#F1 incorrect qoutes

[goldenboygate]

Carlos: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Lando: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Carlos: That one. I want that one.

#f1 incorrect qoutes #carlando #lando norris #carlos sainz jr #right on queue

[jubileesstuff]

Carlos: Aww, what's your dog's name?

Sebastian: Spartacus.

Carlos, yelling to Charles: TRY SPARTACUS!

Charles, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!

Sebastian:

Carlos: What's your favorite number?

#F1 #idk i think it they would be a fun trio #incorrect formula one #incorrect f1 #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #sebastian vettel #incorrect qoutes #lestappen

[hamiltonwc]

*Esteban walks past Pierre *

Pierre : IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT

Charles sipping coffee: so is pasta until it's wet..

#Im on my Esteban x Pierre ship train #They still have time to be: friends->enemies->lovers #f1 #f1blr #charles leclerc #f1memes #Pierre Gasly #pierre gasly #Esteban Ocon #esteban ocon #F1 incorrect qoutes

[idkduude]

Daniel: We all have our demons 😔.

*grabs Max*

Daniel: This one's mine!

#f1 #daniel ricciardo #max verstappen #maxiel #mclaren #red bull #incorrect qoutes

[holdmyhopeinyourhands]

F1 2022

Roscoe: *where has he gone?*

Roscoe: *it's been a really long time.*

Roscoe: *i wonder when he comes back because lewis and i miss him*

Roscoe: *we saw him today! lewis was really happy. i was too. walking in the sun made me tired but hanging out with valtteri was fun.*

Roscoe: *he gave me head pats before we left. i miss his head pats.*

Roscoe: *he'll give me lots and lots when he comes back though, i can't wait!*

Roscoe: *i don't know why we can't bring him back with us now but there must be a reason*

Roscoe: *..........*

Roscoe: *..........*

Roscoe: *valtteri isn't coming back is he?*

Roscoe: *...........*

Roscoe: *the motorhome still smells like him sometimes*

#roscoe #valtteri bottas #lewis hamilton #f1 incorrect quote #f1 incorrect quotes #f1 #formula 1 #Mercedes #source: my brain #and i was reading through a bunch of incorrect qoutes and i got sentimental #so here you have it

[moony-jamie]

Max: did it hurt when you fell from heaven

Charles: *blushes*

Max: because it looks like you landed on your face

#I'm back with the incorrect qoutes #but no vine this time #incorrect f1 #incorrect f1 quotes #max verstappen #charles leclerc

[jubileesstuff]

Yuki: Pierre, you're my best friend.

Pierre: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.

Pierre: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

#incorrect f1 #incorrect formula one #yuki tsunoda #pierre gasly #yukierre #alpha tauri #alpine #formel 1 #formula one #Motorsport #incorrect qoutes

[jubileesstuff]

Daniel: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Max: You looked in a mirror?

Daniel: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

#incorrect f1 #daniel ricciardo #max verstappen #incorrect formula 1 #formula one #incorrect qoutes #idk what else to tag

[jubileesstuff]

Lewis: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Nico.

#incorrect F1 #incorrect formula one #brocedes #lewis hamilton #nico Rosberg #toto wolff #f1 2016 #f1 #Motorsport #george Russell #valterri bottas #formel 1 #incorrect qoutes

[jubileesstuff]

Oscar: Where are you going?

Lando: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

#most likely a felony and ice cream #mclaren boys #incorrect f1 #incorrect formula one #f1 #formula one #incorrect qoutes #motorsport #lando norris #oscar piastri #mclaren #sport #max vertsappen #zak brown

[jubileesstuff]

Charles, to Max: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

#incorrect formula one #charles leclerc #max vertsappen #f1 #incorrect qoutes #red bull racing #scuderia ferrari

[jubileesstuff]

George: I can't imagine what Max is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

#incorrect f1 #george russell #max verstappen #incorrect formula one #incorrect qoutes #Motorsport #red bull racing #mercedes #mercedes amg petronas #max casually committing war crimes #incorrect formula 1

[hamiltonwc]

Toto: Did you eat my powdered sugar doughnut?

Horner: No

Toto: Then what's that white powder on your pants?

Horner: Cocaine

#f1 incorrect quotes #ngl this probably is the correct qoute #f1 #f1blr #toto wolff

[idkduude]

Literally everyone: Why was Daniel the only teammate you liked?

Max: What do you mean? I like Daniel and not Daniels equally.

#daniel ricciardo #max verstappen #maxiel #f1 #incorrect qoutes #red bull racing #mclaren