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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months

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im a simple guy! i think about puppy Barnaby. i promptly explode into bloody heart-shaped confetti

#just a little guy learning to be tall... hard work #now if yall will excuse me im gonna shove my head into boiling water #that oughta fix me #pls enjoy the additional scribbles of his Attempts #they were too important in my mind not to include #godddddd i love himmmmmmm just a little guyyyyyy #i gotta puzzle out how to draw ms beagle #ive never drawn a chicken! much less a chicken puppet!#wait no sorry that was a fucking lie #i have drawn like. 2 chickens previously In My Life. i think... i could be wrong!#ive never claimed to have a working or reliable memory <3 #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #barnaby b beagle #hes just so small and sweet and immmmmm IMMMMMMM #unwell. simply unwell yes yes #there's no saving me! leave me for the vultures! allow me to live up to my url!#puppy barnaby already makes me feel as though my ribcage has been cracked open #might as well let the scavengers have a Taste. im sure im delicious!

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mischievousspooks · 19 days

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He brought home a heat lamp.

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batcavescolony · 3 months

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just saw someone say Rick Riordan making a TV show is just as bad as anything JKR has done. BFFR you're comparing Rick Riordan trying to make his world more inclusive, changing some parts because of money/time constraints, or just making changes cus he thinks they're needed, to JKR being a terrible person!

#and not to say Ricks work is perfect. ill be the firat to tell you his mistakes. his aspec rep is shit. his minorities rep has problems #he has general time line problems. im not says hes perfect but he tried from a good place #jkr named a character ChoChang. her Scottish character blow stuff up and tried to make alcohol. named a black character Shackelbolt #like damn get over yourself.#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #percy series #pjo series #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo tv series #pjo tv adaptation #if you wanna say shit about Rick ok. but be correct about it #how is he just as bad as jkr for not using the book he made in the early 2000s an exact script for the TV show being released in 2024?#and they yall had the audacity to be pissed when he didn't put a song about sex thats literally says `fuck her face° in the background of #LITERAL 12 YEAR OLDS in a place with memory altering properties..... thats whats you wanted. children getting high to a song about sex.#°oH bUt iN tHe mOvIe tHaT i WaTcHeD wHeN i waS tWeLvE' where the actors where like what 18? and weren't 12? that one? 🙄#some of you are getting on my nerves. yes the show's pacing is eh really thats a reason to curisfy Rick Riordan? thats what you're deciding #this is the line? a tv show thats on its first season and is more accurate then the movies that came out?#good to know

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scoops-stevie-archive · 1 year

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in the three months leading up to steve meeting the rest of eddie's family, eddie has taken it upon himself to run steve through a crash course in the munson family cookbook. they'll be in kentucky the whole summer so steve has to be prepared.

tonight, eddie said he was making steaks.

when steve gets to the trailer after work, eddie's frying something in the skillet that obviously does not smell like any steak he's ever eaten.

"uh, eddie?"

eddie looks over his shoulder. "hey, sweetheart!"

steve sets his keys on the table before walking over and looking over eddie's shoulder. he's even more confused. "i thought you said we're having steak?"

"we are," eddie nods toward the skillet.

"that doesn't look like it."

eddie rolls his eyes and turns around to face him. "not steak from a cow," he says, like it's obvious (it is not, in fact, obvious). "it's bologna."

steve resists the urge to rub at his temples. instead, he puts his hands on eddie's hips and rubs his thumbs over the little tease of skin between his shirt and jeans.

"baby, i don't think bologna counts as steak."

"it does for us poor folk." eddie reaches up and grabs steve's nose, gently giving it a shake. "we call it poor man's steak. real steak's expensive so we gotta use what we can afford." he gestures behind him. "so, bologna."

steve doesn't remember the last time he ate bologna, or if he did at all. all his meals consisted of whatever his mom cooked and it definitely wasn't any of the things eddie had made him so far.

(don't tell his mom, but eddie's food is way better. he can taste the love it was made with.)

"it does smell pretty good," steve concedes. his stomach gives a growl. he hadn't eaten lunch because he was so excited for a steak dinner.

eddie grins and reaches for the loaf of bread on the counter. "pick your poison, then, stevie-boy!" he sweeps his hand over the options of toppings: mustard, mayonnaise, lettuce, and tomato. "we're eatin' like kings tonight!"

#i thought about it while making a couple fried bologna sandwiches at work today #cj writes #steddie #appalachian eddie #also this is kind of a snide to people who never grew up like eddie saying he can't afford 'real' food #or that the food he eats is poor quality #fuck yall #steddie fic #steddie ficlet #hiraeth #cj talks

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weaselmcdiesel · 2 years

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some doodles :1 will probably not upload as often bc of school BUT i may post more doodles n sketches n hilarious jokes on my spam @weaselishmcdiesel which i dont advertise too much on this blog ^^;

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 9 #docm77 #tangotek #falsesymmetry #pearlescentmoon #mcyt #my art #fan art #everyones favorite weasel is finally watching s9 ^^#watching tango atm hes so. squeaky toy #i have a couple big designs im working on for the hermits im really excited to finish but i want to make them perfect XD #also the little squishy doc is totally inspired by wasyagos o9 i miss that little guy #edit: oh this was my 300th post wooo eh whatever #edit edit: yall i didnt even realize i gave tango two pairs of ears #fuck it we ball

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a-blip-of-billdip · 2 months

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we need more ford haters in this fandom. this dude is a fucking loser. it has nothing to do with him being a nerd, and everything to do with him being a borderline narcissist who has ruined the lives of every single person he's come in contact with

#gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines #fuck ford #yall i cannot describe how much i hate this fucking dust bag #i hate how much the fandom is obsessed with him too #even alex acknowledges that ford is an asshole whos in love with himself and has no problem destroying peoples lives to get what he wants #examples; stan fiddleford (almost) dipper and mabel (almost) his au self and fiddleford in an au AND the entire dimension of that au #fiddlefords entire family- their parents (specifically his mother who loved stan more than she loved ford and NEVER GOT TO SEE HER SON AGAI #BEFORE SHE DIED BC OF FORDS FUCKING ACCUSATION)#which btw let me just side track slightly to point out that ford DIDNT make a pwrpetual motion machine.#if all it takes is one screw loose for it to stop working it isnt a perpetual motion machine. period.#he wouldve gotten into thr college with a lie and he wouldve absolutely failed to meet the expectations in his 'dream scgool'#(a school he didnt even know about until the day pRIOR. a school he was willing to abandon his TWIN over and... again.#destroyed stans life over.)#theres so so so so so so so many other examples #so mamy #but im getting TOO mad

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torchickentacos · 4 months

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#the 'they would not fucking do that' meme is starting to feel like yall just wanna make fun of people's headcanons #but tumblr is not ready for that conversation lmao #'they wouldn't start a family' okay maybe that's just not your trope. i get it. not mine either usually #but like. maybe they WOULD in that person's fic! maybe we can learn to like that trope more!!!#idk man my creative philosophy has always been 'have fun and let everyone else have fun too'#like. i get so sad when people make a point to disagree with headcanons #maybe it's a specific sore spot for me after Situations and Circumstances #but just. we can all coexist. we don't need to prop one thing up as ULTIMATE 'HE WOULD DO THAT AND NOTHING ELSE'#it comes back to how canon is more important to some people than others #but we all have to coexist in the fandom spaces anyways and find ways to get along #we can have different ideas all meshing and coexisting!!! i do it with my friends every single day!!!!!#like!!! palletshipping and oakshipping are holding hands and skipping off into the sunset in my friend group #same with contest and respect. vibing #we make it work. we vibe with other people and have fun #i promise you'll like fandom more if you focus on the happy parts of it and not the parts you hate

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reamed · 1 month

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coworker was mean to me today so fun!

#txt #it was shit today #bosses don’t know what the fuck they are doing they are always on our ass for shit that should be their responsibility #but they weren’t even the person who was rude #they were all three working on tangent packaging shit and I was off doing some other shit #but I had stuff to package left over from before I started task 2 #and I used the date stamp for literally 6 cookies just so I could get them done and out of the way. SO I COULD HELPTHEM #and my coworker walks behind my back is like cool cool cool :) not even directly at me #and then when I asked them if it would help them for me to sticker he was so fucking sarcastic #like shit the fuck up suck my dick fuck all of yall #how was I supposed to know u were on stamp duty idiot I just got over here #sorry I’m ranting this makes me so mad #literally I make myself so fucking small so these people can. physically and emotionally step all over me. and once I step in and #do the shit my bosses tell me to do my coworkers don’t like it #and THEN my bosses are fucking incompetent so it doesn’t matter #literally suck my dick fuck my job I’m so mad about today

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rozzwil · 2 years

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Part two of my and @diirthara-ma’s full Dragon Age OC lineup ft. our inquisitors

Here’s a link to the naked version on twitter, here’s link to part one and, here’s my post on Isha’s diabetic gear!

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dai #inquisitor #adaar #lavellan #dragged my feet a lot on this one but now it's done :')#god inquisition has so much more complexity in it's armor alskfndskldfjsd so many fucking belts #and all of them are special snowflakes that would wear custom gear #alexandar in particular makes his own clothes #and none of the vanilla mage gear suited him so he's actually wearing the templar gear when it's put on a mage #hes gotta look all andrastian for his gf #go check out their genitals i worked hard on them #especially since transbucket got nuked #for the record alex has a full metoidioplasty w implants and top surgery #ishas just been on t since he was 10 no surgery #enaste is a token cis #but she still gets weird with it #hey did yall know that the staff enase uses has two little dog/wolf/animal carvings??#i thought it was just weird poky crystal this whole time but no its def two animals #my art #ishavun lavellan #enaste lavellan #alexandar adaar

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sanjisblackasswife · 8 months

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is it me or are fics(mostly smuts) on this app became weirder?💀

#idk yall either completely satire w yall fics now or yall just making up a bunch of stuff to make a smut work out idk #like jo i dont wanna read how sanji could fuck me if he was a mermaid and i was an octopus #wtf is happening

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bigmammallama5 · 10 months

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pulling a 12 hour shift at the wood kiln this weekend kinda set me back with my shoulder/neck trouble i've been having. but i did go to pt yesterday and we tried dry needling for the first time (two in my left trapezius, on the top near my neck) and what the fuck. i dont understand how that all works and usually approach it with a healthy amount of questioning but my muscle released and i feel so much better. i didnt hurt when i got up today lol other than im sore where i got stuck (and yes im still doing my exercises im gonna get a good grade in dont screw your body up)

(we also think that muscle is the culprit for my nerve tingling in my hand, that reacted during the procedure and has also since improved)

#stupid rant is stupid #needles #dry needling #bodies are fucking weird #take care of your bodies yall or youll be in your early 30s on your 2nd major bout of pt #i have one extra visit to see how im doing in two weeks so i hope i can keep improving and not slide back again #like i will say dry needling didnt hurt except for when he took one of them out #i didnt feel them go in and felt pressure #but what was really weird was you target the contracted muscles and it makes them twitch and spasm a little to make them release?#so like the first one i got maybe three rapid twitches and the second one i got one really big one #which didnt hurt but it was surprising bc it was the spasm without the pain #like how your muscles twitch when tired or after a work out #and then it was like almost instant relief it was just. so weird. and i am open to having that done again if needed #and it didnt tighten up again over night i almost cried lmfao #anyways #it also made the muscles in my jaw relax too which was amazing #i carry my stress in my shoulders and neck lol

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axolotlclown · 2 months

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Listening to women right now is very important. We are witnessing other women step forward and speak about their experiences with Wilbur. As men, we need to be listening, because it's never just one woman.

However, we also must not forget the value of our voices. We as men need to step up and say that this behavior is unacceptable. We need to talk about it. We need to call out our friends and our brothers for this behavior.

Men that hurt women will not listen to women, but they will listen to men. If we truly want to support women right now, we need to be vocal about our support. We need to show up and acknowledge the reality—Shubble is not the only woman that has experienced this kind of abuse.

There are many women in our personal lives that experience this abuse. Abusers could be our closest friends, family, mentors, and leaders. We cannot let our guard down. We cannot sacrifice our morals to keep the peace. We must remain vocal. This behavior cannot be socially acceptable.

We say that we support women. We say that we will support domestic violence survivors. But when the abuse is staring you in the eyes, we remain complacent. This is not acceptable.