#FUCK OFF AUDREY

[unoreversecowgirl]

swear to god if i accidentally click on an ad one more time and get transported to the appstore against my will imma just-

#fuck off #i can’t handle it anymore #quotes #stfu #twitter #ad #advertising #ron swanson #audrey plaza #positive mental attitude #why tumbr why #tumblrpost #tumblr life #tumblrlife #tumblrphoto #tumblrtextpost #tumblrtextposts #tumblrstuff #tumblrr #lol

[apatheticrobots]

i'll make it worth your while~

#little shop of horrors #little shop #lsoh #lsoh twoey #audrey ii #audrey 2 #sal art #so um. guess what i saw at Westside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #holy shit. oh my god. jesus christ #ive never seen a professional production before #and like more power to the volunteers/students whose productions i HAVE seen #by god they did their best considering the challenge this show presents #BUT THE SHEER SCOPE OF THE OFF-BROADWAY ONE??????????????? #first of all i have to shout out to everyones vocal performances because they were absolutely stellar #it was corbin bleu and constance wu and i had no idea the latter could sing?? but she killed it as audrey #AND AARON A. HARRINGTON AS TWOEY.................MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #THE RAAAANGE HE HAS IT ALL #but with that said #Jesus Christ The Puppetry Was Fucking Otherworldly #no pun intended i swear #like. again the volunteer performances did so well considering #but the sheer breadth of the skill difference between them and the professionals #GOD!!!!! GOD. #SHE HAD SO MUCH LIFE. SO DYNAMIC. AND SHE WAS *SILLY* #a lot of twoey's mannerisms were like a combination between a snake and a cat and it was delightful every time #in her final stage especially she had all these little like. head tilts and minute reactions to things #and it just made her feel so ALIVE. #her full-bodied laughs mean everything to me #EVEN WHEN CORBIN WAS DOING THE HANDHELD SHE WAS SILLY!!!!!!! ya never know funniest fucking choreo EVER #UGH ive said enough. ive said enough. i will talk until my tags start getting deleted if i keep going so ill leave it there

[twinkodium]

Can we skip to the good part? 😏

#I just died 😭😭😭 #what is he doing to me? 😩😩 #stop stop I’m diseased and transferred to the hospital #y’all better let him know to visit me one last time on my deathbed 🫠 #I had to rewind back to make sure I’ve seen it right #this mf has no idea how much power he has on me 🫨🫨🫨 #fuck fuck and wearing that black T-shirt I love so much #it shows off his chest muscles perfectly 🤤 #the neck pls 😭😭 #I’ve already had dinner I’m up for a dessert 😌 #let me taste you buddy 🫣 #f1 #oscar piastri #Audrey reminded me of the bunny teeth 😩😩 #also the hair wasn’t mentioned either but omg y’all know what I think 😭

[muggle-born-princess]

It's funny how Chloé Haters will attack us Chloé fans for saying we're nothing but abuse apologists, and yet, here they are, cheering that she’s now living with her abusive mother; saying that "she had it coming for years."

Makes you wonder who the real abuse apologists are. 🤡

#chloe bourgeois #miraculous ladybug #mlb salt #audrey bourgeois #miraculous salt #chloe haters fuck off #andre supporters and apologists fuck off #chloe deserves better

[bumblebugdraws]

I’ve had a lot of success drawing in my sketch book recently! I’ll have more to come later. :)

@trollybazoo @wavemaker9 @misskhep

#mya fuck off #dnd oc #dnd #dnd fallen #friend oc audrey #friend oc jo #friend oc asya #oc emily #oc malice #sketchbook

[i3utterflyeffect]

thinking so hard about your au wtf. hi someone hug kiwi thanks they didnt get enough hugs in canon. bitch got tossed into a salad spinner

NO YOU'RE SO RIGHT THO

fortunately they get tons of hugs from their friends but the hugs that matter to them the most are Miriam's (even if they mostly only get those hugs on really bad days)

also thank you >:3 im having so many thoughts abt them all the time

#kiwi has a lot of bad times after canon i'm p sure but it's okay because they have so many friends #they worked VERY hard to save the world but of course some trauma is gonna come with that #especially after audrey is... less than receptive to the offer for redemption kiwi made. aka telling them to fuck off and die basically #it's kind of a given that audrey + kiwi is not going to go well after all the harm audrey caused #encore au #wandersong #wandersong au

[ghostlygunk]

man this game is great

#bendy and the dark revival #bendy and the ink machine #BATIM #BATDR #GOD BLESS ... HEAD IN MY HANDS #did y'all wanna hear ym thoughts? ur gonna get my thoughts #AHHH ... i wish sammy had a bigger role for one #i think the concept of a prophet for the ink demon running around in a world where worshipping the demon is Pretty Much Illegal is-- #interesting. it's interesting to me. audrey having to put up with these wackjobs that want her dead- #and this other wackjob that wants to suck off the ink demon and also probably sacrifice her to him. #w the whole thing abt the ink demon wantign her to become one w the dark puddles i can like #i can see tht being a factor? it feels liek a missed opportunity #ink demon rolling up in sammy's brain like 'hey bud. you like me right? you're loyal to me yeah? okay i need a favor from you. ' #and sammy's like 'oh dude fuck yeah of course my lord anythign for you my lord' #so you're constantly being hunted by both ppl who want to moirder you or bring you to wilson #and this other mf who wants to drag you to the ink demon #i dunno #maybe it would've crowded the game too much but i think that'd be neat #... if any of y'all see these tags and use that concept please tell me i'd super love to see it :] #anyways moving on #the ink demon's hot. always has been. the voice is super goofy but honestyl kinda made him hotter. #now listen reader don't drop me jsut bc im a monsterfucekr i ain't done #the story? also extremely goofy. but i enjoyed it :] #the gameplay? mid imo. maybe it's bc im on a laptop w no mouse rn but the combat is so clunky and jank #ADN DON'T GET ME FUCKIGN STARTED ON THE #GOD DAMN 'FLOW' MECHANIC. OH MY GOD. #IF YOUR ANGLE IS NOT 100% PERFECT YOU SLIDE OFF THE PHYSICS. #IF YOUR ANGLE IS NOT 100% PERFECT THE GAME'S LIKE #'haha oops! try again! you messed up! :)' #it's sof ucking CLUNKY and JANK and JESUS CHRIST DID ANYONE FUCKING TEST THIS? DID NOBODY POINT OUT HOW FUCKING ANNOYING IT IS TO GET RIGHT

[such-a-constellation]

Photos from Little Shop of Horrors on August 21st, 2022!

Westside Theatre, NYC. 

I got to see Christian Borle and Rob McClure from the front row (seat A107)!!! I was internally screaming and externally smiling at the stage the whole time. This was such a dream come true. I still can’t believe it happened. 

The theatre was tiny (seats 270 people), so being in the front row was extra intimate. I was so close I could easily touch the stage, which wasn’t very elevated. I couldn’t have asked for a better show in which to see my favorite actors. 

I snapped a quick photo during curtain call—I wasn’t brave enough to record the whole thing because I was very visible in the front row. But at least I got Christian!! Here he is on the left!!

 Spoilers for the front row: Audrey II came right up to our legs during the finale! Here’s my view of Audrey II, up from my lap. I could literally touch it.

The vines landed on our legs, touching us! here’s some blurry evidence:

The cast list for my show:

The beautiful curtain, before vs after the show:

A view of stage right, before the show started:

When Seymour tries to kill the plant at the end, he uses a box of rat poison, some of which spill onto the stage. The “rat poison” are small, bouncy yellow balls, and some landed onto the floor in front of me. I got to keep them!

And!! Rob McClure was so nice; he responded to my Instagram story right after the show was over. I love him so much. :’) 

This show is so special to me. This might actually have been the best day of my life. This production in particular has been amazing because I got to see it for the first time in 2020, when Jonathan Groff was Seymour and Christian Borle was Orin & Others. I literally got to see all my favorite Broadway actors through this show!

That’s all for this post! Later I’m going to make a separate post of my notes from the show, including interesting details I remember.

#i was so close to christian borle ahhhhh #rob mcclure is so fucking nice i can't believe it #little shop nyc #little shop of horrors #lsoh #personal #personal blog #Christian Borle #Rob McClure #Audrey II #Audrey two #everyone in the cast was awesome #off Broadway #Broadway #musical theatre #musicals #memories #Westside theatre #nyc #long post

[agp]

i know theres a world in which my moms still in her old body on earth in 2024 and i dont know if im living in it. if i find out the game really was this complicated all along im gonna regret offering canada another five years of peace from my fucking bullshit because i will be so happy but so furious

#year of the fucking dragon eh #that fucking crow on the flats better not be a war machine. get in the robot audrey! omg fuck off!! #my dad was an awacs pilot and develops weapons at carleton. the colonels civilian now but still at it. get this guy out of my life already!!

[magooey]

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AND I DREAM OF A PLACE WHERE WE CAN BE TOGETHER AT LAST

little shop of horrors “somewhere that’s green” / barry “chapter four: commit… to YOU”

#the lsoh gifs are harder to condense #and the quality is already lower #like fuck off #lsoh!barry #minegooey #barry #barry hbo #sally reed #barry berkman #barry block #little shop of horrors #lsoh #audrey lsoh #seymour krelborn

[soopysoap]

AND YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY FROM THE SOUUUND OF A WOMAN WHO LOVED YOU

#this song fucks so hard #smth smth alex & dot smth smth amelie and her ex husband smth smth audrey and ana smth smth maisie and ora etc etc #biting my arm off #music posting

[inamindfarfaraway]

You can put one instance of the word fuck into Disney’s Descendants (2015). Where do you want it?

#mal: no fucking way am i going to auradon prep #jay saying it after jumping through the doors or setting off the alarm #mal yelling it after the maleficent statue comes to life in her imagination at the museum #carlos screaming it as he runs away from dude #audrey after ben leaves her for mal: what the FUCK ben?! #mal: fuck it. i choose good you guys #descendants #disney descendants

[tsvai]

lmfao

#audrey plays mass effect le #hackett: no fuck off.

[muggle-born-princess]

Dear Chloé Haters,

Now that "Revolution" has aired, I hope you're proud of yourselves.

I hope you're proud that she's gonna live with her abusive mother, I hope you're proud that she lost everything; including the two friends (Adrien and Sabrina) that she actually cared for and were willing to help her, I hope you're proud that no one, not even her own father or sister, loves her. I especially hope you're proud that you got your wish: That she's worse that Gabriel, Lila, Nathalie, and Félix, and that she's an irredeemable monster because your precious Marinette and your God Thomas Astruc said so; just so you can have your stupid ass Love Square ship (Which I'm starting to despise more and more thanks to how poorly written this show is and because of you guys.) and that she might be (Key word: might) written out for good because Thomas himself hates her for the most pathetic fucking reason ever.

If you can honestly look at this and go "Woohoo yes! It's about time that bitch got karma! She had it coming all these years!"

A. You don't know a damn thing about karma and how it works.

B. You also don't know what it's like to be abused and how abuse can affect someone, especially someone as young as Chloe was when her mom left her.

And C. You especially don't know what it's like to be change for the better, only to fail repeatedly because old habits are hard to change for the better.

Oh, and don't you dare fucking give me that "Well Mylène said her mom left her and she turned out fine" or "Well Gabriel was a shitty person as a teenager, and he only got worse" crap. I don't want to hear a goddamn thing about those shitty ass arguments. That just proves that you're biased and Thomas doesn't know a fuck ton about abused victims and how they cope differently.

I don't want to deal with you. Not now. Not ever.

Get off my page if you hate Chloe. Block me for all I care. Hell, call me a bully or racist apologist or hell, even a sociopath apologist for all I care.

I. Don't. Give. A. Fuck.

You got your wish, and now my wish is to not associate with any of you people.

Bye.

#also if you come at me on why this was a good episode I'm gonna either block your ass or delete your comment #chloe haters fuck off now #i don't wanna deal with your bullshit #STFU and get off my fucking page #miraculous ladybug #chloe bourgeois #andre bourgeois #audrey bourgeois #chloe deserves better #andre and audrey deserve worse #chloe sugar #andre salt #audrey salt #mlb s5 spoilers #mlb revolution #ml revolution #ml s5 salt

[bumblebugdraws]

no one will know

from this post

@trollybazoo @misskhep @wavemaker9

#mya fuck off #dnd fallen #friend oc asya #friend oc jo #friend oc audrey

[tinyetoile]

I have been thinking nonstop about a healer-necromancer clinic duo so I had to draw up some designs lol

In this setting necromancy is outlawed by the Church of Holy Flame and paladins are sent out as inquisitors to investigate reports of necromancy and slay the person responsible- the healer was one such paladin until he came across this specific necromancer, a young orphan at the time, and ended up quitting his job as a paladin to run a clinic with her (and serve as a front to hide her abilities from the church, while giving her the chance to use them to help people like she wants to do)

#original character #cleric #necromancer #oc #audrey's ocs #the healer got the scar by tripping and falling face-first on his own sword and fucking dying #which the necromancer revived him from #which made him realize 'aw shit necromancers might not be inherently evil actually' #before he took her in the necromancer mostly used her abilities to revive dead animals she came across #but the number of skeletal rabbits running around kinda tipped the church off that a necromancer was around whoops... #she's an orphan because her parents died and she revived them and then they immolated themselves for being 'desecrated' #fun times! #in the world's backstory there's also a lich that raised an army of ghouls that was killed by a paladin of the church #which is another reason people hate necromancers a lot