#Funny Quotes

[long-red-when-hold]

#record labels #starbucks #funny quotes #crystal reed #로리 #khloe kardashian #takami keigo #dnd oc #cute girl #headers

[jamespotterbbg]

the marauders as shit my friends have said:

Remus: "Saying the drizzle rained like gyrating fish is just the kind of literary device that makes this brilliant."

Pandora: "I had a child, we figured out we were soulmates, got married over text."

Regulus: "I walk in like 'time to die'"

Barty: "I am ready to fight God"

Sirius: "He's right there, that little traitor bitch."

Remus: "Rehab is for quitters"

Lily: "Can't be a billionaire without breaking a few ankles."

Evan: "You're drinking fancy water today?"

Barty: "I committed arson on Saturday"

Marlene: "I'm not a hoe, but I can be ;)"

Sirius: "Girls are too complicated, I fuck with men."

Mary: "I like shiny things... like birds. and fish."

Marlene: "I need oral support- I mean moral support"

#my friends are a little crazy #marauders era #the marauders #marauders fandom #the marauders era #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #regulus black #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotations #marauders incorrect quotes #funny quotes #marauders #lily evans #mwpp #pandora rosier #pandora lovegood #evan rosier #moony #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #anything for our moony #marlene mckinnon #mary macdonald #the valkyries #slytherin skittles #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #regulus and evan and barty

[irussia]

Paul: “may thy knife chip and shatter”

Feyd “may thy knife chip and shatter”

Paul : what the fuck ?

Feyd: the fuck is all mine

#dune part 2 #feyd rautha #paul atreides #funny quotes #dune movie

[pumpkinspiceshiplover]

Vlad King: Can't you be nice to class 1A, just this once?

Monoma: I can.

Monoma: But I'm not going to.

(Vlad King dealing with his students)

Bonus:

Vlad King: Shouldn't you do something about this?

Kendo: He's your student!

Kendo: Besides, I'm on a lunch break.

#boku no hero academia #mha #my hero academia #class 1b #bnha #inncorrect quotes #original #have a good day #vlad king #monoma neito #funny quotes #made this up randomly #funny post #bonus #this makes me laugh #gif #kendo itsuka #no ships #memes #bnha memes #shorts

[vyl]

SPOILERS AHEAD

part one of why I think TSC is an absolute masterpiece and Nora Sakavic is a comedian at heart

y'all I read this in 48 hours I'm not okay, expect me to spam my entire account with yapping of this book for the next weeks

#tsc #tsc spoilers #aftg #andrew minyard #neil josten #the sunshine court #jean moreau #jeremy knox #the foxes #usc trojans #catalina alvarez #laila dermott #waymack #nora sakavic #bookblr #quotes #this ended me #i speedran this #part one #funny #funny quotes

[remanence-of-love]

#love #love quotes #relatable quotes #heartbreak #heartbroken #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #loss #life quotes #life #quotes #relatable #funny #funny quotes #remanence-of-love #a blog for the heartbroken

[trippineverywhere]

#funny memes #possum memes #relatable #relatable memes #funny quotes #funny #funny content #funny tumblr #possum #dank memes #stupid memes #memes

[puppetmaster13u]

Mini Prompt

9 year old Dick: What are you writing?

Alfred: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house, I am simply letting them know it's private information.

5 year old Jason: ...this just says 'fuck around and find out' in cursive

#incorrect quotes #funny quotes #batfam quotes #prompts #batfamily #batman #jason todd #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #batman au #grandpa alfred #they're still too baby to patrol but they can hang out in the batcave with A on the comms

[legendarycollectiveflower]

I need a Dionysus in my life

#dionysus #chaotic academia #dark academia #greek mythology #shakespeare #funny quotes

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

"- You ever try to hack Buzzfeed? - All the time."

-Ryan Bergara & Shane Madej, Mystery Files ("The Maniacal TV Hijacking of Max Headroom")

#funny quotes #ryan & shane #ryan bergara #shane madej #buzzfeed unsolved #buzzfeed #mystery files #watcher entertainment

[fairydrowning]

Me and my unhealthy eating and sleeping habits and just my delusional thoughts against this world.

#staying delulu is the solulu #funny quotes #words #spilled words #fragments #excerpts #spilled thoughts

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Lucifer: Did I get so drunk last night that I declared myself the King of all Ducks? Lilith: If I said no, I'd be lying to the King of all Ducks.

#Hazbin Hotel #HazbinHotel #Lucifer Morningstar #Incorrect Hazbin Hotel #Incorrect Hazbin Hotel Quotes #IncorrectQuotes #Incorrect Quotes #Lilith Moringstar #Lucifer and Lilith #ducks #he totally did this at some point. #helluva boss #animation #amazon prime #Happy Release Day #funny #funny quotes #duck #hellaverse #hellverse #funny blog #incorrect quotes blog #lilith magne #charlie morningstar

[cosmosinmycoffee]

#fish #washington #funny quotes #funny #funny post #salmon #fish post #tweets #twitter #nature #valentines #valentines day #natural resources

[remanence-of-love]

#love #love quotes #relatable quotes #heartbreak #heartbroken #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #loss #life quotes #life #quotes #a blog for the heartbroken #remanence-of-love #funny #funny quotes

[queermarsworld]

Bowuigi

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

Before Bowser started flirting with Luigi, he was encouraged by the green plumber to look for other love opportunities—some possibly closer than the Koopa King realized.

#bowuigi #luigi #bowser x luigi #incorrect quotes #clone high #clone high quotes #funny quotes #super mario bros #mario bros #mario #princess peach #peach #mareach #mario x peach #flirting #supermariobroscomics #hint hint #wink wink #crush #new love interest #lgbtlove #lgbtq+ #super mario bros fanart #bowuigi fanart