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hooffuloftootsierolls · 15 days

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I wonder if Vaggie knew the exorcist that Carmilla killed

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mapsontheweb · 2 years

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Number of exorcists in Europe, 2018.

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#maps #exorcists #europe #2018

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drama-glob · 3 months

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Hazbin Hotel Theory

SPOILERS BELOW IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE FIRST FOUR EPISODES OF HAZBIN HOTEL YET!!!!

If you've seen the episode "Scrambled Eggs," the fact we learn about Carmilla Carmine and that it was her who killed the Exorcist, which is the first time this has apparently happened, maybe the reason she was able to kill it is because she was doing it to save/protect her kids, which by pretty much all accounts would be a virtuous reason to do something. (I'm guessing they all died at the same time unless it turns out they were adopted in Hell) So, whether Carmilla attacked with an angelic weapon or not (but most likely it was given her Overlord title), the motives for doing so rendered the weapon effective against such a holy being; if true, it would be interesting to see if the Sinners do try to mount an attack against the Exorcists in the future (beside the fight it seems in the season finale) but the method is ineffective because it's self preservation rather than a selfless act meant to protect others you love. :)

#hazbin hotel #vivziepop #hh spoilers #hazbin hotel spoilers #scrambled eggs #hazbin hotel scrambled eggs #screenshot #carmilla carmine #hazbin hotel carmilla #theory #hazbin hotel theory #it's just a thought #;)#hmmm #angels #exorcists

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 25 days

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Kid Vaggie 4: Unsung Lullaby

Request for angst. Why angst? Why do people want to have their feelings hurt? Why? Also, this is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG.

Charlie: (cradling Kid Vaggie in her arms as she carries the little angel to bed) Alright, sweetie. It's bedtime.

Kid Vaggie: (shakes her head violently and clings to Charlie's jacket lapels) No!

Charlie: Vaggie, it's bedtime. You need to get your sleep so you can grow up big and strong.

Kid Vaggie: (shakes slightly) No. Something bad is gonna happen.

Charlie: (pulls back the covers and sets Vaggie down gently) Sweetheart, nothing bad is going to happen to you here. This hotel is officially the safest place in Hell. Nothing, and I mean nnnnnothing- (boops Vaggie's nose)

Kid Vaggie: (giggles slightly and curls up under the blankets to get away from the onslaught)

Charlie: -Is going to get you.

Kid Vaggie: (snuggles in and yawns) Pwomise?

Charlie: (heart pulses painfully) I promise. (kisses Vaggie's forehead and heads to the door) Good night, Vaggie.

Kid Vaggie: Goodnight, Pwincess. (blushes and hides half of her face under the covers) . .. .. I wuv you...

Charlie: (clutches her chest and pinches her legs together as her ovaries throb like ticking time-bombs) I love you too, hun. (closes the door and walks down the hall while pulling at her hair) Note to self: As SOON as Vaggie is back to her normal self, get a spell from dad to make babies.

Kid Vaggie: (nestles in and falls asleep)

*-*-*zZzzzZz*-*-*zZzzzZz*-*-*

-Screams fill the air as the smell of burning tires, smoke, and blood course through the streets of Hell. Angelic Devils with grey and black wings soar through the skies and between buildings as they spray the blood of sinners across alleys and buildings.-

Kid Vaggie: (eyes snap open at the sound of a particularly blood curdling scream, and she looks around at the chaos)

Exorcist: (rips her spear out of Angel Dust's mouth and throat)

Kid Vaggie: Angle Bust!!!

Husker: (leaps forward with a tiger's roar and his claws extended)

Exorcist: (grabs Husker and uses her spear to skin him alive before completely ripping his spine out of his back)

Kid Vaggie: Husk!!! (looks around and sees the rest of the Hotel's occupants' corpses laying on the dead grass filled front lawn of the establishment)

Alastor: (sawed in half with his antlers ripped off)

Cherri: (exploded from the hips up)

Niffty: (pieces replaced with bug parts and scuttling across the ground from an angelic steel knife lodged in her spinal chord to keep her moving)

Lucifer: (tied by the ankles at the top of the hotel, his wings billowing limply in the breeze from being completely shattered like a flag)

Kid Vaggie: (crying and is about to puke when another scream fills the air. She looks and sees the Exorcist holding Charlie up by the throat) CHARWIE!!!!

Exorcist: (looks over to Vaggie and throws Charlie in the air)

Charlie: (gets skewered on the sharp nose of Dazzle's statue)

Exorcist: (to Kid Vaggie) ......Go. Run. (turns to look at the carnage) ........*sob*

Kid Vaggie: (suddenly sees the same spear the Exorcist has in her hands and scrambles to run away. Lungs are on fire as she sprints through the streets and down an alley) NO!!! NO!!!NONONO!!!

-Feathered Wing Flapping Fills the Alley-

Kid Vaggie: (turns around and sees the Exorcist, shakily bringing her own spear up as tears stream down her cheek)

Exorcist: (stands silently before taking off her mask, revealing Vaggie's older face) What did you do?

Kid Vaggie: (suddenly wearing Exorcist clothes) I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!! YOU DID THAT!!! (scene shifts, and suddenly she's the one staring down a cannibal child cowering against the wall)

Cannibal Child: (crying) I didn't do anyhting wrong.... Please, don't kill me...

Kid/Vaggie: (lowers spear) Go. Run.

Cannibal Child: (sprints away)

Kid Vaggie: (looks down at her fully grown self in horror and suddenly feels excruciating pain in her left eye socket) AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Exorcist/Vaggie: You were weak. (grabs Kid Vaggie's wings and rips them off)

Kid Vaggie: (screams and cries before panting in pain and staring at her older double. The older woman is split in half down the middle to share the visage of a woman with short, white hair and blood smear everywhere)

Lute/Vaggie: You don't deserve Heaven. / (crying) You don't deserve Happiness.

Kid Vaggie: (world slowly fading to black as the Exorcist turns and leaves)

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Angel: (sees Charlie walk into the bar) Woooooof! Don't you look a special kinda way. I take it that Baby Fever ain't breakin' anytime soon?

Charlie: (pouts) Is it that obvious????

Angel: Please, Toots. (waves a hand in front of his nose) I can smell the ovulation process comin' off ya.

Lucifer: (sparkles in his eyes as he digs into his inner jacket pocket) Do you need the baby potion?!

Charlie: NOT YET!!! VAGGIE IS STILL A KID!!! (pauses) .....Wait, you just keep a bottle of that on hand?

Lucifer: .........Full transparency. I've been keeping it ever since you were with what's-his-nuts in case you needed it. What was his name? Fredrick's boy.

Charlie: (covers her mouth at the thought of carrying her ex-boyfriend's child) Dad, I never intended on having kids with Seviathan.

Lucifer: THANK THE STARS TOO!!!! Boy was a little fuckwit.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Charlie: (turns to the staircase and sprints up the stairs three-four at a time) VAGGIE???!?!?!

Hazbins: (all scramble out of their seats and sprint after Charlie)

Charlie: (bursts into her and Vaggie's room and sprints to the bed to hold the thrashing child tight) Vaggie, sweetie, what's wrong?!

Kid Vaggie: NO!!! NO!!! NO-NO-NO!!!! (stops thrashing as Charlie's scent fills her nose and stares up into worried eyes) Charwie?

Charlie: Yeah, sweetie, what happened? (pets Vaggie's hair, wincing at how badly the child is shaking)

Kid Vaggie: (breaks out into a new wave of tears and sobbing wails as she holds Charlie tight) Exowcists! *hic-hic* Evewyone gone! My fault!

Charlie: (holds Vaggie tighter) Shhhhhh! Shhh-shhhh-shhhh! It's okay, Vaggie. The Exorcists are gone. They're not here anymore. They can't hurt you or anyone else here. Nothing is your fault. (turns to the rest of the group motions for some help)

Hazbins: (all standing in the doorway slowly shuffle in to make a giant hug pile)

Angel: No one blames you for nothin', kid.

Husker: For a fierce little psycho, you've never hurt any of us. (massages the skin patches where Vaggie took out some clumps of fur) Not entirely.

Cherri: You're a great guardian angel for the Hotel, kiddo.

Niffty: You do such a good job helping me kill all the roaches in the basement!

Lucifer: (finishes off the hug pile by engulfing everyone in his wings) You're more angelic than any of those Exorcists, little dove. Nothing that happened is your fault.

Alastor: (watching silently from the doorway)

Charlie: (tears filling her eyes as she gently rocks Vaggie and sings a quiet lullaby)

Kid Vaggie: *sniff-sniff* (looks up at everyone around her and calms down, nestling into Charlie's chest and falling asleep) Wuv... you... guys.... ZzzzZzzZZz.....

Bonus:

Hazbins: (clutch their hearts simultaneously) Fuck....

Charlie: (still holding a sleeping Vaggie) Not so funny when it's you, is it?

Lucifer: Charlie, please tell me you want that potion as soon as she's back to normal. I need a little demon-angel grandbaby.

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otherwindow · 1 year

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dreamt about a monster hunting nun tv show

#twitter #nuns #exorcists #ey #this was from a while back i just forgot to post it here

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a-cold-day-in-pentagram-city · 2 months

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I’ve seen a lot of fanworks about Adam returning as a fallen angel, and I just had a thought that’s equal parts horrifying and hilarious.

Adam is staying at the Hazbin Hotel, and Alastor kindly offers him a huge plate of barbecued ribs. After Adam happily gobbles down the meat, Alastor reveals that it came from one of the dead Exorcists.

#Hazbin Hotel #Adam #Hazbin Hotel Adam #Alastor #Hazbin Hotel Alastor #Exorcists #Cannibalism

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basicallyanotherwitchesthing · 1 year

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Michel Parry (editor) - The Devil's Children - Futura - 1974

#witches #children #occult #vintage #the devil's children #tales #demons #exorcists #michel parry #orbit books #futura books #1974

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character-estudio · 2 months

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It can be difficult to admit to things you're not proud of, especially if those things hurt the ones you love

Hazbin Hotel | 1.07 - "Hello Rosie!"

#hazbin hotel #out for love #ready for this #rosie #charlie morningstar #vaggie #alastor #carmilla carmine #exorcists #hello rosie #episode 7 #spoilers #tw: gore

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akystaracer22 · 2 months

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Im already writing the next one shot but the one after I’ll leave up to everyone else to decide what I write next:

By the way: the next oneshot is called Let’s Make a Deal

#hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #writing #worldbuilding #adamsapple #edenpoly #lucilith #adam x eve #exorcists #hazbin hotel exterminators #fallen angel adam #ashes to ashes dust to dust

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tyrannical-sea-prince · 2 months

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The prince is pretty damaged by protecting Charlie from an exorcists. What worst is that Charlie is kidnapped. Bleeding scars all over it after a fight between monster and angel. Stumbling to tell Charlies parents about the situation.