#Finally A Complete H

[raywritesthings]

B.J. Goes To Maine but there’s some kid he’s never heard of already there finishing his undergrad, and what do you mean he’s been here the whole time I’ve known you, Hawk? When did you have the time to send a Korean teenager to college in the States, Hawk? Hawk, do I even know you?

#m*a*s*h #ho-jon #hawkeye pierce #b.j. hunnicutt #obviously the writers probably completely forget they had Hawkeye say Ho-Jon could stay with his parents in the pilot #they also completely forgot Hawkeye had parents plural #but this is mostly a joke anyway so like *shrug* #the idea of Ho-Jon just being there in crabapple cove with Daniel the whole time are v funny to me though #like when Daniel was having his surgery why didn’t Hawkeye just call Ho-Jon for an update #maybe it was finals week idk #did Ho-Jon go to The Party or was he like nah pass #s1 mash characters that drop off the face of the planet but not out of my heart #emerson rants

[trappper-johnathan]

#hawkeye pierce #mash #m*a*s*h #i am having a Difficult Time at work today so im finally posting this set #turns out having a major clearance event during back to school week is Terrible because customers dont know how to not destroy everything 👍 #my section has been completely RENT ASUNDER ರ⁠_⁠ರ #anyway hes JUST like me for real <333 #tw sui ideation

[galedekarios]

it’s still so... hm. i'm not sure what words to use here tbh.

but to give the one character that has received such preferential treatment through early access development and full release even more new content + new lines even though he already has a wealth of scenes, detailed animations, incredible world responsiveness, that about totals to having a third more content than everyone else...

all the while the other characters, their romances, their stories and the way the world they're in reacts to them are still either a barren wasteland or bugged to the point they can’t be triggered.

#like correct me if i'm wrong but ast*rion is the only have to have lines before / after you kiss on top of everything else and it's like #like ok good for him... as always #he's clearly The Priority Above All Else #can w*ll get romance greetings #can g*le's romance be fixed #can minth*ra's romance triggers work #can h*lsin get some content that actually fleshes him out instead of ppl doing the writing for devs #can sh's romance resolution not completely differ tonally from what you and her talked abt before the final fight #can scenes be added to address the imbalance #idk #text: personal #bg3 critical #larian critical #tbd

[tagerrkix]

god(?) said i shall have a badly drawn hastur as my profile picture

#seriously tho #ive been having the same thought upon waking up for the past 4 days #i wake up and my brain immidiately goes “you should have a poorly drawn hastur as your pfp” #then i forget about it for the rest of the day #then next morning it happens again #l i t e r a l l y h a p p e n e d f o u r t i m e s #if this isnt some sort of divine entity speaking to me then idk what it is #will it finally stop #now that i have completed the task #morning update: it did stop i am free now

[s0fter-sin]

so lately i’ve been obsessed with a 141 dancer au

gaz runs classes, has a youtube channel and quickly becomes one of the most sought after choreographers in the music video scene. soap is his dance partner for his classes, he helps run them and does demonstrations with him

ghost is also a choreographer and he’s gaz’s Arch Nemesis

he's famous for never performing his routines, never doing public appearances without his skull mask and being highly exclusive with who he allows to perform his choreo which earns him his name (since he’s a ghost creator). gaz however is a social media darling, his classes and videos regularly doing huge numbers

they both popped up around the same time and are neck and neck in terms of popularity and skill and they immediately rub each other the wrong way

gaz accuses ghost of not actually choreographing his routines himself bc no one has ever seen him dance and ghost thinks gaz is a clout chaser who's just in it for the fame instead of passion

he became a dancer as a way to channel his rage after years of being an underground fighter, the discipline and physicality helping him more than fights ever did. he hates the thought of someone just using it just to get famous when it literally saved his life

deep down they know their accusations are wrong and they have a grudging appreciation for the other's talent but they'd both rather die than admit it

price is a famous dancer turned director they both work with frequently and they always fight over him; trying to get their routines picked for his music videos. he's also the only one in the industry who's ever seen the ghost perform (before he got famous and before the Incident™)

he finally gets fed up with them constantly being at each other's throats and hires them both to work together and choreograph a joint routine. they're both famous in their own right but this video is for a huge artist so neither of them can refuse no matter how much they hate the other

gaz has a gymnastics background but also a ballet background which lends him to a more fluid style whereas ghost’s style is stronger, more masculine with sharper movements so they naturally end up butting heads

then there's soap who has a completely different style altogether, focusing on a more modern, breakdancer style which makes him see everything completely differently

but it also adds to his self-doubt bc he didn't have a formal dance education, he built his entire repertoire by himself. people see him as inferior to gaz who has that very formal, highly disciplined style. his insecurities about only ever being seen as gaz's demonstration partner and that he can only do gaz’s routines so all his skill is just an extension of him instead of being seen as a dancer in his own right forces him to adopt a rigid - destructive - perfectionism in himself and his body

soap meets ghost before the first rehearsal. he gets to the studio early to practice when sees this beautiful man dancing

he has no idea who he is but he moves so seamlessly, almost better than gaz, and he immediately falls a little in love. the man catches him watching in the mirror and he flusters, getting worse as the man just smirks at him and flawlessly completes the routine

soap tries to save face and asks him to teach him the routine he's doing

the man agrees, introducing himself as simon. the style of the routine is familiar to soap but he can't focus on it when simon's hands are on his waist, guiding him through the steps; his chest pressed up against his back. they work together beautifully, picking up each other's body language and dancing together easier and better than they've ever danced with anyone

then gaz arrives and the vibe in the studio immediately changes

simon's easy confidence becomes hostility, pulling up the skull gaiter he'd let hang around his neck as he practically pushes soap behind him to square up to gaz

soap’s shocked when gaz hits back with the same energy until he realises it's the same way he acts whenever he talks about ghost and his stomach drops

he steps out from behind ghost to side with gaz and the betrayal in simon's eyes hurts more than anything he's ever felt

from there it's romeo and juliet; camp gaz versus camp ghost as they fight over every step of the choreo and soap is the poor bastard stuck in the middle

soap tries to channel that “you’re my best friend’s rival, i have to hate you,” mindset but he can’t forget the way it felt to dance with simon

and how much he wants to do it again

#my friend mimi introduced me to gymnast gaz which made me think he grew up in competitive gymnastics and left it to be a dancer #whether his family was disappointed in that decision i havent figured out yet #the Incident™️ was roba getting simon directly from the underground and manipulating him into working at his strip club where price finds h #and pulls him out when roba tries to force him into sex work too #soap earned his name for being such a clean dancer and never making mistakes during performances #which just make his insecurities worse bc now he has to live up to his new reputation as well as fight of the gazs partner image hes gotten #farah and alex are definitely team gaz and i think nikolai would be his manager #then im thinking alejandro and rudy are team ghost with laswell as his manager #then bc soap is the odd man out hes used as tie breaks when they get into arguments about what move should go next in the routine #the pressure of picking correctly and the routine being essentially on his shoulders freaking him out just as much as having to choose #between his best friend who expects him to always side with him and ghost who always has good ideas #this isnt a negative haz au btw i think it would be a good way to explore his arrogance and stubborness #hes decided ghost is his enemy and nothing can pull him away from that #(except for what eventually does but im not sure what that is yet lmao) #i want soap at some point to completely overwork himself and his bad knee swells and gets irritated and finally gives out #and its ghost who forces him to take a break and convinces him that working his body to death wont help him be a better dancer #cue tender wound care and ghost backstory as he reassures soap that he is an amazing dancer #he offers soap a no stress space at his studio if he ever wants it & gaz overhears and thinks soap is betraying him and leaving so cue angs #we’re a team. ghost team #coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine.txt #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #save post #john price #cod 141 #soapghost au

[scalproie]

the red eye is a certified classic look and literally so iconic but I'll be damned if I dont have a MASSIVE soft spot for his extremely dark brown eye

#like the red eye makes his stare look so sharp and menacing but that brown eye? completely different expression and person. #so round and warm. which is not his character at fucking all. #i dont miss the loss of the heterophobia ngl... his look in the final t8 battle is sooooooooo #tagging later #i need to go to bed i cant let people know that i like h

[crazysnor1ax]

Are you hungry for another one?

#I STARTED THIS ONE M O N T H S AGO AND FINALLY FINISHED IT!!! #this one is a tribute to LN 1! it’s so easy to forget how PHENOMENAL this game is imo #like i feel like the fandom takes the characters and everything in a completely opposite direction it’s so easy to forget how unsettling LN #is. like it’s a game you play and it does not leave you for a while dude. not to mention ln 1 has such a creepy and disturbing atmosphere #compared to ln 2 and it’s SO WELL DONE. it really does hit you right in your deepest darkest fears #snorlarts #six ln #shadow six ln #dark six ln #the lady ln #nome ln #little nightmares #gore #blood

[scrawnytreedemon]

I want to finish ALBW before I go talking about it... And I want to try and 100% it before then.

I have two heartpieces left.

One I have no idea where the fuck it's supposed to be,

And the other one is Octoball Derby.

#scrawny rambles #tloz #a link between worlds #albw #god fucking help me #octoball fucking DERBY 😭 #i know the basic controls i know technically what you're supposed to do #BUT THE TIMING IS TOO TIGHT FOR ANY ACTUAL PRECISION AND EVERY SHOT FEELS LIKE A HAIL-MARY #i FINALLY manage to get three pots. and then miss the fucking bird. #i need to get 100 to obtain that piece of heart. fuck yuo. #i've 100%'d the treacherous tower(save for that second go on advanced but that'll be a piece of cake) #but i cannot remember for the life of me obtaining the heartpiece you get for completing intermediate first time #even though i KNOW i must have there's simply no other way #i also remember doing both rupee-rushes but i'll do the hyrule one again if nothing else gives #god fucking help. I WANT TO FINISH THIS INCREDIBLE GAME SO BAD. #I WANT TO FISTFIGHT YUGA AT FULL HEALTH IS THAT SO HARD ????!?!!? #fuck YOU boarman i WILL get you i fucking PTOMISE #i'm keeping the typo a ptomise is a ptomise #watch the fuck out pygmalion fucking w a t c h it

[countess-of-edessa]

“are the girls going to help you make pierogis?” well no one else is fucking gonna are they? no one else in this house has functional fucking hands apparently

#every Christmas i think about the time we came home from mass and my father said “finally! now we can relax.” and sat down at his computer #and played video games for the next three hours while my mother and sister and i stood six feet away from him in the kitchen making #200 pierogis. #it’s crazy considering the amount of stuff he gets done for him on a daily basis that I would never even think would be done for me by anyo #like bed made for him/all meals/all dishes/food put on his plate for him because he refuses to do it himself/pretty much all errands #whenever he wants tea he just says that want out loud and it gets brought to him by magic #i mean or anything else! he once said “did you say we were having cappuccinos today?” just to no one in particular and we all knew no one h #had said anything of the sort. and then he was given one! #of course he goes to work from 8-6ish every day but other than one day a week it’s remote and has been for years and i can hear him #he is pretty much never not on the phone gossiping with someone #and i don’t begrudge him having a not physically intensive job or anything but im just trying to think of the things he has to do #he makes my mother mow the lawn. i do it when i am home because i think that’s disgraceful. #if my mother begs hard enough he'll do the least amount of yard work possible if it’s something we can’t physically do by ourselves. #but on a daily basis it’s just go to work/eat the breakfast brought to you/eat the lunch brought to you/come downstairs eat the dinner made #for you/play video games until you go to bed in the bed that was made for you in the morning #and on non work days it’s just eat/video games/bed #and like all this to say #he complains more and has a worse attitude than anyone I have ever known in my life #whenever he encounters a minor inconvenience he's talking about how it never ends and he never gets a chance to rest for once #literally any day that’s not spent in complete and total stagnation is considered a failure #he hates when my mother and sister and i are happy like we can’t even play music and laugh in the kitchen while we cook and clean up after #meals because it distracts him from his video games and his YouTube videos about video games and the war in Ukraine #he gets mad when we laugh too much lol like dude you’re pretty lucky you have daughters who can have fun while doing the dishes #considering you haven’t done them in like 20 years #word to the ladies out there btw: my parents used to clean up after dinner together when they first got married. so watch out lmao

[deus-ex-mona]

tfw you’re just trying to look up some current affairs and end up on a late night wikidive instead

#s. so. haze season has finally returned huh……. i completely forgot it was a thing tbh #can’t believe *the* haze has its own wikipage tbh… of all things to have a page why *that*??????? #and there are even pages for almost every year of haze. like lmaoooooooo who had this much free time to document it hello~~~~??? #but man~~~~~ i hope my bro’s doing aight in this with his military training and all… i hope they’re giving him sufficient water breaks #nah wait he’ll be fine. he’s physically fit. he can survive a workout in the haze… probably. provided it doesn’t get worse. ahaha……. #hm. but. anyways. stay safe and hydrate yourselves if you’re affected by *the* haze. drink water!!!!!!!!! #h e lp wait i forgot about the thank you for the clean air page im c r y i ng #2015’s haze was quite the time though……. i just remembered my then-friends sending a voice mail to our chat group to manifest school closure #and t h e n sending a follow up recorded cheer of ‘nO SCHOOL!!!!!!!’ when school was (indeed) cancelled due to the weather #g o d i haven’t thought about them in a long while… i hope they’re doing fine these days #oops forgor to disable rbs for a bit this app is kinda annoying tbh

[mycotecture]

Beach boys

#mypost #myart #homestar runner #h*r #strong bad #doodled while trying to complete my final semester essay lol #sb is nervous/scared because he doesn’t know how to swim

[slashingdisneypasta]

"Jim Bickerman for me was like the poor country cousin who was left out of the will, you know, and he's trying to get his piece of the action. And I almost imagine him coming up from Kentucky or somewhere to Maine, and he's sort of always been the embarrassment of the family and he's up there poaching gators, you know, as a side line and making some money."

-Robert Englund, Lake Placid; Final Chapter Interview (movieweb)

#robert englund. on jim. is completely perfect (obviously) XD #i cannot believe i havent read this interview before XDD #i love e v e r y t h i n g about this passageXD #'the embarrassment of the family' 🤣🤣😂 i cannot. #Jim Bickerman #Lake Placid; Final Chapter #Robert Englund

[harrylights]

had the weirdest but coolest dream ever that i might have to turn into an au

#it’s sort of like a soulmates/mythological deity/time loop situation? #it wasn’t h&l in the dream but whatever #basically they’re soulmates and harry is some sort of mythological figure in this reality #and he was punished for smth or other to be separated from louis and has to try to find an organic way to be in his life this reality #but louis is stuck in this time loop and it takes him a few days to figure that part out bc the other ppl are like wtf are u talking about #ur crazy lol but he’s determined and fixates on certain things that wind up disappearing the next day #and then one of the days harry appears w the first item he fixated on and even tho louis doesn’t know him and sort of doesn’t like h #initially anyway #they wind up like??? play wrestling and just become so happy to be w each other and then out of view this like. timeless entity appears #and h is like look at how i found him this time!! pls let us stay together #but the entity is like nah and the day ends and starts over again #louis finally clues in to the fact that h is key to figuring out wtf is going on #but there were like statues and mentions of him in books before and now he’s just gone completely #the dream ended there but i feel like i’d make it so louis has to go through a few more days until he gets that they’re somehow soulmates #and need to find each other #and he has to be the one to find h eventually #and idk it was so whimsical and cool #it probs makes no sense bc Dream Logic #but i need this to be a thing now lmao #rowyn rambles

[un-pearable]

google search how to get people in your life to take your suspicions of inattentive adhd seriously when you’ve been an anxiety-ridden overachiever your entire life

#ITS THE THIRD TIME IVE BROUGHT IT UP. STILL WONT DO ANYTGING ABOUT IT #hate it here both adhd and my (i’m 99% sure actually diagnosed BUT NO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING) anxiety cause executive dysfunction #but even just talking about that means they write me off as lazy. i am a fuckin mess and as always am screwing my self up at just the last #second (two weeks before finals) just in time to hate myself. this is why i always pick up a new interest around this time of year #i swear it’s like a fucking clock i cope with anxiety by fixating on reading a gratuitous amount of content on smthn new #every december may and august and it SUCKS bc it DOES NOT HELP ME and i still get by by the seat of pants bc i stay up until fuck o clock am #and get lucky. fuck. #sry for the swear laden vent i realized i have slightly screwed myself AGAIN and am AGAIN annoyed no one takes me seriously when i bring up #my actual inability to get a n y r h i n g done. basically ever #special shout-out at the one who has repeatedly made jokes throughout my life about my inability to follow two step instructions #like hi yeah literally a diagnostic. fucking hell. #yes diagnoses are just collections of observable traits that we group together and yes it’s not completely debilitating but i am near physic #ally incapable of doing anything without a looming deadline EVEN IF I WANT TO and the fact that i am good at last minute bullshiting means #i have no ducking clue how to get a handle on it or even get people to take me seriously about it #>:(((((((

[miodiodavinci]

feeling tired and weepy , , , ,

#this really belongs on that hypothetical side-blog i keep saying i'm going to make but #i feel like i need somewhere to vent and twitter is. dubious at the moment. #plus i'm trying to wean myself off using it in the event it implodes overnight #but anyway skjhflgdfj #finally seeing a doctor today after two ER trips and over a month of waiting #and the horror sure has become a horror hh #it turns out i stopped taking photos of it around mid december after i nicked it and started needing to bandage it full time #so my photo album where i was documenting its progress cuts off there #but i took another photo last night on the slim chance anything happens today and just #the gut punch of seeing it go from this tiny pearly red bump #to a massive 3cm wide lump of ever-bleeding ever-weeping flesh #sure is hard to take hh #like if i thought it looked like it'd been rendered by a concept artist for a horror game before #h o o boy does it look like it now #like i'm patient zero in some sort of mutagenic plague hh #i'm really desperately hoping i can get an urgent referral to a specialist #because at this point i can't sleep for more than 4 or 5 hours without being soaked in blood and serum #no matter what i do #not to mention the fact that wearing headphones is basically Completely Off The Table™ #either way hh #i'm weepy because i haven't been in a proper doctor's office since high school #due to family deaths and insurance fuck-ups and bigger priorities #and also the fact that my last two doctors (who i each only met once) were incredibly fatphobic #one used to act as though i didn't know what a vegetable was #and the other said the chest pains i was having were because i was having ''''silent panic attacks'''' about my weight #this was all back when i weighed a max of 130 pounds wet #so needless to say It Was Very Fucked Up™ #and it has me scared that i'll be lectured again today about my body #or shamed for having the gall to exist over 120 pounds #i'm scared they won't give me the referral i need to have the horror removed

[peridots-pixiwolf]

[Start ID. The ending screen of the ULTRAKILL level P-2: Wait of the World. It was completed on Standard with a D rank, with 43 minutes and 47.094 seconds in time, 3020 style, and 59 restarts and kills both. The ranking board is blacked out so OP's steam username isn't shown, and on the other side of the screen the stats are unusually absent, indicating this is OP's first time beating the level. End ID]

sorry for showing up to liveblog ultrakill and then abandoning tumblr for five days in a row. It will happen again

#GRAH. ok. iirc this is the only ultkill level I've ever NOT beat in one sitting. usually i'm too stubborn to leave until it's done (see how #i spent 3 hours beating minos). like this is my third go at it. i finally p-ranked 5-2 three days ago (much to my complete and utter #astonishment) and ended up dying 76 times to sisyphus (plus one to the panopticon and maybe 15-40 to the rest of the level) before #restarting the entire level by accident. the day after that i died 20 times in the city + got frustrated and left #i get so desensitized to the difficulty of ultrakill though p-2 was WILD. literally at first it was identical to those mods hk players make #like fireborn's ''path of pain while 50 unkillable primal aspids are chasing me'' and literally anyone who's ever attempted anyrad 3.0 #like there was just an overwhelming sense of WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER MAKE THIS. THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL and it was the only time i ever backed #down from an ultrakill challenge. and then today it's just ''oh hi room with blessed stalker + h. mass and 4 sentries how are you today'' #anyway ough. i cant believe that with the exception of violent difficulty i'm so close to perfecting everything the game has to offer (yet) #i do have a uk character bookmarked on art fight that i said i could only draw after beating sisypus though so :3 #AND I CAN FINALLY GET THE P-2 SHIRT I CAN PUT IN MY SONA'S PERMISSIONS THAT YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DRAW THEM IN IT #ok anyway #peridots-nonsense