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anipgarden · 2 months
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Hot take but HGTV needs more of the G
Like you’re telling me you’re renovating a house, renovating a backyard, and all you can do is mention one (1) of the 12+ plants you’re putting in and be like ‘heehee pretty leaf’ and nothing else?
Give me more gardening on the home and gardening channel dammit
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animentality · 9 months
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I've got some home design show on and the homeowners specifically told the designer they hate white and grey and love jewel tones and she was like 'yes!! there's going to be so much color in this house!!' and then every single shade she's picked is like, the greyest shades of green and blue you've ever seen. she's all excited about using 'slate blue' it's LITERALLY fucking grey like
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tell me how the hell this is a jewel tone
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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 month
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I was in one of those hallways to alternate universe, but it was redecorated by a HGTV stylists so all the doors looks exactly the same.
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vampigeon · 21 days
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It's just dramatic tension that never resolves. You can just see the banks, with their ghoulish masks and distressingly easy-to-start chainsaws lurking in the background of every episode.
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And, if it’s Love it or List it, they also have an extra $115K for renovations on the current house, too. 
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high-quality-tiktoks · 11 months
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It always looks so much WORSE
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theflowthemetal · 5 months
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my mom has been on a home renovation show kick recently and asked me if i had formed a parasocial relationship with the property brothers yet
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aaronashea · 1 year
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jesselouiscox · 1 year
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What do you think of my house?
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female-buckets · 1 month
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This is one of those rare moments that makes me feel like there's hope for Texas
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estate-euphoria · 8 months
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592 |  Malibu, CA
$75,000,000   •     7 bd  •   8 ba   •   13,126 sq. ft
Built in 1999
*All photos belong to their rightful owners*
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zenosanalytic · 7 months
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I was just driving home, saw some newly renovated homes on the way, and something occurred to me(may be explicit idk I dont actl watch this stuff):
The HGTV aesthetic, Whites, Greys, and Blacks, those aren't just neutral colors: They're PRIMING Colors. They're colors you paint Other, BETTER Colors that you like MORE on top of.
Property Brothers, all these other assholes; they want you to live in a house painted to sell.
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obsessed with this ad that makes it look like someone is cask of amontillado-ing that chick from hgtv
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aplusinteriordesign · 1 month
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Check out These beautiful transitional style Design Build Kitchen Remodel with APlus Custom white Cabinets, Hardwood floor in the city of Huntington Beach Orange County California
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suitep · 2 months
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When a House Hunters unexpectedly takes a sad turn. That’s the real estate agent sitting over there at that little table during an open house.
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