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frownyalfred · 1 year
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a random socialite: “Your rude, spoiled children shouldn’t be allowed at these events. They ruin every party they go to.”
Bruce, a rude, spoiled nepo baby currently in a secret competition with his children to see who can ruin this gala first: “…uh huh.”
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blu3b3rryj4mp1r3 · 5 months
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I was making a birthday card a while ago and needed a vector so I made this one from this screenshot:
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free to use with or without credit :)
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""I'm seeing someone!" Atsushi called out, standing up so fast his chair fell behind him. Immediately all eyes turned to him and he flushed a bright red. All the conversations around him halted as everyone processed his words.
Kenji leaned over to Kyouka asking if this meant that Atsushi's eye sight was improving and then asked when it had gotten bad."
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fieldworm · 1 month
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You guys might not know it but Holt and Jackson actually have such tragic lore...
*looks down at my feet*
*puts hands in my pockets*
Heh.. but you probably think that's lame right .....
*dramatic sigh and tears up*
*kicks a pebble*
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nobrashfestivity · 2 months
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Ed Ruscha word paintings
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little-chattes · 1 year
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Let’s explore each other’s bodies like Ben and jerry did while inventing the worlds most pretty good ice cream. Like it’s not the best, but it’s pretty good. The ice cream that is, the body exploring was probably insane.
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oldfarmhouse · 6 months
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🪴🍃🌸🌿
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eileenguy · 2 years
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btw. Did u guys know
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eileens gay little car
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snowberry-pie · 4 months
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i think astarion would have an onlyfans but he would never show hole or even face it would just be ridiculously overpriced content of him like whipping his bed with a belt and hand pics and it would get him like $50K a month
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chasingwhitebunnies · 3 months
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Lancelot: So you blame yourself for your father’s death?
Merlin: No, I blame the knights that ambushed us. I mean, he was only there because we needed him because I released Kilgharrah on Camelo- Oh, my Gods, I do blame myself
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obsessive-ego · 7 months
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"You're ditching me?! On Halloween?! Babes how could you!?" The ghoul cried as you loaded the washing machine
"I told you, my cousin is getting married on Halloween and I have to be there-" you sigh, still pretty upset about the whole thing
"Alright, so you're missing a netherworld halloween bash for some breather's Halloween wedding, babes. You KNOW my party is gonna be the better option -"
"It's not a halloween wedding"
"What?! Talk about a waste" Beetlejuice grumbles as if this was his problem
"I know." You sigh again as you continue the laundry
"Can't ya just sign the guest book, then hop on over to the roadhouse? No one would notice one little breather missing, right?" Beetlejuice pleads with you even though you told him plenty of times there's no way out, you'll be surrounded by family, they'll notice.
"I'm sorry, beetlejuice, I'll have to wait till next year to celebrate Halloween in the netherworld" you try your best to stay calm about the whole situation, but deep down you wanted to cry, you've never had the opportunity to celebrate in the netherworld and now you have to wait till next year.
"Well, fine!" Beetlejuice pulls you into a side hug, his arm wrapped snuggly around your shoulder."Then I'll be your plus one"
You grimace at the thought "I couldn't ask you to cancel your party just for me-" it was sweet of him to drop everything for you, but introducing beetlejuice to your family? Or more accurately introducing Mr beetleman to your family, you'd rather not go through that headache, especially not during a family wedding
"No, babes, I insist"
You begrudgingly go with his "offer" and think to yourself, you'll just send him back to the netherworld once you're infront of the venue, maybe if this wasn't a family wedding you would have left him tag along, you muse at the idea as you watch the ghoul show you outfit after tacky outfit asking your opinion on what he should wear to the occasion since he's "meeting the folks"
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frownyalfred · 1 year
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The best part about Batman is that 75% of his characterization can be split into this format:
Internally: [dramatic rant about (insert relevant topic/character/memory)]
Externally: “Hn.”
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rk-tmblr · 22 days
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<Hurry up, Miya. The silent's being too creepy here where you're supposed to be and I cannot stand it anymore.
>Woah Omi-kun, ya surely have a weird way to admit you're missin' me...
<I do not miss you. I want you, Miya. So get a move on.
From my (soon to be) SakuAtsu Fanfiction.
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limerenze · 1 year
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we need to talk about the depressed-bisexual-hufflepuff falling in love with mean-slytherin-quidditch-player pipeline more
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bigenderteruki · 1 year
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[ID: a meme of Roshuuto Douzen from mob psycho 100. The top caption reads "What if Roshuuto Douzen 😂 had whatsapp 😂😂" Below there is a whatsapp screen with a picture of Roshuuto next to it. The first message is from reigen who says "fucking KILL YOURSELF" the next is Hoshida who says "i NEED my books back" Shinra says "Jeff Bezos has 121 BILLION dollars. The population of earth-" Tome says "fucking KILL YOURSELF" Jodo says "NEED Cocaina" Serizawa says "fucking KILL YOURSELF" /END ID]
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