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#Flawless Victory
spacevixenmusic · 1 year
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yup, when it comes to eating out, being a girl’s the only way to go
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wild-saber1337 · 9 months
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RIDE THE BIKE THEY SAID YOU'LL BE FINE THEY SAID
I would die the first ten feet of this course 0_0'
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tampire · 1 year
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Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa shows Pride of being Shang Tsung
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terraxcloud · 4 days
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rocknroll7575 · 10 months
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RWBY MK Fatalities! (RWBY & JNPR)
RUBY ROSE: Fatality 1 - Thorns
FINISH HER!
*Ruby shoots Cinder in the Legs causing her to fall to her knees, and Ruby then uses her Semblance to get behind Cinder then and then cuts off her head, and as the head is in the air, Ruby takes aim and shoots Cinder through the head*
Fatality! Ruby Rose Wins!
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WEISS SCHNEE: Fatality 1 - Knight
FINISH HER!
*stabs the ground and freezes Emerald in ice before summoning her knight which towers over Emerald, the knight then raises his sword and then brings it down, cutting Emerald in half, her guts spilled out as the rest of her body was still frozen in the ice*
Fatality! Weiss Schnee Wins!
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BLAKE BELLADONNA: Fatality 1 - Cat Clawed
FINISH HIM!
*Blake throws Gambol Shroud and it stabs in Roman's chest and pulls Roman toward her only to kick Gambol Shroud deeper into his chest before grabbing it and slicing open Roman's chest and stomach*
Fatality! Blake Belladonna wins!
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YANG XIAO-LONG: Fatality 1 - Dunk
FINISH HER!
*Yang shoots two rounds into Neo's stomach and chest and blows two holes inside her before activating her Semblance and jumping up and pushes Neo's head down through her own body, splitting her in two*
Fatality! Yang Xiao-Long Wins!
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JAUNE ARC: Fatality 1 - Kite
FINISH HIM!
*Jaune sheathes his sword and activates Greatsword mode and quickly cuts off Mercury's arms and then stabs him in the chest, before activating his shield and cutting Mercury's upper body off*
Fatality! Jaune Arc Wins!
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PYRRHA NIKOS: Fatality 1 - Bullseye
FINISH HER!
*Pyrrha throws her shield and pins Cinder to the wall, her head stuck due to the shield, Pyrrha aims her spear and throws it at Cinder, spearing her head to the wall*
Fatality! Pyrrha Nikos Wins
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NORA VALKYRIE: Fatality 1 - Hammer time!
FINISH HER!
*Nora hits Cinder in the stomach knocking her back and onto the floor, Nora then blows herself up into the air before falling back down and spinning and gaining speed, Cinder looks up with wide eyes in fear, just as Nora slams her hammer down onto Cinder's head, crushing it like a watermelon*
Fatality! Nora Valkyrie Wins
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LIE REN: Fatality 1 - Snake Bite
FINISH HER!
*Ren throws one of his blades at Cinder and pulls her toward him and once she's close, he uses the other blade to stab into her head and slams her to the floor*
Fatality! Lie Ren Wins
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rubixcubi · 17 days
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“Accidentally” kicking Luke in the junk when sparring… whoops :3c
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afniel · 4 months
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Realizing that I went and wrote a bunch of intentionally aro relationships and my partner was like, "Idk, it seemed like normal relationships to me," and I was like, "I mean yeah it's not that different from ours, I guess, I was kind of going for 45° off from 'normal' romance," and they're like, "Okay, but ours is also pretty much like that," and I'm like, "Yeah, true," and now I'm like, damn hold up, are we both some kinda arospec and THIS is how we figure it out? Because I wrote a long-ass fic about intentionally queer-coded (among other things) robots? Life is weird, man.
Like I've been prone to extreme long-term crushes on a very few (mostly unattainable) people over the years, but I wouldn't have known what to do with them even if they worked out, and cough my ex was not even one of them. I just kind of assumed I was failing to feel a thing I was totally supposed to feel, there, and quite a lot of that relationship emotionally was me going, "Okay, I care like This, but I think I'm supposed to care like That? I'm pretty sure he cares That way. I'm not sure I do, but I mean, there's really only one way*, so maybe I'm just misreading this and actually I do care like That, I'm just bad at it."
*This was me being very incorrect, it turns out. There's all kinds of ways to love someone. It's a very inadequate and nonspecific word.
When I confessed my feelings (which I'd been sitting on for a year) to my partner, their reaction wasn't to be particularly romantic about it. In fact they told me they'd help me move to California if I wanted to. And after I got over my initial confusion of being kissed on the forehead (which is also not super romantic as a gesture and I couldn't decide how to even read that so I kinda skipped over even trying for a while), I was thinking, Awesome, that is a yes. They have promised to assist me with difficult stuff, and said nothing at all about emotions, because that's not a big deal anyway. The important thing is that I can rely on them and vice versa. Cool. We are basically together forever now. Which ended up being true. I just never moved out and now it's like 13 years later, go figure. But that's not what I think actually passes for reciprocating feelings for most people? Worked great for me though.
Anyway I feel like I have accidentally learned something about myself, lol. I guess romance is okay I guess, like it's not repulsive, but seriously, it's WAY more satisfying to me to guess someone else's Quiplash answer because you know they know you would think it's fucking funny, and you do, and because you think it's funny and you're well aware they know your type of humor and you know theirs and that you wouldn't expect them to use "cum" as an answer because that's not usually how they roll, so of course that is the only answer they can possibly give, which is instantly evident to both of you with no conversation whatsoever on the topic. When you got just one brain cell and it's quantum entangled with their just one brain cell so you have a lot of null discussions where nobody has to say anything but it's fully understood anyway, that's The Dream, if you ask me. And like I don't really think that's romantic by the usual definition. You can have that with friends and family, too. But that is what it turns out I prioritize in relationships, which I'm starting to feel like isn't what the majority of people are here for?
TFW it's hard to tell because I've been assuming I'm totally alloromantic so everything I experience must be typical totally alloromantic stuff too, but I'm starting to think it isn't maybe? But how do I even tell, this is like being colorblind, lmao.
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So y'all just get on the internet and look stupid, huh?
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doortotomorrow · 2 years
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“when we were on the ring, I was part of something bigger than myself. I didn't know I needed that, but I did.” - emori kom spacekru
favourite characters two / three the best of the hundred
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andysorbit · 8 months
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Chan would absolutely sit behind you and force you to watch him through a mirror while he's finger fucking you and telling you to be a big girl and take it and he'd just keep cooing in your ear about how pretty your creamy little pussy is for him
Xoxo
this is like a fkn mortal kombat fatality
LET ME FKN BREATHE BITCH DAMN
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kit-mc-corny · 2 years
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The votes are in
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k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9 · 5 months
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𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔰𝔬𝔲𝔩 𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢…
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roguetelemetry · 1 year
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”Nice shooting son, what’s your name?”
“Murphy”
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jrooc · 9 months
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“ And the thing of it is, Ian was totally right. Mickey had no recourse against any deadly machinations that Ian might have, and Stockholm Syndrome had already long since kicked in. Still, it was messed up that a ruthless bio-terrorist had disguised himself as an unassuming high school English teacher and Mickey had no qualms in saying so.
“Or–and hear me out–you simply caught the flu, it knocked you on your ass, and you’re being a massive baby about it,” Ian postulated.
Mickey gamely considered this wild conjecture and countered with his own masterful hypothesis.
“You’re a massive baby,” he whispered hoarsely.
It was a flawless victory and Ian graciously accepted his defeat so he could get Mickey dry and warmed up, and back to bed. ”
From FAFFY by the incomparable @goodkwuestion
Sharing another of my #MyFaveFanFicQuotes from my favourite author.
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skeletonfumes · 2 years
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Mortal Kombat (2021) Simon McQuoid
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