#GOD WHY

[podcastwizard]

I must not be enraged by the man playing music out loud on the bus. Getting mad at the guy absolutely blowing my ear drums out through his Bluetooth speaker is the mind-killer. Going full apeshit on public transit at nine in the morning because some inconsiderate fuckwad is blasting Top 40 hits at full volume is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my frustration. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. Where the absolute blood-boiling fury has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

#WHY #GOD WHY

[youallruinmylifereplacement]

*My girlfriend talking about watching SPN, as is the homosexual way*

Me: Babe, the things that I did…

Me: What I became

Me: You ask me to open that door and rewatch Supernatural you will not like what walks back out.

#I’m not strong enough #even making this meme is a risk #meme #supernatural #god why #in the year 2023 #spn #destiel #gay #gays #gay meme #spn meme #spn memes #supernatural meme #supernatural memes #superwholock #GOD #Dean Winchester #Castiel #deancas #dean #4.16 #on the head of a pin #my girlfriend and I watch TV #jk I’m fighting this show with my life

[simstoyourdismay]

gold rush by taylor swift is so incredibly patrochilles coded i'm screaming throwing up crying rn

#art creds to awanqi on artstation #tsoa #the song of achilles #thesongofachilles #patrochilles #patroclus #achilles #achilles and patroclus #gold rush #taylor swift #taylorswift #gold rush taylor swift #god why #atlas speaks

[bridoesotherjunk]

crisp rat's attempt at the classic mario "wahoo!" just makes me want to find charles martinet and give him a hug

#charles martinet #mario #mario movie #crisp rat #voice actors #god why #why did you cast him why #he sounds TERRIBLE #it's just chris pratt #he's not even TRYING #PLEASE

[bloodnvanity]

Johnny: you saved me. i owe you my life.

Kenshi: no thanks, i’ve seen it and i’m not very impressed.

#johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #incorrect mortal kombat #mortal kombat #i love them #god why #quotes #johnshi

[felt-squirrels]

Concierge: If you’ve enjoyed this tale-

Me: read the room, Kevin

#GOD WHY #i mean i love melae or however the hell her name is spelled but OH NO #tpp #juno steel #junoverse #the penumbra podcast

[buggisthegreat]

I’ve been obsessing over different welcome home aus and this is my next victim so have this quick little sketch as my first post woopdie woo

corpse bride au by @sketchquill

#i have art block #god why

[emmyrosee]

The first word Atsumu’s little girl says, is a swear word.

It’s not like he was actively trying to get her to swear, honest! If anything, you’d been trying to get her to say either mumma or dadda, jingling toys in her face to encourage her, calling each other such nicknames (the jackals have an absolute field day with it) for her to recognize, but she was not budging. She’d merely giggle or blink confused at the two of you being wildly dramatic in your actions.

And sure, he should’ve been more careful, but it’s all ‘Samu’s fault!

Well. According to Atsumu, anyways.

“You sure you should be walkin’ around with her while you call me?” Osamu asks, his own phone propped on the register while he counts the receipts from the lunch rush. “I’ll be over in a minute anyways, and you’re not the most… agile.”

“Who you callin’ not agile!” Atsumu whines, scrunching his face up as his little girl paws at his cheeks. “Name one time when I wasn’t agile!” When Osamu opens his mouth to speak, Atsumu cuts him off with a quick “don’t answer that” and a small scowl.

“‘Tsumu, if you can spell agile-“

“I don’t get paid to spell, let alone for free, for you.”

“I’m just sayin’ you’re a little clumsy ‘s all,” his brother defends, stapling the receipts all together. “And I’d hate to have to text your wife that you dropped the baby, while tryin’ to tell me you’re not clumsy.”

“I’m so hurt you think so low of me,” Atsumu whines. “I’m just carrying my kid around, what’s the worst-“

Before he can finish his sob story, a loud THWAK! rings out in the room, so loud it even causes Osamu to look up; he slow smirk curls on his lips, and a smug ‘you okay?’ falls unsympathetically, while Atsumu’s face pales, and he sinks his teeth into his lower lip. It wobbles in pain, and his eye twitches to try and hide the tears that well in his waterline, and who the fuck decided to put a coffee table right there anyways-

“FFFFF-UCK!” The blonde screams, eliciting squealy giggles from his daughter, and deep chuckles from his traitor of a brother. “O-oh my God, what the fuck! Jesus Christ, I thought we’d moved this fuckin’ thing!”

His body fills with nausea as he struggles to not burst into tears in front of his brother, his child still laughing with absolutely no remorse or sympathy, that little monster. Slowly, and with a grunt of pain with every step, Atsumu limps over to the couch, setting his child and phone down to cradle his possibly broken toe. Osamu, still wheezing from his laughter, merely rolls his eyes as he listens to his brother struggle, a sigh to further calm himself easing past his lips.

“Jeez, dude, ya stubbed your toe, how bad could it-“

“Shut the fuck up, I feel like I’m going to puke!” Atsumu snarls, panting and groaning in pain. “I think I fuckin’ broke it-“

“Oi, watch your mouth-“

“Oh, what, ya think your niece is finally gonna fuckin’ say her first word, we’ve been trying to get her to fuckin’ say something for the past fuckin’ eight months-“

“Fffahk!” The toddler parrots, with absolute perfect timing. Her tiny eyebrows furrow, as if the word feels strange on her tongue, and if Atsumu thought he was going to puke before, now the bile was actually rushing up his throat. Osamu cackles on the other end, his face red and body squirming as he laughs freely, hands even coming down to smack his leg. This, in turn, causes his niece to pick up Atsumu’s phone and look at her uncle, cooing happily at the sight.

“Oh my god, I needed that today, whew!” He wipes a tear from his eyes as Atsumu slowly brings the phone up to his face, still pale but only now because his child said her first word, and it was so far from the words he’d wanted her to say.

“Oh I’m so divorced-“

“Oh, you so are.”

“Uh… what do I gotta pay you to not tell my wife, your best friend and the love of my life about this?”

“Oh, trust me ‘Tsumu,” osamu begins with a sigh, grabbing his phone to head to the kitchen and make his twin his promised lunch. “There is not a thing you could pay me that could keep me quiet from this.”

“‘Samu please, be merciful, I don’t ask ya for much-“

“Okay, now that’s funny.”

Sure enough, just a minute later, his phone buzzes with a text from you, excitedly asking what your two year old’s first word was.

“OSAMU!”

“Osss…mu!”

“Oh now you start talking.”

#I. LOVE. DAD. PROMPTS. #WHY DO I HAVE BABY FEVER #GOD WHY #atsumu miya #atsumu miya fluff #atsumu miya crack #atsumu miya x reader #atsumu miya x f!reader #<- implied #atsumu miya x reader fluff #atsumu miya x reader crack #atsumu miya imagine #atsumu miya haikyuu #miya atsumu #miya atsumu fluff #miya atsumu crack #miya atsumu x reader #miya atsumu x f!reader #miya atsumu x reader crack #miya atsumu x reader fluff #miya atsumu imagine #miya atsumu haikyuu #haikyuu #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu crack #haikyuu imagine #haikyuu x f!reader #haikyuu x yn #haikyuu x y/n

[aerynwrites]

You know idk why I’m trying to make myself sad if Christmas Eve but here we are lmao.

I’ve seen the HC of how Astarion would deal with outliving his S/O or Tav mainly bc he will live literally forever but like…

What about Halsin outliving a human S/O or a Tav who definitely won’t live as long as him.

Like???

That man would be torn up I’m sorry. I know he’s probably outlived many many people but like if this was one of the few true relationships he had??

He would be a mess. But he wouldn’t show it until the very end. He’d be there for you taking care of you until the very end and he’d only let himself truly break down after you’re gone, not wanting your final moments to be full of grief for him.

#god why #probs gonna write something about this #bc ugh #I love him #halsin #bg3

[blmpff]

Today on BL Fashion: that scarf

#god why #where did it come from #what is its purpose #the sign the series #favorite scenes #episode 10 #tharn #bl fashion shows #for the love of tank tops #blmpff

[terrible-leviathan]

THAT'S IT????? NO SK8 S2 TRAILER AT LEAST?????????

#GOD WHY #im happy that we got news for the ova but c'mon my renga heart YEARNS for my boys #sk8 #sk8 the infinity

[chimisart]

Yeah so WILD IS A TEACHER NOW. I mean not wild wild but like hero of the wild DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE. The creator of lu said they dont even know if they will add totk events into canon lu wild or not so guess we dont know. BUT IM BEGGING PLEASEEEEEEE WILD IS A TEACHER IM E DE AD

I’m adding this to the lil wild headcanons even tho does it even count as headcanon if its litr real. I wonder if totk universe has shitty pay for teachers too.

#linked universe #lu wild #legend of zelda #like is he teacher canon now pleaze #i love this #my heart hurts at zelda tho #god why #totk #tears of the kingdom #this is it for me guys I am now gunna die happy

[gavidaily]

SEASON 23/24 ↳ FC Barcelona: El Clasico | 28.10.23

#pablo gavi #gavi #fc barcelona #gavigif #la liga 23/24 #*matches #*23/24 #*fcb #*laliga #*23/24 FK #el clasico #he played so well today :( #he did not deserve that result :( #his face in interviews #also who the fuck likes to see that boy in pain ?? why send him to do interviews??? #jude did shit the first half #and gasp NO YELLOW CARD!! #i dont understand why xavi subbed fermin really #i hate seeing gavi sad #god why #whyyyyyy #i'm still trying to find the moment when he hurt his cheek #oh besties im sad sad #anyway fuck it we ball #tw real m*drid

[sillyzombiedelusion]

Rhaenyra stans, for the love of god sort your shit out and work on your misogyny. You’re embarrassing the rest of us 👏🏻

#muties who love rhaenyra I love you #this is not at you #hotd #god why #do I tag this anti rhaenyra #I’m not mad at girlfriend #okay I’ll use a group tag #anti team black

[belong2human-kind]

The more I see about Sabine Wren and Ezra Bridger's relationship during my Rebels rewatch and now back on the Ahsoka trailer, the more I see how much they actually resemble Kanan and Hera's relationship and the more I am positive about the idea that Sabine may actually found out she had intense feelings for him when it was too late, just like Hera, but instead she could never have the chance to say it like Hera did

And that hurts me more than it should-

#ezra bridger #sabine wren #star wars rebels #ezra and sabine #god why #sabine and ezra #sabezra #ezrabine #im cryng #please give me this #help my brain #star wars

[hi-i-am-a-sock]

why is my brain insisting on starting scottish gaelic rn

SIR THIS ISN'T REASONABLE I HAVE OTHER CHILDREN LANGUAGES I'M A STUDENT LOOKING FOR A JOB I CAN'T AFFOR- *gunshots*

#every time is like the first time #but the problem is that i couldn't resist before #so i probably won't be able to resist now #god why #langblr #languages #language learning #polyglot #studyblr