#Grandmaster Yoda

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Kit: They say someone cursed this Temple 150 years ago...

Yoda, 150 years ago: This Temple! Fuck it!

#i dont even know how he would say this in yoda speak #Kit Fisto #yoda #Master Yoda #Grandmaster Yoda #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #Star Wars the Prequel trilogy #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars: the expanded universe #tcw #source: twitter

[avisisisis]

Ezra, meeting Grogu for the first time: Did... did Master Yoda fuck?

#the character most likely to call him baby yoda is out again now we only need him to be in the mandalorian #star wars #the mandalorian #ezra bridger #grogu #grandmaster yoda #avis' post

[coconuts-are-mammals]

Yoda: If here, you are, speak to us.

Qui-Gon: JUST A CITY BOY

Qui-Gon: BORN AND RAISED IN CIITY-

#Grandmaster Yoda #Qui-Gon Jinn #Incorrect Quotes #Star Wars: The Clone Wars

[kittystargen3]

Summary: Alternate Universe- What if Anakin's mother survived and Anakin never went dark side. Padme has the twins on Tatooine and survives. Anakin tries to help the surviving Jedi, while still keeping his family secret. Meanwhile Darth Sidious has been crowned emperor and is going after the remaining Jedi. Rumors have it he's looking for a new apprentice. Anakin gets to be a daddy.

New Chapter for Return of the Survivors. Below is a small selection, please click on a link above to read more.

Chapter 89 - Gimer Realities

Anakin stood in a somber gathering.  After the news about Yoda’s condition was shared with the rest of the Jedi, everyone wanted to come see him.  In fact, all of the Council made arrangements to come in person.  Yoda seemed to know this without anyone telling him.  He had asked them to gather the Council and hold a meeting at his bedside.  Anakin didn’t understand it.  If he were the one on his deathbed, the last thing he’d want to sit through would be a Council meeting.  

Jedi may have a reputation for being detached, but they do understand death in the most intimate of ways.  The mood of everyone was diminished.  Occasionally there was an emotion released to the force that he could pick up on.  Grief was strong, as most of those here grew up with Yoda practically watching their first steps, but there was also a bit of fear.  It all made sense, after losing their Temple and home, they were about to lose their guide.  

“He’s ready for you,” one of the nurses came to the door where they waited and announced.  Without saying a word, every Jedi stood up and walked towards the room where their Grandmaster lay.  

Inside was a simple hospital room.  Yoda lay on a bed with white sheets.  A machine beeped behind him, and another dripped medicine, drop by drop, to his wrist.  In Yoda’s lap he held his Gimer Stick, a tool he was not shy about whacking you with if you needed a little help focusing.   The thought of it brought a bit of humor to the sad situation...

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[morgan-n-cheese-91]

Yoda really went at the end of RotS:

Fallen the order has. Gremlin in the swamps I will be. Harass small lizards and frogs I will.

#grandmaster Yoda #sw rots #incorrect star wars quotes

[jedi-starbird]

qui gon and obi wans padawan-master relationship is like if someone painstakingly explained all the steps to introduce 2 foreign cats to each other and then did absolutely none of that and threw them together in carboad box and taped it shut.

#yoda. grandmaster. pls why did you need to do that #i mean it worked eventually but look at the poor thing its got anxiety #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #qui gon and obi wan #star wars

[aces-to-apples]

I have decided to be generous in my interpretation of everyone and their space grandmother consistently referring to Maul and Savage as "monsters" today and decided that it's actually a form of in-universe self-censorship. What they actually want to call my boys is "motherfuckers".

#star wars #the clone wars #Darth maul #Savage opress #The racism is incidental to not calling their nemeses 'motherfuckers' in front of grandmaster yoda #By apples

[malcontent7]

Do the Jedi know more than they’re letting on?

I’d like to talk about a theory I’ve been working on, regarding Jedi secrets.

I’m sure you all remember Qui-Gon Jinn getting attacked by a clearly lightsaber trained assassin, identified to the audience by that point as Darth Maul.

And presenting his (correct) theory to the Jedi High Council, upon returning to the temple on Coruscant.

At first they dismiss it, because the Sith, as noted by Ki-Adi-Mundi, AKA Jedi Master Potato-Head, the Sith were supposedly wiped out during a war a thousand years earlier. Sadly, they are forced to conclude that Jinn’s theory was correct, after his death.

Now here’s where things get sus. During the funeral, Yoda notes that there are always two Sith. Now at the time, this likely just meant that at their height, the Sith operated in master and apprentice pairs, same as the Jedi. But then, as the Sith were fleshed out in expanded materials, we learn that Yoda was referring to the Rule of Two.

Darth Bane, the last surviving Sith, established the Rule of Two moving forward, in order to prevent the in-fighting that hampered the Sith’s efforts against the Jedi, as well as take advantage of it, with a focus on quality over quantity.

The Rule of Two states that there shall only ever be two Sith at a time. A master and a single apprentice, who will only become a master themselves when they’re able to kill their predecessor, and then take on an apprentice of their own.

Admittedly, a few Sith Masters (most notably Palpatine/Darth Sidious) have bent this rule by training Sith Assassins, Acolytes, and Inquisitors to serve as manpower and as candidates for the next apprentice, but the Rule of Two has served as doctrine for the Sith for the last millennium.

Now the problem here is that Bane was a survivor of the aforementioned war, and therefore established the Rule of Two after the point where the Jedi believe that the Sith were driven to extinction.

So, how the hell do they know about it?!

To return to the council meeting, you’ll note that Jedi Master Potato-Head is the only one who outright dismisses the possibility. Mace Windu is skeptical, not of their survival, but of them returning (or becoming active again) without the Jedi noticing, while Yoda initially stays silent, before countering that the dark side might be easier to miss than Windu believes.

My theory, this isn’t the first time the Jedi have encountered the Sith in the last thousand years. Even if we assume that the Rule of Two cycle was carried out two to three times a century, that’s still between twenty and thirty Sith masters, and who knows how many failed apprentices like Maul. What are the odds that none of them had a run in with the Jedi, in all that time, that didn’t leave a Jedi survivor? What are the odds that no masters tried to corrupt a Jedi into becoming their apprentice and failed, alerting the Jedi?

Windu and Yoda are the Master of the Order and Grandmaster, respectively, which are basically the two highest positions it’s possible to reach in the Order. If anyone’s going to have access to the secrets that the Jedi Order has chosen to suppress, even from the other council members, it’s them, especially given Yoda’s long lifespan, he likely had a few firsthand experiences.

There’s been a greater examination of the Jedi’s failings and poor decisions in recent years, so their making an active effort to suppress knowledge of Sith survivors could be a prime example of a long standing example.

#star wars #star wars theory #the phantom menace #star wars the prequel trilogy #star wars episode i: the phantom menace #jedi #jedi headcanons #jedi order #jedi council #master of the order #jedi grandmaster #qui gon jinn #ki adi mundi #jedi master potato head #mace windu #yoda #sith #darth maul #palpatine #sheeve palpatine #darth sidious #sith inquisitor #grand inquisitor #sith assassin #sith acolyte #mine #me

[sithsjedi]

📂

— SOURCE : 📂 = One Useless Headcanon

When Count Dooku was slain by Anakin Skywalker, Yoda traveled to Serenno and gave his fallen padawan a proper Jedi funeral. This was an endeavor Yoda carried out alone, for he knew that there were no other living souls in the galaxy who would mourn Dooku’s passing.

The funeral consisted of all the trappings and ceremony associated with the demise of a Jedi Master. From sunset to sunrise the next day, Yoda kept vigil over Dooku’s tomb, reflecting in a deep meditative state on the man’s life and the time spent as his mentor. He uttered the prayers which would grant Dooku effortless passage into the afterlife, asking the Force to forgive his former student and guide him to his loved ones. As Dooku’s tomb was lowered into the ground, Yoda played his blissl, letting his son hear this music one last time so that his eternal sleep could be free from nightmares.

Dooku was led astray and corrupted by the dark, and Yoda could not save him. The least he could do was give him the afterlife he deserved.

While the rest of the galaxy celebrated, Yoda wept.

@techniiciian

#dyn. : 𝑦𝑜𝑢 have been my home⠀— ⠀yan dooku & grandmaster yoda #❏. yoda — concepts #death tw #funeral tw

[certified-anakinfucker]

for the character solidifying asks - 49 and 50 for the oc(s) of your choice !

hiiii oh my gosh is this the first time youve been in my ask box. i think so. i am so sorry it has taken me a literal month but here, i offer you my second favorite jedi dad and then a miserable wet rat of a seer character solidifying asks here

49. What about voice? Pitch? Strength? Tempo and rhythm of speech? Pronunciation? Accent? Hellir’-Amderak Edi Drovaddal // Hellir’ has a very smooth, soulful, I won’t say gentle but.. non-domineering voice. He is a Diplomat and must adjust his voice as needed for pretty much any situation but at rest he is quite soft-spoken, and pronounces his words pretty easily? He doesn’t speak so crisp when he’s not on the job. It’s between a mumble, and just on the tip of a smile. He’s VERY deliberate, no matter what the case may be. If he says it, he means it. And he has kept his native Balosar accent to him (which is like a typical Coruscanti Basic accent, just.. slightly to the left of the usual from what you hear on the surface but not quite found on any other level. A bit gruff, choppy at times, but never upset or accusatory or negative. It’s just a little to the left of it all.)

50. What are the prevailing facial expressions? Sour? Cheerful? Dominating? Jupso Onurimaa // He always looks like he’s suffering, because he usually is. It’s the slightly furrowed brow, a little frown to him, lips pressed tightly together, he’s got worry and remorse in his eyes more than anything else. He’s withdrawn even in expression, when anyone’s able to see it. He used to be very good at hiding this away from others but he’s slipped up majorly since resurrection, and if you see him with no veil…

#cheeri inquires #cheeri ocs #oc tag | [hellir'-amderak edi drovaddal] #oc tag | [jupso onurimaa] #IVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT JUPSO MORE RECENTLY THANKS TO @ KIWIKIPEDIA AND MANNNN #i almost feel bad for jupso. #like hellir' certainly had it difficult with being the one picking up in qui-gon's aftermath and he helped obi-wan work through a lot of #different traumas and how to move forward with what He feels is right rather than like.. following what qui-gon asked of him #he's already been a savior many times over and he just loves to see others grow because he himself was taught so well and carried on after #his master “mysteriously disappeared” (cough cough got vanished on purpose) #but then jupso is just kinda. really pathetic #he saw a prophecy that yoda and his four students would ultimately bring down the order if yoda. HIS OWN MASTER AT THE TIME. was not taken #out of the grandmaster position. but instead of going w the prophecy he just left the order entirely and went back home #his family and wife convinced him to go back and save the children at least but he refused to get anywhere near yoda #and thus allowed the prophecy to not only come to fruition but also allowed a consequential prophecy to manifest in one of his padawans #that pretty much said “good job. the force is about to break into physical shards and with it will come hell. have fun” #he couldn't even die in peace bc the grim reaper said no. LOL suffer

[tea-time-for-bee-time]

I will say: I spent most of this book going “of course you fucking would you stupid bitch” about Yoda. So nothing’s changed

#dark disciple #star wars #master yoda #fuck the grandmaster #the jedi are not good people #hot takes

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Anakin: Master, you had a That's So Raven vision once more.

Yoda: Mm. No. Daydreamed, I just did

#Anakin Skywalker #yoda #Master Yoda #Grandmaster Yoda #disaster lineage #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #star wars the clone wars #Star Wars the Prequel trilogy #Star Wars the Expanded Universe #star wars: the expanded universe #tcw #incorrect star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #source: snapcube

[scriobh-an-iontas]

Yoda working mostly with younglings yet still being a grandmaster Jedi is like a kung fu master mostly working with white belts.

Like, yeah, sure, he could be doing some badass stuff, but he likes working with the newbies, and this way they're sure to be taught the basics correctly.

But also, imagine when he has to fight some young punk in a duel.

+++++

You're a great fighter, you do the thing, you're full of pride. The kindergarten teacher tells you to chill. You challenge them.

ALL the other teachers and master students come out to watch this, because this is gonna be good.

You kind of want to back out, because this might not be the good idea you thought it was, but you're prideful.

What follows isn't just you getting your ass kicked, but the kindergarten teacher explaining to everyone WHY you're getting your ass kicked while also telling you how to improve your stance. It's a very educational moment.

After, you either run with your tail between your legs, or ask the kindergarten teacher to take you on as a student. If you do the second, they'll say no, but they'll muse that you could be a teacher's aid to them, if you're willing.

If you become a teacher's aid, the kids teach you calm and patience, because you need those when you work with kids. You practice your basics as you help the kids learn. You improve.

And the next time some young punk comes, and demands a fight, you intervene. The teacher is busy with students, but if they are the master they claim to be, then they should have no trouble beating you.

They do not beat you.

#yoda #star wars #younglings #grandmaster #master jedi #jedi temple #kung fu #kung fu master #young punk #punk #fighting #fighter #kindergarten #kindergarten teacher #kids #ass kicking #kindergarteners

[padawansuggest]

Qui-Gon: *had to bring kiddo Kenobi to a meeting*

Obi-Wan: *squished into a chair next to Yoda and taking a light nap*

Yoda: :)

Qui-Gon: *fighting with the council over his latest mission*

Mace: You see these premature wrinkles on my forehead? That’s all cause if you and your bullshit, Jinn!

Obi-Wan: *wakes up and blinks sleepily at him* They don’t look very premature to me. *falls back asleep*

Mace: >:(

Qui-Gon: …*collects his sleeping Padawan off the Grandmaster and beats a retreat* nvm we can talk about this later I should put him to bed-

Yoda: :( took my seat warmer, he did.

Mace: Ugh, I hate both of you.

Yoda: My grandbaby, stolen.

Mace: I’ll get you a new one. That one’s trouble.

Yoda: Like that one, I do :(

Mace: I know.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #qui gon jinn #padawan kenobi #Yoda #mace windu #baby wan

[kittystargen3]

Summary: Alternate Universe- What if Anakin's mother survived and Anakin never went dark side. Padme has the twins on Tatooine and survives. Anakin tries to help the surviving Jedi, while still keeping his family secret. Meanwhile Darth Sidious has been crowned emperor and is going after the remaining Jedi. Rumors have it he's looking for a new apprentice. Anakin gets to be a daddy.

Hello All, today I added a new chapter to Return of the Survivors. Below is a small selection. Please go to one of the links above to read more.

Chapter 87 - The Astute Princess

“That was so…” Luke started.

“I know, right!”  Han finished.  

Leia walked with a confident swagger past the boys off the ship.  “I remember somebody suggested that the base would be guarded by more than just troopers, but I can’t remember who.” she tapped her chin thoughtfully.

Luke shook his head and rolled his eyes.

Han sighed.  “You were right, princess.  I'm man enough to admit it." 

Leia held back a chuckle.  While she would insist she was annoyed with the nickname, if you asked, she was becoming kinda fond of it.  "Well, I'd love to stand here and listen to you both go on and on about how brilliant I am, but I have to go find Master Yoda and tell him about the adventure he just missed." She gave them a cute little wave as she walked away.

Han looked away, his arm came up to wipe his forehead.  'Is he blushing?' Leia wondered, before she dismissed the idea.

#anakin skywalker #anakin doesn't turn to the dark side #yoda #obi wan kenobi #luke skywalker #leia skywalker #princess leia #mara jade #General Dodonna #rebel alliance #star wars rebels #star wars empire #Grandmaster Yoda #han solo #han/leia #luke/mara #foreshadowing

[frostbitebakery]

LOUD.

part one two three four five

Obi watches over him like a shadow the first few weeks he’s in the Temple.

Anakin will wake from a memory-nightmare and his protector will sit on the windowsill, bathed in the ever changing lights.

His warm hand will stroke over Anakin’s hair, soothing and more comforting than words could ever be.

He will offer Anakin to sit with him, watching Coruscant through the transparisteel. And Anakin will inevitably end up cuddled up to Obi’s front, falling asleep with Obi’s heartbeat under his ear, the breath in his lungs.

.

The identities of the Shadows are almost considered inviolable. Due to the nature of their chosen path, secrecy is a tenet they adhere to strictly.

The Council knows who they are, and maybe there are one or two Council members who are uncomfortable with how close to the Dark Shadows operate. But as a whole the necessity is understood.

The Jedi stand and fight for the Light, the balance, for bringing peace and help to those who need it. A calling like that inevitably brings enemies and the need to even the playing field.

“Beacon of Light,” Obi-Wan repeats, hands moving in disbelief.

And code names. It was only a matter of time before he got his codename.

“Fitting, we think it is,” Grandmaster Yoda says, amusement twinkling in his eyes and frog tea.

“Of course, Grandgrandmaster Yoda,” Obi-Wan signs, slipping in the extra grand flawlessly, which results in the sign turning grand to ancient. If Yoda gets cheeky with him, he can very well retribute.

Master Tholme coughs a laugh into the sleeve of his robe.

“Congratulations, Master Kenobi,” Master Windu says warmly and Obi-Wan ducks his head, loses the fight against the blush spreading across his nose. “Master Tholme has prepared a briefing package for you where you can access all relevant information. Like the code name for the Temple here on Coruscant.”

Master Tholme inclines his head in agreement, solemn twist to his lips Obi-Wan knows not to trust. “Old Folks’ Home.”

Obi-Wan wishes he wore the mask so he can wheeze in peace.

.

Jedi move different from the people Anakin has seen so far in his life. They flow, they’re carried by a breeze. Gravity doesn’t have a hold on them unless it suits them. They move like they’re one with nature, detached from sentient-made life and creations.

And then there are a few, like Obi, who move with the undercurrent, with the wind just above the ground. Who vanish with the shadows just to reappear around a corner.

They’re not stalking the enormous hallways or sneaking around like bandits.

Anakin doesn’t think they’re doing it consciously, reflecting attention away from themselves as if they aren’t even there.

Obi’s friend Quin moves like that, too, when he forgets himself, somehow managing to disappear while walking in the middle of the floor.

Quin is a strange one.

But Obi-Wan…

Anakin bites his lips to keep from giggling, hands gripping the banister tightly where he’s peeking. He doesn’t think they’ve noticed him yet.

The training salle they’re practicing in is huge, obstacles dotting the ground for them to leap over or off, hide and take the other off-guard.

It seems impossible, the way they fight and lure each other into traps. Obi is especially good at that. He’s directing Quin into exhaustion he can’t defend himself in anymore, and it’s amazing to watch.

Nothing and no one can beat Obi-Wan. He’s too clever for that.

“I will never stop calling you that, Beacon of Light,” Quin laughs when he jumps out of a roll and onto his feet.

Obi-Wan signs something, his back to Anakin which is aggravating.

He’d change position but both Jedi move around too much.

Quin shakes his head. “Shut up, you know it suits you.” He takes the lightsaber off his belt. “I bet you blushed like a meloroon in season.”

Obi changes into a blue glowing blur in answer.

.

Obi-Wan wants to know where he went wrong. What he did to— He thought the connection between him and Cody—

His vision is swimming, oxygen mask placed over his nose and mouth pumping more than air into his system.

His fingers weakly tap the message on the receiver of the comm device he broke off Cody’s suit during the fight. “Beacon. Light. Force.” Hope and the Force sing to him, even as his doing is detected.

Cody roughly rolls him onto his side, takes the device out of his hand where he had hidden it behind his back.

“The Emperor wants you alive, traitor.”

He’s removed his helmet. The one Obi-Wan had destroyed while it was still on Cody’s head. Just… Cody’s whole demeanor flipped to strange and other. He hadn’t made for his blaster during the fight. Shooting inside a rescue shuttle in the void of space at least still seemed like a bad idea even with Cody’s suit keeping him alive in a scenario like that.

But Obi-Wan couldn’t take that chance. So he’d smashed Cody’s face against a doorframe, breaking the visor and any choice Cody could make in killing Obi-Wan by sudden oxygen depletion.

Of course the fight took care to still break his lungs open, making him gasp for air even before Cody held him down and ripped the mask off.

Lying on his side is easier but the room has decided it is done with him and goes dark.

#loud au #my wips #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #shadow!obi wan #mute!obi wan #codywan #quinlan vos