#General Tallmadge sounds SO sexy

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Everyday I think about this passage in Ben’s memoir and then I’m mad at him

#Ben!!! BENNN #General Tallmadge sounds SO sexy #and I don’t give a fuck if he’s old #if he became a General maybe it would be easier to find shit on him!!!!! #and I just know he wouldn’t have lost DC okay #I just do #benjamin tallmadge #amanda speaks #amanda roasts benjamin tallmadge

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Amrev as Classic Vines pt. 4

(After that post, we all could use a little laugh. Hope these help lighten up your mood or day! Enjoy!) 

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King George III: *holding ice cream* Unicorns be like- 

*smashes ice cream at Seabury* 

Seabury: 

Laurens: *after he discovered Hamilton’s marriage* Screw you, I’m leaving! 

*slams door, pauses* 

Laurens: Oh...forgot my keys! Ha ha ha 

Hamilton: Laurens, how did you get your hair to look so good? I’m jealous... 

Laurens: ...It’s...natural... 

Hamilton: Wow... 

Jefferson: Sir, can I have a full tank of gas? 

Hamilton: That is $38 

Jefferson: That is absolutely ridiculous 

Hamilton: If you don’t like the price, go to Taco Bell. They’ll give you gas for $1.29 

Henry Laurens: This room always messy! You got clothes on the floor- 

Laurens: *grins and presses button* I do this all the time, I am so sorry 

Hamilton: *at Maria Reynolds* Ooh- 

Betsey: No! Very bad no! Go inside! 

Hamilton: 

Betsey: Now, stay in there and think about what you did wrong! 

Hamilton: But she was fine- 

Washington: *when the aides leave to go somewhere* Alright guys, have fun! I’ll be here! *laughs awkwardly* If you need me! By myself... 

Angelica: Did you see what Alexander did to his girlfriend at lunch?! 

Peggy: What?! 

Angelica: He got her a napkin! 

Peggy: No! 

Angelica: Yes! That is so goals! 

Laurens: Time for some patriatoic activities! 

Lafayette: Fireworks?! 

Laurens: No! Dumping tea! *splashes tea* 

Redcoat: *screams* 

Lafayette: Was that hot tea? 

Laurens: Maybe... 

Tilghman: What are you doing...? 

Meade: THE FLOORS ARE LAVA! 

Tilghman: You’ve been doing that since you were a kid... 

Meade: I’m not dead yet, am I?! 

Washington: Okay, senior trip! Where do you want to go? 

Hamilton: The Bahamas! 

Washington: I don’t know about that...

Laurens: Let’s go to hell! 

Washington: No! 

Betsey: What do you want for Christmas? 

Angelica H: All the worlds pugs! *pause* Pugs are for life 

Philip H: Hey, Dad, can we go get ice cream?

Hamilton: Uh...sorry buddy, we can’t 

Philip H: Okay...fine, I guess I’ll just tell Mom that you’re cheating on her 

Hamilton: *panics* Ice cream sounds great! Let’s go! 

Burr: Hey, could you pass the ranch? 

Hamilton: What do you say? 

Burr: Uh, what do you say? Give me that stupid ranch before I kill you. I swear it- 

 Hamilton: Oh, you look like you got a little something right there... 

Laurens: What is it? 

Hamilton: Pepper? 

Laurens: Wait...no..Ow! That’s my mustache! 

Hamilton: Babe... 

Laurens: *wakes up* Wassup? 

Hamilton: I love you~ 

Laurens: New phone, who this?

Hamilton: What...? 

Laurens: New phone, who this?! 

Tallmadge: Go pet the lion, he’s more scared of you than you are of it 

Arnold: I highly doubt that cause I am terrified right now 

*Burr says something* 

Hamilton: *tries not to laugh but fails* Fuck you Burr 

Washington: *at Hamilton*: Hey, son! How’s it going? How are those chores going? Don’t forget the flowers, you need to...WATER those! 

Hamilton: Gingers have no souls...seriously...just look at them 

Hamilton: Hey, me and John are going to go jump off a bridge! You wanna come? 

Lafayette: Oh my God, I am so unprepared for this *laughs* YES!

Johann Lavine: Hey, buddy, your grades are slipping... what’s up with that? 

Hamilton:  What’s up with you just getting out of prison? 

Harry Laurens: Not to rough... 

Laurens: *tossing Jemmy up and down* He’s alright! Aren’t you? 

Laurens: *tosses Jemmy up*

Jemmy: *hits head and falls* 

Laurens: 

Harry: 

Laurens: Call the doctor...now... 

Lafayette: *at Laurens* You look coat looks so comfortable! 

Hamilton: *at Laurens* You’re so sexy I set you as my homescreen! 

Kinloch: *at Laurens* You have the voice of an angel! 

Betsey: Can I get all tall frappichino? You want whipped cream? 

Hamilton: *deep voice* You bet your ass I want whipped cream 

Betsey: *slightly terrified* With whipped cream...

Hamilton: Whipped cream.. 

Hamilton: *in aide-de-camp office* Fuck. 

Washington: Yo! Watch your language! 

Hamilton: Oh, shit my bad. Fucking...dammn it... 

Hamilton: I had a dream about you last night... 

Laurens: Well, tell me about it~ 

Hamilton: No, I don’t remember! 

Laurens: Well, try to remember something 

Hamilton: You were in France, it was a Tuesday night, you were wearing a red shirt 

Laurens: 

Betsey: Babe, we did it! You’re going to be a father! 

Hamilton: Babe, I’m reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?! 

Hale: I’m Nate 

Tallmadge: And I’m Ben 

Both: And we’re too very supportive guys 

Tallmadge: I can’t lift this... 

Hale: I believe in you 

Tallmadge: Okay...

Hamilton: How many times do I have to tell you, you’re ten years old for crying out loud 

Philip H: I know Dad, I’m sorry...

Hamilton: Beer before liquor never been sicker. Okay? 

Theodosia Burr Jr: Dude, how’d your Dad make all the money? 

Philip H: Dad, do the voice... 

Hamilton: E. A. Sports 

General Green: Show me the police sketch 

*Laurens hands paper* 

General Green: What the hell is this? 

Laurens: Art *peace sign* Okay? 

Jefferson: Ladies...if you ever want to get a guy’s attention... just wear a bonnent! They are so sexy bring them back! 

Laurens: *does something reckless and stabs a Redcoat hot-like on the battlefiled*

Hamilton: That was majestic~

Laurens: Alexander, what big eyes you have

Hamilton: All the better ways to see you, my dear! 

Laurens: What big nose! 

Hamilton: 

Laurens: 

Hamilton: *laughs awkwardly* What about my nose? 

*When Hamilton returns from Yorktown*

Betsey: Oh, honey, I’m so happy you’re back! But can you surprise me in a cuter way, so I can film it and post it on Facebook 

Andre: Whatever happened to predictability? 

Arnold: What do you mean? 

Andre: I mean, the milkman, the paper boy, England teaming! 

King George III: Wait what? You’re not coming to my tea party?! Seabury, I made biscuts! 

Paul Revere: Hey, guys. If you really want to get the job, bring your own bean bag to the interview! That way you look casual 

John Quincy Adams: My Mom said I could be the best dancer in the world! 

Abigail Adams: Believe in yourself, baby!

Hamilton: You know when it’s sibling day and you’re like, “Hey! I love you.” 

James Hamilton Jr.: I love you too... 

Both: I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! 

Philip H: Dad...? 

Hamilton: Yes, sweetie? 

Philip H: What are you doing?

Hamilton: Just watching you sleep

Philip H: This is my dorm! 

Rachel Faucette: Alexander, it’s family dinner time. Get those elbows off the table. 

Hamilton: Fine 

Hamilton: * to James Hamilton, foot on table* Dad, can you pass me the potatoes 

Spada: *howls like a wolf* 

Meade: Hey, Harrison, what do you want for Christmas? 

Harrison: I don’t know! I got pizza and some turkey for Christmas, man! I’m so hungry!

#source: vine #iconic vines #classic vines #alexander hamilton #john laurens #eliza schuyler #angelica schuyler #peggy schuyler #john andre #benedict arnold #rachel faucette #johann lavine #hamilton as vines #amrev as iconic vines #pt 4 #lams #historical lams #there's a lot of lams in this one #amrev