#God I hate this town

[justastupidlittlelesbian]

At this point I *have* to leave this place otherwise I will just be stuck forever

#I have to leave now or I never will type of shit #God I hate this town

[latenightsundayblues]

A little doodle of a charmless man.....

He knows his claret from his beaujolais, ill tell ya THAT much

#god im so fucking tired of fixing his facial features so it looks even remotely similar to carey elwes #hate drawing this guy #sketching him with charmless man playin in the background made me realize how much i wouldve fucking despised his guts if he were a real guy #turns out obsessive conformity leading to a life of cold detachment and lies so you can cope with your crushing sense of unfulfillment #isnt really silly scrimblo behavior #oh well. murder is also bad irl and im the number one mark hoffman apologist in town soooo #saw #saw fanart #saw lawrence #lawrence gordon #dr lawrence gordon #lawrence gordon fanart #latenightsundayblues art tag

[batcavescolony]

You know what, I hate myself so I'm gonna watch Supernatural! As a Tumblr user I have knowledge of our hell sites favourite show but I haven't watched past s1 ish? all the supernatural girlies are watching 911 it's only right for me to pay them back ❤

#what i know: Dean and Sam brothers. Dad john is a piece of shit. mary dead (but comes back). Cas is an Angel. #castiel #sam winchester #dean winchester #supernatural #theirs a episode where they go to fan fic town and they sing the john and mary husband and wife song. dean got parentified and we hate john #their actual dad is bobby. bobbys dad also sucks. the mom from Suit life of Zach and Cody is their and she mom? #later seasons bring angels witches? and crowley (not good omens) and god? #queer baitie af. dean needs a nap and some pie? (and therapy). #batcavescolony watches #batcavescolony watches supernatural #embarrassing i spelled my own username wrong #batcaves is crazy. she has 10 comics shes started reading +two other shows she watching but she's decided to start watching supernatural too #pray for me all!

[crimeronan]

god i still really do hate this place. i've been staying with my mom in a small familiar city which has been wonderful, i've loved it. but right now i'm driving through my rural hometown and the level of nauseous malevolence i feel is like. Astonishing. it doesn't even make sense because rural oregon looks exactly the same aside from having different species of trees and i LOVE it. sometimes a sickness and a rot just lives inside a specific geographical point, i guess. you root yourself to it. i can't wait until i'm done seeing my dad and can go back to the little baby city with the parent i actually like. holy Shit.

#my entire original fiction project is built around the concept of 'when the world is sick and so are you' #but i forgot just how sick this place feels. #there's no rationality to it of course. it's beautiful to some people. But This Place Is Rotten #god i hate it. i really do honest to god fucking hate it. #i'm always hearing from people who left new england and came back who go 'oh youll come back someday :)' #'you'll realize you miss it' #and i did expect to be hit with homesickness when i drove through my old town. i did expect it to ache #it does not. I Hate This Fucking Place . #negative #i suppose

[azpherambles]

#i am so fucking Normal right now #i dont vibe as much with the aesthetic and im nervous about the town customisation but ouughh i really had given up #do you like mmos and their little quests and crafting but hate people and grinding this is like a singleplayer mmo but tiny but like also n #i mean god i hope its bigger than the first game #its Dense not Big #so like.... bigger fantasy life mean. #... more stuff?!?!?!? #please #fantasy life

[dsaffan69]

randy jaaaaade

#dsaffan69 productions #dialtown #dial town #randy jade #i made a plad texture brush for this and everything #changed my art atyle to lineless #i cant believe this took like an hour i spent too much time on this actually #god i hate drawing denim

[ickypuppi3]

there’s something so freeing to me about the idea of billy, steve, heather and robin just fucking off out of hawkins and living in a shitty little apartment together in a city somewhere

#billy hargrove #steve harrington #heather holloway #robin buckley #harringrove #buckleway #god i hate that town #like i genuinely can’t express how much i need them out of there #fuck hawkins all my homies hate hawkins #nothing but bad vibes now #putting them in a shitty little apartment in a city #where there’s plenty of gay people #because i think they all need it #i mean billy had that #but the rest of them need it i’m telling you #i genuinely just feel like robin would thrive being somewhere with more going on #and heather and steve could do with being away from their parents #experience a little culture people c’mon #let them go into the 90’s in style #maybe it’s because i didn’t grow up somewhere like that #but it just feels stifling idk #even without all the weird shit #i would go insane after a full day there #billy was so valid for hating his life there #so true of you king #the only spin off they do should be this actually #but it’s a sitcom #then i’d watch it #jargyle have to be in it too though #ickyspeaks

[sokkas-first-fangirl]

I'm really looking forward to reaching the Gerudo portion of "Luminous," because Bazz, Rivan and Sidon reacting to Bozai being a creep is going to be hilarious.

Sir, this "girl" just walked in with three very big bodyguards. Maybe backing away would be a better idea.

#god i hate bozai #he's gonna get his ass kicked i promise you #writing plans #luminous #botw fanfic #my writing #link botw #link totk #link loz #prince sidon #bazz loz #rivan loz #bozai #gerudo town #link: 'he calls that flirting? mipha used to compare my eyes to sapphires. weak.' #breath of the wild #botw #legend of zelda

[backpackingspace]

Okay but xie lian really do just being lying the whole series

#Tgcf #heaven official's blessing #Xie lian #When I first watched the series I was like wow! Himbo love that for him! #On rewatches it became more and more clear that he was just straight up lying! (And trying to have a soft meet cute) love that for him #Xie lian about anything ever: Oh! I just happened to be in the area I know nothing relevant ever #Cut to scenes where xie lian in fact did know everything relevant #I know he was actually scarp collecting/homeless/struggling but also #I fully believe he tripped his way into main character status everywhere he went #Every single town spent decades talking about that one guy who just showed up! Asked for scraps! Taught all the street kids martial arts #That lead directly to an uprising that he directly took part in and then how he picked the one moldy bun got sick and died forever #Like everyone that met him was just like ???? Yall will never believe this #His statue pops up in the capital and everyone who has ever met him ever just be like yah it makes more sense that he's a God #Jun wu frantically stopping all evidence that he has prayers and followers bc that RUINS his plans goddamn it xinela #Jun wu to Ling wen: Okay okay perfect everybody hates xie lian now with his distruction now tell him he has zero merits really rub it in #Ling wen: who has had to read sort and hide all the prayers he's been getting for 800 years .....yes sir

[caffeinated-and-annoying-bard]

i've been thinking of writing a stardew valley au of the magnus archives with martin as the farmer and jon as some misanthrope researcher living maybe on a flat above the library instead of gunther (perhaps he's researching the strange monsters that appear in the mines and you don't see nearly anywhere else in the world...)

if i were to write it, i think it would be fun to replace canon sdv characters with tma characters, wouldn't it? maybe sasha as maru, perhaps renting a room in the house in the mountains from robin (assuming i don't change her for, say, gertrude? eric and gerry could be there as well. perhaps the house is gertrude's but eric is her assistant– or her son and gerry her actual grandson– and has taken over some of the manual work with her aging, and gerry as sebastian?)

perhaps helen and michael could be there instead of emily and haley? trevor and daisy (julia is in a band now. good for her.) could run the adventurer's guild and daisy could be in shane's place (see: recovering from addiction/unhealthy habits as a parallel to the hunt) perhaps she'd be physically disabled in some way, that would be an explanation as to why the mines are not purged from monsters overnight (can you tell i love daisy)?? basira could be in marnie's place and helping daisy recover while she recovers herself? :)

tim and danny as sam and vincent, with danny as an older vincent but younger than canon danny, perhaps?? waiting for their father or mother or both to return from the war with the gotoro empire? (maybe he had always lived there, moved to a bigger city for a while and returned when the war started. maybe he, sasha and jon are working for the same long-term monster researching project. wouldn't it be nice if martin just came bumbling around one day and drastically started indirectly improving their research productivity with his sdv farmer endeavors?? the four of them engaging in shenanigans?? think about it.)

georgie could be kind of like sandy/visit from time to time from the city, make it a jon heart event first and then a melanie one. melanie could be an aggressive version of leah ("youtuber lives in charming yet spooky town in a cabin in the woods, has a successful channel and a podcast girlfriend. good for her.")

there would be different heart events suiting more the canon characters (maybe sasha's 8-heart could be her venting about how she moved to pelican town because someone tried to kill her and steal her identity, tim's about how a circus kidnapped his little brother as a kid like in that one statement, etc. and i'm vibrating like i'll break glass jusr by thinking of what to do with jon.)

at some point jon is sent by elias to the "my ex-husband took the furniture" quest and martin tags along for the fun of it.

i don't know what to do with harvey because he's my husband and i love him and i don't want him gone but i'll think about it. after all, i'm still missing caroline, pierre and abigail (although they could pretty well be mikaele salesa running the store with annabelle working and living there.) perhaps naomi herne should suit the harvey role?? she's peaceful enough to not make me angry for not getting to have my dearest harvey right there. she'd be a doctor, obviously, and perhaps michael could work with her as a part-time nurse? she's waiting for her husband to return from the war (evan herne was sent to the army by his family for abandoning the lukas jojamart family business and marrying naomi, but he'll come back, fear not.)

diego molina and agnes montague as pam and penny doesn't sound bad, and i'm seriously considering having elias be both lewis and the wizard. for the fun of it? perhaps everyone but jon (and later martin) wonders who the wizard is- he calls himself the wizard j. magnus because he's a pretentious bastard. (jon has been set in a position where if he reveals this he gets turned into a plant or something) and he's also the mayor of the town (his legal name is very much elias bouchard.) also, instead of the affair with marnie he has an affair with morris the jojamart guy (peter lukas.)

george, evelyn and alex could be replaced by julia and trevor– they could be softer, less hunt but still recovering from the same thing as daisy– and julia could have a petty feud with jon because, before she knew she was a lesbian, she fancied gerry and gerry used jon as an escape tactic. nothing came of it between gerry and jon but the incident stayed and it was very funny to everyone else.

jude perry could fit clint (and keep on her incel pining over agnes, have a petty feud with jon, because she burned his hand "accidentally" and also because jon is very good at creating petty feuds with people. martin and i both love that man), and krobus and the dwarf could stay like that, etc. and perhaps jas could be daisy's goddaughter that she's struggling to raise (it could be an event, her realising that she needs to pull herself together and stop letting basira raise her alone, just paying half the bills won't cut it– maybe they weren't even together before this and a year or two after her starting the path towards recovery they get together??)

perhaps for willy we could put oliver banks and mike crew there?? local lightning-scarred man is entranced by the vastness of the sea (+his goth not-yet-partner). local hot goth fisherman is so done with everything and just wants peace with the dead quiet of the sea (he rants about death to martin as a heart event, fight me). they should also be a little bit older, to balance the age range of people in town and also because yes.

also jojamart. i think it shoudl stay jojamart because i need someone to make a jmart pun somewhere.

if i should set elias as the wizard/lewis, peter lukas as morris jojamart, who could simon fairchild be?gus, maybe? god knows he's funny enough to be the owner of a saloon. it's funny to imagine his banter with helen while working busy nights there (helen i love you why does the fandom only care about michael.)

i don't know who else i could switch off but if anyone has any ideas both the comment section and my ask box are open :)

#val ramblings #the magnus archives #stardew valley #the town would be full of young-ish adults oh god #there's still peter (before he gets banished by the power of martin hating capitalism) and mikaele and gertrude and elias and oliver???also #basira and daisy should be a bit older i think. let them age together. also mike. mike could be a little younger than oliver but still!!!!! #and well. helen. #michael could be her younger brother and that's that #also simon #and uhhhhhh diego molina #and everyone thinks jon is like 10 years older than he is so #martin will be DELIGHTED once he discovers the truth #ah i'd forgotten eric #now that i think about it it'd be pretty well-balanced if i play my cards right #ah!! trevor as well

[ebongrove]

sometimes i forget i have nothing in common with people my age from here until i see a girl i went to school with on insta exclaiming "wtf is this" in response to hearing the cranberries and i want to kermit

#i hate this town my fucking god #feeling a lil bit sadge. #not fair that my favorite ppl live so far away #haley.txt

[star-mum]

Finished playing Bully for the first time ever since tricking my mom into getting it for me 11 years ago

My entire life seems meaningless now

#i HATE finishing story games #makes me feel like I lost a little part of myself #a little bit of my soul has died #cause I can’t shove people into trashcans or destroy fools at bmx races around town #I have half a mind to play it again #but some of those missions are SO FUCKING DIFFICULT #and I was HUMBLED the whole time by having to use the wii controllers #cause i only have it on wii #anyways hey rockstar 👉👈 baby 🥰 Bully 2 when ? #Im itching to check the price of it on steam and play it again with a ps2 controller #OH MY GOD AND GETTING THE ACHIEVEMENTS???? #someone stop me #please #either stop me or hype me up

[bsaka7]

this dude has torn his ACL Four TIMES AND HE'S ONLY 25??? And he's STILL PLAYING???

#how do u trust ur body after that holy shit #Hock.txt #God bless I've never torn my ACL but some of my friends have and like. Shit dude #My hs running buddy is afraid to RUN again #Also i hate seeing casual references to DSM like towns I know r not supposed to exist in the ether.

[ivegotsomanyrippedknees]

Being gay and emo in a small town is like being shot in the chest

#i hate this town its so washed up #pop punk #emo #gay #god save us all #gayboy

[chipistrate]

I kinda wanna draw the og beta Cassie ngl...

#Chip Chatter #god I hate fiszi designs but I'm just #morbid curiosity ig?? #I cannot rest until I draw every variant of Cassie #I got the og teaser blonde girl- the brown hair version from the trailer (before we saw the cutouts)- and ofc the final design #now there's a new white girl in town..... #also I wanna see what I can do with the silhouette and the small hint of colors we got #maybe I can make them look better and not be the most neon shit I can put in a teaser that's meant to be dark(literal) and scary #wait are both her arms different colors??? #girl why is one of your arms orange

[badolmen]

Incredibly frustrated by how condescendingly jaded my uncle can be but I’m being so brave about it <- not blowing him up with my mind even though I want to

#ra speaks #personal #I love him. but my dude. bruh. #made a comment abt how I should try working/volunteering w the homeless #after I commented on his tirade abt homeless ppl ‘gaming the system’ by getting arrested in the winter #to have somewhere warm w food to stay like ‘why are we not talking about how fucked it is that the homeless will fucking die if they don’t? #like sir. buddy. you do remember that I grew up on food stamp right? I have gone to a food bank as a recipient before. #I’ve volunteered at shelters and soup kitchens before. I know addicts and homeless people in town. #this isn’t some naive wide eyed college socialist ‘those poor homeless people are saints’ schitck #this is a tired university food pantry anarchist ‘aren’t you fucking tired of being cruel to people who make the best o thr circumstances?’ #sorry you can no longer see the divine value of every human life and must endure the tragedy #of considering everyone not to your standard a lost cause. #some of us see the work to be done and will be doing it instead of wallowing in hate and pity. #shut up and get to work like the rest of us if you hate it so much. #it’s just like *strangled him* you see me twice a year dude I DO WORK AT A SOUP KITCHEN YOU IDIOT #I just don’t talk abt it because it’s just something I do sorry I thought making acts of charity your whole personality #was vain and frowned upon in christian society??? #this makes my plans to ditch academia and go into fulltime aid work feel all the more. idk vindicated??? #that’s not the right word but you get it. uncle t I love you but you know fuck all and have hardened your heart to the world. #god break that heart of stone you have and bless you with love for your fellow man. or whatever. #for context this convo happened like two years ago but I saw him last week and in light of recent personal revelations I’ve remembered it #core memory locked in ‘are you for fucking real uncle t?’ #vocational woes