The captain found out 'bout us // and ordered them to throw // us both overboard tonight // Together we will go // But I'm yours, you know // And I'll love you still in hell // And I hope they didn't tie up // Your hands as tight as mine // I'll see you on the bed of this Blue ocean babe, sometime.
Gay Pirates - Cosmo Jarvis
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Mia, about to tell Ethan she's divorcing him for Zoe: Honey, I have some bad news for you...
Ethan: Me too. I'm divorcing you for funky cameraman I found in the swamp.
Mia:
Ethan: No hard feelings.
Mia:
Mia: Honey, I have some good news for you!
This is basically how Mutually Divorced Mithan goes in my mind tbh.
Ethan being like "I still like you, and I'd still like you in my life, but I want a divorce for several reason and also because I found a boyfriend in the swamp."
Mia: "Understandable, because me too. Except with a girl."
And then they stay friends. The only thing that's a little bit weird is Mia and Clancy don't really get along when they see each other (understandable, she did kill his friends). Other than that, everyone's great.
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Flint this, Stede that.
Hello?? THIS is the most valid piece of gay pirate media
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i feel like the gay pirates video almost disappeared from the internet but I FOUND IT
warning: flashing lights
here's another (different) version without flashing
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clethan enjoyer.... do you have any special headcanons for them... i would love to hear your thoughts i love these sillies so much but im starving to death with this lack of content..... bahqhah
You're asking for Clethan Content??
Nobody ever asks for Clethan content!
Anyway, yes, have some headcanons:
He knows it's a little old school/90's, but Clancy LOVES making home movies.
Like, Ethan could just be cooking, or watching something, and Clancy will tape it just so he can look back at it later. He finds a lot of comfort in the domestic bliss (plus his boyfriend is adorable. How could he NOT have some videos of him?)
Ethan thinks it's endearing.
Clancy is Ethan's first boyfriend, and at the start he was a little nervous about it.
Not in a "Oh no people will know I like boys" way, but in a "Oh NO I'm dating a CUTE MAN" way.
Clancy snores. Loud. And Ethan can only deal with it because Mia also used to snore. Loud.
They go to therapy together. It was actually Ethan's idea, because they both have really bad PTSD from Dulvey and he thought talking to someone about it would help.
Clancy was reluctant about it at first, but it actually has helped.
They have movie nights like every Friday where they'll watch older movies Clancy managed to scrounge up. (They've shelved the horror genre for a while, though)
Ethan has probably had to listen to Clancy rant about certain movies, because he is definitely a film nerd. Like, bro probably went to college for filmopraghy.
He tries not to be annoying about it, but Ethan likes hearing him talk/go on about the thing he's passionate about.
They hang out with Mia and Zoe still. Mostly Zoe. (Clancy and Mia have a lot of.... mixed emotions about each other)
Clancy big spoon, Ethan little spoon is their default cuddle position.
Ethan would be the one to propose. It would just take him forever to find the "right time" to do it after he buys the ring.
They're always cuddling when they're sitting on the couch or whatever. Always holding hands and giving each other little smooches.
Physical affection is so big for them change my mind. (Also Clancy's home movie making is technically a love language)
Neither know Ethan is mold. Which isn't really a problem (until it is)
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