"Paul Simms is just trolling us guys!!"
bro let himself get bullied off of twitter last time he pulled this. that doesn't exactly read to me as peak troll behavior
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The thought crossed my mind today that I could change my URL whenever I wanted. Y'know. At any time.
Unfortunately I love him, so ✨️no.✨️
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this is just a very specific niche of my interests.
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Deidoro, on the wall: spider-man, Spider-Man, extremely intoxicated spider man, is he drunk? Yes he is, he relapsed, feels like shit, look ooout, it’s spider man.
Hojo: what the fuck-
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I'm up here in my room, trying and failing to fall asleep,and I get a call from mom. I'm thinking, already? she locked herself out already? so I pick up and go buhh? I'm outside (right) and there's a cat out here (out there?!?) and she really really wants to come in (????) and I can't open the door without her getting in.
turns out there's this stunning grey calico kinda tortie kinda looking darling who just came right up on the porch and started loving up on mom and got right in her lap and then just like. was ready to come in. and she did get in for a second, started looking around, but put up zero resistance when I picked her up to put her back out.
so anyway now there's food water and a cat bed on the front porch and mom's posting on fb trying to see if she belongs to anyone near here.
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I have… another toxic traits headcanons (this time twisted wonderland characters) ready to post… should I actually post it or wait…????
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like srsly i would be considered so cute if we hadn't fucking NORMALIZED getting SURGERY to look like a FUCKABLE ALIEN
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Neon street lights to guide you home
ig: space.ram
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NPMD best line deliveries
oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...
but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...
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