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saramackenzie1982 · 2 years

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I've been under the weather today. But when I saw this, I had to laugh. 😂 It gives me hope to finish my own. #BilboBaggins #JRRTolkien #ReaderAndWriter #LotsOfTime #ToWrite #AutumnReading #ComfyChair #CoffeeCurrentlyReading #ClassicLiterature #PeterJackson #NotJustATeenMovie #YoureReady #FunnyWriter #ThereAndBackAgain https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf0KPrpM1CU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#bilbobaggins #jrrtolkien #readerandwriter #lotsoftime #towrite #autumnreading #comfychair #coffeecurrentlyreading #classicliterature #peterjackson #notjustateenmovie #youreready #funnywriter #thereandbackagain

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singinbluebird · 2 years

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Someone give me funnywriting prompts please I wanna write but I need to ease myself into it again first TT

#meow meow meow

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ladmob · 3 years

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An individual hates Ramen - impressive

Another person hates Ramen – original

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#FunnyIdeas, #FunnyWriting, #LoveFunny, #ReallyFunny

#FunnyHumorous #FunnyQuotes #FunnyTextposts #FunnyWriting #Hilarious

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strangerays · 5 years

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If I ever got lucky enough to have my story turned into a movie, then I would start a petition to have all my characters sing a song together like the voice actors do the end of kids’ movies

Yeah. Good luck getting that one out of your head.

#writer #writers #writingmemes #funnywriting #ilovewriting #writing #creativewriting

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seliyareine · 5 years

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Shitposts for Elementalists: Rise of Atlantis (ERA) cause I'm bored and tired.

#writing #writing inspiration #writing prompt #shitpost #funny #funnywriting #FUCK UUUUUUUUUU #friends

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i-amm-writing · 4 years

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Does anyone else sometimes get this mood? Lol

#writing #writer #write #author #thewriteway #letswrite #meme #writersblock #writers #writingprompt #funnywriter #funny writing #funny #writinglife #writingmeme #writing humor #writing meme #writing memes

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prewriteapp · 4 years

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dauntlesshonestkind · 4 years

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Even if you’re doing what you love you don’t always love doing it. -Leigh Green #mediumwriter #writingiswork #mediumwritersofinstagram #writerslife #writersofinstagram #funny #funnywriting #intuition #faith #hardwork https://www.instagram.com/p/B6ZYON3nej9/?igshid=13r5zmr7726gf

#mediumwriter #writingiswork #mediumwritersofinstagram #writerslife #writersofinstagram #funny #funnywriting #intuition #faith #hardwork

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princepdr · 5 years

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Bakki hoge sare Side tey...!!! #raping meidaan ch main klaa, Socha #luk #like main jivein #model, Bddeh #Bazurga nu Lge Jivein Main Koi #Jhllaah.... . #newgeneration #aj #kl #da #munde #rap #rapping #hiphoprap #hiphop #funnymemes #funnywriting 😋 #have #fun #babies #real #realshit #chotte #worldstar #desihiphop #universalstudios #bohemia #michaeljackson #snoopdogg #snoopy #tupac https://www.instagram.com/p/ByD17JfHcZR/?igshid=1eaqeuxra155f

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papasbasement · 5 years

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#Hair of a #schoolshooter. Heart of a champion. My latest for @thepromptmag. Link in profile. #comedy #comedywriting #comedywriter #metal #metalhead #headbang #headbangers #headbanging #misfits #danzig #funnywriting #written #comedywriters #humor #humorwriting #writinghumor #humorwriter #writehumor #glenndanzig #sideburns #curlyhair #goodhair #childhoodmemories #juniorhigh #howharddidpubertyhityou #metalmusic https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw9up_nBjdC/?igshid=1uyyydssw7p33

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writersblockwithprompts · 5 years

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Writing Prompt #86

“Bad things don’t happen to guys like you.”

“On the contrary. I met you, didn’t I ?”

#writers block #writing prompt #dialogue prompt #writing #prompts #dialogue prompts #writer #writing problems #deep #prompt #funny #funnyprompt #humour #comedy #comedyprompt #funnywriter

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thepenwielderposts-blog · 7 years

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The Traders of the City

I woke up later that night to screaming. I was so startled I fell out of my bed.

“Ha. Got you.”

“Did you. Seriously. Wake me up. For no reason. Other than. To fuck with me.”

“Yes.”

“You remember when I threw you into the trash?”

“Yes”

“Are you immune to garbage compactors?”

He went silent.

“Yes”

“That took a while. I think you’re lying.”

“No. I’m Excalibur. I can’t be destroyed by a garbage compactor.”

“You’re an Excalibitch. I wish I’d never stepped foot inside that cave.”

“It was your destiny.”

“Oh yeah. It was totally destiny. That I was passing through a cave. And I heard someone’s voice calling like a little girl: ‘Someone rescue me! I’m alone and lonely and by myself and I have no company!’ So I, being the good guy, went inside and now I’m stuck with this… with you.”

“Hey, we discussed we’d never talk about me doing that.

“Well boohoo. Where are the papers?”

“Fuck you kid.”

I stood up from the floor and begun my early morning exercises.

“Real help that’ll do for your belly fat.”

“I don’t have belly fat.”

“Really. Sorry. Most people with your… facial structure tend to be… you know.”

“Fat?”

“Fat.”

The conversation ended after that. I finished my exercises, took a bath in a little side bathroom the room had, and got clothed. Sometime after that the stone wall opened and Prick stood there with his prick hanging out.

“WHAT THE FUCK”

“What?”

“WHY ARE YOU NAKED”

“I didn’t want to wear clothes.”

“BUT WHY”

“It’s my home”

“YEAH BUT I’M HERE”

“So. You’re my guests. Deal with it.” He stopped for a second. “Ohhh I get it. You must be gay.”

“WHAT”

“You know. Yesterday when you said-“

“I CLEARLY ONLY SAID IT BECAUSE IT WAS THE PASSWORD” I glanced at his member for a second. “PLEASE”

The sword spoke “Hah. You’re gay.”

“SHUT UP, YOU KNOW I’M NOT”

“Hmm. I don’t know man. The magic sword seems to be able to read your mind.”

“AGHHHHHH”

Later Prick took us to the city. Decided I should get to know the place I’d be living in for the next… next…

“How long will I be living here again, Prick?”

He looked at me, stopped, pondered and scratched his head for a second, and then responded “About a year.”

At that moment, I swear I felt tears building up in my eyes. “Oh. I see.” I gave a weak “Wooo.” And continued following him. We passed by a numerous amount of shops, merchants, little wooden stalls, traveling traders, and all the sorts. He explained about where I could find all the necessities for my training and survival. Health pots, mana pots, combustible lemons (which I bought a few of), enchanted backpacks, armor, off-hand weapons, wands, and just about anything you can find in a mystical land. Everything is sold by merchants here.

“So here’s my favorite restaurant. Prick’s.”

Do you just like it because it has your name?”

“What do you mean?”

“Well it says ‘Prick’ right in the title.”

“Prick is the owner of this fine establishment.”

“Isn’t that you then?”

“Well if we’re going by name then this restaurant is owned by just about everyone in the city.”

“How so?”

“Everyone in this city is named Prick.”

I gave out a joking laugh. I didn’t believe him. “What. Hah. No that’s not possible.” I pulled a random merchant from the street. “I will buy the most expensive item on you right now if you tell me your real name.”

“Th’ name’s Prick sonny. Been th’a’way since I ‘as born. Here’s my most expensive item. Is an amulet o’ protection.”

I stood there. Looking at him dumbfounded. His name was actually Prick. What the actual fuck. I came to my senses eventually and asked “How much?”

“55 Ruons.”

“All right”

I handed him the Ruons and took the Amulet. I looked back at the original Prick. He was giving me this smug ass face that I wanted to punch right off of him.

“Ok I believe you. Everyone is named Prick.”

Excalibur added “Yup. Seems you found the city for you.”

Ignoring him, I continued.

“Ok, let’s eat at Prick’s.

Inside the restaurant was amazing. There were about 50 tables, each hand-carved from marble stones, giving each table a unique look. The floor consisted of stones that I didn’t know of. Patterns of dark reds and blues clashing with each other like the old grandiose battles between kingdoms. Colors that did the dance of death as the lights shining from outside the windows shifted the perspective with every waking moment. The walls seemed to flow like waves ready to be plundered and explored. Ready to be turned violent by those ready to adventure its captivating waters.

“This is amazing”

“Too bad you won’t be eating here.”

“What? Why not?”

“You haven’t earned it.”

“When do I earn it?”

“End of the year.”

“I have to endure a year with you and this shitty sword to eat here?”

“Exactly.”

“..You’re on Prick.”

“Hey kid. I just noticed something.”

What was it?

“Prick is naked again”

“Agh. Goddamit, gross!”

I fell back and hit my neck. I was instantly knocked out.

#excalibur #funny #original #kms #funnywriting

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ladmob · 2 years

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Preteen boys can not choose a small scare - fascinating

Preteen boys won’t be able to acquire a tiny scare – hot

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#FunnyPics, #FunnyLovePictures, #FunnyHumorous, #HowsFunny

#FunnyJokes #FunnyWriting #HilariousFunny #ILoveYouFunnyQuotes #Wtf

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altan-ndut · 4 years

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Antara irit ama pelit beda tipis ya, wak.... 😨 ⠀ . . . . . ⠀ #humormalam#humorbuatyangngertiaja#ketawaaja#santuy#bebasketawa#sialtanmaungejayus#sindutaltan#altanstory#ceritalucu#ceritajenaka#funnywriter#tertawa#jenaka#lucu ⠀ (at Pondok Aren, Ciledug) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5aIeriF3ta/?igshid=oz8fer7j5c8k

#humormalam #humorbuatyangngertiaja #ketawaaja #santuy #bebasketawa #sialtanmaungejayus #sindutaltan #altanstory #ceritalucu #ceritajenaka #funnywriter #tertawa #jenaka #lucu

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seliyareine · 5 years

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#writing inspiration #writing prompt #writing #wattpadstories #wattpad #funnywriting #funny #funny images #funny quotes #incorrectquotes #incorrect quotes #chaos babies

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neemat · 4 years

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#neemat #Neematdiary #dettydecember #december #poem #writer #poet #decmeberpoem #funnyafricanpics #funnywriter #bellanaija #bellanaijaonline #femalewriter #femalewriters #femalewritersofinstagram #writersofig #writersofinstagram #salaryearners #january2020 #100daysinjanuary https://www.instagram.com/p/B6glcz_F8Vt/?igshid=c2r2ym6pvks8

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