#FRENCH IS TOO HARD

[zu-is-here]

romantic,,, ♡

#zu art #comic #crossover #titanic #dream!sans #cross!sans #xunshine #undertale #undertale au #utmv #meme #draw me like one of your french girls #he was trying way too hard x) #rewatching Titanic always makes me cry ;w; so I drew something funny xp #probably that's what people think when an undertale artist says 'I draw skeletons' XD

[virgothozul]

Jsdcbbccbhcb !! Merci !! tant de personnes ont réagi au précédent post en français ahahahah 🤣 c’est incroyable ! je ne m’attendais pas à tant de réactions merci merci ! Thank you everyone for the attention on my last post !!!

This is when Miles drops at the police station like a prince, a whole year later, nonchalant about his hiatus. And Phoenix is most likely losing his 💩 3 feet away.

#vous m’avez fait trop rigoler #I laughed so hard ahah #Thank you everyone ! #So many french comments ahahah ! (Tho if you react in english or any other language it always makes me very happy thank you !!!!) #It’s just too funny reading everyone’s tags ! #Like « omg french aa fans exist !!!? » #Yess !! We do !!! We’re very here !! And very not straight your honor ! :D #Lmao u guys are the best #I’m smooching all of you who s left a 💖 or a reblog or tag on my silly art 💕 #Thank you thank you #ace attorney #gyakuten saiban #narumitsu #wrightworth #Justice for all #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #benjamin hunter #franziska von karma

[originalartblog]

(domestic skk?? here???)

Sometimes it's hard to be vulnerable but they're working on it.

#i decided i'm nice again #@carrotkicks you destroyed me with chuuya plushie angst i'm riposting with the chuuya plushie comfort that possessed me #also coming out as someone who draws dazai's hair like they're dog ears it's like atsushi's single hair stripe and tail-belt #look up french spaniels look at their ears and tell me that's not dazai #(chuuya can be a cocker spaniel. or a cavalier spaniel. to match.) #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd chuuya #bsd nakahara chuuya #bsd dazai #bsd dazai osamu #skk #soukoku #nawy's comics #i put chuuya in that outfit when thinking how akutagawa has civilian clothes so chuuya must hang out in something else too #but since i gave him the same thing for my AU it can be whatever now #aaaaaugh i've been looking at this for too long i can't say if it's good or not WHATEVER #getting out of your comfort zone is hard. i don't do domestic stuff. i do jokes and concepts and canon stuff.

[eirene]

Le Chérubin de Mozart, ca. 1904 Jacques-Émile Blanche

#Jacques-Émile Blanche #french art #art #painting #art history #fashion #portrait #work it #drip too hard #fabulous #fashion history #1900s

[zagreuses-art]

The fine Rank and File (or at least the rank) of the Ankh Morpork city watch! I've been figuring out my designs for them, and I wanted to put them in a lineup to see how they look beside one another. makes you realize how ridiculous the height difference between some of them is

[ID: three digital drawings of the Watch members, against a police lineup background with height marks and an ankh morpork city watch watermark and logo. The featured members are in order of height: Detritus, Dorfl, Carrot, Angua. then Reg Shoe, Visit, Colon, and Vimes. finally, Nobby, Cheery, Buggy Swires and Wee Mad Arthur. they are all wearing variations on the watch uniform of brass colored armor, chainmaille, leather boots or sandals, and a skirt of studded leather straps. end ID]

more detailed description of the designs under the cut

First drawing: standing at over 8 feet is Dorfl. He is a grey-green troll with a very muscled top heavy build, patches of moss on his skin, and angular features. He is wearing oversized armor with pauldrons, one with sergeant's stripes painted on it, and scale mail underneath. the Piece Maker (a siege weapon crossbow) is strapped to his back. second, standing at 7 foot 4 inches is Dorfl, a reddish Golem made out of patchwork clay, with a overall gingerbread man look, and glowing red eyes. he is only wearing a breastplate, and he has his sergeant's stripes painted on his arm. Third at 6 foot 6 inches is Carrot. He is a redheaded white human, with a sturdy build, round face, and a cheerful smile. he has a captains pip pin in the collar of his shirt and his armor is visibly shinier than all the other's. fourth at 6 foot 2 inches is Angua. she is a white human with lots of very light blonde hair and slightly pointed ears. Her armor has straps at the shoulder rather than being one piece, and she is wearing her badge on a collar. (end of first drawing)

Second drawing: first, standing at 6 ish feet is Reg Shoe. He is a green zombie with a hunched posture and several missing chunks and lines of stitching visible, most noticeably the right half of his mouth has no lips, exposing his teeth. he wearing a tattered and patched flow-y white shirt under his armor, which is also the strap style, and there is a red ribbon in his long-ish dirty blonde hair. second at 5 foot 9 inches is constable Visit. He is a brown skinned human, with slicked back 80's business guy hair and a slightly strained smile. He is wearing a very crisp white shirt under his armor as well as khaki pants and a Omnian turtle necklace. he is clutching a bundle of pamphlets. Third at 5 foot 6 inches is Colon. He is a white human with a heavy-set build, a mustache, and a large bald spot. his armor has sculpted muscles in it and he is wearing sandals. Fourth at barely 5 foot 4 inches is Vimes. He is a white human with messy greying brown hair, and a five o-clock shadow, he looks a bit like house era Hugh Laurie. along with his armor he is wearing a red cloak and a sword. (end of second drawing)

Third Drawing: First, standing at 4 foot nothing, is Nobby Nobbs. he is a white-ish human with vitiligo spots, several suspiciously red or green patches of skin, and very scruffy black hair and a five o-clock shadow. he is smoking a cigarette and has several dog ends behind his ear. he has managed to tarnish his armor. second, at 3 foot 4 inches is Cheery. She is a white dwarf with a stocky build, blonde hair and a blond, braided beard. she has some burns on her arms, ears, and forehead, and is missing her eyebrows. she has a full lentgh leather skirt rather than pants. third, at 7 inches is Buggy Swires. he is a brown skinned Gnome, with grey hair and pointed ears. he is not wearing armor, but instead a rain cloak. next to him is his pigeon, which carries his badge and is a foot tall. Finally, at 4 inches, is Wee Mad Arthur. he is a blue nac mac feegle with red hair. he is in a watch uniform with a kilt, and is carrying his badge like a shield on his back, unlike the others he has a dynamic aggressive stance, rather than standing straight up. (end of third picture)

background of all drawings: a lineup height marker background, with the initials AM (ankh) CW and the city seal in the top right corner. the city seal is two hippos on a shield, with a tower between them. they are in shades of copper or bronze, as is the overall color palate of the drawings. (end of ID)

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #Samuel vimes #nobby nobbs #angua von uberwald #cheery littlebottom #carrot ironfoundersson #reg shoe #detritus #dorfl #visit the infidel with explanatory pamphlets #buggy swires #wee mad arthur #I think i went a little too hard making vimes look like hugh laurie but the idea wouldnt leave my mind #I went full squeaky clean evangelist for visit #and gay french revolutionary for reg #happiest with dorfl he looks exactly how i imagine #also next time ill give angua more hair i swear

[rainee-chu]

Girls

#artists on tumblr #off game #off #off mortis ghost #off queen #off sucre #off sugar #off the game #vader eloha #doodles #the slit in vaders dress was just to show off her heels I don’t usually draw her with it #trying to come up with dialogue for the off characters without making them ooc has got to be an Olympic sport cuz why was this so hard #and I still think this is ooc #the french is definitely wrong too I’m sorry french people

[sare11aa11eras]

Melisandre and Selyse at the night fires

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#my art #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #melisandre #selyse florent #selyse baratheon #asoiaf fashion hour #mel’s outfit is p much the same as the one I did for the ides of March art and selyse’s is based off a portrait of Mary Tudor! #im worried I made selyse look too old. ah well. she’s had a hard life. #melisandre of asshai #not technically melyse but feel free to tag as romantic #the French hood is waaaaay not right but whatever it was a last minute decision for the line art

[adelphenium]

your coloring is so beautiful I don’t even know how to explain it like your understanding of light and anatomy makes me want to sob because it’s just so pretty 😭😭 I’m not sure if you take rqs or not but if you do would you be willing to draw Angry Greaseball Brad Marchand & Perfect Angel Patrice Bergeron / flower? anyway I just wanted to tell you how amazing your art is 🫶🫶🫶

dearest sweet anon.

this request intrigued me so much that i got carried away and ended up making a whole comic based entirely off of this legendary post by @cats0p and @ghostgeno .......

thank you for the req and your kind words :,)!!!!

#my sister: what's up #me: i'm drawing old men kissing #sister: you're fuckign WHAT #THE FORMATTING....... it's too late....... #brad marchand #patrice bergeron #and zdeno chara jumpscare #marcheron #boston bruins #putting my decade of french learning to good (?) use🫡 #hockey art #yjart #req! #comic #bergy's face is so unique and iconic BUT so hard to draw.. delicate ecological balance #brad on the other hand. yeah #rats can live just about anywhere #hrpf #hockey rpf

[cheebuss]

I missed him so much so scp 049 please!! Number 27!

send a character + random number for a piece with them corresponding to the song on my Spotify top 100 [x]

I say, don't you know? You say you don't know I say: Take me out

do not forget about Palestine amidst the spotify wrapped excitement, there's a reason it was posted early instead of on the normal day.

#cheez rambles #my art #fanart #fandom character #scp 049 #scp-049 #scp-049-2 #scp foundation #// WHY ARE YOU FRENCH??? #// i hear you anon i miss him too <3333 #// my grandpa who offers me hard candy 200 years older than me and is permanently stuck to the bowl #// thanks for sending!!!

[zarla-s]

that time of year

[patreon]

#zar and friends #z art #z comic #listening to the nicki french version of rockin around the christmas tree too no less #it's hard to resist #go to bed zar

[numberonefaguette]

I’ve seen a couple of posts about people being hesitant and not really wanting new players joining the qsmp soon + more languages being added, and I understand, but the posts mostly seem to be made by English speaking people and I don’t think they understand how big of a deal this is for some people. The internet is really focused on anglophone creators to the point that if you’re bicultural and living in the US, you will never get recommended a channel that doesn’t speak English, despite English speaking channels getting recommended everywhere else. The trending tab is only filled with English speaking creators. You have never had a problem finding content that’s in your language. That’s not something you have to do. The fact that there might be French creators added to the qsmp is so exciting for me because I will finally have a starting point to discover French creators, I will finally be able to watch content that is in my language. The qsmp is bringing non English speaking creators into the orbit of English viewers and that is so cool. People have started watching the Spanish streamer despite not understanding most of what is being said, they’ve started learning Spanish because they want to be able to interact with the Spanish community. If people are trying to learn French/Portuguese/German they’re going to have access to creators who speak that language!!! I have faith in Quackity that he won’t make the introduction of new players overwhelming, this is going to be so sick.

#qsmp #I don’t know if this is too rambly sorry #but those posts were really ticking me off #like yes! give me more languages! fight against the forced Americanization that the internet forces onto people! #when I lived in France it was super easy to keep up my English fluency because it was EVERYWHERE #but now that I live in the US it’s been impossible to keep up with French news/culture #I’ve lost some basic fluency because I have to fight so hard to speak a language I’ve known since birth #idk man I could write a whole other post about the difference in American vs French dynamics

[surreal-duck]

guy who goes “non!” and guy who goes “ngaah” (they’re dating)

#i forgot to add the first one earlier my bad if you saw that #every time i think abt them too hard my brain turns into mush #duck scribbles #doodles #enstars #valkyrie #shu itsuki #mika kagehira #shumika #mikashu #shu's hair shouldnt be that hard to draw. but it is for me. dammit you little french man #ensemble stars

[tetedurfarm]

rusasi-ma -> tetedurfarm

welcome to the new look; let's get it started with the perfect photo to encapsulate the changes

#the name means 'hard-headed' in cajun french #which. hi. i'm cajun. #i used to use frithyeer farm but it's uhhh not so sunny here in washington and also i have more than just rabbits now and felt like a chang #i'm not sure if i should post old pics too or just start posing newer stuff as it comes #also should i use like homesteading and farming tags. i don't wanna interact with tradwives/cottagecore people.... #are there like tags for people who are in ag but Not that kind of person lol #goats #rabbit #blanc de hotot #kits #mini nubian #nigerian dwarf #violet #hallow

[eirene]

Jeune Orientale, circa 1875 Paul Désiré Trouillebert

#Paul Désiré Trouillebert #orientalism #jewelry #art #painting #art history #fashion #portrait #fashion history #red #drip too hard #1870s #19th century #french art

[capricores]

sagittarius gemini virgo and pisces placements when u tell them they cannot successfully study and become fluent in eight different languages at once

#astrology #sagittarius #pisces #gemini #virgo #me and my sag mercury gemini moon pisces rising and my learning eight billion languages at once.... #ive forced myself to channel my fixed sun energy and just study TWO at a time but its so hard to commit omg #focusing on Japanese as well as my partners native language rn #but I wanna learn my two besties native languages too #but they’re all HARD languages w minimal resources #crying!! #and now I wanna go back to studying Spanish French and Indonesian too #mine

[gg-ladybug]

I was laying in bed, and suddenly remembered that oh yeah, they speak French in miraculous ladybug.

My caveat is: Hawkmoth questions his goals with every number Mister Pigeon goes up. Have you SEEN their numbering system? It’s no easy read, and it’s FILLED with maths.

Sure duex is quick enough and relatively common, but Mr Pigeon quatre-vingt-dix-neuf? He’d have to say each damn syllable and NOT miss a beat.

#the learning French fear of ‘an I taking too long to say this number’ is haunting me #if you know you know #the hiatus is hitting me hard okay? #miraculous #mlb #miraculous ladybug #memes #gabriel agreste #french #french language #miraculous memes #miraculous crack #crack prompt #crack #crack post