#Fossil Bros

[cringefail-clown]

absolutely fucking munching on both strider guardians, would you mind people drawing fan art of em? (and of the au in general ofc) because i need drawing inspo and this is GIVING it

ofc i wouldn't mind at all!! id love to see it! and if any of yall draw something for the tb au pls tag me so i can scream at you lovingly!!

and i just adore strider bros, here have another one as a treat

#ask #homestuck #turnabout au #homestuck turnabout #dave strider #alpha dave #kinda?? #im thunking about making him a palaeontologist in tb #like listen i love movie director alpha bro but daves fascination with dead stuff always felt like such a wasted opportunity #and the director doesnt really fit this particular au #but the palaeontology stuff ties nicely with guardians knowing about the sburb stuff and helping develop it through skaianet #hed be helping granny jade with the ruins to decode the stuff about the game #hed ofc do the sbahj on the side bc ofc #just a dude and his cool rocks and fossils

[yugiohz]

horikoshi calling women over 29 hags is not funny but deku unintentionally doing so is

#Why is that man even making fun of 30yo bro you are 40sth you are a FOSSIL among shonen jump authors omgg….. #Embarrassing #lb #bnha

[thatonesalmonlingnamedspike]

undertales gonna be 10 years old this year wow thats something

#naw bro i'm practically a fossil #undertale #undertale anniversary #HAPPY 10 YEARS UNDERTALE!

[lavenderr-starrs]

Guys cmon now’s not the time

I love ya’ll I do you’ve saved my asses a bunch in duels

but I REALLY don’t need ALL of you on turn 1 :/

Thank god I also had miracle rupture

#I went against a Yusei duelist and I went First and I was able to fossil fuse turn 1 using their junk converter #and they just surrendered on their turn afterward 😭 #IM SORRY BRO OMG 🥲 #yugioh #yugioh duel links #lav is gaming

[hellodahliah]

Me at 6.40 am: writing out in my phone notes which year i think all of the strangetown townies are born... zodiacs etc.

#tbd #i feel like a fossil #remember the ask about how old the curious bros are... #pascal is born in 1992 vid 1993 and lazlo 1995 #they are milllennials #chloe and lola are born 1998 and nerv 1999 #tank johnny ophelia 2005 #ripp 2006 #they are gen z #jill 2012 and buck 2013 #jenny is born 1984

[mxwhore]

it's funny to me read you talking about how hot is where you live because we've just got out of a nasty dry season here, almost four months of no rain

now that it's over it's been raining pretty often and you can finally exist without turning into a puddle lol

we're at 29° at the moment. It goes down to 20-25° when it's raining, which is objectively not very cold, but when you're used to an average of 39° anything is better

YES get steamed like a dumpling babe

#for reference i lived for sweet eighteen years of my life inside the allure of the pampa patagónica #averaging a whole ass 15°C of pure bliss in summer #back when i lived there. at least #crying when can we all nuke all reservoirs of fossil fuels so we can force the dipshits to go fully green #“39° sounds hellish bro im so sorry. so far were at 33° over here” #tessa answers!

[nevert-the-guy]

A Study on Elemental Systems

#i'm tagging everything involved in this #i need to inflict maximum psychic damage with that lower half #mario #super mario bros #club penguin #luigi's mansion #tloz #final fantasy #(ff fans let me know which one it was if you can) #(i wanna say it was the one with tidus) #megaman #megaman zero #megaman battle network #fossil fighters #kirby #super smash bros #puzzle and dragons #alex kidd #never thought i'd ever tag that #fire emblem #of all things i will ever create this will probably be the one that is most like an xkcd comic #once i get more systems in mind i may expand this image to become worse #that is a promise threat and guarantee #and for the record i think mega man zero's is the worst #primarily in the context of fairy leviathan's boss fight

[pagangamer9]

🐉🫧✨

#super mario bros wonder #toadette #yoshi dragon #dragon boneyard #dragon fossil #wonder fruit

[fullmetal-angelgrace]

what kinda crazy homoerotic dance are will and hannibal doing in Naka-Choko at the crime scene 😳😳

#i can't look away #also bro. did. did will do that alone??? did hannibal help him putting that body on the fossil??? #and them talking at the crime scene?!??? #licherally insane #hannibal nbc #hannibal Naka-Choko #hannibal 2x10 #hannigram #naomi watches things tag

[tiny-jester-art-dump]

Siamo from Fossil Fighters. Never a big fan of the design, too tacky for me.

#siamo #fossil fighters #fossilfightersfanart #vivosaurs #siamotyrannus #nice tats bro

[h3lvetica-bold]

isn't it fucked up that there are thousands of dinosaur species that we'll never be able to find fossils of or even evidence of their existence because none of them died in the right way to have their bones fossilized. that out of likely populations of billions we've only ever found 50 or so t-rexes. what about the dinosaurs that didn't prosper into the billions. species with hundreds of thousands and even millions of members, and not a single one of them is remembered. do you think any of them knew? do you think some of them knew it was their time? how many of them tried to fight for their lives in a battle against such a cosmic twist of fate? do you think they knew it was inevitable? that they could do nothing but lay down and die? or do you think they fought valiantly against the abyss? that they tried desperately to keep on going until the dust cleared. and to think that so many dinosaurs could have fought tooth and nail to survive only for us to not even know the way their bones looked. that a species could have tried so long to keep on living. that a creature could live a life so long, so beautiful, a life full of intrigue, honor, dishonor, love, violence, hatred, hunger, famine, glory, passion. that a creature could have a life so fufilling only to be forgotten by the sands of time. is it wrong to weep for what could have been? for the thousands upon millions of dinosaur species that we cannot even honor with a name because their death was not worthy of one. is it okay to say sorry? sorry to the animals that will be forever lost to time? to the creatures that will never be remembered in any shape or form. to animals that have long since vanished from the face of an earth so loving. because i'm sorry. i'm sorry that we will never be able to gaze upon your faces, to hold our hands on your skull's cheek, to lean in and tell you that you did it. you fought against the odds, you worked so hard, you had families, you had favorite memories, you had friends. you did so good, mr. dinosaur. your corpse is a reminder that you once were. that your lineage once was. that you lived, and that you thrived. it is an honor to be able to see your face. you are loved, mr. dinosaur.

#dinosaur #dinosaurs #fossils #fossil #honestly bro it makes me cry #i wish we could know everything #i wish we could tell them their lives were worth living #would they understand? #would they know what that means? #did dinosaurs love? #do you think they tried? #it wants me to tag this as madoka magica😭

[art-g0blin-draws]

Buddy of mine paid me to draw his favorite mario character riding his favorite pokemon. I'm pretty happy with this

#pokemon #nintendo #gamefreak #aerodactyl #super mario bros #mario tennis #mario party #pokemon red #pokemon blue #fanart #digital art #digital #pokemon fanart #digital artist #digitalart #flying type #rock type #fossil pokemon #wah #waluigi #waluigi number one #dinosaur #purple

[slicksquid]

why is elvis here

#why is he also a mob boss #em plays fossil fighters champions #(nick)name reveal im not typing out tumblr user slickquid as many times as i will hypothetically post about this game #next time that bitch todd comes in my sight im exposing his ass to you all for him being an anti-masker #bro keeps telling pauleen to take her mask off and then saying she's probably UGLY underneath it #todd im going to beat your ass #this game has one flaw and it's TODD

[monstriiss]

everyone wants to talk about monsters but not talk about their taxonomy 😔

#i just wanna know how vampires evolved bro #what was their common ancestor and where are the fossils #carbon date these bitches #lets study their DNA #;; ooc

[smuglemon]

i like to imagine n's vanilluxe and klinklang got along really well together because they are both Multiple Guys

#it's just very cute #they'd all be nice pairs. #archeops and carracosta as the fossil bros. #reshiram and zoroark as the everyoen associates them with n bros #and vanilluxe and klinklang as the twins bros. #i know he proabnly released most of these sfter bw it just makes me hashtag sad #theyre still vibing together in my heart #n

[harmonious]

I wish applying for jobs in my field wasn’t literally a lottery. Gonna start casting spells on the other hundred+ candidates.

#dmns fossil prep job I am looking at you #giving people exactly five business days to apply for a job #because you know you’ll get an insane deluge of applicants in that time #is crazyyyyy #please can I have a full time permanent job at a reasonable salary #that’s all I want #I’m not even being picky about the location bro #I’ll live in fucking New Jersey for all I care #(I actually care a lot and don’t want to live in NJ but I will for a check I guess)