid tho, I can see why he’d feel that way, especially in his position, and then ratchet turns around and immediately proves that he’s still got it
turning ambulon’s dead body into a giant fuckign laser....hardcore
I do have to question...how the fuck does ratchet know how to do that?? like, you could say that he’s such a good medic that he can figure it out, but I don't buy it. he’s done this before, I'm sure of it. and I really wanna know how and why and when 
and then ratchet is big enough to admit that first aid has a point, ough 
I fuckgin love how down w/murder first aid is. he’s like, hippocratic oath WHOMST??? my buddy just got murdered so it’s time to do unto others how they do unto our coworkers. now give me that gun
seriously I fuckign love ratchet pulling the whole ‘if we kill him we’re no better than he is’ thing and first aid is like ‘yeah no if we kill him he’s dead, which is epic, soooo’
and then there's the panel of rodimus carrying tailgate ;_; HES SO FUCKING TINYYYY
also I love chromedome with a huge ass fucking gatling gun. I think I said it before but ill say it again - chromedome is a huge fucking nerd who cant fight, idk and idc if canon says otherwise, its true
ratchet just holding tg up....bc he tiny......
hhhhh tailgate I feel like you should've listened to cyclonus...pharma probably isn't gonna help you, and who knows if the miracle tools can even cure cybercrosis
damn, dai atlas vs star saber is like the xtreme religious dude showdown of the century
OH SHITTTT I forgot dai atlas fucking dies
rodimus kicking the door down lmao, what an icon
really love the shadowed drawings in this issue 
also, poor minimus :( and rodimus yet again thinking magnus is dead...oof
and then poor brainstorm gets shot for no reason. Ls
tyrests chin is insane
tyrest: I Was Threatened By A Flashy Twunk...What Happened Next Will Shock You
WEAPON OF MASS SUGGESTION....I canNOT deal w/the wordplay in mtmte hhbvjkdbhfksndbhfk
ooooh I love the montage of all the different cold constructed bots being attacked by the killswitch
I like that we get a whole page w/the scavengers...I lov them and their continuing misadventures 
fulcrum: where the fuck is the wet ass pussy ship??????
I love that we DONT see brainstorm being impacted by the killswitch, even tho he would be as an mto - but from his comments earlier in this arc, we’re kinda supposed to assume he was forged at this point, and we wont hear about his mto backstory til later 
and there goes tyrest, into his crazy dude portal...good luck man you're gonna need it
ahhh, great issue! this one has a bit less action (at least, until the end), and is more about moving the story forward and explaining a lot that we’ve seen in this arc so far. and gotta say, I love it! I really like all the stuff we learn about this issue, and the character stuff (always fantastic). cant wait for the conclusion!
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mingi-bubu · 4 years
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Watch “Love O2O” with Me!
Episode 17
hhh we’re back!!  im so excited to see how this fukcign goes aldkjsflaskd
i have my half eaten ramen and my half drunken mogu mogu and my phone is still plugged in
as one of my three sunshine kpop support boys mark lee would say, lezgeddit
we open with the
i got some water
we open with the last minute of action from e16
do they not recognize the area ??
that theyve eaten at multiple times???
smh
OH MY GOD
KODAK IS EATING WITH HIM I
MAN REALLY IS LIKE
boy you really dont realize
smh
chef boy is in love but like is not good at going about it
green super power
the watch did we see the watch???
im
kodak had too many drinks
kodak is a silly drunk
its so sad that he doesnt have someone he knows better with him
all im seeing on the screen is
laksdjflksdjflkajsdklfjewoihoaiwrehoawihiasjgklasjfhasdhfpweoh
over and over
he did find kodak’s addy tho
hmmm
im getting less and less liking of this guy
hmmmm
oh kodak...baobeiiii
i
you deserve someone better than this guy
akdsjfalskdkalsd
oh my god
kodak nooo baby
this isnt
:[
he
hhhhh
kodak i want to protect you so much
k.o.
his iteral name is k.o
damn nai really said fuck you
oh my god
i deadass thought they were going to use a different song aldkfjalskj
is
is nai sleeping?
oh no nevermind
he just waiting
AAAHHAHAHHAHAHA I LOVE NAI SO MUCH
i am so *eyes emoji* about this
why do they hold their phones like that
im so interested at the outcoem
broke RECORDS
haha 69
nice
OH SHIT
A NEW RECRUIT
lmaoooooo im so wild over this whole plot
CAN YOU SPEAK IN HUMAN ALKDFJA;KLSDF
what is kodak doing
howeklajke
who ordered delivery
nai is so hot when hes confident i
SUPER FAMOUS HACKER
WHAT THE FUCK
DAMN
WHAT HAPPENED IN 2011 I WANT TO KNOW
nai really is putting kodak in charge of him
wow
kodak
babe
why did you change my wallpaper
im sick
SHE’S UGLY AFDLKASJDF;LAKSJDF
he really do be thinking about himself
god nai and september look so good
aklsdjfaskl september is such a dork
sept:  :)
nai:  :|
so dramatic smh
this old man is dope
theyre in game now
well
one owner at least
aww theyre both :)
they
they just made the tigers get married
im
alright then
nai really :]
i like seeing nai in casual clothes
but i wonder how the #Squade are doing
wait is hp short for hewlett packer
hold on i have to google someting
packard but still
you learn new things every day!
oh is that nai’s bedroom in the background
inch resting
what is wei2 going to do
shes...dancign??
yes
oh thats what that button does
ok then
ooohhh i love weiwei’s outfit
sehr suess
shes getting the same phone as nai
in the same color
um
wont that get confusing
how did she pay for it
like i know she was tutoring and stuff but like
is the phone already charged???
why hasnt she told her parents she has a new phone
shes going to get blocked by him
shes really gonna send her card number over the phone
WHAT IF HE BLOCKS YOU
smh
oh my god she reallly be daydreaming about hat
IM SO WEAK
HE ACTUALLY SENT HER MONEY
GET ME A GUY LIKE THIS PLEASE
sit in your little alcove
cowaerd
HAHAHAHAHAH
SHE REALLY TRIED THO
HOW DOES A BANK ACCOUNT LOOK FAMILARI
WHAT THE FUCK
THATS TERRIFYING
byadfawjeowe
buy a plane ticket
jesus its been like what???  a few weeks
oh nevermind the cactus is blooming its probably been a month or so
shut the fuck up
oh she really is packing
where is she gonna stay
xiaoling is letting her stay with her
?
to improve her literary education?
mmm sure okay
stopp im going to cry i dont want to leave my home again hhhh
that literally looked like l.a aldkjfalksd
oh thats a cute top
maybe tell him you have arrived???  maybe that would be a good idea???
exactly why you call a head of time
did she really just drag her A;LKSDJFALS;KDJF OH MY GOD
SHE REALLY DO BE INTERRUPTING THINGS AT WORK HUH
yikes
yIKES
eloping?
september is like fucking christ okay
eloping?
september is now having a lot of fun
he really do have their backs tho akdjfl;ks
blue nai blue nai blue nai blieiaorajwfajw
he is definitely shocked
weiwei clam down dont wrrory
hes definitely thrilled to OH MY GOD
jjesusus this is uncomfortable to watch
she looks like a dead fish
girl
if nai yang yang was kissing me i would definitely be ore into it
jesus
OH MY GOD
HES SO ROMANTIC AND SHES A DEAD FISH
fuck him adjusting his watch should not have been so hot
girl the window blinds are ummm
open
no why
why are you leaving that doesnt make any sense
she really do not have confidence huh
she has to go find more money ajd;flkasjd
she doesnt want to be
oh my god just figure it out jfc
septmeterb ;alkdfja;sldk
hes :( now
damn
thats why you check first before you kiss someone
she has a paper hat on
ajdsflaksjdf
girl he can just find it online too
yes she is being shy
he :]
HAHAHAHAH HE LOOKS SO CUTE IN HIS HAT
HE REALLY :D
AWWW
cute cute cute
that honestly was the first time ive seen them have that much chemistry irl
he also :)
ok ok ok
thats it for this episode
i cannot wait for like more interactions with the #Squad again
and maybe now that she has a phone we can find out whats going on with erxi at zhenyi tech
i mainly just want to find out mroe about the whole thing with k.o and kodak
bc i obviously have my suspicions
but like
thats not the end all be all
anyways
thank you for reading!!!
stay safe and stay healthy <333
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jooheonies · 6 years
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nawar lover no.1 aka user shwhyuk uwu
bloodorangeki said: the lady formerly known as hyuccwoo, shreknu if u will,
send me a tumblr url and ill tell you what i think of them!
hhhhhh ok before i eben launch into this full love essay. i jst wanna say tht u truly are the light at the end of my tunnel sejung,,,,u make me so happy !!! Like i remember when i was losing my mind off of like three sips of pineapple cider and i legitimately felt like i was gonna throw up but then i was like … damn i can’t forget to text shannon and tell her about all this. and then i talked to u for a full hour or so while u called me a liddle babie nd i continuously whined…either way you truly have me under your spell you demon!!
okay so not to be. dramatic but youre so dreamy and pretty you remind me of rain and soft kisses on the cheeks and rose gardens and bouquets of flowers and soft sunlight on flower meadows and like! that feeling you get in your cheeks when you smile too much for too long and you get that permanent blush across your face! god that’s probabaly nonsense and not very cohesive but you have the same sort of colors…soft orange and light pink….you’re like a sunset on the beach right at the start of spring when theres barely anyone on the shore and the whole world feels really big and wide but even though youre all alone you don’t feel lonely because it still feels like the whole world(you) is poised right at the edge of your fingertips.
hhhh that also probably made very little sense but i dont care i love you so much and im very bad at expressing emotion (blame my virgo moon who hasn’t felt any feelings in over 18 years) but i still feel like always showering u in that sweet love and affection, despite the fact that im horrible with words and i have absolutely no consistency. I feel like it’s really rare to meet someone who literally changes your entire perception of the world but … damn here we are!! tlkaing to u is literally a part of my daily life its a part of who i am at this point :/
Anyways, friendships don’t really come naturally to me because I have a very weird perosnality where like. im simultaneously suffocating whilst also being very detached and it turns people off so quickly but..god we mesh so well i truly love you so much. i also tend to not write a lot whenever i make these posts bc im the kind of person who continously says how much i love you throughtout the convo (even thoguh ill ghost most ppl for a few days) so whenever i get around to writing these im like :// but what else do i say :// but this time!!! oooo i have so much to say i can never go into full loving hours with you bc you always turn things around and get me to start talking abotu myself and pretty soon we start talking about how i used to raise rocks as a kid instead of talking about how hot you are :/
so anyways firstly . those were just the intro pragaraphs im finally getting into my loving sejung essay :(( helloooo one of my favortie things about talking to you is how easily the conversation always flows ….us talking about shownus asshole and the questionable consumption of expired jello and orbeez at 3 am is most likely the more demonic things weve done while simultaenously being the more tame things…my head still aches when i remember that giagntic bruise i got from looking at that wonho+tentacles/changkyun+black hole sketch u made… god we somehow always go from topic to topic with absolutely no regard for cohesiveness and yet neither of us ever question it…we’ll spend hours discussing absolutely nothing …like that one night we stayed up for like three hours on rabbit talking about all the different mx stans and which member has the most stans internationally versus domestically and why….icons of developing complex sociocultural theories at 2am while occasionally mentioning “oh wow its late u should go to bed >:/” god its just that I always lose track of time whenever I talk to you…its like im so focused on that I Love Her mood that I don’t even realize its been 4 hours until I look down at my pile of unfinished homework and then back up at my laptop like. This was a Valid choice why would I pick ib math when I have a whole entire sejung talking to me. hhhh its just that talking to you comes so naturally and I always tell you all these quesiotnable things to which you always respond by first calling me a demon and then laughing about it and encouraging my stupidity. it’s also so so endearing that ill tell you about the dumb shit im doing and your first response is always to nag at me to be safe and take care of myself as if ill actually listen to you and clean a cut with alcohol, risking legitimate Pain… anyways sejung? queen of making me feel loved and noticed? MORE LIKELY THAN U THINK!!!!
hhhhh ok moving on now I get to talk about how. sexy u are damn….i remember back when we were first starting to talk and you sent me those pictures of yourself in that button up and I literally. I quite literally almost passed out in the starbucks while the barista was handing me my strawberry lemonade I truly almost lost it…nd right before that I was encouraging you to talk to the boba girl nd flirt nd be all spicie…but then u sent me those pics nd I was like for what reason would she have to impress boba girl when im right here … mouth open so wide in love that all the bobas are spilling out of my mouth :( not to be dramatic yet again when I know ive mentioned those selfies before but damn…those were so hot u unbuttoned like two or three of the top buttons and u looked so hot truly. raw me vore me behind each and every single boba store location hewwwooo u look so intense nd powerful im truly putty in ur hands not only would I lose my mind for u, I have already lost it
hhhhh im very much rambling and making very little sense rn bc its. 2:30 am and im sleebie nd I blocked all social media sites so id do homework bt I kept thiknning abt u so I was like hm the universe clearly wants me to write about sejung more even though ill have to post this in the morning bc tungle is blocked until then :// bt anaywas that also means I get to go into all the other thigns I love about u and all the things u remind me of :(( hhhh its so wild that I never actually aunch into full loving shannon mood bt I talk abt u so much w my friends theyre all. suspicious ,,,,
them: nawar u don’t actually like romance and u hate talking about people r u perhaps dating this girl??me, w hearts in my eyes laughing at smth ure saying on my phone: what
HHHH DJHFKSJDHF TAHST TRULY ME,,,,ALWAYS THIKNING ABT U,,,ALWAYS BEING BIG HEART EYES FR U,,,at any given moment I could be reminded of u :( I see a piece of paper nd im like huh I should do work then again is work necessary to live perhaps not but sejung is necessary to live,,,,me thinking abt u as I procrastinate every single thing ive ever had to do :D Like, ive never understood when people say that they hated a zodiac sign at one point, and then they met one person and they were like oh my god nevermind this sign is perfect but truly,,,I love geminis now ,,,I used to hate them almost as much as cancer nd now? geminis are all good ure so wonderful nd loving nd sweet u being a gemini saved geminis collectively,,
ill also neber stop talking abt how now matter how much I whine and demand attention, youre always jst,,,supplying it without any question like at one point people usually get annoyed, no matter how endeared they were by it at first, bt youre always calling me a baby (even though im older) nd giving me that sweet Love and Attention,,mmmmm my libra sun thrives under ur care :( hhhh also I feel it is important to point out I love. all of u,,,,like I don’t even usually care much for peoples voices or anything unless its like so deep it sounds like the grim reaper bc that’s wild u ,,bt anyways the first moment I heard ur voice I was. breathless I was so shocked like ur voice is so soothing nd warm its like. if the aesthetic of sunlight and honey and warm pies had a voice,,,hhhh im also not the type to really believe in things like fate nd destiny and soulmates and stuff bt that’s kind of what u remind me of ? in a? not weird way hhhhh so I feel like youre just so naturally in tune with people like nothing really catches you off guard and you roll with peoples different personalities and quirks and you always jst. mesh so well with everyone ure like the minhyuk of the internet,,,,nd like!! theres smth abt u that reminds me of balance and maybe its my libra sun always seeking peace and harmony in life but I always feel so relaxed nd steady whenever I talk to you its like . idk how to explain it!!! its jst so comforting!!!
I was originally gonna cut myself off at 1k but its too late for that now and im gonna put this under a read more anyways and its 3am now so I feel like. go Big or go Home!!! now im gonna launch into a long analysis of u! and ur smile!! first of all,,,its so rare nd wild to find someone who likes validating people more than being validated,,,,u finding my libra antics cute???hhhhh tahts so wild,,,,I could pout for hours nd u would call it cute,,,validating!!! nd the fact that you’ve read my writing,,,,excerpts from my demonic wips and youre stil friends with me?? you still talk to me?? damn that’s like. never to be expected any time I make someone read that tangerine fic they ghost me for a good month but I sent you pieces of that tentacle fic and YOU FUCKCING SKETCHED OUT THE LOOK,,,,,MY MUSE,,,nd also you tend to always steer the convo around to focus on the other person n dim a FOOL who almost falls for it every time,,,before I remember and make u tell me thigns…god ive told you so many obscure things from my childhood like that time I tried to eat a brick and yet you still,,,,talk to me,,,,who are u,,,,hhhh ure always so cute nd giving nd caring I feel like I could genuinely truly look like shit nd send u a selfie nd you would still be like WOW GORGEOEUS YOU LOOK SO GOOD THAT’S HOT!!! u,,,going out of ur way to make ppl happy :( anyways im a fool in love w u ,,,also not to be like. one of those old white boy text posts from tumblr but ,,,,hey girl,,,ladie,,,wamen,,,did u know? ur smile lights up my world? ,,,did u know? theres no such thing as u being anything less than perfect,,,why? because its impossible to be anything less than the essence of who you are. hhhh that’s the dumbest thing im ever written im cutting myself off that was too much this is like. 2k words so far and in all honesty I could continue but then id get gushier than that last line and nobody wants to see That,,,hhhh
this started out with. somewhat decent grammar like I used periods and I think I occasionally capitalized the first letter of the sentence but at this point its incoherent rambling it’s the inside of my brain every time I see u or hear frm u its like when spongebobs brain was on fire and all the cabinets and computers were going up in flames and all the little brain spongebobs were losing their mind that’s me right now losing my mind over you I wrote exactly 2k words in that whole essay,,,,im so fucking valid,,,,ananywas I love you if you couldn’t tell nd iim . somewhat satisfied at being able to vent all this love,,,smoochie,,smoochh,,SMOOCHIIE
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czernyxs · 6 years
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lmao @now-entering-oakland tagged me to do this like 2 months ago,,, whoops anyways!!! ABC tag thing!!! yeah!!!
A- age: 16 B- Birthplace: washington dc C- current time: 18:09 D- Last drink you had: coke i think? E- easiest person to talk to: fuck dude my dog i guess??? F- favorite song: im changin this everytime someone asks me but rn maybe breezeblocks by ∆? G- grossest memory: ive blocked out everything that’s happened to me in the past 16 years dude i have no clue H- horror yes or no?: FUCK YEAH I- in love?: hhhhh kinda? hhhhh J- jealous of people?: yea when i see a hot dude im like ‘damn i wish i could look like that’ K - Killed someone?: jesus christ tumblr no??? like most people???? L - Love at first sight or should I walk past again?: mmmm some ppl are cute but uhhhhhhh,,,, u gotta kno people to love them dude M - Middle Name: daniel. i blame @dir-lucretia PLEASE DANIEL WE CANT KEEP DOING THIS N - Number of siblings: none O - One Wish: to die? P - Person I called last: probably my mom lol Q - Question you’re always asked: do you think??? people talk to me???? wild R - Reason to smile: dogs S - Song you last listened to: im listenin to stayin out all night rn (its by fall out boy and like,,, wiz khalifa or smth?) T - Time you woke up: 7:20 ish? U - Underwear color: black like my soul  V - Vacation: i said this once ill say it again but hell W - Worst habit: blu tac definitely X - X-rays: ive gotten a few, but never broken any bones before! Y - Your favorite food: mac n cheeseeeee
i tag: @yonaga-s, @nootthedoot, @ouma-dabbing-is-my-kink, @yeahiamweird, @stupid-altean-pools, @euvoi, and joseph if u ever check tumblr lol
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