The Ultimate Dream
It’s finding out your husband is cheating on you with another rich woman and so you slowly make it aware that you know, and by slowly I mean taking all the nice things and shipping them to your cottage out in Europe. Then one morning during breakfast, set the divorce papers in front of him and say, “I already talked to our lawyer and he says you’ve got to go; I’ve already signed my parts, so if you could fill out yours, that’s be great. By the way, I’m moving soon, so you need to pack your things in the next two days.” Then once the divorce is finalized, tell him that you had an affair with the head maid since she was hired and then move away with your new, lovely wife to Europe and bake bread together
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Elizabeth Jane Gardner Bouguereau (American, 1837-1922)
The Farmer’s Daughter, Exhibited 1887
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The Gardener's Flowers, c. 1915
By Hans Andersen Brendekilde
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Old European Cities in paintings
1 & 2 Rudolf von Alt
3 & 4 Antonietta Brandeis
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Romantic Winter Landscape with Ice Skaters by a Castle
by Albert Bredow
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François Boucher (French, 1703-1770)
Pastoral with a Couple near a Fountain, 1749
The Wallace Collection
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