#Felix my luv 😌

[g0ttal0ve101]

The Williams Case

(But not really 😍)

Lil Lulu: hm I’m just a baby let me go see what my parents are doi-

Michelle: *OOOOOOOUUGHHHHHHHHHH SOUND EFFECT*

Lil Lulu: what in th-

Michelle: GRRRR 👿 I DON’T LIKE MY KID 👦

Felix: um…why??

Michelle: HE 👦 KILLS 🔪 CATS 🐱

Felix: that’s because he has a personality disorder dear-

Michelle: THROW…😠…IT…😡…OUUUUT 🤬

Felix: bbg no

Lil Lulu: hAUGH 😫!! 😔?! 😭😭😭😭!!!!!! MY FEELINGS HHGHHHHHGHHGHG

-year later 🥺-

Felix: get in the car im definitely not going to kill us all and traumatize you by accident

Lulu: of course papa!!

Felix: 🥰

The car: 💥🚗💥

Lulu: oh no!! Our car….it’s…😨…BROKEN

Emo scar: 🖤

-YEARS later 🤣-

Michelle: 😠…that 👿 bitch 🐩 puked 🤮 on 👈 me 😡 when 😔 he 👦 was 🥶 an 😥 infant 👶 …SLUT 🤬

Lulu: yes? 😨

Michelle: can i try my boxing moves on you?

Lulu: wow mom I didn’t know you boxed!

Michelle: i don’t. 💥🥊

Lulu: AUGH

Michelle: also☝️I’m 😠 selling💲you 👦 for 😍 money 💰

Lulu: Michelle why?! Why?!?!?!?!!!?

Michelle: ☝️…money 💰 plot 🎢

Lulu: but-!

Michelle: NO ❌ here’s 👏 your 👦 dead 💀 dog 🐕 btw 🤣

Lulu: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Michelle: mmm 😋 yummy 🤤 yummy 😛 in 🤪 your 😜 tummy 😝

Lulu: NO-

Michelle: you’ll be a good boy if you eat her 👀

Lulu: Say less!! 😋🍔

Michelle: HAH 🤣 I LIED 🏃‍♀️💨💨💨💨

Lulu: oUhh…my feelings…😖!

-a few hours later 😣-

Lulu, washing dishes: I should really kill this worthless chunk of meat I call my mother. She’s so rude and disrespectful to me. I mean, I can’t even live, laugh, or love. And she looks like she eats lice for fun s-

Cup: 💔

Michelle: *GASPPPPPPP* 😟😓😥😰😨😱

Lulu: Oh shit.

Michelle: SLUT 🤬 WHAT 🧘‍♀️ THE 🏋️‍♀️ FUCK 🥊

Lulu: aUGh

Michelle: *cuts his wrists*

Lulu: A U G H

Michelle: teehee now don’t die or I can’t get money!! *throws him in the bathroom 😵‍💫*

Lulu: eeUuAaGh…

Ester: that bitch let’s get her luv 😈

Lulu: no that’s bad 😨

Ester: bruh it’s either that or living with lice pick one

Lulu: ok let’s do it 😖

Axe: *planted under the gate keeping bed 😜*

- hours later 😚 -

Electric man: Zack is better than Ed-

Ester: *BEATS HIM TO DEATH*

Lulu: YO-OH-OH-OOHHHHH-😨

Ester: our mom is next 😍

Lulu: I DUNNO…

Ester: let’s go start the Boiling Bubble Bath ™️ 👠💄✨

Lulu: 😰…

- an hour later 🥸-

Michelle: HEY 👋 WHERE’S 🤨 MY 🤬 MONEY 💰-

Electric man: *dead…dead as hell*

Michelle: HOLY 😇 SHIT 💩?!?!? 🏃‍♀️💨-🤮

Lulu: this bitch stupid

Ester: I know right watch this *starts drowning her*

Lulu: HEY I THINK WE GOT HER 😨

Ester: naw hold on ⌚️…ok now we can let go 😌

Michelle: EAUG 😫-WHAT 😠 THE 😡-

Ester: shut yo dumbass up

Michelle: 😨

Lulu: wow we’re cool!! 🤩

Ester: lmao I know right watch this *THROWS HER DOWN THE STAIRS*

Lulu: WAIT WHAT

Michelle’s ankle: *brokr*

Michelle: …….CJDVACQ 😫

Ester, walking down the stairs to her: I'm a bitch, 😜 I'm a boss 👑-I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine 💫 like gloss ✨-

Lulu: not the time ester

Ester: my fault *throws airpods* ok back to business 🪓

Michelle: NO 😫 BABY WHY 😭

Ester: why not

Michelle: WHY

Ester: why not

Michelle: BUT WHY THOU-

Ester: *chop* 🤫

No one:

No one:

No one:

No one:

No one:

No one:

No one:

No one:

No one:

Lulu:

AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHGGGGHHAAAAYYYYUJNNNKOSOSJWJEOFHKJRSGKLMBFSAWETUOKHAASASTYTFFGHJJVDRIKNVCJCHJCYXODOYDPDWWUFIGKVKXDWRILNBFSRI 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😭😭💔💔💔💔

#the williams case #< 😱 #btw Ester is Lucian’s separate identity 🧠

[crispy-chan]

4, 7, 8, 20, 21, 41 for the fanfiction writer asks!

Hope you're doing well, lovely💕

- 🍪

I know I disappeared for a long time, I'm sorry!

hello <3, i'm doing well, ty for asking 🥺

4 - my favorite genre to write for

angst

angst angst.

but i also wan't to work on my world building so that i can pump out a hq fantasy fic cause that must be satisfying af :)

i also try my best to write "emotional" shit (cause that's what we do here :p) or at least i attempt to do the sadder parts right but idk if i'm managing lmao

7 - my preferred time to write

when i'm not under pressure. either mornings on weekends or late at night. there's nothing more satisfying than finishing a long fic late at night and posting it before going to bed 😌

8 - where do i take my inspiration from

i lowkey feel like my shit isn't exactly new or unique lmao. it's usually songs (almost every single fic of mine is named after a song) they just inspire me the most and i like to play around with the concepts, etc. also - brooklyn 99. i literally have countless detective/cop au fics planned based off of B99 episodes 😭

i also thrive to be able to write some jake peralta quality humor in the future lol

20 - are there any stories that wished i'd ended differently

tbh, haven't really written that much, ngl. i feel like I'll cross this bridge after I finish maze of memories. and also - the deatheater!chan fic since I have multiple ending ideas lol, we'll see where that goes ...

21 - other writers i admire

as a connoisseur of long fics, most of my fav authors are definitely long fic authors. i read mainly skz and bts fics so these authors usually write for them too:

skz: @/chaninfused, @/jeonginks, @/mintymiknow, @/seungmoe, @/maatryoshkaa

bts: @/jimlingss, @/gukyi

these obviously aren't all of them !! those are just some of my faves that I love to admire from afar, hoping that one day, I'll be able to write stories as captivating as theirs.

41 - my favourite minor character

idk if it technically counts as a minor character but felix from maze of memories, luv you my dude <3. also, sassy jeongin in neverending story.

tysm !! and please, don't apologize !! we all have lives, don't pressure yourself or anything <33

lots of love and stay safe 💕

#mail 💌 #anons ☁️ #games 🎲 #🍪anon #for 21 - you can check my fic rec mlist <3