#HERE WE GOOOOOOOO THANK U

[mrjoeshiesty9]

W E L C O M E // INSTA AU

Summary; Y/N and Joe have been together for 4 years, way before this LSU days. Y/N has always been there for Joe and suddenly she goes MIA until…..

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lahjay10_ here we go boys!!

User2342 yesyesyes!

User37493 where was y/n?!

             ↳ user 232 can you just stop looking for her and congratulate the boy?!

bengals this is the new normal 😎

kingjames let’s go!!!!

Mamaburrow so proud of you all! On to the next one!

tombrady see you at the Super Bowl!

User9382 but for real, where was y/n? Where has she been for the last 6 months because?!?!

lahjay10_ back to back baby! We coming for the ring!

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Bengals who dey!!!!

User92384 this is our year boys!

sam_hubbard_ LETS GOOOOOOOO

teehiggins ayeeeee who day nation where are you!

User8173 underdogs who?!

Y/b/f happy birthday to my best friend, my rock, my soulmate. You make everything better 🤍

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Zendaya happy birthday baby! Can’t wait to see you later!

Selenagomez happy birthday gorgeous!

User9342 happy birthday mother!

User29734 it’s the queens birthday!!! 

User92382 where have you been girl!?!

User1212 is this a new pic or?! Girl! It’s been 6 months since anybody has seen you!

Y/u/n ✨ birthday shenanigans ✨

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Y/b/f I’m so proud to call you my best friends🤍

Taylorswift happy birthday baby! 

Mamaburrow happy birthday ma cherie, know I’m always here for you 🤍

yourmom happy birthday darling, I’m so proud of the person you have become 🤍

User2983 mother?!?!?!?!

User9382 we miss you y/n!!! Happy birthday queen!!!

Bengals happy birthday queen y/n 

lahjay10_ happy birthday sis! 

Sam_hubbard_ happy birthday lil sis! 

User1872 nope, no way they have broke up because, do you all see the comments?

          ↳ user323232 right?! Mama burrow, ja’marr and sam? Even Bengals?! No way! They’re still together!

User9283 how did the rumors of them breaking up start anyway?! 

Joey/nupdates so joe’s family, y/n;s family, bengals family, their friends and other celebs like zendaya, taylor swift, tom holland, kid cudi and more, shared THIS EXACT SAME PICTURE. What is going on!? 

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user231 so they’re not separated after all?!?!?

User39 maybe it’s a dinner party for their arc championship guys. chill. 

User932 where is this? If anybody knows? 

       ↳ user2 it seems like y/n’s house in Malibu?        ↳ user932 didn’t the bengals just play today?!

       ↳ user2  yeah but I mean….they’re both rich so…..they can easily fly everybody back and forth in 1 day hahah

       ↳ user232 also, y/n owns a private plane…. So you know….

User9232 this is random but her place is so cute!!!

      ↳ user838 right?! They’re both pretty private for people who are very much in the spotlight, so little things like these is so nice to see. 

joeyb_9 Baby Burrow coming soon.

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Y/u/n this was the hardest secret we had to keep. Thank you joeyb_9 for being the greatest partner anybody could ever ask for.     ↳ joeyb_9 I should be thanking you for everything and especially for giving me the best gift ever. I love you my girl. 🤍

   ↳ y/u/n I love you more 🤍

taylorswift ahhhh! It was so hard keeping this secret! But I love you both so much, auntie Taylor will always be here 🤍

Bengals baby burrow we are ready for you 🤍

Mamaburrow can’t wait to meet the little one 🤍

User2374 SCREAMING

User293842 mother is really a mother now!!! Queen mother!!!!

User02834 I knew it!!!!! i knew they were never broken up this whole time!!!!!!!!

lahjay10_ can’t wait to meet my little bud, gotta start them early

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Joey/nupdates after the announcement that Joe and y/n were expecting (CONGRATULATIONS BY THE WAY) many of their families and friends started posting the gender reveal on their stories. I’m guessing that’s what the dinner thing that they all posted about earlier.

User2342 TEAM BOY!!!

User2384 imagine having a boy and it’s the exact same copy of Joe

      ↳ user29834 imagine having a girl and it’s the exact same copy of y/n

User92374 this kid gonna be gorgeous that’s for sure.

User0283 the genes!!!! Having the perfect parents!!!

User392 baby burrow!!! Ahhh!!

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Y/u/n my happy boy, so thankful 🙏🏻

joeyb_9 so grateful for you and baby j 🤍 thank you for the best gift ever

Mamaburrow can’t wait to cuddle him!

Yourmom we’ll see you all later! Can’t wait to meet him!

Y/b/f baby j! Cutest baby ever! Auntie will spoil you like crazyyy

User93784 baby j?!?

user9283 I love the privacy but I’m so curious what his name is!

    ↳ I doubt we’ll know his name until 10 years later hahaha

User3934 this is the cutest thing ever I’m crying 

User0210 they really have a baby 😭 so jealous, happy and proud!

a/n: this is my very first fanfic/insta au so... I hope you guys like it. If you want to request anything feel free to do so. I have a few more ideas so hopefully I'll get the chance to start writing them soon. :)

#joe burrow #joe burrow fanfic #joe burrow imagine #joe burrow x reader #joe burrow fic #joe burrow fan fic #bengals #cincinnati bengals #joe burrow insta au #joe burrow au #joe burrow instagram au

[goldennika]

Initial Thoughts on TOMORROW X TOGETHER's The Name Chapter: Freefall

Ok so i just listened to TNC: Freefall in full and damn, okay. Really solid album, sonically. And i say sonically bc i haven't read up on the lyrics just yet (i don't think the eng trans are out yet ☹️)

Am loving how they're showcasing more of their vocals (txt lower register enthusiasts, we are being fed at last 😭) and the whole band/session feels of the music really emphasizes that.

can we take a minute to talk about beomkai's vocals?? bc i really think this might be their era 🥹 and seeing as all of the boys have at least 2 credits to their name in this album, it really feels like this is their sound, and their personal music preferences came through too

i'm on the fence about DILT's inclusion in the album though. we all know it was not a planned track at all but it was a really good opportunity for them to collaborate and have a fun summer track out before headlining lolla 2023.

that said, it just doesn't seem to fit in (at least sonically) in this album. i don't know if moving it higher up in the tracklist would have been better since i haven't read the lyrics yet but sonically, it might have worked more since the more powerful/complex sounding tracks are in the first half, imo

but overall, this album is full of surprises, and very good ones at that!! I'm sure i'll love it even more when i listen to it again but yeah, from the first listen alone, i would recommend this album!!!

Track first impressions under the cut! very raw reactions ahead haha

Track 1: Growing Pain

oh damn gritty TXT ???

LOWER REGISTER LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

legitimately gave me goosebumps

EXCUSE ME THE OOH's IN THE CHORUS???? DELICIOUS

H U E N I N G K A I

that's it. that's the thought.

the guitar is so good ugh

ROCK BAND TXT LET'S GOOOOOOO

this will absolutely kill when performed live 😵‍💫

Track 2: Chasing That Feeling

HERE FOR THE SYNTHS(??)

giving TCHFTG and Blinding Lights by The Weeknd (i love The Weeknd btw)

Yeonjun's voice is so soothing??????

wait is the nod to the TCHFTG instrumentals intentional??????

maybe this is just me but their choreo (based on the MV) looks like it goes so hard but this song feels relatively chill/easy listening (esp compared to their last few title tracks bc sugar rush ride was a doozy to take in) so it seems a bit... off? idk idk

looking forward to a stage/practice vid to come out to appreciate their performance more!

Track 3: Back for More (TXT Ver)

already reacted to this before and ugh so good

HUENINGKAI POPPED OFF IN HIS VERSE UGH

Yeonjun's is also so good

love their adlibs so much 🥹

super interesting to place this track right after Chasing That Feeling 🤔

dance break instrumental and adlibs have my whole heart actually

like i can see them dancing in my head even if i'm just listening

Track 4: Dreamer

oh shit i love the bass already??????

FIRST LINE IN AND I'M IN LOVE ALREADY???

kinda scared to check the lyrics ngl

oh this song is delicious

i can already see all the tiktok edits happening (not necessarily a bad thing for them imo)

ooh shit "let me break it down for you" jdfh;kdjsfb;nsfkja

I LVOE THIS TRACK?????????

WAIT IS TAHT ALL SOOBIN IN THE CHORUS??????????

or is taehyun there too?

the "let me break it down for you" is going to haunt me in my dreams thanks

Track 5: Deep Down

strong start. nice

WTF IS THIS DIRECTION THEY'RE TAKING I LOVE IT????? 😳

yooo the minimal instrumentals in the start was so good

oh it got clubby in the chorus

OH HELL BEOMGYU IN THE CHORUS SHOULD HAVE COME WITH A WARNING (deep down i need you more)

this feels so different from the usual TXT but it works??

okayyyy the trumpet sounding stuff in the outro was a nice touch

Track 6: Happily Ever After

pretty sure i'll cry if i read up the lyrics of this one haha 🥲

oh this track is so smooothhhh in the pre-chorus

oohhh the la la la's are growing on me

it's like happy fools but more refined?????

LOVE the blending/harmonization 😩

GIVE ME ALL THE LAYERED VOCALS @ BIG HIT

SOOBIN I LOVE YOU (outro ver) 🥹😭

Track 7: Skipping Stones

the cymbals? hi-hats? at the start oh god *chef's kiss*

feels like a band session up in here!!!

HUENINGKAI LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

oh damn beomgyu???

taehyun with the high notes mhmmm

band txt is the future i can see it all so clearly now

LOVE the way they start off each line durign the verses. scratches my brain sooooo good when they give the little oomph then blend it down ugh (sorry idk musical terms)

kinda obsessed with this music already wtf

the female vocals too!!

HUENINGKAI EXTENDED NOTE LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

HE MADE IT SOUND SO EASY?????????????

mhmmm soobin's falsetto

wow

just wow

FUCK ME WITH THOSE OHs AT THE END OF THE SONG GODDAMN

Track 8: Blue Spring

i know we were joking around about band txt but what if it's not a joke anymore bc we've had track after track of band/session sounds and i am not okay anymore

i'm never gonna be normal about this song sorry not sorry

POP OFF HUENINGKAI GODDAMN

what if i cry.....

hmmm the rest of the instrumentals kicking in. so good.

and then they strip it down??? to let the vocals shine????

so so good

COME THROUGH WITH THE DRUMS

soobin's verse with yeonjun's adlibs is what dreams are made of actually

god yeonjun and hueningkai are gonna make me cry

NO FUCKIGN WAY THEY ADDED MORE OF TAEHYUN'S ADLIBS????

STOP THE FUCKING CAR THEY'RE HARMONIZING INT EH CHORUS TOO??????????????

TYUNNING ADLIBS IN THE OUTRO????????????????

MY JAW IS DROPPED AND I CANNOT BREATHEEEEEEEEE

Track 9: Do It Like That

ok yeah ngl the mood shifted dramatically after all the band txt sounds lol

DILT is a cute song but i don't think it makes sense in this album

or at least not in this placement???

i may reconsider if this was a TXT ver lol

or maybe they were thinking about our mental health when they decided to keep it in the album

i would probs be a sobbing mess if tnc: freefall rly just ended with the studio ver of blue spring 🥹

Track 10: Chasing That Feeling (English Ver)

including this here bc why not it's on the tracklist anyway haha

tbh i wasn't feeling this track much from the teasers

but hearing the song in full changed my mind

the build up is good

why does yeonjun's voice sound so good in this genre like how is it soooo good

time's a thief that won't stop stealing -- well damn did i feel that

taehyun our belting star 🥺

#tomorrow x together #the name chapter: freefall #kpop reactions #txt reactions #rambles #Spotify

[steamed-tets]

5, 14, and 20 about whichever OC ur dying to talk about the most <w<

WE’RE GONNA TALK ABOUT MAX FOR A HOT SEC

5. Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Will they give one, and what about?

- Honestly? he’d give that speech and he’d sound so confident about it but no one knows what in the FUCK he’s talking about

14. Would they agree with the term ‘guilty pleasure’? Do they have any?

- he would agree with the term as for whether or not he has any yes absolutely he’s a mega nerd who actually has like 3 different collections 

20. What do they like that nobody else does?

- so going back to the previously mentioned collections, he collects seemingly random objects for one of them that, at the very least, LOOK like they could be antiques doesn’t matter what it is either 

#lambcomps #stta #max stta #HERE WE GOOOOOOOO THANK U #ask box answers

[itlivesproject]

WE HAVE NERVE INDICATORS, LET'S GOOOOOOOO !!! 🥳🎉🎉🎉 guys, you're amazing, thank u so much! i'm pretty sure i would get everyone killed without it, adhghdh. ;; oh, btw, i'm the same anon that asked about the code last time so... would you feel comfortable with sharing your wisdom? would love to know how you managed to add it to the game <3 thanks again, luvs, and congrats!!!

Thank you, and I’m so excited about it too! I think the addition of nerve scores will 1) make it easier for people to keep track of who needs some more help ;_; and 2) make it feel more like It Lives.

So how I did it! Basically, I added the nerve icons as a variable layer to the compiled images of each character and added a function check that is triggered to run anytime someone’s nerve score drops or goes above a specific threshold. When that happens, the nerve icon number indicator changes to line up with a different icon. Here are some screenshots.

First, we have Abel’s composite image code. You’ll see the top layer is the nerve icon. The [ab_nerve_icon] is a variable. It’s automatically set at 3, but the function check can change it. Each person with a nerve score has their own variable for the nerve icon.

Next are the actual nerve icons. The way that they’re named is very important. They all are just nerve[number]. The number is what [ab_nerve_icon] refers to!

Finally, we have the check function! First you have to list all the variables that will be involved after “global.” Then we have the list of how to set the nerve icon number. So if Amalia’s nerve drops below 40 but is above 20, the game knows to set the nerve icon number to 2 (aka the am_nerve_icon variable value becomes 2). If the nerve icon becomes 2, then the nerve image in the composite code will become nerve2.

Then here's the end of this check:

The last part is important because that tells the game to run this code. I came up with the idea for this because I'm using the method of variables and numbers to name the clothes/race/hair options and I figured it could work for the nerve icons as well. The problem was getting it to trigger and run so that the variable would change. Then I realized I was using this same code to limit nerve to 0 and 100, so nerve can’t become 113 for example, and I tweaked it and applied it to this code it worked!

#ilw #it lives within #the it lives project #it lives #behind the scenes ilw #mod win #it lives 3 #it lives anthology #playchoices #programming

[mailboxmerchant]

BAD DAY

tldr:naib is mfin horny after a match wit u bae n ur both in love with esch other and equally needy but dont knoe‼️

character: Naib Subedar - mercenary

fandom: identity V

warnings: SEX!!! who could have guessed, also rough/dom naib, swearing, power bottom(lmao)/fem reader, perhaps some masochistic type a stuff but not crazy, less goooooooo

(this is like. just horny. no thoughts. only horny)

As sweat beaded down his forehead, you watched Naib angrily smash the keys of a decoding machine. Something was up, but your teammate just never seemed to let on when something had gone wrong. This match was going fine, you had three more ciphers to go, and everyone was still up and going, only two of your teammates being injured. The hunter was struggling to find any of you, and with each of you teamed up with another to decode, you were all feeling confident in a victory to the survivors. So why was Naib so stressed?

“Hey, Naib?”

 “What, y/n?” 

His tone was sharp, and he snapped back instantly. Someone was clearly cranky. What did you even do?

“Are you...feeling okay? You seem...tense.” You kept your tone neutral, preventing there to be any negativity for him to react to. Before he snapped back, he missed a calibration and alerted the hunter of our position. Still not talking, Naib wrapped a braced arm around your waist and made a dive into a pile of cardboard boxes and other various recyclables. “Shut it, y/n. Hunter’s comin’.” 

You went quiet, but still, his commanding attitude could be done without.  You squirmed in Naib’s grip, at which he grunted, and tightened his hold on you. 

He was started to really make you worry. Naib was usually a calm, collected rescuer, who often would be more reassuring when you were being hunted. You promised you’d figure all this out, just maybe after the match ended. 

The danger passed, quite literally, as Hell Ember jaunted around the trash pile you were hiding in. Naib’s grip got even tighter around you as the hunter loomed closer.  “N-Naib, I can’t-” Naib didn’t seem to give a damn for what you had to say as he slapped a hand over your mouth. “I said, quiet.” His tone was worsening, he was really pissed, huh?

You couldn’t deny yourself though, hearing him sound so stern and having him grab at you so suddenly really threw you off. Your ever-so-secret crush on Naib was keeping you from feeling angry about any of this, in fact, you were almost happy to be so close, even if he was being rude. 

Finally though, you decided that you needed to get back to the matter at hand. Leo was gone, and Naib had to let go of you sometime. You made more of an effort to move, and Naib finally dropped you. Quickly, you jumped back on the machine as the Merc slowly crept from the box pile to return to his typing position. “You know, you could have been caught if it weren’t for me.” He sputtered, quieter than before. “Th-thank you...? God, Naib, what’s your issue today?” You spoke more questioningly than upset, hoping he wouldn’t hear the annoyed undertone in your speech. “It’s nothing you’d understand.” 

Alright, you were giving up for the remainder of decoding time.

Silently, you both finished the machine, and you made a break for the opposite direction of Naib. You figured you could have some alone time to just decode, calm down, and prep for the ending leap where you’d have to play a guessing game for which gate Hell Ember would be waiting for you at. 

Taking a break from running, your steps grew light as you began to pace yourself. “y/n!” As you looked through the fog, you discovered that Edgar was awaiting you with a half done machine. “Edgar! You’re here!” You made a quick greeting to the painter before getting back to business. Small talk wasn’t necessary between the two of you, as the ability to decode calmly was leaving both of your skillsets as your heartbeats became slowly more audible. 

“Come on, y/n, we can finish this, just don’t look away from the calibrations. Stay focused.” Edgar gave you a light tap of the palm to your head as he smacked the sides of the cipher. Your pace increased, as did Edgar’s as you had merely a percentage left. Someone else’s machine popped off, and yours a second later. 

Determined and brave, you made off like a bullet towards the southward exit gate. Sneaking around a broken pillar, you sighed at the sight of a clear gate.  Edgar clearly didn’t share the idea that this was the correct gate, so you could only hope he was hiding and waiting it out to escape. Actually, it seemed like everyone picked the wrong-

*SLAM*

A large hand suddenly slapped down on the decoding pad next to yours, frightening the hell out of you. You prepared to meet your doom when you turned around, but instead met a glaring Naib. “N-Naib! Jesus, you scared the shit out of me!” “Where’d you run off to earlier!? We were supposed to be decoding together.” 

His tone from earlier was still present, so....clearly he was still peeved about something you did. “W-well I just thought-” “You thought nothin’, y/n. Just keep decoding.” Your crush wasn’t protecting him any more. Letting out an anxious and angry grunt, you turned back around to the coding pad, slamming the rubbery keys down as you decoded. 

So that’s how it was, then, huh? Fine.

“Naib, you’re a real asshole.” You huffed as you finished the gate, and stormed out, not evening looking back to see if he OR Hell Ember were following. 

Once back in the manor, you rushed back to your room, the embarrassment and guilt from your actions following you quickly after. 

Keeping up the angry façade, you slammed your door behind you before running to flop on your bed. Holding your pillow close to your face, you yelled into it, hoping it was enough to choke the sound. 

“Damn it, Naib...”  You closed your eyes, hoping to wake up with a renewed confidence that way you wouldn’t have to deal with the consequences of your words.

The sound of three loud, harsh knocks on your door awoke you from your rage nap. 

“OPEN UP! COME ON, I ALREADY KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE, Y/N!!”

Naib? Again? Now what...

You begrudgingly sauntered to your door, cracking it open to peek out. Only, Naib pushed right through your defenses, pushing both you and the door back. “Hey!”

Naib was more forceful than before, walking quickly in your direction, and even quicker, cornering you against your bed. You fell onto your behind as Naib gave you a harsh push. “What is all this?! You’ve been acting weird since we started decoding together in that match, and you’re totally out of line! I didn’t even...do anything...” Your words lost their force as you trailed your eyes downward. So that’s why he was all pent up.

An obvious tent in Naib’s pants was what your eyes met with, and even though your cheeks began to blush furiously, you averted your gaze and tried to pretend that you saw nothing. “J-just get out of my room.” You grumbled, no longer able to keep eye contact. 

“I just came to talk, y/n, don’t throw me out.” Naib shifted his body, effectively pinning you to the plush mattress, a hand on either side of your head. You ‘hmphed’, and curtly turned your face away from him. 

“D-don’t act all pissy,” he grabbed your chin, forcing you to look at him, “you’re making it so much worse!” Your eyes still just couldn’t meet his, the heat between the both of you running down between your legs.  Sliding a knee between your thighs, Naib leaned down to speak gruffly into your ear. 

“This is all your fault, you know.” 

“N-Naib! I-” but your words were quickly vanquished by a pair of warm, slightly chapped lips slamming down on your own. A slight graze of his teeth on your bottom lip gave you more excitement than you’d ever felt in any match, and you immediately parted your lips to feel Naib’s wet tongue slick into your mouth. 

You let out a quiet noise, enough for him to notice. After what felt like an eternity (seconds) of making out, Naib pulled away to hold your face in one hand, squishing your cheeks harshly between his fingers. “So...that’s how you feel, huh?” 

You were flustered, but it wasn’t going to take away what your nap earned you. “You were being so awful in that match, but I still...love you, Naib. I didn’t know when or where to tell you, but if you’re gonna do it first, then by all means...” You gestured to Naib with a smirk. 

Hungrily, Naib practically shredded your clothes off, each of his hands attaching themselves to your chest as he kneaded your soft breasts between his fingers. Your quiet pants were driving him absolutely insane. He loved every little exhale that escaped your mouth, settling to nip and suck at your neck, whispering sweet nothings in your ear. Telling you how much he needed this, how long he was waiting for this, how he wanted you.

An abrupt end to the sensations in your chest were replaced by a hand sliding underneath each of your thighs. Lifting them up to his shoulders, Naib quickly unfastened his belt, a look of giddiness flashing across his smug face. 

Diving his head down to meet his forehead to yours, Naib snatched your panties off in seconds, aligning himself painfully slow. As he slid his length slowly into your entrance, you dug your fingers into his hair, which was messily tied into his usual ponytail. Hissing at the feeling of you tugging his hair, Naib pushed all the way inside of you, earning a mewl of both pain and pleasure from you. 

"Ah, but wait..."

You winced as Naib suddenly pulled his length out of your entrance, the emptiness being too much to bear. "I'm an asshole, aren't I?"

He was going to make you eat your words.

Almost literally.

"Get up." His harsh tone was back, but it only served to make you feel hotter than before. Giving a shy nod, you got to your knees as Naib stood at the edge of the bed.

Nervously eying him, you gaped at his length, wishing you didn't say those words before so he could drive you insane with pleasure with it.

Stupid y/n...

"Well?" Tired of waiting, Naib took his hand to the back of your head, pushing you closer to his body, your head colliding with his chest. The sudden wholesome warmth was quickly replaced as he pushed you downwards near his manhood.

You began to comply as you opened your mouth, feeling as he gave a slow first grind into your throat. You choked immediately, but didn't pull away. Not yet.

Breathing quickly through your nose, you began to suck aggressively with no warning, pulling a gasp from the previously snarky Merc.

"Ga-hah! y-y/n...." Pulling off with a 'pop', you went back down to give small kitten licks to the tip of his cock, earning little shifts of position and pants from Naib.

"Stop....stop teasin' me...." was all he could huff out. You slid the entirety of his length in and out for a quick throat fuck a few times, feeling the tears prick at your eyes. In your own way, you were making him pay for being so snide earlier.  “Screw you, y/n. Have it your way.”

Your torture paid off! 

Naib firmly pushed you back down on your stomach, grasping your hips and pulling you close to his own hips. Letting out a satisfied hum, you felt as Naib quickly align himself with your entrance once more.

Giving you no time to readjust again, he fully sheathed himself inside of you, your insides stretching once again to fit him inside. “Hah....shit, Naib.....” You cursed, grasping tightly onto Naib as he pushed you both down, beginning to thrust wildly in and out of you. Every pounding slammed harder against the entrance of your womb, the suction of your warm, wet insides also providing intense pleasure for Naib. 

“Oh fuck, y/n, you’re...so tight...” Naib panted loudly into your ear. Neither of you were even remotely worried about the other manor residents hearing either of your moans racketing off the walls of the creaky residence.

“G-god...I c-can’t...hold on...” You whimpered pathetically as your dug your fingers into Naib’s scalp a second time. As your begging for more became louder, you felt the knot in your stomach grow larger, tighter, and more overwhelming than you’d ever felt before. You could feel Naib’s hard and precise thrusts growing sloppy, and you knew you were both getting close to climax.

  “y/n....y/n....I’m gonna...” Before his sentence could even be finished, Naib’s thick cock twitched harshly inside you as you felt his hot seed pour into you. The spreading warmth was enough to send you over the edge, your juice quickly spilling out to mix with his own. 

Slowly pulling out, your precious mercenary promptly collapsed on top of you, his head coincidentally landing in between your tits. You sighed hazily, riding off your previous high as you wrapped your arms around his head, and slowly letting your eyes close in exhaustion.

a/n: so sorry if theres any typos/grammar-spellin mistakes. i rushed the end bc i had this cued for FOREVER, enjoy babes <3 

#identity v #idv #idv naib subedar #naib subedar #naib subedar x reader #idv x reader #identity v x reader #mercenary #idv mercenary #identity v mercenary #idv fanfic #identity v fanfic #mercenary x reader #naib x reader lemon #naib subedar smut #naib x reader smut

[allforthecourtt]

the foxes as shit i pulled in 4th year university

well folks... believe it... or not... i... FINISHED MY FUCKIN DEGREE WOO and so it is time for the annual post. (i cannot believe i’ve been doing this shit for 4 years)  this follows my shit i pulled in high school, in first year, in second year, and in third year.  the biggest plot twist to all of this is that i pulled all this shit and still earned an honours degree with distinction and got into an MA next year.  so the real advice is study hard, and fuckin party harder.  if i can do it, so can you.  i love all of u and thank you for always being entertained by my uni hijinks. one last time, here we goooooooo

Matt Boyd: accidentally had a matching tattoo with one of my students (i really wish this was a joke)

Dan Wilds: prof that i TA’d for said that exam rooms have “a negative energy” and i said “I can’t believe you just vibe checked this exam” and then had to spend a full 10 minutes explaining him what a vibe check is while our students were writing their final exam

Kevin Day: got a rejection from a college grad program that i’d applied to.  I emailed them back and told them they were wrong and the next day I received an acceptance.

Alison Reynolds: i was running a crafts station at work on valentines day and this kid goes “do you have a boyfriend?” and i said “no, not right now.” and this kid goes “oh so you’re like alone on valentines day? that sucks” and i’ve never been read harder or faster by a child

Renee Walker: one of my students asked me a very intelligent and deeply philosophical question about the nature of war being the main catalyst for change in history and i answered with an eloquent “shit, dude, that’s like really hard to answer.”

Aaron Minyard: i worked on my birthday and during that shift i told a FULLY adult woman she couldn’t do something and she had the audacity to say “but it’s my birthday!” and before i could stop myself i said “ma’am you cannot imagine how much i don’t care.”

Andrew Minyard: told my landlord that she was committing class warfare when she spelled my name wrong on my rent receipts.  she did not find it funny.

Seth Gordon: had a twitter thread planning for FOUR years only for me not to be able to complete it because of a fuckin pandemic

Nicky Hemmick: referred to the medicalization of masturbation in the victorian era as the “OG no nut november” and my prof made me explain what that is to the class. it was as awful as it sounds.

Bonus Nicky: managed to get half my department on twitter to back me up (aka bully my prof into approving) my request to let me give my paper a joke title and not loose any marks

Coach Wymack: a student sent me an email in response to their grades that just said :(

Neil Josten: managed to survive no matter what life, my degree, and god kept throwing at me.  just try to kill me bitch.  i am simply unwilling to die.

#:'( #the end of an era #gonna miss this stupid tradition #i say as though im not going to do a 'shit i pulled during my MA' #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court

[josephsaturn]

Danganronpa: Trial 5 thoughts

Mukuro Ikusabsa, the 16th student, hiding somewhere in the school, the one they call the Ultimate despair, watch out for her?

But who is Mukuro Ikusabsa, the 16th student, hiding somewhere in the school, the one they call the Ultimate despair, watch out for her?

Why are, when Kyoko delivers the news on Mukuro Ikusabsa, the 16th student, hiding somewhere in the school, the one they call the Ultimate despair, watch out for her, her lips so plump?

Props to Erica Harlacher tho

Oh boy a foreshadowing!

So high he’d fall at terminal velocity, Aoi

Togami has absolutely no self awareness

Huh

Dude why are you sweating

Yay, 5th floor!

5A AND 5B TOO

also quick question: what Japanese high school has like, 5 years? We were already pushing it at 4, but 5??

At that point, the graduating class are all gonna be 20-21

What.

Did I walk in on the mastermind’s secret fetish room or something?

The mastermind has a crush on our bland ahoge boy I guess

Oh wait there’s a C classroom for the 5th floor? What?

Heh. “Raw”

I have been convinced that hope’s peak is an eldritch location

Just how high are these ceilings??

Crazy diamond? Isn’t that the name of Mondo’s gang?

That looks like a corpse plant, actually. They can get pretty big, but that’s just ridiculous

Ah so that’s where the bodies went

Bitch don’t u be talkin about fetishes

I saw 5-A

What the Fuck!!

“Eye for an eye…”

Oh god the blood is red not pink

And it looks recent

The walls aren’t leopard print too

That feels like a lie

They have cherry trees in full bloom?

For what purpose? To get people in the mood?

To flex?

Wait I got a monokoin from looking at the targets? Did my eyes pick it up or something

WHY DO THEY KEEP COMING BACK TO THAT

I swear I’ve heard like 4 times and it’s barely been an hour

Volleyball, really?

You’re not. You’re in a murder mystery visual novel

Thanks…?

Dang, a knife!

That was a weird sprite

Me too, Hiro

Genocide??

That would explain why there were only 15 (16?) students

That’s a big difference between won’t and can’t

It is so glaringly obvious what her talent is she might as well be wearing a sign that says “detective! Detective!”

Hold up how long has Monokuma been there?!

Hee ho gollum reference

Oooh, pretty key

5 TIMES, BAY-BEEEE

Mako likes a girl with drive

It’s okay Kiri you can say u don’t trust Togami

Eeew

Monokuma u nasty

Also the censor box was pretty funny

A secret?

I hope it isn’t what I think it is

2 Monokuma theaters?!

I feel so loved!

I love how toko is just absolutely terrible

Maybe she left to put that second important item to use

(I hung out with Togami, Aoi,

Huh. At least people like me, Togami

Everything about him is ultimate? Even his ego?

You’re a filthy commoner. I’m an heir to a big corporation. We are not the same.

Kenji Jojima?

Awwwww…she likes him!

How cute!

Apparently Aoi has a religious experience every time she eats a donut

Ah dangit the PLOT is back

Does this man really sleep in full uniform?

BITCH TAKE OFF UR JACKET

hun ur not p4 don’t be getting all shadow-self with me rn

A boring world, huh?

I just now realized that Kyoko’s got so many zippers on her uniform like wth

The knife’s GONE?!

OH NO

The gym?

The mastermind stopped puppetting him?

Why?

Break the door down?!

Fapsauce

Object X?

Kuhorpuss? Really Jill?

Whoever that is is wearing heels and acrylic nails. It’s obviously Junko

How do you not see the boots?

THE BOOTS, ASAHINA. THE HEELED BOOTS.

You can prob identify that that’s probably Junko!

Toko goes flying

6TH TIME BAYBEEEEE

Dissin’ Kyoko like that, huh

The data center?!

Woah…

But y tho

Ooh a tv!

Now I can watch my soaps, like Soap (1984)!

a Monokuma door?

What?

Is this the Truman show?

GAH

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

MAKOTO DO NOT IGNORE THAT CREAKING

DONT YOU DARE

this man really used despair 5 times unironically huh

Everyone else: *groaning and shrieking*

Togami: stop talking 😡😡

Oh new investigation theme

THE BOOTS

THE HANDS

HOW ARE YOU ALL THIS DENSE?

Alibi?

That makes sense

AND WHO DID THOSE NAILS BELONG TO, MAKOTO?

7TH TIME LETS GOOOOOOOO

Oh dang she is alive

TRIAL TIME TRIAL TIME TRIAL TIME TRIAL TIME-

Honestly, I agree w togami in this one specific point

Oh great she turned on me

Real smooth Kirigiri

I love how tired Byakuya sounds when he tells Makoto to just get it over with

i’m supposed to cover for her are you kidding me

The trash room?

Huh?

Ok here’s Kyoko

Your purpose, eh?

GUESS WHO WAS RIGHT ABT HER TALENT

THAT SHIT WAS OBVIOUS FROM THE BEGINNING

what

he’s your dad?

Wait there are two ultimate despairs?

See y’all after Trial 6!

#danganronpa trigger happy havoc #danganronpa #makoto naegi #kyoko kirigiri #byakuya togami #aoi asahina #toko fukawa #yasuhiro hagakure

[badmoon--rising]

Code Breaker

HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOO I’m gonna watch the extended version bc I have the dvd >:)

Scott :( 💔

Chris’s reaction hurts. I still think the plot and both Scott and Chris’s character themes would have been realized better if Chris actually liked Scott throughout s1 and wasn’t such a fucking menace

“Just kill me I don’t care anymore” I’m fine.

GOD THE WAY ALLISON’S FALL WAS SHOT IS SO BEAUTIFUL

SCOOOOTTT NOOOOOOOO Q__Q iM SO FUCJING SAD UGHHHHHH.........

Nice compartmentalizing, Stiles

Lmao his trans ass getting The Most offended at Peter’s period joke

CHRIS THROWING THE LAMP IS SO ICONIC I LOVR HIM

I adore how much Chris loves Allison

Nice pride and prejudice hand flex

God Alison’s mom is so fucking scary

Stiles’s agency being taken away motif that is all. It happens so often

Scottttt :’(((( I love you so much ughhhh I want to hug him so bad it’s gonna be okay I promise.....

God the face slamming scene. He just wants to protect Scott......

Stilinski’s motivations in this scene were so weird?? I guess they just wanted to build tension lmao but it made no sense really

Ohhhhhh the extended version of Peter convincing Stiles to help him :((( pain. Peter is like “you’ll help me because it’ll save Scott” and Stiles whips his head towards him and asks “what do you mean?” and his voice is so shaky he loves Scott so much :’((((((

Ok but the Allison username and password joke is funny. I love Scott

The fakest rock in the world

GO SCOTT GOOOOOOOO

Hi Derek :)

Awooooooooo

NOOOO STOP RUNNING ON ALL FOURS I HATE JT

SHDJSKFKDK ITS LOADING the extended version is fun

God...... the hospital scene. It kinda fucks not gonna lie

Peter going “I like you Stiles” and Stiles being like oh my fucking god I hate it here

Jokes on you Peter Stiles loves being by Scott’s side bc who fucking wouldn’t and also he loves him

Stiles always protecting Scott first and foremost, even over Lydia. Ugh. Yeah.

Oh my fucking god I wish they kept the “Peter convinces Stiles” scene I talked about earlier in the actual episode bc Peter says something along the lines of “if the Argents catch him, and they will, they’ll kill him without question” and when Stiles realizes Scott isn’t safe in the hospital it hits him like a ton of bricks and you can see it on his face. Girl help.

NOW ITS SCOTTS TURN TO STAND OMINOUSLY IN THE SHADOWS!!!!!!! RIGHTS!!!!

People keep man handling Stiles. No agency motif

STILES DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL SJDNDKFKFKKD

God that hair ruffle transed my gender in 2014

“You’re not in love Scott you’re 16 years old” Derek is 100% talking about himself and he’s trying to protect Scott from doing what he did

THIS SCENE IS SO FUNNY STILES LYING IMMEDIATELY AND JACKSON CANT LIE FOR SHIT

Derek :( I’m so sorry

No agency motif part 3

God.... Chris’s best friend backstory :(

The VENOM in the way Stiles is like “would you prefer I lock him in a basement and burn the whole house down around him?” Yes.

Aww Scott and Derek leaving the tunnel together. They look kinda like brothers :’)

Scott I adore you so much, he’s so funny in this scene. His exasperated “thank you” whisper sndndkkfkd

God Scott cant believe Allison is doing this I’m in pain

DEREK DRAGGING SCOTT AWAY ;__;

OH FUCK THEY KILLED DEREK OH GOD OH FUCK

OKAY. THE LINE “I did what I was told to do” IN THE MOST VULNERABLE VOICE IVE EVER HEARD COME OUT OF KATE IS SO INTERESTING. GERARD FUCKED UP HER HEAD SO BAD.

Chris I love you

Peter’s just running around and bumping into people lmao

“COME ONNNN”

Oghhhh Allison still cares about Kate so much bb noooo

Bye Kate ✌️

HI SCOTT!!!

HI DEREK!!!!

Oh my god Peter’s fucked up dog face lmao

Stiles drive on the fucking path you idiot

YESSSS PRACTICAL EFECTS PETER

Poetic cinema of him getting burned alive again. Fucked up

Allison you are way too calm

Incredibly this kiss is the most dramatic scene in the episode lmao

OKAY BUT THE CG OF SCOTT DETRANSFORMING IS SO GOOD ACTUALLY

“Why’d you do that” ohhh scottttt :’( I lov u

Okay but Peter did kill Derek’s fucking older sister in cold blood soooooo Derek gets murder rights

Bye penis hale

I’m the alpha now ❤️

YESSS THE DOOR GAG!!!!!!!!!I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!

Stiles you are a fucking idiot I don’t care if the fandom thinks you’re the smartest bitch ever they’re wrong

Ohhh my god in the extended version when they’re over Lydia and they’re gonna check the bite stiles is like “do it” and Scott goes “you do it” and hes like “I cant I’m way too worried” ;__; I love this particular trio a lot, the way Scott and Stiles care about Lydia so much kills me. Stiles can’t even look at her

“What the hell is she” she’s something :)

Hi evil Derek LMAO

God y’all Argents are fucked up beyond belief

Awison... I miss u. I’m glad Scott’s happy....... these two ugh

AAAAND THERE IT IS, SEASON ONE FINISHED!!! 👏👏👏👏 I cant believe I used to hate this season, thank god I have a brain now. It’s genuinely so fun and enjoyable, I love it here 💕💕

#hrwtw #code breaker #1x12 #teen wolf #teen wolf rewatch #teen wolf liveblog #season one you were so good to me ilysm 😚 #code breaker extended version #code breaker extended #trans stiles #trans stiles stilinski #teen wolf season 1 #cw long post #long post #text heavy

[thescarletlibrarian]

are u doing good, I love your enthusiasm and knowledge, it just feels as if alot of your comments on posts are slightly aggressive and I can’t tell if they’re coming from a place of genuine anger or not. No hate! Just checking in

Thanks for checking in and pointing that out, I forget how horrible reading people’s comments on your stuff is.  And it’s very kind of you.

Mostly I just see something scrolling by, it bugs me, I go on a rant that probably reads a LOT worse than it does in my head, and then I’m done.  It’s a lot of venting, and really, thank you for bringing it up, because instead of just commenting directly, I should probably go have my tantrum on my own post and just link to whatever set it off.  Especially since the venting is usually old baggage or unrelated crazy that gets set off.  I’ve always used Tumblr as a dumping ground to take out frustration on something--it started as bitching about red carpet clothes, so it was the most frivolous, unimportant thing, but I could get a good bitch going about it and then go deal with the Real Shit that built up the bitchiness when I felt better.  (Or not deal with it.  But that was the idea, anyway.)

Some of the “state of academia” type responses are genuine anger at an increasingly screwed-up situation that dominates my life and career...plans?  We’ll call them plans, like anything is an actual “plan” right now.  And a lot of that shit is Behind the Curtain of academia that most people never see.  I know what I knew and thought I knew before getting back here and seeing it, I know what non-academic friends and family think it is, and I’m kind of yanking on the curtain trying to make some of it more visible--especially because I keep seeing articles on “this is what’s going on in higher ed and how it should be fixed” and “this is how grad school is happening now and why that’s [any adjective you want]” circulating The Internet, and it’s like, bitch, please.  You’re not from around here, go opine at somebody else.

The 17th c. vs. medieval one I tapped out on my phone in righteous indignation and hit post without ever rereading it, and I let the full run-on sentence ADHD brain just GOOOOOOOO, which comes out looking insane and worked up and probably jumping around screaming or something, or just straight-up manic.  It IS a bit manic, I’m just trying to spew the manic somewhere it’s okay to make/be a mess.  

THAT being said, that one triggered the manic because there’s been so much “medieval” factoid and “things you didn’t know” and shit floating around what with the coronamolecule, much of it shitty misinformation directly or indirectly supporting stereotypes of medieval Europe that are straight up wrong, and it’s one of those personal DON”T GET ME STARTEDs that all the bad shit about the middle ages people focus on really does come from the goddamn 17th c., aka The Worst Century Ever.  Studying/teaching medieval stuff (is weird, I know, it’s fine, it’s my weird and I’m okay with it) you get some weird responses and assumptions from people.  Who often try to modernsplain things to you historians chucked out forty years ago and are thinking about very differently now, that you know about in detail because this is your life and you’ve published on this shit.  God, is that annoying, and all the stuff going around with plague and some of The Old Guard fandom ends up seeming like the entire damn internet is doing it.  And obviously this shit is important to me, I think it’s important to try and understand as much as we can about historical events and people and stuff because it defines the context of...everything, while keeping in mind that any understanding is an interpretation of what we see, a model, not The Past itself.  Really, really important.  Some people flip their shit over representations of the US Civil War, I flip my shit about people assuming the 14th c. Black Death was The One True Plague, for one thing, or that there’s been some intellectual war between Faith and Science for Time Immemorial when...no?  I’m not exactly sure when somebody came up with that one, I’m guessing 19th c. because a) 19th c ruins everything and b) that’s when the exceptionalization and cultifying of “science” as a Superior Form of Knowledge got rolling and the modern definitions of “science” gelled.  That narrative is part of the context of how contemporary people see the world, think about it, and act in it.  Yeah, it might seem like a big jump from “Age of Reason my ass” to refusing to wear masks or “believe in” vaccines and so on as political statements.  It is a big jump, because there’s a whole hell of a lot of little jumps in between.  But that’s why history--not only “what happened” but how “what happened” is represented, interpreted, and respond to--is relevant to everything.  And that idea is also really important to me, and I consider it one of my main jobs as a teacher to try and get that across and help students see and contextualize their world differently--even just a little bit without really thinking about it.  Which is why I think/talk about it a LOT.

TL;DR--thank you for being concerned, I really am losing my shit about things in a way that suggests something needs to be addressed.  I’m stressed out AF right now (more than usual...), some of that I can’t do anything about, but if the internet is setting me off like this, we probably need to take a break and see other people for a while.  I’m a bit too off-kilter for my liking, but I’m not falling over yet, though--again, it is very, very perceptive and kind of you to notice and check in on a stranger.  Please give yourself a gold star for today.  

Seriously, though, fuck the 17th c.

[raiswriting]

muse

request: art major!reader w law major!doyoung pls :cc bullet note format if u can!!!

a/n: he’s a year older than you but it doesn’t matter that much

warning: a few swear words oopsie

genre: fluffy college!au

pairing: doyoung x reader

summary: ummm basically just how you and doyoung meet and get to know each other

word count: 5.1k (oops)

lets GOOOOOOOO

okay so basically college has been a JOURNEY

people ALWAYS had some shit to say as soon as they found out you were an art major

it was usually “what are you going to do with that” “do you know how unsteady that career path is”

liKE I GET IT

do they really think they’re telling you something new????

oh I’m sorry your majoring in business Susan™ and you decide to throw away your passions just because some high school counselor told you that you wouldn’t be able to support yourself but IM going to make my passion a career

lol sorry I have a lot of feelings

now onto how you met your mans doyoung

your freshman and sophomore years, you had only seen him in passing

tbh you barely recognized him when you saw him more than once

you knew him as “that one dude that i always see in the dining hall wearing suits”

then junior year you got a job at the convenience store on campus (lets get this BREAD)

pls tell me it isn’t some weird niche thing that only my school has

aNyWHO he started coming in around 2 am right before closing

and ALWAYS picked up 3 coffees all of which had double shots of espresso

this happened about 2 or 3 times a week

(which is very unhealthy guys gals and nonbinary pals pls try to drink cold water instead, it helps wake me up or green tea)

so despite seeing him so often at work, he began to appear less and less everywhere else

were you lowkey kinda sad about it???

mAYhaPS

that was until winter quarter started

you needed an elective class, SO you figured ‘eh why not take philosophy’ you had heard around that the professor is really chill and overall the class wasn’t supposed to be that bad

WELL GUESS AGAIN

 because that really nice professor that everyone loved isn’t the one teaching the class this quarter

but hey you figured let’s go into this with an open mind and hope for the best

well on day one of this class (which is a 9 am by the way) guess who struts through the door

mister “that one guy i’d always see wearing a suit” who became mister “that one dude who always buys too much coffee at 3 am”

the man… the myth…… the legend………….MISTER KIM DOYOUNG

yep and ya boi decided to sit 2 seats down from you, it was too far to say hi or anything (esp bc you had never really spoken to him before) but like he was also just close enough for it to be awkward

so class went by normally you found out that the new professor wasn’t THAT bad but there was definitely gonna be a lot of work involved

so yeah life carries on as normal

you still see him all the time at the convenience store

one night it had been a particularly rough shift

your alarm didn’t go off, so you were running late, it had started to rain on your walk to work, and when you finally got there your manager apparently had someone piss in his cheerios because he had S U C H an attitude because you were

 TWO

MINUTES

LATE

you were sat behind the counter after what felt like hours of sweeping and mopping the floors

that’s when he walked in

you didn’t even lift your head to greet him as “hi, welcome” crawled itself out of your mouth

you did however notice when he sat his 3 cans of coffee in front of you

“hey your y/n right?”

 “that’s what it says on my nametag”

“haha yeah it does. i think i have you in my philosophy class”

when you finally met his eyes, you felt a little bad

you had kinda been giving him the cold shoulder for something that wasn’t his fault

 you gave him a little smile

“yeah i am. doyoung right?”

he nodded slightly

the air was a little awkward and silent as you scanned his coffees

as you handed him the receipt he asked “hey do you maybe want to study together sometime. i mean our test is in like two weeks and it’s a quarter of our grade so like if you were free we could hang out and get some work done?”

dUDE you froze

here he was standing right in front of you; messy hair, sweatpants, a sweatshirt repping your school logo and looking very nervous (but very attractive lmao)

i guess your reply took a little too long because he quickly started to back peddle

“i mean if you prefer to study alone that’s cool. i just always see you during lecture and you look like you understand the material and sometimes i get a little lost in terminology but if you don’t want to that’s fine too.”

you quickly snapped out of your haze

 “no, no. i would love to study with you. here let me give you my number so we can meet up. most of my classes are in the morning so any time after like noon should be fine.”

 you grabbed his receipt back and quickly scribbled your number on it before handing it back

“just text me when you want to get together”

 okay honestly you had never been one to give out your phone number just like that and you didn’t really like studying with people

but something about him made it so hard to say no

you just had this urge to get to know him

so when he texted you a few days later asking if you were free to study that night

of course you said yes

and it went pretty smoothly

he has a much better understanding of the material than he let on at first

he even ended up helping you understand a few things

you got together w few times over the next couple of weeks

each time you met you got to know each other more and more

yall quickly became friends

well yall became friends after the first night studying because lets be real it was awKWARD

like neither of you felt particularly comfortable yet because this was the first time you had actually hung out with each other despite knowing of each other’s existence for two years

oh yeah that’s something you found out after getting to know one another

 he had always seen you around campus and wanted to get to know you but never did because he thought it’d freak you out having a random stranger coming up to you like

‘hey I know you don’t know me but I see you all the time. let’s be friends.’

which isn’t THAT crazy but to each their own

okay but let’s jump to the time 2 days before your exam

you guys agreed to meet up at the library and the plan was to study for A WHILE just to make sure you were prepared ya know?

so like you get there and he was already sitting in a room waiting

 when you open the door he gets up to hug you

which he hasn’t ever done before

and like tbh he was really warm and smelled really nice like it his cologne wasn’t too strong, and it smelt sweet but also very inviting which isn’t really a scent but like do you get me? and he gave a really tight hug like the type that you didn’t want to let go of it felt as though you could stay there forever (this is also where you lowkey start having feelings for him but shhh because you don’t realize it yet)

so back the point

obvi you start studying and besides the hug nothing was really that different

you got through the material, quizzed each other, talked a bit

ya know the usual

time flew by and the next thing you know it’s 12:30 am and the library would be closing at 1 so you decide to wrap it up

“alright doyoung i’ll see you in class. get some rest before the test okay?”

 “yeah yeah i will” he rolled his eyes a little bit

 “seriously dude. i know you. go straight to sleep when you get back to your place”

he worried you sometimes. He really wanted to do well and the applications for law school were opening up soon, so he’s been kinda stressed no matter how much he tried to hide it and this test coming up isn’t helping

“i will. i promise.”

he walked you out of the library and you two would usually part ways and walk alone to your apartments

before you could turn and say goodbye doyoung was already speaking

“hey it’s a lot darker out here than usual”

you looked up at the pitch-black sky

“yeah I guess it is, oh well at least I have my pep-“

 “what? you have your pepper spray right?”

“no i forgot that i let my roommate borrow it. she’s going to a sorority thing and won’t be back until like 3 or 4. it’s fine though my apartment is only like a 10-minute walk. goodnight do”

“wait y/n. i’ll walk you back. it’s way too late and too dark for you to go home”

“no i couldn’t ask you to do that. you’re law and society class is at 8 am tomorrow so you need to get some sleep.”

 “well i won’t be able to sleep anyway if I’m staying up worried about you. so lead the way.”

despite the cold fall air, your face felt hot

like you know that it’s normal for friends to be worried about each other but that didn’t make doyoung saying it any less charming

the walk back was nerve wracking

you guys normally don’t hang out outside of the context of studying

so like this was weird, nice but weird

and once you go to your door there was a cast of silence

doyoung was just looking at you

normally it would make you kinda uncomfy/insecure but right now you were calm

there was something about looking into his eyes

the brown was so warm and inviting

after a few seconds of the comfortable silence, he finally looked away

and I awkwardly cleared my throat “thank you for walking me home doyoung”

 “of course, i’m just gald to know you got here safely”

“so um, i was gonna wish you luck just in case we don’t see each other before the test but i mean judging from our study session you won’t need it though.”

he giggled and i swear someone could have mopped up your heart because it was in a puddle on the floor

“shut up y/n. thank you though. i always appreciate your kind words. do you want to meet for lunch after the exam? i usually have a lab afterwards but it got cancelled so if you’re free we should meet up.” asjdjjklcbclkNCKDLSNCOS

“yeah i am free. i guess i’ll see you then.”

 he took a few steps back “yeah i guess you will. goodnight y/n”

“goodnight doyoung. actually get some sleep tonight, yeah?”

you could see his shoulders shake with laughter as he walked down the steps

to say you were smitten would be an UNDERSTATEMENT

the smile that showed up didn’t leave even after you fell asleep

when you get to class on that friday morning, doyoung is already sitting in his usual seat

the bags that usually take their place beneath his eyes are barely visible today

hopefully he took your advice and actually went to sleep

after the test you both got some burgers for lunch and just talked it had nothing to do with the test which was nice

i guess y’all make a great pair because once the scores came out, both of you got A’s

after that studying together became a routine

every tuesday, thursday and saturday leading up to the next test,  you guys would review or sometimes just hang out

it was a mutual decision to help each other study

even if you didn’t share the class, one would be there to quiz and make sure the other focused (most of the time it worked, other times you’d be the reason they got distracted and vice versa)

the two of you would go out for lunch on those days instead

as the quarter drew to a close and the break got nearer and nearer as did finals week

you and doyoung tried to keep up with your study schedule but it was getting harder

you had artwork due

you were particularly stressed over a sculpture that was assigned

your teacher gave you those choice of clay or marbleas a medium and clearly you chose clay

you were going to do marble but then you remembered the other 3 tests you need to prepare for and a portfolio that had to fit the theme of mythology

so basically you had a lot of art to produce and NO INSPIRATION like none, zero, zip, zilch, nada

you sat in the room you had reserved in the arts building

a pile of clay sat atop a slab of rock, a blank page of a sketchbook sat next to that

scrolling through pinterest had stopped working long ago and at this point you were losing hope

ring, ring, ring

doyoung’s name popped up on your screen

it was odd because you two usually texted for everything

“hey, do what’s up?”

“hi y/n i was just wondering if you wanted to grab some fro-yo. i just got out of another test and could use some company”

“ahh, doyoung i’m sorry but i’m stuck doing work. do you remember that mythology sculpture i told you about? well, it’s due next Wednesday and i haven’t even started on it yet”

his voice sounded so concerned “is everything okay? how are you doing?”

“i’m doing okay, just tired. i’ve been trying so hard but can’t find any inspiration” you sighed into the phone, looking out the window of your room

“what room are you in?”

“room 247 in building B. why?”

“just sit tight.”

the call ended before you could ask any more questions

okay when i tell yall it was less than five minutes and he was walking through the door just know that what i really mean is he rAN FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF CAMPUS TO COME COMFORT YOU

so yeah, he got there huffin and puffin, ready to blow your house down (with love)

“doyoung, what are you doing here?”

“well you were upset.” his tone was so matter-of-fact, and his eyes were so wide and innocent

honestly he looked so cute but like you were still very confused

what was he doing there?????

yeah you were upset but you also didn’t want to worry him

he casually walked over to a seat beside a window and pulled something out of his backpack

as he got closer and reached his hand out for you to take it, you noticed it was a sandwich

“it’s ham and cheese. light mayo, no lettuce or tomato”

when your eyes looked up at him he wouldn’t make eye contact

“you said this is the only way you take your sandwiches”

yALL 

you only told him this once in passing because he was eating a sandwich with mayo

but pls tell you are putting the pieces together

he stopped to get you food and made it across campus in 5 minutes

the walk alONE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN 10 MINUTES

HE STOPPED AND GOT YOU FOOD TO MAKE SURE YOU WEREN’T SKIPPING ANY MEALS

MARRY THID MANFSJDLFG

alrighty anywho

obviously you took the sandwich and spent 5 minutes thanking him for getting it for you

he sat back down in his seat near the window as you guys chatted for a bit

the conversation slowed slightly and you were able to just look at him

the light was bouncing off his face perfectly

his eyes looked like freshly brewed coffee. they were warm and inviting

his smile somehow managed to outshine the light pouring in

there he was

in all of his glory

your muse

your inspiration

his expression shifted to one of confusion

“y/n, why are you looking at me like that”

he could be your subject for not only the sculpture but also the portfolio as well

“okay this may be an odd favor and you can feel free to say no”

your leg couldn’t stop bouncing up and down and you thought your hands might catch a cramp from all the wringing they were doing

“don’t be silly. what is it?”

“well, i was thinking maybe you could be the model for my sculpture.”

 “of course i will but i thought it was supposed to be about mythology and i’m no greek god”

he chuckled a little bit

“shut up do. are you kidding me? your shoulders are like a mile wide. you have a great jawline and that smile? you’d have all the mortal girls falling for you i mean i did. that sounds like god-material to me”

he threw his head back laughing

mostly to hide the huge blush creeping up his cheeks

“okay, okay. i’ll pose for you. what do i have to do?”

“just sit still so that i can take some measurements of your face and then i’ll take some photos for reference afterwards.”

doyoung did as he was told for the most part

he sat there patiently

he kept peeking at your sketchbook as you laid out the rough ideas for a few of your other pieces

tbh you hadn’t even noticed

you were in the ZONE, you hadn’t been this inspired in a while and you wanted to take full advantage of it

you also hadn’t noticed the ,,,, um,,,, lack of space,,,,,, between the two of you

well doyoung had, to say the least

he sat there desperately hoping and praying that you wouldn’t notice how sharply he would breathe in everytime your hands touched his face to move its position

or that you couldn’t notice how much his hands were shaking and how he was constantly wiping them on his pants because they were very sweaty

finally, you had all the information you needed

as you stepped back and over to your chair in front of the clay, doyoung could finally breath

“doyoung, do you have any other classes today? i don’t want to keep you here if you have plans. you can go i can work off of the reference pictures”

he very vigorously shook his head

“no no, i’m free for the day.”

“okay. you should probably go get something to eat while get this started. this will probably be a long process.”

“yeah sure. do you want me to grab you anything while I’m gone?”

“nope i’m good. i already had the sandwich you brought me.”

“okay then i’ll be right back”

after he left it easy to feel the emptiness of the room

even though you were enveloped in your work it was still noticeable

the absence of his presence was palpable

the lack of it was almost suffocating

while you were worked on getting the basic shape and structure you found yourself unsettled

unable to get back into the ‘zone’ you found yourself in before

still, you pushed through the weird shift in the air, but it wasn’t long before doyoung came back with a bag of food

“hey doyoung.”

he glanced over at your pile of clay

“whoa. you made a lot of progress. okay i know you said that you didn’t want anything to eat but i brought burgers and some chips and stuff just in case.

“doyoung, you really didn’t have to. i would have been fine.”

he rolled his eyes but didn’t reply. he simply sat back in his chair and ate some of the fries that came with his burger

the hours seemed to fly by once doyoung returned

it also helped that you played music on the speaker that you brought

before you knew it, it was 5 pm and the sun was setting

you leaned back from your chair to stretch before standing and taking a good look at the sculpture

after about 4 hours of work, you were almost done

of course there were still things that needed to be touched up, like the hair and the eyes

you had decided on a pose of doyoung looking up and off into the distance

you turned and washed your hands in the sink at the back of the room

“here’s your burger if you want it. it might be a little cold, but it doesn’t have any mustard, lettuce, tomato, or pickle. that’s how you like it right?”

YALL HE DID IT AGAIN

HE REALLY JUST OUT HERE BEIN A WHOLE SWEETHEART

“yeah, how’d you know?”

“remember we met up for dinner before a study session a few weeks ago? that’s how you ordered your burger and you told me about how dill pickles were the bane of your existence”

 “which they are” you chuckled “but i can’t believe you remembered that”

“of course, i did. i remember everything you tell me”

your heart melted for like the fiFTH TIME TODAY

you smiled and blushed before grabbing the wrapped burger from his hands

you guys sat and ate in comfortable silence

once you had finished you turned to him

“if you’re ready to leave you can. i just have a few things to add but it’ll be okay if you aren’t here. i’m just about out of daylight anyway.”

he playfully cocked his head to the side and crossed his arms

“y/n. i have a feeling you’re trying to get rid of me”

“maybe i am doyoung. whatcha gonna do about it?”

“cry.”

you both busted up laughing

once you had calmed down you looked at him

“seriously do. if you wanna go study or sleep or something go ahead”

he stood up and began to walk closer to you

“oh stop that. y/n it isn’t a burden for me to stay here with you. i’m honored that you would choose me to be the subject of your work and i love spending my time with you”

at this point he was standing right in front of you. looking down into your eyes.

there was no hiding the redness flushing your skin

after a few moments of silence, you looked back down at your hands

he speaks again as if you two hadn’t spent the past minute just staring into each other’s eyes

“so what next? are you gonna keep sculpting me or are you gonna draw and paint a bit?”

“ummm ,,, i kinda want to just finish the sculpture so that i don’t have to worry about it ya know?”

“yeah. where is the light switch?”

“right by the corner near the door”

as he flipped on the switch and light once again flooded the room

you were able to get a good look at the sculpture

despite it not being finished, you were still incredibly happy and proud of it

you sat back down in front of it ready to finish the work

it only took another hour or two to finish once you really got back into it

you spent the bulk of the time adding in all the little details

and you also decided last minute to add a wreath atop his head and the top of a toga

you took a final step back before sighing in relief

you were finished

you almost wanted to cry

while you were staring at the piece doyoung got up to stand behind you and look at it as well

“wow y/n. it’s beautiful.”

“well it’s you so i hope it is.”

LOOK AT YOU. BEING BOLD. OKAAYYYY

before he could say anything else, you walked back to the sink and while washing your hands, asked his help to put it in another room to dry for a few days before it goes into the kiln

“it’ll take a while to dry so i’m going to leave it here and head to bed”

“okay well i can walk you back to your apartment”

“alrighty”

okay so you grabbed all your stuff (with his help because doyoung is too nice to just walk beside you as you try carry 4 different bags filled with art supplies)

the walk back was kind of uneventful

you invited him in to drop all your things off before he headed out, not until you thanked him for spending the day with you and being your subject

okay so 2 weeks pass

you and doyoung meet up a few times because you need him to model a few poses for your portfolio

but FINALLY you finished your portfolio and sculpture and turned it all in

since then you have been relaxing, getting ready for winter break

well “relaxing” is a loose term

tbh you had been kinda stressed over the scores you were going to get on the artwork

and today, the day before the quarter ends, your professor would be handing back your portfolio & sculpture with a score

you decided to text doyoung after getting dismissed from class

y/n: “hey i get the score for my art project back today. do you want to meet up and we can find out together?”

doyoung: “oh my gosh yes. but are you sure you want me to be there?”

y/n: “of course do. you were such a big part of this, i couldn’t leave you out of it. besides you haven’t seen the finished portfolio”

doyoung: “okay. same art room as last time?”

y/n: “yep. i’ll see you in 20”

you were nervous. as you waited in the room, your legs couldn’t stay still so you decided to pace in hopes of calming yourself down

or at least having something to do

when he walked into the room, your eyes met

there was no hiding the frantic look in them either

“hey y/n. do you have it?”

you pulled a card from inside the front of your portfolio and set it down on the table

doyoung’s voice was soft and calming as he walked up to you

“can i look at it?”

he picked up the large folder

in a large gold print:

PROMETHEUS, he dies everyday but wouldn’t wish for any other way to spend eternity

“you chose me to represent Prometheus? what’s his story”

you began to recount the tale as doyoung slowly flipped through pages of your artwork

·         “well he was the youngest of the titans, which were the creators of greek gods. it was said that he was also the kindest. when he looked upon the earth and saw how the humans were struggling, Prometheus felt pity and decided to give them a gift. he gave them a divine secret of the gods. he gave them fire. he did this despite knowing that Zeus would punish him if he found out. which he did. the other titans and gods were furious, so they tied him to a rock near the sea. every day an eagle would come and rip out prometheus’ liver and he would die. every night it would grow back bringing him back to life. this torturous routine goes on every day and night and according to the myth it continues until this day, as it will forever.”

as you finished the story doyoung closed the folder

all he said was “wow”

it made you nervous. “so ,,,,, do you like it?”

“y/n. this is beyond words. this is amazing. and you chose me?”

“well yeah i mean. you two just seemed to fit each other. you are the kindest person i know. you’re very generous too. so really it wouldn’t have worked if i had chosen anyone else or any other myth.”

he said nothing. just set down your work and hugged you.

you embraced each other. sharing this moment.

“y/n no matter the score on the other side of that car, just know that your work is beyond incredible. not just because it’s of me”

you both laughed before he continued

“seriously. you are an amazing artist. your art moves people. it makes me feel emotions that i haven’t felt in a while. it takes me on a journey.”

he pulled back and gave you one last smile before grabbing the card off of the table

“on 3”

“….1”

“….2”

“….3!”

a 97 was written in bright red marker

“oh my gosh y/n”

you two jumped back into each other’s arms

the smile on your face was ear to ear. there was no way it was going to fade any time soon

“I knew you could do it.”

“not without you i couldn’t have,” you say leaning back slightly, your arms still around his neck

he rolls his eyes at you

“seriously doyoung. if you hadn’t come by that day i don’t know what i would have done. you were my muse”

his arms were wrapped tightly around your waist

your eyes would have met if his weren’t staring at your lips right now

“y/n.” he whispered

“doyoung?”

“can i kiss you?”

“absolutely”

FUCKING FINALLY

ahem sorry I got a little excited for you

it was great. what can i say

it was everything you expected to be

before you thought that the whole “fireworks” thing was just movies overexaggerating

 but NOW you can attest to that

the kiss with doyoung had so much built up tension and caring and passion and just wowza

when you finally pulled apart

both of you were slightly out of breath

doyoung still had this cute, dumb smile plastered on his face

he gave you a few more pecks

which of course made you have a big dumb smile plastered on your face

you actually pulled apart and out of his arms this time and took a look at the score card

beneath your score the professor left a little note

“i hope you don’t mind but i emailed the art gallery about your work. they have a small exhibition open if you’d like to showcase your art. here’s the email: ­­­­­­_______. please consider it. you have serious talent.”

“an art gallery doyoung. an exhibition in an art gallery.”

tears fell down your face

this was an amazing opportunity

a dream came true

“i can come over tonight and we can email them.”

you just nodded your head

tbh you were still in shock

this was a huge opportunity

“so y/n. i know there is a lot going on right now but I can’t wait. will you be my girl/boy-friend?

“doyoung of course. can you help me take this stuff back to my apartment then if you want we can go grab something to eat?”

he nodded happily and grabbed the sculpture

THE END

goodness gracious that took a while

I hope you enjoyed reading this 5 thousand-word trainwreck

I know some of the stuff about creating sculptures isn’t accurate, but I need to make it work with the timeline I had in my head

I hope it didn’t bother anyone too much

but yeah

thanks for reading

also I didn’t proofread this so hopefully there aren’t many mistakes

if there are just message me and I’ll fix them

also also here’s a sequel type thing that doesn’t have to be seen as a sequel umm it isn’t as good as this one but here ya go

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[aurantia-ignis]

Track 05: Confused Heart

Tales of Graces Anthology Drama CD Summer 2012 (Rough translation)

(Listen)

Sophie: We reached the Enclave in a heartbeat.

Asbel: Somehow... we made it here alive.

Richard: What kind of facility is this?

Asbel: There's quite a crowd here. Is it some kind of festival?

Sophie: Dalen's gone inside there.

Asbel: Let's go!

Richard: Right! Sophie: Okay!

---

Malen: T-thank you.

Pascal: What do you think, Captain?

Malik: Not bad. She's quite pretty, too. Got the makings of an actress.

Hubert: You can't be thinking of letting her pass!

Malik: Hey, you're making it sound like you don't want her to succeed.

Pascal: Why are you saying such mean things?

Hubert: N-no, it's just...

Malik: You just don't want a certain someone to get the wrong idea, hmm?

Hubert: H-huuuuuuuh??? Save the ridiculous sleep talk for when you're sleeping!

Asbel: What... what's this?

Sophie: Cheria and Hubert! Pascal and the Captain are there too!

Richard: What on earth is everyone doing here?

Pascal: Okayyyy, next!

Dalen: Ahem!!

Richard: Dalen! Asbel: Duke Dalen?!

Dalen: I've come from the kingdom of Windol. My name is Dalen. Today, I intend to stand on the stage that I have been dreaming of through these long...

Pascal: Ah, you can leave out the detailed greetings.

Dalen: Is that so? Well then!! No sound of thy whip, hissing and shifting... To cross to yonder Barona... In the light of dawn, with the wind surround... Valkines Cryas... (based on a piece of Japanese poem)

Malik: To think that Duke Dalen recites poetry as a hobby. What a surprise.

Dalen: If I hadn't been born to a warrior's family,  I'd have liked to become a man of theatre, making use of these proud vocal cords. Now that Windol has regained its peace, although it's a little too late, I thought about chasing the dream I had in my tender youthful years...

Richard: It's not too late, Dalen.

Dalen: Your Majesty! What are you doing in such a place?

Richard: I've been wondering for a while now, what you were hiding from me. I didn't think you'd be sticking your head into something like this.

Dalen: My apologies. Since I've become Your Majesty's right hand, you've been working even on my behalf, and I thought perhaps I would have a bit more free time.

Richard: I'm not blaming you, Dalen. Why didn't you tell me about something so interesting earlier?

Dalen: Your Majesty!

Richard: Malik, Pascal! Is it all right if I join you here?

Asbel: Hey, Richard! You what?

Hubert: Cousin Raymond?!

Cheria: Barry too?!

Raymond: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh heeeeeelp!!!

Barry: We can't stooooooooop!!

Sophie: Asbel!

Asbel: Raymond! Barry! Hang on! Demon Fang!!

Sophie: Dragon Dash!

Raymond/Barry: We... we're saved!!

Pascal: Sophie!! You've come for the audition too?

Sophie: Au... dition?

Asbel: What exactly is going on here?

Cheria: Actually... blah blah... blah blah...

---

Asbel: I see. You're helping with the Fendel Theatrical Troupe. Sounds like you've got your noses in a troublesome grind again.

Malik: What's with that? You're gonna help us too.

Asbel: Me too!? Mm... But I don't really have any experience with plays...

Richard: That's fine, isn't it? Even without any experience, there could be some amazing talent sleeping within you.

Dalen: Lord Asbel, you should try a taste of everything while you are still young!

Asbel: E...even if you say that...

Raymond: If you're so reluctant to do it, don't bother!!

Asbel: R-Raymond?

Raymond: Those without skill, and those with no passion, have no right to stand upon the sacred ground that is our stage!

Hubert: You're filled with overwhelming passion.

Raymond: But of course! For the sake of this production, I've travelled far from Strahta.

Malik: You could probably have done that in Strahta. After all, you have the funds for it personally.

Barry: I told him that too, but he wouldn't listen.

Raymond: My talent has to be recognized in places beyond my hometown. Against the backdrop of the world, people will burn into their eyes the moment when a huge star is born! Now, Barry! You've prepared the guitar?

Barry: Why am I being dragged into this...?

Raymond: Ready, go! Sorry to keep you waiting! This melody~~ Happy, refreshing, refre-oh-so-shing!! Raymon and!

Barry: Barry's...

Raymond: Break, heartbreak! Laugh and let it fly...

Barry/Raymond: And be forgotten!

Raymond: My my, Mr Barry. Have you any thoughts of what kind of confession you'd like to have?

Barry: Well, I suppose... It'd be best if I could do it romantically.

Raymond: If it's romantic you wish, what about a night in the Great Strahtan Desert? Unlike the devastating day time, the night is shingling cold, and as you gaze up at the shining stars... Looking at those stars, you say...

Barry: I can see so many stars, tomorrow's going to be fine weather. Ouch!!!

Raymond: You idiot! You're not the blockhead lord, so stop saying such ordinary stuff!!

Hubert: ...Cousin Raymond...

Raymond: You should be saying 'Cheria! Your beauty shines brighter than any star' there!!"

Barry: I mean, whatever, but you're... not giving up at all, huh?

Raymond: The words 'giving up' are not in my dictionary! Anyway, stop saying stuff that isn't in the script! Do it like we arranged!

Barry: I-if I follow that according to the script, it's just filled with me getting hit by your paper fan! In any case, you're so persistent! Cheria this, Cheria that. She rejected you clearly, didn't she?

Raymond: Whaaaaaaaat!? You're no better, thinking of Cheria as you sing to your own accompaniment in the middle of the night!

Barry: H-how did you know that? Wait, no, I don't do that! That's just... practice for our regional promotions!

Raymond: Sneaking around sullenly like that is even more disgusting. If you're gonna open your heart with love, you have to be bold! Bold and honest! Right, Cheria?

Cheria: Please, just stop.

Raymond/Barry: Noooooooooooooo!!

Pascal: Riiiiiiight. Okay, okay, thank you. Let's have the next person!

Richard: It is my turn.

Asbel: Richard!?

Richard: Still...? After all this, we still don't have enough...? Do we still... need more power? At this rate, I might hurt Asbel and Sophie... No... they haven't betrayed me... They're my... friends.... Friends... Urrrrrrrrrrgghhh!!

Malik: What... what powerful acting!

Dalen: I... I feel the kingliness of you, Your Majesty!

Richard: Well, something like that.

Sophie: Richard, you're so cool!

Asbel: You're amazing.

Richard: This much is easy enough.

Malik: With this, he's definitely snagged the leading role.

Pascal: So the question is who will play the heroine, then. It's a pain, but I guess I'll just have to do it.

Hubert: Huh, you're going to be the heroine?

Pascal: Being heroine is a huge burden. As an organizer I can't just leave it to other people to handle.

Hubert: That means... King Richard and Pascal will be playing the lead role and the heroine. Depending on the context of the plot, maybe... they would...!

Hubert: P-please let me audition too!

Malik: Whoa, what's with this all of a sudden?

Hubert: I... I have to take some responsibility for what I did earlier.

Cheria: ...He's so easy to understand.

Malik: Right?

Asbel: Hubert... Can you actually act?

Hubert: To be honest, I don't know much about acting... but if it's something like the Sunscreen Rangers...!

Asbel: Huh? Sun??

Hubert: We'll be preying upon dead fish! Bam! Bam! Bababam!! Beach Brigade, Sunscreen Ranger Red!!

Asbel: Red...

Cheria: He should be blue, right...?

Sophie: Yes. Hubert is blue.

Richard: He's blue.

(aoi means blue, but also refers to newbies lacking in experience)

Malik: In many ways, he's blue.

Hubert: Ughh...

Pascal: That's so niceee! So fun!! Let's all do it! Sophie, Cheria, come here!

Cheria: Eh??

Sophie: Okay!!

Pascal: Let's go! We'll be preying!

Cheria: U-upon dead fish!

Sophie: Bam! Bam! Bababam!!

Pascal/Cheria/Sophie: Beach Brigade, Sunscreen Rangers!!

Pascal: Yellow!

Cheria: P-pink!

Sophie: U-um...

Pascal: It's violet!

Sophie: Violet!

Pascal: Goooooooo!!

Pascal/Cheria/Sophie: Boooooooooom!!!

Pascal: Did we get a liiittle too enthusiastic on that?

Hubert: That's not just a LITTLE!

Pascal: I've always wanted to do that! Sunscreen Rangers are so cool!

Hubert: You think so!?

Pascal: Of course! Bam! Bam! Bababam!! That's the coolest part!

Hubert: Not like that! This way! Bam! Bam! Bababam!!

Pascal/Hubert: Bam! Bam! Bababam!!

Malen: I've never seen that expression on Hubert's face. I thought I'd already moved on but... It's strange. I'm a little jealous.

Cheria: Malen, it's not weird at all. I understand your feelings. A maiden's heart is complicated, after all.

Malen: Cheria...

Malik: All right! Any more applicants? Don't tell me that's all we got!

Asbel: Won't you be acting yourself, Captain?

Malik: I've got my hands full as the director. So I'd rather not.

Sophie: Director.

Malik: Yes? What is it?

Sophie: I'll apply too!

Asbel: Sophie?! Not you too...

Sophie: But I don't know what I should do...

Richard: Then, how about you read this book?

Sophie: Ah, okay.

Richard: Cheria, will you assist Sophie?

Cheria: Hm? Ah, all right.

Sophie: Oh no. I can't read this...

Cheria: I'll read the difficult parts. Sophie, you read the speech parts here.

Sophie: Okay.

Cheria: The old man set out on a journey with the little girl called the Apple Princess. While they travelled, many weakened fairies came to the Apple Princess to ask for help.

Sophie: For the sake of everyone's happiness.. I will give you these apple petals!

Cheria: The Apple Princess gave out the petals that had been on her hairpin to all the fairies. But once she did that, the Apple Princess became weak herself.

Sophie: I... can't see anything... I can't... hear anything... But I am very happy. I wonder why? Grandfather...

Cheria: The Apple Princess glowed, and her body was absorbed into the flower field. And then! The flowers in the field that had wilted from the winter wind began to blossom with vigor. The wilted tree suddenly began to sprout leaf after leaf of emerald green.

Sophie: This is where I wanted to be. I'm the guardian of this tree!

Cheria: And from then on, the tall tree in the flower field grew ruby red apples just as adorable and beautiful as the Apple Princess.

Sophie: The end.

Asbel: Sophie...

Richard: That was beautiful, Sophie.

Pascal: Amazing, Sophie! I was touched!

Sophie: R-really?

Cheria: You were very good, Sophie!

Asbel: Yeah! That was awfully impressive!

Malik: To think there was such outstanding talent hidden in our midst.

Hubert: I agree.

Sophie: Asbel, won't you try it too? Let's all do it together!

Richard: That's right, Asbel. Of our friendship trio, you're the only one who hasn't auditioned. It feels a little sad.

Asbel: But I... have no confidence.

Cheria: You can do it, Asbel!

Asbel: Oh well. I'm just gonna try the audition, that's all!

Sophie: Yay!

Asbel: Ah, um... I'm Asbel Lhant!

Malik: Yes. Why are you applying?

Asbel: Why!? Uh... Because everyone else said 'you should try it', so.

Raymond: See that! That's the special line said by those who pass! Saying "I'm auditioning with my friends!" and then the friends fail, and somehow you're the only one who clears the audition! I won't forgive this!

Barry: Be quiet!

Malik: Well then, Asbel. Perform something for us.

Asbel: Perform!? Um... um.. Ah, r-right. Umm... I... I'll do some impersonations!

Richard: I.. impersonations!?

Asbel: I thought I taught you to maintain your guard until the battle is finished.

Sophie: Who...?

Asbel: C...Captain Malik

Pascal: That's so different!!

Asbel: Th-then, how about this? So, the boy who abandoned his family now thinks to be lord?

Hubert: I got it! Cousin Raymond!

Asbel: It's you, Hubert.

Hubert: Huh? How is that me!?

Asbel: Then, take this! I'm Pascal! A 22-year-old female!

Pascal: Who's that?

Cheria: I don't know...

Asbel: What do you mean, don't know!? I even said her name! Why can't you all tell?! Argh, I'll do that one! Huaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!! Frieeeeeeends!!

Richard: It's no good. I have no idea who it is.

Asbel: Why?! That's you, Richard.

Richard: Are you making a fool of me?

Asbel: No, I didn't mean it that way...

Sophie: Oh no, poor Asbel...

Asbel: What... what do you mean by 'poor Asbel'!!

Malik: That will be all! With that, we're ending the auditions for our members. We'll have a conference to decide those who pass... Well, actually, there's no need for that. All right, I'm announcing our new members.

Asbel: Oh man... this is nerve-wrecking. But if I end up taking to the stage, I'll have to leave Lhant. Man... What a dilemma.

Malik: First up! I think nobody will have any complaints about our choice of King Richard.

Richard: It is my honour.

Malik: And next, Hubert.

Hubert: Huh?

Malik: Whether or not you seize or flob this chance is up to you! Got it!?

Hubert: R...right... I'll do my best!

Malik: Next, this person has lots of other claims on his time, so I considered for a while...

Asbel: It's okay, I'll make time somehow for---

Malik: Duke Dalen! Won't you join us?

Dalen: My! Even if I have to push this old body to the limits, I will bring my best to the stage!

Sophie: Asbel, what's wrong?

Asbel: It's... it's nothing.

Malik: Next, we have the supporting female roles. Cheria, Pascal, Malen. I'm counting on you.

Cheria: What??! I didn't take the audition.

Malik: You read that passage with Sophie, didn't you? Wasn't that an audition?

Cheria: ... oh, all right.

Malen: U, um, is it really okay for me to join in? If Hubert doesn't want me to...

Pascal: Ah, you don't have to worry about that forehead-glasses dude!

Hubert: Wha-! Forehead-glasses dude!!

Malik: And! Of course, we mustn't forget the slice of humour necessary for every play. Right, Asbel?

Asbel: Of, of course! That's right! It's a little sad to be stuck in the comic relief role, but everything is an experience! Right! I'll do my best!

Malik: Raymond, Barry, it's your turn!

Asbel: Noooooooooo!!

Raymond/Barry: Understood!!

Asbel: Um... Captain...

Malik: Call me Director.

Asbel: D-Director! Aren't you forgetting someone?

Malik: You don't have to remind me. The star performer has to be announced last.

Asbel: T... that's right!

Malik: I'm sure this person will be the key to the whole play. Sophie! That's you!

Sophie: Me?

Richard: That was a wonderful reading. I'm happy to be able to act with you, Sophie.

Sophie: Richard...!

Malik: Well, that's about it. All right, those whose names were called, I'm counting on you!

Asbel: Whaaaaaaat!??

Pascal: All right, guys! Let's do this!!

All: Yeaaaaahhh!!

Asbel: No way... I'm the only one who failed.... I'm the only.... who failed... I'm...

Malik: Come on, stop moping there.

Asbel: Let me mope! I only took the audition because everyone was being so pushy about it! And yet I failed!! How pathetic. Sob....

Malik: I have something else I want you to help us with. So stop crying.

Asbel: Huh?

Malik: The truth is, we haven't finished the script yet. We've got the general keypoints down, so do you think you can put them together?

Asbel: You want me to... put the script together?

Malik: That's right! It's up to you, Asbel.

Asbel: ...right, okay! I'll do it!

Asbel: Um, but... Even with general key points... I have to write the script, right? What a huge responsibility. Ahh, hmm, let's see... Looks like there's just stuff about fighting with a sword, making the dialogue funny and touching.... and.. that's it?! That's all the 'keypoints'? Hey, wait, Captain! No, uh, Director. Hey, wait up! This is impossible!!!

#Happy birthday Artpharos #There's more to come ;D #I'll sub it properly when I come back from Japan #so this is just a rough translation

[fy-bangchan]

Stray Kids 190324 Q&A Bang Chan w/ Translations

Fan: Who is the real Bang Chan? Bang Chan: WHO IS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

Fan: I love you Felix Bang Chan: I love Felix too

Fan: Chocolate or strawberry? Bang Chan: Hmm... both are good though? Strawberry?

Fan: Hey there Bang Chan: This is why I love you guys

Fan: HI Bang Chan: HEEEEYYYYY

Fan: Hello SKZ what are you doing? Bang Chan: Thinking of STAY~

Fan: Bang Chan are you there

Bang Chan: Oh My....

Fan: Chan, are you confused? hehehe

Bang Chan: hahahahah I’m having an identity crisis~!

Fan: YEET Bang Chan: YEEEEEEEEET

Fan: I wish I can hug and thank all of you personally for making me inspired and happy every day  Bang Chan: Naaawww... THANK YOU TOO!

Fan: I love you<3 SKZ cuties, this album is ognna be great!!! Bang Chan: Waaaaaaah Fighting!!!

Fan: CHANNIE FAVVVV WORD????? Bang Chan: 1. STAY! 2. Stray Kids!

Fan: What were you thinking about, Felix? (video) Bang Chan: IT’S ME!

Fan: I have no clue who this Bang Chan is I only know Christopher Bang

Bang Chan: I don't know who this is either ahahahahhahah

Fan: Chan notice me and I will put a screenshot on my forehead Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: What’s your favorite song on the new album? Bang Chan: Hm.... There’s a lot though... I like MIROH!

Fan:  ANYONE PLEASE NOTICE ME. I LOVE YOU Bang Chan:  NOTICED!

Fan: *private account* Bang Chan: Ah seriously this is so funny hahahahahahhah

Fan:  WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF OUR PROFILE PICTURES? Bang Chan:  I AM HONOURED

Fan:  if you guys reply, i’ll blast the comeback in my lessons tomorrow Bang Chan:  LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Fan: Which member steals food the most? Bang Chan: *raises hand silently....

Fan: I’m gonna give up :( Bang Chan: No! Don’t give uuuuuuup!!!!

Fan: Chan, who bothers you the most? Bang Chan: Stray Kids..... They bother me with love hehe

Fan: 3 q&a already, and guess what? You never noticed me :') Bang Chan: NOTICED! CHRISTIANO BANGNALDOOOOOOOOOOO 

Fan: You are not gonna read this, but Chan, thank you so much for being there every week lighting up my day💕

Bang Chan: Well, I'm glad I found this haha Thank you for being my energy!

Fan: I SWEAR IF YOU NOTICE ME I WILL LEARN THE CHOREOGRAPHY AND DANCE IN FRONT OF THE CAFETERIA IN MY SCHOOL Bang Chan: NOTICED! LET'S GOOOOOOOO

Fan: Lee Know I love you ㅠㅠ Bang Chan: I love Lee Know too~

Fan: will chan notice me, please god pleaseeee let him reply this

Bang Chan: oh no... don't cry baby

Fan: Jisungㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I love youㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I love you so muchㅠㅠㅠ Bang Chan: What about Channie-Channie~? hihi

Fan: chan u really did something here huh? hahaha

Bang Chan: WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

Fan: Hannie~~~~ Bang Chan: Channie~~~~

Fan: *private account* (likely picture of his abs in the MIROH mv) Bang Chan: Huh! Oh my!!!!

Fan: *same picture and account as above* Bang Chan: 😳

Fan: JEONGIN YOURE A LEGEND

Bang Chan: LEGEND INDEED

Fan: Please recommend me a song from the new album to sing at the karaoke! I love you and congratulations on your 1 year anniversary❤️ Bang Chan: MIROH + Victory Song! If you sing those at the karaoke it’s really gonna blow up~

Fan: What do you think about all these Chan’s right now ??🤔 Bang Chan: I am stoked! I love em haha

Fan: Pleaseㅠㅠㅠㅠ I’m begging youㅠㅠㅠㅠ Please say “I love you~”ㅠㅠㅠ Bang Chan: Please say~ hahahahaha T/N: Chan replied by saying please say (haejuseyo) instead of I love you (saranghaeyo). He’s messing with her by purposely not replying what she wants.

Fan: CHRISTOPHER BANG PLS NOTICE ME UWU

Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: if you could transform to any animal in this world, what would it be Bang Chan: WOLF

Fan: STRAY KIDS I AM GRADUATING NEXT MONTH AND YOU ARE ONE OF MY BIGGEST INSPIRATIONS I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH😭💕 Bang Chan: oh we are honoured... thank you for inspiring us as well!

Fan: is 19 X-Rated? Bang Chan: hmmm.....😳

Fan: *private account* Bang Chan: Ooooooooooh! it’s thanks to STAY of course~

Fan: COULD YOU PLEASE SAY FIGHTING TO ME? I'M HAVING A HARD TIME PLZ :( Bang Chan: NO! Don't have a hard time! I shall not allow it!

Fan: You should do this more often and respond to me Bang Chan: hehe

Fan: I love you, let’s be happy Bang Chan: Sounds good~

Fan: *private account* Bang Chan: HEHE

Fan: since we have like a bunch of i’m chans what if chan is one of them and i’m close friends with chan omf conspiracy theories at its finest Bang Chan: IT'S CHANCEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fan: Where’s Felix 😫 😫 😫 😫 😫

Bang Chan: FUSION...... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fan:  I LOVE U CHAN I LOVE U CHANGBIN I LOVE U HYUNJIN I LOVE U WOOJIN I LOVE U JISUNG I LOVE U SEUNGMIN I LOVE U JEONGIN I LOVE U MINHO I LOVE U FELIX I LOVE U STRAY KIDS thanks for coming into my life. you are the most beautiful thing in my life. Bang Chan: but....... but...... what about STAY?

Fan: I’VE BEEN TWEETING FOR 27MINS. CHAN I LOVE YOU PLEASE NOTICE ME

Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: *same tweet as above* Bang Chan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA my face.....

Fan: play video games with me Bang Chan: oh anytime!

Fan: RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT SWAGGGG Bang Chan: BYE OR WASSUP MAN

Fan: BANG CHAN IF YOU REALLY LOVE STAY NOTICE ME PLEASE😭💕

Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: christiano bangnaldo whERE ARE YOU? Bang Chan: CHRISTIANO BANGNALDOOOOOOOOOOO!

Fan: Will Stray Kids notice me?? I’m losing hope😭

Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: WILL YOU NOTICE ME CHRIS 👉👈 Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: *private account* Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: a long time ago I dreamed with you and in the dream I messed up and from that moment I feel like I need to apologize, so im sorry (?) Bang Chan: oh no problem haha

Fan: notice me its been 30 minutes (gif) Bang Chan: hehe NOTICED!

Fan: I WANNA MEET YOU, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GUYS, I'M GONNA CRYYY<3<3

Bang Chan: Those lips tho...

Fan: whats your favorite pokemon?? Bang Chan: Geodude! (ChangBin) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Fan: Mr.Bang chan You makeeee my heart completely stop Bang Chan: But that's.... not good.....

Fan: *same tweet as above* Bang Chan: hehe

Fan: I'M CRYING PLEASE NOTICE ME Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: would one of you answer me? Someday? Ill be waiting Bang Chan: hello hehe

Fan: I've noticed that the key (clé) to getting Chan to notice you is asking to get noticed, so here goes nothing. Will I ever get noticed, love you guys so much! Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: Chris, you are the most beautiful person inside and out. Just letting you know<3 Bang Chan: oh stahp... hehe you're more beautiful~

Fan: I'm not ready for the mv help Bang Chan: neither hahahahahaha

Fan: Can anyone notice me please..? Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: I've been waiting since district9 to get noticed lol Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: I want to join the fandom so hard, I listen to Stray Kids frequently but I just have no time. Should I put Changbin's voice on loop until I'm a Stay?   Bang Chan: but careful... you might turn into ChangBin hahahaha

Bang Chan: MV COMING SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fan: Chris where did you go Bang Chan: here~

Fan: CHAN WILL U NOTICE ME PLEASEEE 😭 😭 😭 Bang Chan: NOTICED!

Fan: where’s my reply Bang Chan: here haha

Fan: I really miss SKZ ㅜㅜ Bang Chan: I also miss STAYㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Fan: *private account* Bang Chan: Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It looks so deliciooooooooous!!!!!!

Fan: Oppa ㅜㅜ Please reply to me as well Bang Chan: hi hi

Fan: I’m just asking for an emojiㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Please....... Bang Chan: 😜🤙

Fan: I’m giving up now... I don’t have any luck... Bang Chan: You’re wrong hihi

trans © desikideul (twt) / fy-bangchan.tumblr.com | take out with credit

#stray kids #bang chan #190324 #t:qna #t:trans #e:qna #era:cle1miroh

[mini-pretzel]

👏🏼👏🏼 Lips review

HELLO HELLO

WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION OF:

👏👏🎉DASHA REVIEWS BTS. 🎉👏👏

LAST TIME IT WAS TIDDIES. NOW IT’S LIPS.

WHAT WILL IT BE NEXT TIME? FUCK IF I KNOW.

let’s get started.

categories:

Kissableness

Shape

Plumpness

Kissing style ideal for it

and off we goooooooo

kim fuck they’re plumper than i thought namjoon

Kissableness: 1007/10 also that neck hoooooo boi

like look at those bad bois. they’re ready for puckering.

shape and plumpness: perfect. literally. the cupid bow is so nicely shaped. n the bottom lip is rich n full of softness- fuck.

ideal kissing style: fucking rough as fuck boi like fuck me up GOD. biting on those lips would send that man into heaven and you to hell. i mean just look at them.f uck. how would you not?? kissing him would take hours until both of you are completely satisfied.

fuck namjoon why.

and a little smile pics for y’all because im a hoe for smiling namjoon

those fucking dimples will bury me in my grave i swear to god.

min fucking hell why are u so cute yoongi

kissableness: i mean 1000/10 like… all of them are gonna be over 10 in a 10 scale let’s be fucking real

but can we just take a moment at how aesthetically pleasing they are to look at??

like they’re shaped ideally. something out of a painting. srsly wtf.

that lil smile tho.

they’re not as plump as joonie’s but like, there’s enough padding in there for a good time, u know what i mean??

ugh.

also side profile because why not.

grr grrr meow meow

pouty baby. why are you so cute???

ok so for the kissing style. i think he’d be very soft and sweet tbh. like candy. i can just imagine him tasting like candy chapstick and having that soft and warm and safe feel u know? i kno it’s not what ppl usually perceive him to be, but like. i feel like he would be gentle with kissing you and that will make you knees weak more than any roughness any could.

pucker up ladies~

rip my ovaries oh dear lord

jung omg ur lips are something else omg hoseok

ok so for hoseok, its like… damn. u ever think that lips can look smart, but his lips HONESTLY LOOK SO SMART TO ME? like he has a smart mouth. n he prolly knows how to use it too, damn.

ALSO CAN WE PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO APPRECIATE THE LIL MOLE HE HAS ON THE CUPID BOW??

i cant, so cute

ughhhhh ur killing me, hobi.

ok so obvi the shape n thicc-ness is ideal for any candidate.

n kissability is just 1000000+1(for the mole)/10

as for the kissing style… it’d be one of those passionate romantic movie kind of kisses. like where u realize u both like each other after a long time of being dumb dumbs and run to each other’s embrace n kiss. like that. you wrap around him and he takes your face in his hands. the real deal.

look at him. he could kiss you into oblivion, and you’d go there willingly.

ok, now ur just teasing us, hobi. jfc.

park mother fucking kind of lips i swear to- jimin

i mean.. i think the title does it justice, no?

look at this boi. he knows he has nice lips. mfff.

yes he does, boiiiiii.

ugh that top left one. i swear to jesusssss

ok so for kissability 100000000/10 i mean… u know. ITS NOT A HARD CHOICE. U’D SMOOCH THEM IF U COULD.

ugh so serious, but also deadly. also so much more plump than namjoon’s and yoongi’s combined. only rival to jin. srsly.

also for the kissing style: sensual n slow, but hard enough at time that it gets u all excited n wanting to go further. can u imagine the smirk he’ll have when he knows ur ready for the next step???

i-

i am not thinking about him eating strawberries… my mind went somewhere else..

let’s move on.

kim worldwide best lips 2k19 seokjin

AIIIGHT. let’s move over for the plumpest boi out there.

jin.

srsly. wtf are those lips. they’re natural too. holy sh-

like. where can i get some of that. kissability 10000000/10

u want a pillow for ur lips? call this man. srsly. u can sleep on them and they’d be the softest shit ever.

ugh. jin u kill me.

also the shape is so full. like the top and bottom are perfectly proportionate. it’s ridiculous.

fuck. ok. uhhh kissing style. im getting distracted lol

his kissing style would be to envelop you in his arms and kiss you like ur the last chicken nugget at a buffet. it’d be far from gentle, it’ll be the kind of kiss where there’s been a drought for a thousand years and you had all of the water stored in your lips lol

ugh mr jin.

ok ok one more and we can move on

great. the world is a better place thanks to his lips. bless.

kim holy shit they’re so unique taehyung

up till now everyone’s lips were kind of heart shaped? so mr tae here really takes a new crack at how attractive lips can look when they don’t fit into that category.

much like the man, the lips are doing their own thing. and it’s glorious.

kissability: 10000000/10 yo

as for the plumpness, i mean. u can just see that there’s enough there for a good time, u know?

that boxy smile too, hehe

bby boi~

ooof boi. the kissing style would definitely be the hungry kind. fuck. he’d suck, bite, nibble, play with your lips so much. until you’re both sore, haha.

alright. let’s move on, but first:

taelfie

hahaha. i love that man. also he has not one, but two lil moles. they look so kissable. ahhhhh.

jeon fucking look at those fairy ass lips jeongguk

i mean srsly. he has fairy lips. fight me.

look at those bad bois

ok so definitely kissable 1000000000/10 like how can u not. his lips could solve all the problems of the world lol

shape: fantastic. plumpness: oof. and the kissing style? we’ll get to that in a second.

look at that lil mole under his lower lip ahhhhhhhh so cute.

also y’all notice how he plays with his bottom lip in his vlives? just me? pls tell me im not alone.

ughhhh.

ok kissing style. fucking rough while it knocks all breath out of you. you can taste the eagerness and how much he missed you even if you weren’t apart that long. srsly, the boi is a little dog with how much he needs your attention. esp with kissing lol

ok that’s it.

this took too long.

hope you enjoyed this long ass lip review

DASHA OUTTTT 🎉🎉🎉

#ask #asks #sweatae #omfg #i can't believe how long this took oml #sdkjfadlkfajsfd #hope this is good #otherwise shitpost i guess? lol #bts reviews

[corbinlawrence-blog]

( colson baker. 28. cismale. he/him. ) ❛ corbin lawrence, a leo from nashville, tn, moved into holloway seven years ago. they are a bar manager that lives in 5d and their neighbors don’t particularly mind them. some say they can be aggressive and indecisive but others say they’re ambitious and generous. anyways, one thing is for sure: you hear paradise city by guns n roses, it’s corbin blasting it.

tw: arson

okay i’m making this up as i go along AS ALWAYS so here we goooooooo

corbin was born on august 3, 1990 to suuuuuper religious parents

his parents were very active in the church so there was always a (whats that thing that zooms in on people............... microscope???? i’m going with that) there was always a microscope on him bc he was from a small town!!! 

i know i said nashville but i said nashville in the way that like small town people who live an hour from nashville will say nashville to seem cooler

obviously because it’s fucking machine gun kelly he was a REBELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

but he was actually wasn’t that rebellious like he drank beer and had several different girlfriends during high school but in his small town that was AWFUL 

he definitely had pre-marital sex a whole lot

he got sick of people talking shit and saved up money to move the fuck outta tennessee but here comes the teA!!!

his father figured out what he was saving the money for and took all of his money and gave it to the church and then that sunday they were like ‘let’s all give a huge thank you to corbin lawrence for his extremely generous donation’ and he fuckin KNNEEWWW IT WAS HIS MONEY

so he came back to the church at night time and lowkey set it on fire but its fine!!!! bc no one was hurt!!!! the church just burned down and he left down and never came back!!!

he stole a bunch of his parents’ jewelry on his way out of town and sold them when he got to nyc so he could find somewhere to stay

the first place he went when he got to the city was this bar that he owns now and the owner at the time really helped him get on his feet and gave him a job and blah blah blah

he’s usually a decent guy i GUESS but since he manages a bar he knows how to shut shit down and kick people out 

and also since he BURNED DOWN A CHURCH!!! he’s not always a decent guy CLEARLY but it has to be prompted

he also doesn’t do relationships ever but gimme a fwb plot if u love me

#hollowayintro #arson tw

[moonraccoon-exe]

DUNNO WHEN YOUR EXAM WAS OR WHAT IT WAS BUT I BET YOU DID GREAT CAUSE YOU'RE THE GR8 COONIE AND U R GR8 AND EVERYTHING DONE BY YOU IS GR8

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*eXPLODES*

ASKDFJGKALJGA KDLGJADLKGJADGKLDA GJALDKGJ ADLKGJ ADLKAJ DLJLKJ FKLGJA DLKG JDALKGJG ALKD

*UNCONTROLLABLY FLAILING ALL OVER THE PLACE*

*CLINGS TO YOUR HEAd*

LISTEN HERE U WONDERFUL PIE, HOW DARE YOU THROW THIS LOVELY MOST BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL ASK MY WAY WHEN U KNOW MY HEART IS SO WEAK KALSJFGLKADGJADLKGJDA NOW IT’S SO FULL AND RADIANT OF JOY AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THIS HAPPY VIBES AND ALL THIS SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK AND ALL THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HOW DARE U U MUFFIN

AKSLJDSFLKDGJDALKJG

So maybe you saw the post, and this is awkward, but my exam got postponed in the last minute lol. We were literally an hour and half past the starting hour before they told us it’d have to be re-scheduled ahahah ;w;

To be honest that wasn’t THAT good because my other friends’ comments and your ask really really really R E A L L Y LIKE SO SERIOUSLY SO REALLY boosted my confidence and motivation PAST THE SKY AND TOWARDS THE MOON, I WAS LIKE AYE, I’M NOT SCARED! I CAN DO THIS! I DO THIS EVERY WEEK THIS IS NO DIFFERENT! GO MOON RACCOON GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

And I was SO LOADED AND RELOADED OF ALL THIS HYPE AND ENERGY AND GAWDS DAMN ME YOUR LOVELY WONDERFUL ASK AND then they said bye OTL

Seriously, I have no idea how to tell you or what words to use to let you know how absolutely and absurdly and immensely HAPPY and confident and SQUEALING EXCITED your ask made me. I was this HYSTERICAL MESS OF SQUEAKY NOISES, LITTLE BALL OF FLUFF BOUNCING UNCONTROLLABLY ALL ACROSS THE ROOM, because DAMN ME, HOW DARE YOU BE SO SWEET WITH ME!?!?!?

THE GR8 COONIE IS A DAMN GOOD MAJESTIC TITLE I LOVE IT. KLASJDFLKGJADKLFJADGLKADJGALKJ ZOMG HOW DARE YOU HOLD ME IN SUCH A NICE AND POSITIVE VIEW AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REPLY I’M SO FLATTERED AND SO SHY AND I’M THIS BLUSHING SQUEAKY MESS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR HIDING MY FACE AND YELLING EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*GLOMPS AND SNUGGLES*

BUDDY THANK YOU SO SO SO SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! Your ask was like A BOMB of motivation and confidence LIKE SRSLY HOW DO I EVEN BEGIN EXPLAINING IT.OKAJSDKLADLKGJ KALDGJALKFGJ AFLKJ

GODS HAVE MERCY ON ME YOU’RE TOO SWEET HOW DO I SAY THANK YOU ENOUGH, I CRY

Thank you so much for having taken the time to write to me this wonderful ask. Thank you as well for the sincere hype that can be felt through the screen omg. And thank you so, so immensely and wholeheartedly for saying such nice things about me!! It really flatters me and makes me so happy. You’re so nice to me omg kalsdjfldakgjad ;w; 

Thank you so much for everything, buddy!! I KNOW YOU FROM MY NOTIFICATIONS AND I WANTED U 2 KNOW THAT I WUV YA OKAY YOU LOVELY MUFFIN I SMOOCH *SMOOCH*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN FOR THE WONDERFUL WORDS, MY DEAR FRIEND!!!

[shortkingsinc]

i just.. dont wanna show up to your house here and dump all my childhood trauma all over your floor so ill just sum it up in the simplest way by saying that this break is kicking my ass and its really rough at times and literally seeing you updated again and added a new chapter made me so happy for the first time in a bit so just. thank you sm for that! youre great and amazing and beautiful and funny and empathic and soso nice and just. i appreciate you sm as a person and i hope youre well!! ty

sjdhdhsjdjd ok first off i love that you refer to my inbox as “your house” it’s fkn adorable

second off my break sucks tOo oh my god and like,, childhood trauma? im a lowkey expert on that shit lets goooooooo we can be emo about it together!

and third, im definitely thinking of you when i write more! cause youre always so sweet whenever i write more chapters and super super kind and it always inspires me to get off my ass and write again so thank u for that it means more than you know<3

#im #cry #my writing #anon #ask