#Falwell

[jackofalltrades17]

List of people I would like to personally say "fuck you" to in no particular order:

Elon Musk

Mike Pence

Donald Trump

Vladimir Putin

Amy Coney Barret

Brett Kavanaugh

Clarence Thomas

Majorie Taylor Greene

Kanye West

King Charles III

The Falwells of Liberty University

Ronald Reagan or Ronald Reagan's corpse

I'll probably update this at some point but for now this is good.

#politics #Elon musk #Trump #Putin #amy coney barrett #brett kavanaugh #clarence thomas #most of the Supreme Court really even a lot of Senators too #kanye west #ye #King Charles III #falwell #liberty university #ronald reagan #fuck all of you

[saywhat-politics]

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"Falwell Jr. candidly admits that his late father, Jerry Falwell, Sr., founded the university solely to be an institutional arm of the Republican Party and not to be a Christian university aimed at spreading the gospel of Jesus Christ."

#Jerry Falwell jr

[mydaddywiki]

Jerry Falwell

Physique: Stocky Build/Heavyset Height: 6'4" (1.93 m)

Jerry Laymon Falwell Sr. (August 11, 1933 – May 15, 2007) was an American Independent Baptist pastor, televangelist, and conservative activist. He was the founding pastor of the Thomas Road Baptist Church, a megachurch in Lynchburg, Virginia. He founded Lynchburg Christian Academy (Liberty Christian Academy) in 1967, founded Liberty University in 1971, and co-founded the Moral Majority in 1979. The general impression among people who weren't his enthusiastic supporters is that he was a prick; however, he was not involved in the sex or financial scandals that were the downfall of many of his contemporaries including his son, Jerry Falwell Jr..

A tall, silver-haired chub, Falwell is a prime example of not liking someone and lusting after them at the same time. I can’t stand Falwell for his beliefs, but he was hot enough that I still wanted to toss a fuck in him.

Married almost 50 years with three kids until his death in 2007 at the age of 73. According to Jerry Jr., he was in a oppressive marriage to a religious prude who didn’t allow alcohol and sex for only procreation, was the reason Sr. was the way he was. Damn, the pussy must have been good. But she was a prude. So he didn’t get any regularly and he definitely didn’t get any blow jobs.

I bet one good blowjob would have rocked his world and change his views on everything. Blowjobs can work miracles. lol

#Jerry Falwell #mydaddywiki religious figures

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

The Rev. Jerry Falwell

Featuring Rev. Jerry Falwell

Back in 1989, I was a student at Liberty University and in the office of the University president, Rev. Jerry Falwell for violating the school's personal ethics code. I got caught blowing a guy and you know who Rev. Falwell was, you know I was in trouble. Falwell was a so called champion of righteousness, waging a crusade against homosexuality so my time at Liberty was over.

With that being said, I couldn't help but admirer him. Your typical older white male in his late 50s or early 60s. He had greying hair. Not too bad, he had a cute quality to him. And if I was going out, I might as well go big and have some fun with him. I always had a thing for older guys.

I apologized, slowly licked my lips asked, "Is there something I can do to make up for the infraction?"

His face turned red and just shook his head as if there was nothing I could do. I bet he never had a man make a pass at him. His eyes quickly did a once over on me, and bingo. I do believe the good doctor here might have a thing for little ol' me.

We sat there for an awkward minute as he had his internal struggle whether to accept my proposal for sex or not. So I chose to take things to the next level as I got up and walked over to a wall with his accolades. He turned slightly in his chair, not knowing what to do next and I saw his bulge. I had him right where I wanted him I thought as I walked over to a bookcase by his desk and picked up a picture of him and who I assumed was his wife. She seemed like a hard nosed bitch.

"Is this your wife Rev. Falwell," I asked.

"Yes, we've been married for 30 years." He answered. Ah, so he's been debating if he should cheat on his wife with a young piece of ass like me.

"She seems a bit intense, no?" I asked. He chuckled and almost immediately tried to hide it. I struck a nerve. I bet she was a prude with being only for procreating. And definitely no blow-jobs.

"Does she take good care of you, Rev. Falwell?" I gently asked, placing the picture back.

He froze so I took a small step towards him, but his lower lip seem to quiver a bit. As if words were trying to be formed, but my now sexual presence was suffocating him. I took another step forward and fixed his collar of his shirt. I looked into his eyes and whispered, "Rev. Falwell, does she suck your cock every night and morning? Does she make you feel good?"

I slowly shook his head no. I smiled meekly before kneeling in front of him. I licked my lips and said, "Rev. Falwell, I need another chance. Can't you find it in your heart to give me just one more chance."

With his lips still quivering, he nodded yes as I slid my hands up and down his legs. I put on my most sincere face and thanked him while my hands slid up his body and down his legs again. On the next pass I unbuckled his belt so I could undo his pants. I slid them down and was rewarded with a pretty decent cock. It was about 7 inches, thick, veiny and most importantly, hard. I licked from the bottom of his shaft to the tip as he shuddered in pleasure. I took in his musky smell and it felt so erotic. Then I slipped my lips over his manhood and went to work.

Rev. Falwell gripped the arms of his leather chair as I I could feel the veins on his cock as my lips glided up and down. His salty precum hit my tongue and I looked up at him. His glazed over eyes told me everything I needed to know. I had him right where I wanted him.

I continued my oral assault on him as I sucked him off for everything he was worth. He built enough courage to lay a hand on my shoulder and then on my head as my hands slipped under his ass so I could take him deeper. I let his cock hit the back of my throat a couple times to make that sound porn stars make in the videos. I was feeling real slutty as I released his cock from my mouth with a gasp and I jerked him off so I could catch my breathe.

"You're wife doesn't suck your cock like this does she." I asked, looking directly at him. He shook his head no as I slapped his cock against my lips and then my tongue.

Wanting to milk this old bastard and leave him wanting more, I was back to sucking and stroking his thick cock. My head bobbed as his moans got louder and louder. His hands gripped my shoulders as if he wanted me to stop but I wanted it. I wanted his cum. I wanted his satisfaction. He thrusted his hip as he could no longer hold it in anymore. With a last suck, his cock popped out of my mouth for the last time and he shot all over my face as I furiously jerked him off.

His cum sprayed all over my face and I could feel it slowly seep down it. Luckily it looked like he got everything by my eyes. I slowly opened them as I watched him panting as if he'd just ran a marathon. I licked my cum covered lips and tasted him before quickly cleaning all the cum off my face, but didn’t swallow it. Instead I moved quickly up and on top of Jerry until my face was over his. Rev. Falwell opened his mouth to say something and I started French kissing him with my mouth full of the old man’s cum.

Looking into his clear blue eyes, I saw a look of shock. Then he was surprisingly kissing me back. His tongue was every where inside my mouth, angry and as brutal as he could make it. I loved. As I wrapped my tongue around his and sucked, I could feel him swallowing his own cum as he sucked it out of my mouth.

Suddenly I felt his hand grasp my balls. I sucked in air as he tighten his grip on my tender testicles. Then as I started jerking and thrashing from the pain of his iron grip on my balls as we kissed like I had never before kissed someone. I thought he was going to rip my balls off as he squeezed and pulled on them. But a part of me love it.

When we finally broke our embrace, Jerry let go of my balls. And the moment he did that, I undid my pants and jerked them down along with my boxer shorts. My fat dick sprung up and stood straight out from my body. It was so hard it was throbbing. The old man's eyes got big as he looked at my thick dick against his mouth. I didn’t think Rev. Falwell would open his mouth, but then I guess he was so horned up he didn’t know what he was doing. The next thing I knew Rev. Falwell was sucking my dick.

I felt wonderful. But even better to look down at Rev. Jerry Falwell, the fundamentalist preacher who founded the Moral Majority while he had my dick in his mouth. I got so excited that I shot off. He gagged and tried to spit my dick out but I forced my dick in him, and made him swallow the entire load before pulling it out.

Needless to say, I wasn't kicked out of school that day.

#jerry falwell #Jerry Falwell Sr. #The Rev. Jerry Falwell #fan fiction #celebrities

[oldshowbiz]

Jerry Falwell founded his church inside a bottling plant for Donald Duck Soda.

#donald duck #disney #soda #jerry falwell

[anotherpapercut]

this was an addition on another post but I thought it deserved its own because I keep seeing posts about marriage that would fit in on right wing conspiracy YouTube

people should be allowed to choose whether or not they want to get married. posting about how people who don't want to get married are idiots and there's no viable reason why a person might choose not to get legally married makes you sound like Jerry Falwell. marriage should be legally accessible by ALL people regardless of disability, gender or sexuality, but basic rights should ALSO be available to all and not, as this person puts it, locked behind dominant cultural institutions

#jerry falwell was like a big marriage and family conservative btw #theres a post I see going around sometimes where they basically assert that the only reason people choose not to get married #is that they think its 'too permanent' and the post is like 'as if buying a house and having kids arent permanent' #reblogging that is an autoblock for me. you have to be such a fucking ridiculous asshole to agree with that post lmfao #people have been choosing to have long term relationships that dont involve marriage for thousands of years #and they have a myraid of different reasons that dont come down to being too dumb to understand long term commitment #how far down your throat does the boot have to be for you to think the institution of marriage should be the only way to access rights #especially if youre american #its hilarious to me seeing tumblr gays coming on here making posts that sound like things southern baptists have said to me #when the missourian thinks you sound like a reactionary evangelical you know its bad

[makingdonalddrumpfagain]

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#mike pence #jerry falwell jr

[gale-sized-hole]

By the fourth or fifth playthrough of the goblin camp I’ve finally landed on what makes Gut speaking for Gortash (and Bane) make sense to me: the concept of faith healing in charismatic christian churches. The sway held by a leader who can cure all your ills, so long as you go to the extremes. None of this will hurt you if you truly believe, the brand will save you, that snake won’t bite you. So often you find those that lead these congregations, these desperate believers, are fully aware of what they’re doing, fully cynical, fully prepared to leverage that belief to keep their own power.

#and that’s how I compared Enver Gortash to Jerry Falwell #there sure is something cooking in my scrivener files #not tagging this because it’s half baked #but I had to half bake something about it

[letsdocuboutit]

- Let's Docu 'Bout It -

Ep. 2 - God Forbid: The Sex Scandal That Brought Down a Dynasty

In this revealing documentary, Giancarlo Granda, former pool attendant at the Fontainebleau Hotel, shares the intimate details of his 7-year relationship with a charming older woman, Becki Falwell, and her husband, the Evangelical Trump stalwart Jerry Falwell Jr. The documentary outlines Granda's entanglement with the Falwell's seemingly perfect lives and the overarching influence this affair had on a presidential election.

Listen here or wherever you listen to podcasts!

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#podcast #documentary #documentaries #god forbid #god forbid the sex scandal that brought down a dynasty #jerry falwell jr #giancarlo granda #becki falwell #Spotify

[contac]

best scam of late 20th century television?

If by best you mean worst, then it's gotta be televangelism. Pic related.

#jerry falwell #scam #con artist #televangelism #televangelist #feedback

[mrbopst]

#Jerry Falwell #Hustler Magazine #Larry Flint #Hustler Magazine v. Falwell #Campari #1988 #80s

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

You know of all of the shit I post choosing to get upset about my extremely mid and basic opinions about religion (that religion shouldn't dictate laws in a society and that USAmerican right-wing Christianity is a profoundly evil force that continues to empower the most reactionary and fascistic elements of an already hard right capitalist country) because people on here have convinced themselves Jesus was a communist, actually and the only atheists are cultural Christian edgelord Redditors certainly is a choice

#call me out for being a putinist or assadist or something like that at least you sound like jerry falwell

[saywhat-politics]

A bizarre sex scandal that rocked the evangelical Christian community is getting the documentary treatment in the Hulu film God Forbid: The Sex Scandal That Brought Down a Dynasty, which focuses on the downfall of former Liberty University president Jerry Falwell Jr.

The film focuses on the story of Giancarlo Granda, who had a sexual relationship with Falwell’s wife, Becki, allegedly having an affair with her for around seven years. Falwell resigned as the private evangelical university’s president after the scandal broke in 2020. But according to James Lasher in an op-ed for the evangelical news outlet Charisma News, the film is yet another attempt by the “critics of Christianity” to slander the faithful.

Lasher starts out by lamenting Christian “failures of leadership” such as the Falwells, saying that if the couple “had studied the Bible as Christian leaders like they are expected and required to do, they would have known that nothing stays behind the scenes for hypocrites.”

#jerry falwell jr. #pool boy

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

Jerry Falwell Sr. (1933–2007) American Pastor

Falwell was best known for crusading against abortion and homosexuality with a back catalog of homophobic, racist, and misogynistic comments. But if I had a shot with him, think I could have changed him.

What?

According to his own son, Jerry Falwell Jr., he was in a oppressive marriage to a religious prude who didn't allow alcohol and sex for only procreation. So I bet no blowjobs.

I bet one good blowjob would have rocked his world and change his views on everything.

Blowjobs can work miracles. lol

#Jerry Falwell Sr. #Jerry Falwell #televangelist #handsome daddy #husky daddy #daddy #chubby daddy #suited daddy #suit & tie #celebrities #CILF #sitting #religious figures #eye glasses

[oldshowbiz]

The infamous Jerry Falwell parody in a 1983 issue of Hustler

#jerry falwell #larry flynt

[ofhouseadama]

sometimes I think about the fandom friend I had at 15-16 who went to Liberty University against her will, had a secret boyfriend and whole secret life, secretly voted Democrat, the whole thing. about how when she graduated she went out the opposite side doors from where she told her family to meet her, got in her boyfriend's car, and disappeared for 3-4 years. she reappeared briefly to eventually let us know she was doing well and had Gotten Out but like. man.

#we're watching the new falwell doc #for context