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#Elf revolution! >:D
punchline229 · 1 year
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Lil doodle of my Alchemist cuz I thought the format fit her
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Her name is Charlie, she goes to magic college and she hates her parents
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tanoraqui · 6 months
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Trick or treat!
This is the askbox equivalent of a king-size candy bar, I guess.
In the late part of Fingon and Celechwes's wedding (both in a continuity where Celechwes was already pregnant or in which pregnancy was the Plan but never came to fruition, and Gil-Galad was a random sergeant from Nargothrond who stepped the fuck up), Lalwen, very drunk, leaned against Círdan's side where they sat together on a balcony overlooking the moonlit first rise of the River Sirion, and asked if he wanted children one day.
After centuries of correspondence both formal and informal, such questions were easy between them, if particularly intimate tonight. Círdan admitted that he did think of it with yearning sometimes - but he had other duties and loves, and at any rate, he'd never found someone to have a child with.
Lalwen promised that if he still hadn't found someone when this was all over ("this" the war, the Siege, the Long Peace, which they had no real hope of ending in conquest themselves but which they thought Morgoth could never break, either), she would happily marry him, and bear "more children than Nerdanel."
Círdan said, amused and fond, that that seemed excessive, and one or two would likely be quite enough.
Lalwen agreed. "All my siblings are overly ambitious." Then she slid down and fell asleep in his lap, because quite frankly Lalwen could never hold her alcohol.
About 200 years later, after "this" was, in fact, all over - and they'd both helped raise a king to adulthood, and the Sirion and all the waters and lands of Beleriand were lost beneath the sea - they stood on a new shore and Lalwen wept because she would miss him terribly, her dearest friend left, as she would miss Gil-Galad and her few other remaining niblings, and all those of their jumbled people who chose to stay...but she couldn't bear to stay herself. Too many had died, from the first steps upon the Ice - from the blood-stained docks of Alqualondë, from the Darkened steps of Formenos! - and she couldn't endure a single change of seasons more, watching the trees go dull and bear again.
Anyway, she said, wiping her nose quite unprincesslike on her sleeve, those who Sailed now needed someone to speak for them in the high courts of the West. Even Finrod, even Idril...well, they hadn't been here in the end, much as those who had arrived (and survived) through the end had never been here for the long years of joy and peace. Someone of repute needed to go who had endured through the whole long Age, and Lalwen was more or less the only one left (humble enough to seek forgiveness).
Círdan, tears on his cheeks as well, promised to see her again first thing when he one day followed (which would be many, many years in the future, they both knew, because he had long-since been bidden to Sail West last of all the Elves of Arda).
(Now, that was always a little exaggerated, because even after Círdan the Shipwright has Sailed, for Ages unto the End of the World, there may always be one last stubborn elf isolated in a forest glade who decides that enough is enough and builds a clumsy canoe from a fire-hollowed tree, or maybe no more than a raft; and so long as their aim is true, Ulmo will see them safely to their promised home.
But the fact remains: one day, Men will look back and deem that the winters have grown harsher, or awkwardly more mild, and overall less wonderfully crisp; and the summers have grown more fiery, or awkwardly lukewam, and overall less perfectly golden; and the brooks babble less happily and the rustling of tree leaves sounds less like conversation... A few will say it is because the last of the Elves has finally left us behind. Most will say, in later days yet, that it was early signs of anthrocentric climate change and the pre-industrial revolution bringing increased population and burning of etc etc…)
Some years hence, Círdan and Lalwen sat together on a bluff overlooking the eastern sea, which once they viewed as the western sea, and Círdan said, "Do you remember our conversation just before you fell asleep at Celechwes and Fingon's wedding party?" (She did.) "If you're still willing - well, the truth is, I was speaking with Ossë and we..."
Now, a thing you should know about Círdan Shipwright, in his youth called Nowë, is that he is possibly the only elf of note to have stayed on good terms with all the Elvish peoples of Middle Earth through all the ages he dwelt on its shores. Even Elrond feuded with Mirkwood for a few centuries in the early Third Age! But Círdan was universally known and respected for his patience, his diplomacy, both his deep wisdom and his common sense...
Less well-known, though never deliberately hidden, was the fact that his dearest friend in the world was Ossë, Lord of Storms, and nothing delighted him more than to sail a sturdy one-elf coracle out to the heart of a wild sea-storm and fling his heart open to the crashing waves, the howling winds, the crash and the flash and the rain so hard and seas so high that the songs of air and water, up and down, tangled together in a glorious symphony that wasn't discordant, not anymore, but couldn't be said to be safe either... But Círdan was one of the greatest sailors the world ever knew and the ships of his own hand were steadier yet, and Ossë was only there to play, not to rage. Together they danced and sang, while Uinen kept a discreet eye out from a distance to be sure everything stayed safe, sane and consensual.
(This might explain, a little, why Círdan got along so well with the ever-tempestuous Noldor.)
Meanwhile, Lalwen had a reputation for being "the normal one" of the House of Finwë. She hadn't put any particular effort into this, she'd just never died in battle nor told a Vala to fuck off to their face, nor even created any legendary objects of power. She threw a good party and had a well-honed knack for stopping fights before they started.
Their wedding was extremely tame by Noldorin standards, and only a little dramatic by the standards of the Falas - a simple beachfront affair with extended family and a few dozen good friends, with no more glitter than the gems mixed into the sand and Eärendil sailing brightly above. (In balance, Fingolfin, who'd been shipping this since roughly 200 FA and not just because it would've been wildly politically convenient, threw his sister THE most glorious gaudy bachelorette party. Possibly ever.)
They were entirely open about the fact yes, naturally, they were marrying because they loved each other dearly and, after so long apart, they looked forward to being bound together for eternity - though probably not living together all the time, because Lalwen was at heart a city girl and now that Círdan never had to worry about random large predators, bandits or shadow-laced bad weather, he slept on the beach or on a ship 9 nights out of 10 -
- and also that Lalwen was going to more or less serve as a surrogate birth mother for a child brought into the world by Círdan and Ossë. Ossë couldn't bear it himself, see; his nature was too inherently destructive...
People who didn't know them well tended to blink at this; think, Well, it's Círdan and Lalwen - they must know what they're doing. It must be reasonable and not insane; and move on thoughtlessly. Some even forgot as soon as the subject changed, because it wasn't in line with what they knew.
People who knew them well asked things like, "What?" and "How!?!", and even, "Is that safe? Have you consulted Thingol, the Vanandili, the Fëantúri - "
(Lalwen shrugged at her older brother. "We're going to make it up as we go. Don't worry, Nolo! Uinen will be involved as well, to keep everything as peaceable as an infant fëa needs, and myself as well. We've literally had foursomes before - and this time, it won't be stretched across several thousand miles plus the Straight Road.")
Faliel ("daughter of the waves") is a basically normal Elvish girl, except she casually runs on water, and breathes it if she gets into the rhythm of it (saltwater is much easier, but freshwater works, too.)
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literary-illuminati · 8 months
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Book Review 45 – The Gods Are Bastards Volume One by D. D. Webb
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This was the first web fiction I’ve properly archive binged in a long while. I’d quite forgotten the experience of having however many hundred thousand words just waiting to consume your every waking hour for a weekend and change. So thanks to tumblr peer pressure for getting me to finally give this a try, I suppose.
So, this is a web serial set in a world that very much feels like a D&D setting a couple generations after it broke out of medieval stasis – there’s dragons and demigods and thousand year old retired elven adventurers who are all laws unto themselves, and then there’s also a continent spanning hegemonic empire that’s invented magical railways and telegraphs and industrial revolutions. The story specifically follows the freshman class of the Unseen University, a remote institution run by one of the two or three most powerful (former) adventurers alive, educating and connecting the future global elite. The freshman class – including a demigod, the only two paladins in the world, an amnesiac archdemon, and a pirate crown princess – are the protagonists for the better part of the story, bonding and going to classes and sent on absurd field expeditions and generally becoming an incredibly high-powered adventuring party. Each book also has one or two subplots following characters only very tenuously connected to them out in the wider world, more often than not centred around wither Bishop Darling of the Universal Church (former high priest of the god of thieves) or Principia Locke, conwoman and second most annoying elf alive. I will put my cards on the table now and say these plots are what makes the thing worth reading.
The students are – okay, they start off just, bad, but they do improve over the course of the first few books in terms of how grating they are to read (Book 1 is very heavy on the college soap opera). But they do all have the fundamental issue that, where the other plots largely feel like people embedded in a world with agenda to pursue and complex circumstances to navigate, they all feel like high fantasy superheroes being led along a breadcrumb trail in a world devoid of real threats or meaningful ties outside the university and the occasional specific patron. Or put another way, it is not at all subtle that they are the Protagonists or Reality, which instantly makes me dislike them and want them to fail. But going by what makes popular web fiction I’m fairly sure that instinct is mostly just a me thing.
Special shoutout to Tris, the crusading paladin of the group. As of book one she’s a repressed sheltered army brat who has a whole list of species and religions she thinks should be killed on sight and several historical genocides she wholeheartedly endorses. She has a real arc over the volume, but a big part of it is less challenging the fundamental logic of that than just slowly removing lines from her kill on sight list (but nowhere near all of them). I am not entirely sure how self-aware the book is about this.
The remainder of the book, and by far the better part, is mostly dedicated to sideplots centring Bishop Darling’s byzantine intrigues within the universal church, the politics of the empire’s capital city, and his high forays into high risk tutoring and foster-parenting, and Principia Locke, thieves guild resident underachiever, town ne’erdowell and second most obnoxious elf alive. These two characters are objectively the best, and also they’re allowed to be at genuine risk and thrown into tasks where fucking up is a real possibility and the ultimate resolution is very unclear. The best plot of the entire volume is easily Darling and 3 other bishops being deputized as a black ops force by the (arch)pope and sent to illegally poke around a small town, and they’re all the most insufferable people you’ve ever met stuck sharing an airbnb.
The story plays a lot with western tropes and aesthetics transposed onto he magitech high fantasy setting – the ‘Golden Sea’ is an infinite, impossible to navigate expanse in the centre of the continent, home to nomadic plains elf bands and centaur herds, and the imperial frontier has now pushed right up to its edge, full of things like saloons and sheriffs and marshals and magical trains and gun wand-fights and ten gallon hates. This is very fun, but the moving of the reference period from vaguely medieval Europe to the late 19th century USA makes things certain subtext that’s already unfortunate in standard fantasy downright painful – centaurs, clearly and obviously playing the role the savage indian raiders in some mid-century western, are portrayed as a universally evil culture whose main salient trait is that they will literally rape any prisoners to death, and are stated to have been righteous and heroically ethnically cleansed everywhere but this barbaric frontier. It’s, uh, not great.
Now, I came to this serial as someone who has wasted untold days and hours becoming immersed in D&D, like, Lore, which meant that I was incredibly well prepared because there are so many D&D easter eggs in this I think it might technically be a fanwork like Order of the Stick or something. There’s a Drizzt joke that made me audible groan, and more broadly the entire setting is just very incredibly clearly “D&D 3.5 campaign setting plus 50 years and an industrial revolution’. “Adventurers” were a coherent social class, ‘dungeons’ are a thing, there are profoundly uncomfortable attitudes towards ‘monstrous’ races that live in them, the whole shebang. I mostly found this charming, but it’s a thin line, and I can very easily imagine it being utterly insufferable.
Anyway, this is theoretically a complete volume, but it’s also books one-four of, like, seventeen. In the grand tradition of web serials everywhere, it’s three times longer than it really needs to be, and absolutely littered with plot seeds and foreshadowing which might either pay off in five hundred thousand words or never be mentioned again. I’m honestly not particularly sure how well the volume holds up as a coherent work, separate from everything that comes after – Principia got a complete and well done character arc, but that’s about the only part of it I’d say really works here.
As the first fifth or so of a longer work it did get me to keep going onto book five with barely a breath in between though, so on balance I’d say it works.
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biography : alfred f. jones
COUNTRY INFORMATION
Official Name: United States of America
Capital: Washington D. C.
Largest City: New York City, New York
Official Language/s: English (de facto)
Government: Federal presidential constitutional republic
Demonym: American
Continent: North America
Area: 3,796,742 sq mi / 9,833,520 km2
Population: 333,287,557 (2022 estimate)
GDP: $26.855 trillion ($80,035 per capita) (2023)
Currency: US Dollar
Internet TLD: .us
Leader: President
HUMAN INFORMATION
Human Name: Alfred F. Jones
Meanings:
Alfred – "Elf counsel", Old English origin. Derived from "Alfred the Great", the first King of England. F. – Initially a very Puritan "Fly-Fornication". But he gives a different meaning every time when asked. From "Franklin", to "Francis", to "Fitzarthur"– and even joke-y ones like "Fuck-Off" and "Freedom". However, "Frederick" was the first one he ever picked himself, right after the American Revolution. Jones – "son of Jonathan", Welsh origin. Derived from John Paul Jones.
Nickname[s]: Al, Freddie
Age Appearance: mid-20s
Sex: AMAB
Gender: Cis Male
Orientation: Pansexual
Birthday: July 4th
ABOUT
Personality:
Positive Traits: Gregarious, optimistic, cheerful, outgoing, sociable, generous, determined, passionate, open-minded, eager to learn, protective, resourceful, adaptable Negative Traits: Domineering, obsessive, impulsive (or at least seems to be), "doing/talking without thinking", traditional in the oddest sense of the word/in a way that only makes sense to him, stubborn, dishonest
MBTI: ESFP (Se Fi Te Ni)
Enneagram: 8w7
Tritype: 829 (2w3, 9w1)
Instinctual Variant: sp/sx
Socionics: ENTj / LIE
Attitudinal Psyche: EFLV
Temperament: Choleric-Sanguine
Jungian Archetype: The Hero
Hobbies: The real question is "what hobbies does Alfred NOT have?"– Watching and making movies, assembling models of planes and tanks and what have you, archaeology, sports (baseball, football, basketball, etc.), dancing, cooking, carpentry, husbandry, "quick-draw", coding, playing instruments (guitar, harmonica, trumpet, percussion)
Languages Spoken: English, French, Latin, Spanish, Dutch, Filipino, German, Russian, Chinese (Mandarin), Various indigenous
Education: Various undergraduate degrees in the sciences and a few graduate degrees
Extras:
voice claim : talking / singing
Physical Description:
Alfred is young, tall and handsome— a Rockwell-esque, Hollywood-glam poster child for the most powerful Nation in history. He stands at around six foot and four inches, or roughly 193 centimeters. He has sandy blond hair cropped short, wide blue eyes ringed gold around the pupils, freckled tan skin, a powerful, muscular build, and a signature megawatt smile. Usually dressed casually, he’s most often seen in blues, reds, oranges or browns, or with some type of jacket on.
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crunchetime · 8 months
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Some D&D oc's from my second set! (I made 3 sets of characters based on each of the 14 playable classes including Blood Hunter and Artificer so I now have 42 OCs in this roster total lmao)
Sammi Silvertongue [any pronouns]
Hill Dwarf Bard, College of Eloquence In any given town where revolution is brewing, you may hear the name "Silvertongue" spoken, and tales of a powerful family of dwarves who find themselves at the right place and the right time to foster change and fight any oppressor. Whether it be through actions or words, the Silvertongues have a penchant for toppling tyrants and destroying corrupt regimes from the inside out. The youngest of this line of upstarts, Sammi expresses their performative and inspirational talents through slam poetry, cooking up a rhythmic verbal cadence that carries the beat of the world around them. Sammi is incredibly observant, gathering information on their surroundings constantly. Often, it's simply to build up a vocabulary in case something calls for a quick stanza, but this methodical perception also keeps Sammi present and ever on the lookout for the next opportunity to make a difference. Sammi is a prodigious diplomat able to both soothe potential foes and rally hesitant allies, making them a much-sought-after public speaker for groups on both sides of the law.
Jarec V'nindu [he/him]
Githyanki Blood Hunter, Order of the Ghostslayer Jarec was a fresh face amongst the ranks of the Githyanki's interdimensional crusade, and he learned pretty quickly that his heart just wasn't in it. He chose to slip away from his post one day in the Shadowfell and ducked through a portal into the material plane, but it seems as though he may have brought something unsavory along with him. Whether it be through consequence or a seized opportunity, some otherworldly force snuck its way into Jarec's bloodstream and now periodically gives him glimpses into the space between the planes. Through this strange ability, Jarec has learned how to communicate with the dead and track souls that refuse to go gently into the beyond. He, however, isn't terribly interested in the quarrels of fading spirits. He's found another benefit of the curse; a current of powerful radiant energy runs through his veins, which he can harness to empower his abilities in combat. A born mercenary, Jarec is always on the search for loot, glory, and ways to sustain his lust for adventure. At least he's pointed in the right direction. For now.
Dakka Noregh [she/her] Kobold Artificer, Alchemist
Dakka used to be the servant of a tyrannical white dragon, until a band of adventurers slew it in its mountain lair. Ever the opportunist, Dakka groveled at their feet to spare her, and in exchange, she'd provide them her services as an alchemist. They agreed, and as it turns out, those adventurers ended up founding their own guild and regularly do business with Dakka! The only problem is that those particular adventurers aren't exactly the best people to be indebted to. For life. When Dakka couldn't split the price of renting a new alchemical shop with the cost of supplies needed for the guild's orders, she tried to bargain with the guild to cut her a break. As it turned out, however, they were already planning to replace her with a new alchemist without giving her any notice. She wasn't exactly happy about that, and may or may not have thrown a flask of acid directly onto the new alchemist's face. Now, with dozens of freelance murderers at her heels, Dakka frantically searches for kinder murderers to surround herself with, and to make some money on the side making potions. Her newest invention is a hair growth potion, which she tested on herself as you can see.
Harv Greymoor [he/him] Pallid Elf Druid, Circle of the Moon
Not much is known, nor can be said, about Harv Greymoor. He grew up unglamorously in high elven society, worked as a magic college's groundskeeper for a few hundred years, and retired early with a nest-egg that ran out WAY more quickly than he expected. In an effort to sustain a bohemian lifestyle, Harv now works security on wagon trains and airships. One could take a look at this spindly, scruffy, pale elf and assume him harmless, but as it turns out, this guy's been living out in the wilderness and getting so in tune with nature that he has a direct line to some kind of moon deity. So now I guess he can just kinda turn into animals and cast spells. He thinks it's neat. These abilities come in handy for his clients, which means it keeps ample food on the table for Harv. Which is good, because his appetite has grown significantly with his powers. I'm sure that's not indicative of anything foreboding.
Sybil [she/her] Ardling Ranger, Beast Master (revised)
(For those unaware, Ardlings are a new race/species included [or just revised? I'd never heard of them before now] in the OneDND playtest material. They're basically just a way for you to play your fursona. Sybil uses the Flyer subrace, since she's sort of a bat/owl chimera.)
Sybil has little recollection of where she came from. She simply appeared on an artificer's doorstep as a baby one night, half-blind and terribly injured. The artificer raised her and nursed her back to health, helping her retain the mobility and senses she otherwise would have lost from her injuries. With reinforced bones, improved sight, and a bit of telepathy to assist her speech, Sybil uses her augments to safeguard the forest surrounding her mentor's workshop. Occasionally, though, she likes to fly to nearby towns and socialize. Everybody likes Sybil. She's a good-natured prankster and leads a surprisingly tumultuous love life. The townspeople are all just thankful that the guns hidden inside her legs only come out for monsters.
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whatdoesshedotothem · 2 years
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Sat[urday] 23 August 1834
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Good kiss last night – up at 6 1/2 a.m. w[i]th reg[ula]r bow[e]l compl[ain]t – Perrelet a lit[tle] bef[ore] 9
his fath[e]r g[o]t the legion of honore – one of the 28 decorat[io]ns giv[e]n (out of ab[ov]w 2090 peop[le]) for wh[a]t they h[a]d at the exposit[io]n
Miss Becketts’ broth[e]r h[a]d tak[e]n b[a]ck h[e]r watch – b[ou]ght a ver[y] nice lit[tle] enamell[e]d
watch 360/. for A- [Adney]   Perrelet s[ai]d bow[e]l compl[ain]t was ver[y] com[mon] – the medic[a]l men
desir[e]d peop[le] to eat ver[y] lit[tle] fruit – call[e]d the compl[ain]t cholerine – A- [Adney] pleas[e]d w[i]th
the watch b[u]t th[ou]ght it mon[e]y thrown away, so to our mut[ua]l satisfact[io]n determ[ine]d to gi[ve] it
to Charlotte S- [Stuart] and to ask Miss Berry to ta[ke] it ho[me] – th[a]t Perrelet might ha[ve] it regler it
perfect[l]y well – br[eak]f[a]st at 10 40/.. – A- [Adney] and I out (in the landau) at 12 – Look[e]d ov[e]r the
furniture sale r[oo]ms of Lesage r[ue] Grange Batèlière – th[e]n w[e]nt chez Fischer (whose
well-made furnit[u]re we h[a]d seen at the Exposit[io]n – and who got the silv[e]r medal, the highest
reward giv[e]n for Ébénisterie, - and recom[mende]d by Perrelet – m[u]ch diffic[ult]y in find[in]g the place)
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Impasse Guèmené n°3, r[ue] S[ain]t Antoine – lik[e]d a cartonnier at 140/.- b[u]t c[oul]d n[o]t
ta[ke] it ho[me] – all the Fr[en]ch marchander, so his etiquettes mark[e]d so as to allow h[i]m to abate
a lit[tle] – he ment[ione]d th[i]s ver[y] honest[l]y – lik[e]d the man – will employ h[i]m when I want
furnit[u]re – he h[a]s m[u]ch now chez Lessage – pays high for stand[in]g and th[e]re, on the th[in]g being sold –
out of 430/. E.G. allows 50/. – took us int[o] his workshop upst[ai]rs – mak[in]g fauteuils
at 12000/. each for Rothschield rich in carr[ia]ge and gild[in]g – doing up for him a ver[y] handso[me] old oak-carv[e]d
armoire, cost 600fr. at a curios[it]y shop – c[oul]d rememb[e]r when s[in]ce might ha[ve] been b[ou]ght for
20/. b[u]t now sought aft[e]r and d[ea]r – the curios[it]y merch[an]ts g[o]t th[e]m fr[om] La Vendée – pass[e]d ov[e]r
the pont de jard[i]n de Roi and left A- [Adney] and Geo[rge] at n°27 r[ue] S[ain]t V- [Victoire] at 3 1/4 (to dust b[oo]ks) – th[e]n w[e]nt
chez Crochard to ord[e]r so[me] books – the annals du musée de jard[i]n des pl[an]ts, rare – sold at
700 to 800fr. – M. Elie de Beaumont’s mém[oi]re sur les révolut[io]ns de la surf[a]ce du globe
pub[lishe]d separ[atel]y, is Epuisé, b[u]t I ha[ve] it in the annals des sci[en]ces nat[ur]ells end of 1829 and
begin[nin]g of 1830. L’arte de verifier les dates, 27 vol[ume]s [octavo] at 5/. or 6/. – out of print –
m[u]st ha[ve] it d’occasion – ord[ere]d for my ret[ur]n  to have Maltebruns’ geog[raph]y immed[iatel]y 7 vol[ume]s out
5 to co[me] – vol[ume]s 3 and 4 Capefigues’ hist[oire] Phil[ip] Auguste ord[ere]d – Chateaubriand’s works
ab[ou]t 25 vol[ume]s at 5/. or 6/. –
Cours d’agriculture, 16 vol[ume]s [octavo] to be h[a]d for 56/. bec[ause] go[in]g to be repub[lishe]d cheap, in 2 col[umn]s on each page –
Glossaire de Ducange, to be g[o]t d’occas[io]n – when opport[unit]y offers – ord[ere]d for my ret[ur]n –
Collect[io]n des memoires 1st and 2[n]d series 150 vol[ume]s à 5/. go[in]g to be reprint[e]d cheap, in 2 columns.
Guizot’s revolut[io]n d’Angleterre 25 vol[ume]s [octavo]
Manuel du libraire – diffic[ul]t à se procurer – h[a]s n[o]t ev[e]n a cop[y] for hims[elf] – m[u]st bring 1 fr[om] Brussells
will get one for me if he can – ord[ere]d
Tableaux synchroniques par Michelet.
Précis de l’hist[oire] du moyen age, par M. des Michells 2 vol[ume]s         ord[ere]d
Manuel de Diplomacie
Off fr[om] Crochards’ at 3 55/.. for Bellevue n°7 to call up[on] L[ad]y Charlotte Lindsay and the Miss
Berrys – th[e]re at 5 – ver[y] civ[i]l and k[i]nd – ask[e]d me to din[ner] – st[ai]d – ver[y] agreeab[le] vis[i]t – Miss B- [Berry]
will ta[ke] charge of the watch to be left for me w[i]th eith[e]r L[ad]y S[tuar]t Whitehall, or L[ad]y S- [Stuart] de R- [Rothesay]
Miss Agnes B- [Berry] recom[mende]d the correspond[en]ce of Victor Jacqumenot to his fam[il]y fr[om] Les Indes orient[au]x
in 1839 to 1832 – s[e]nt out by the jard[i]n des plantes – now dead – 2 vol[ume]s [octavo] – ho[me] in an h[ou]r
at 8 1/2 – A- [Adney] on[l]y just ret[urne]d – din[ner] at 9 – fine day till ab[ou]t one p.m. – aft[er]w[ar]ds gentle r[ai]n
the gr[ea]t[e]r part of the aft[ernoo]n and ev[enin]g –F[ahrenheit] 66° at 12 5/.. tonight – Miss Berry h[a]d n[o]t got the addr[ess] for
the bellows, c[oul]d n[o]t get it, so h[a]d no bellows for me – b[u]t w[oul]d bring me a p[ai]r to Eng[lan]d w[i]th h[e]r
if I lik[e]d –
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vapehk1 · 8 months
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Top 10 Best Compact Pod Vapes in 2023: What's Best Small Mini Pod Systems on Market Today
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Unleash a Flavor Revolution and Elevate Your Vaping Bliss with These Trusted Compact Pod Vapes Compact pod vapes are the talk of the town in 2023. They're small, easy to use, and offer a satisfying vaping experience with various flavors and nicotine strengths. Perfect for those who are always on the go or for smokers looking to switch, these devices offer a mouth-to-lung draw that mimics the sensation of smoking. Choosing the best compact pod vape can be overwhelming with so many options available. That's why we've compiled a list of the top 10 compact pod systems of 2023, based on their performance, quality, design, and features. Whether you're after affordability or advanced features, you'll find something that suits your needs and preferences here. Rank Product Buy Now 1 UWELL CALIBURN GZ2 Buy Now 2 UWELL CALIBURN AZ3 Buy Now 3 VOOPOO H40 Buy Now 4 VAPORESSO XROS Mini Buy Now 5 Lost Vape Ursa Nano Buy Now 6 VOOPOO DORIC Q Buy Now 7 Suorin Air Mini Vape Pod Buy Now 8 Elf Bar Mate 500 Pod Buy Now 9 Mi-Pod 2.0 + Buy Now 10 RELX Essential Kit Buy Now 1. UWELL CALIBURN GZ2 - Best Overall The UWELL CALIBURN GZ2 is our top pick for the best compact pod vape in 2023. This sleek device offers an exceptional vaping experience with its 750mAh battery and 2ml e-liquid capacity. The size is a compact 28.9 x 22.9 x 72.5 mm, making it perfect for on-the-go vaping. 2. UWELL CALIBURN AZ3 - Best for Mini Size With a size of 68.9mm (H) x 23.8mm (W) x 23.6mm (D), the UWELL CALIBURN AZ3 offers a versatile and portable vaping experience. It's perfect for those who like to switch between different flavors and nicotine strengths throughout the day. 3. VOOPOO H40 - Best for Features The VOOPOO H40 is a feature-packed compact pod vape with a size of 104.5mm x 27.5mm. It offers a variety of settings and customization options, making it a standout choice for those who like to tweak their vaping experience. 4. VAPORESSO XROS Mini - Best for High Power If you're looking for a compact pod vape with substantial power, the VAPORESSO XROS Mini is an excellent choice. With its size of 98.9 x 13.5 x 23.4 mm, this device offers a robust and satisfying vaping experience. 5. Ursa Nano Pod by Lost Vape - Best for Smart Vaping With dimensions of 100.5 mm (H) x 14 mm (W) x 24.1 mm (D), the Ursa Nano Pod by Lost Vape is a pocket-friendly option for vapers on the go. This sleek device packs an 800 mAh battery and a 2.5 ml cartridge, offering both style and functionality in a compact form. 6. VOOPOO DORIC Q - Best for Side-filling system Designed for sub-ohm enthusiasts, the VOOPOO DORIC Q excels in delivering exceptional convenience vaping by side-filling system. Its size is 95.6mm (H) x 23.2mm (W), making it a compact yet powerful option. 7. Suorin Air Mini Vape Pod - Best for Aesthetics Combining aesthetics and performance, the Suorin Air Mini Vape Pod is a visually stunning compact pod vape. Its size is 75mm x 32mm, making it one of the most compact options on this list. 8. Elf Bar Mate 500 Pod - Best for Beginners Ideal for beginners, the Elf Bar Mate 500 Pod offers simplicity and ease of use without compromising on performance. Its size is 88mm (H) x 29mm (W) x 12mm (D), making it a great choice for those new to vaping. 9. Mi-Pod 2.0 + - Best for Minimalists For those who appreciate minimalist design, the Mi-Pod 2.0 + offers a sleek and elegant pod vape option. Its size is 8.1cm (H) x 4.5cm (W) x 1.1cm (D), making it highly portable and easy to carry. 10. RELX Essential Kit - Best for Simplicity The RELX Essential Kit is a pod vape that excels in simplicity and ease of use. Its size is 112mm x 23mm x 10mm, making it a straightforward and reliable option for those who want a hassle-free vaping experience. Read the full article
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oscaronthegloryroad · 11 months
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I need to learn to draw so I can draw my D and/or D characters.
Like Jymn Brueski, the mountain dwarf drunken fist monk (with the Guild Artisan - brewer background). He carries around a pin cask full of red Ale or stout and is constantly offering drinks to everyone he meets, to "break the ice" and "be a good host" (he is never the host. It is unclear if he knows what that means.)
Or Huey Girvan, the owlkin ranger gloom stalker that thinks they are a rogue assassassin, in a slightly more "big dumb kid" way than an "edgy scumbag" way. Oh, and he's like, 35?
Or Asher "Ash" McKenzie, the half elf bard-lock who's warlock patron is Tony Iommi. He is a junior at an adventuring school, his freshman year he developed a crush on a girl a year older than him who is into heavy music so he traded his soul to Tony Iommi (a minor musical deity) for guitar lessons and magic. He is also working on a goatee. . . But that is a less successful endeavor.
Or Gowyn Bowdly, the halfling bard and accidental folk hero/James Connolly-esque revolutionary figure who accidentally burnt down the big chain burger joint he just got fired from while stealing the chicken mascot costume (which he wears over a skin tight, pink, sequined, jumpsuit. Sometimes only one half or the other.) And may have kicked off a small revolution against the largely human owned corporate and aristocratic exploitation of halflings. His guiding principle is, knowing that he can't go home for fear of arrest (for stealing the suit and burning down his place of employment, he doesn't know about the revolutionary stuff. Yet), "become a hero or die trying so that I can go home". Oh, and he is ace, but playing up being a bard.
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catlilsium · 2 years
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If you want to know who are they ill give you the list
cuv smp and t smp members:cat,bex(the one with the magic hat),mike(the one with the horns),hunter(the one who is greedy),lyla,dino(the poet),evan(the ona who is stuck in a circus of bad decicions), mina,jester,aracnid,lucy,off sqad: candy(the guirl with teh candy cane),ham(the baboy:0),tech(the one who started the end),firy(have you heard of our lord and saviour lightning maqueen),gus(hamster),lis(axolotol),blis(ork/elf),tig(soul of feelings),cao(soul of caos),aren(soul of frienship),taffy(the doooooooopisite of human),justin(the one who helped on the genocide ),shin(the one who trapped them),doni(the one that saved them),
the misfits:pearl(black cat),bob(frog),plantin(deerhum),burnim(the bunny who left us),
demian(the b who put lovepotions on plantin), omine(the creator of the gool0p),demin(a piece of the goop),aulis(the one who works in the hotel),humimn(the O N L Y one that hasn't done a bad thing/sr),bixby(the one who is canon and i put him in a chapter),
treep(the one who started the whole cuv smp thingy),lilly(the caring mom but not that smart),elise(the queen of mononoque),guastu(the other one working in the circus),gibby(the other one that hasnt done bad things ... yet),osy(plant guy),smacx(the one who realy did a mistake).nostalgia smp:peoku(a happy buff and very human hmm) fredric(he doesn't seem ok) boris(does he seem fine?) havac(i dont trust her).amimalia : gold( the one who teached the owl prince things) mae(the one who helped in the human revolution),eliot (the one who ruled animalia...fooor 7 years),halli( the trans girl who ruled for 57 years AND WA N T E d C a O s),amage(kitten who is a "queen"), slibun(the caotic hamster),(so for the show we have : 1 hamster; 2 sheep; 3 cats; 1 dog; 1 zebra; 1 toucan; 1 donkey ;1 lion and 1 dolphin), the qgami(ze bad queen),_____(ant person),________(spider user),_______(spider frien),mferie(moth friend)duem(moth that will be ded)slim(the nice otter) riae(the nice mouse.... right?) .the detectives:ails(she is cursed), halo(is inocent and the one who is good ecept he has a radar of bad pepole), spixy(he is the meschevious one who diddin't want to be here but he says sorry alot) hugonti(the dumb one who weirdly is good at maths).aesthefam:bublepop(she is kind right?) blackberry(she is nice ) horrybless(goth queen of the family) scruffy(a nice kid) cute(another nice kid) flory(the grandma) retroh(the one who diddint pick a side) ýunsa(hiperactive kid) helix(virus).AWD:catl((from another dimention)shes good with magic) Fy(demon on her head) sam(not a friend of her yet)pai(her new "friend").The apocalipse : salĺm(shes a nice fren),liam(he's not normal),caestru(aportuniatic,sassy,anxous and caotic)
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kurogoesinthedas · 3 years
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I have a normal amount of feelings for Fley’s parents
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marmarbeans · 3 years
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AAAGH
I'm sorry, I have to get this off my chest, y'all. The last chapter of Wolfman of Wulvershire(Spoilers btw) actually fucked me up. This man Lionel wanted to get with his cousin, burnt his cousins' house down with her husband still inside, and threatened to hurt her all with her baby in the car. I swear, I want to see Lionel suffer. Just the worst death, electric chair this motherfucker.
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velvetv0nblack · 5 years
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One of two photos taken of my Halloween makeup 😭😭😭
I’m gonna have to recreate this look just to get some proper photos, I’m so gutted.
Queen Bitch Elf ✨
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hubbleablubble · 6 years
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“Please button up your shirt.”
“Why, are you jealous?”
aka: Everyone is gay for Luvim, especially the haughty noble he staged a revolution with.
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19, 31, and 32 for the D&D ask meme?
Thanks anon!
19. How did you discover D&D?
As with so many things in my life, it’s all down to my fantastic nimble bird friend, who sent me a link to a clip of the love potion prank in Critical Role campaign 1. The rest, as they say, is history!
31. Tell me about your current party!
YES, ok, I’ve been waiting to gush for a while, let me tell you about EWF (names redacted/abbreviated for privacy reasons)
So our party currently has four active members - Vyce (my character, a tiefling rogue), “O” (tiefling monk), “D” (human cleric), and “N” (gnome wizard). We also have three past/infrequent members - “Z” (kyrid (home-brew lizard race) bard), “T” (dwarf barbarian), and “Ol” (half elf sorcerer).
“O” is played by my nimble bird friend, and she’s both a very competent fighter and also very young. Vyce, who has been a little brother his entire life, thinks of her like a little sister, albeit one whom he’s slightly in awe of. In Vyce’s opinion, she’s the beating heart of the party - she takes such joy in things (especially shiny things) and she doesn’t seem to be weighed down by the unfortunate things that have happened in her past. She’s not very smart (aka the best type of D&D character) and she’ll run where angels fear to tread, but it’s that kind of reckless bravery that’s saved the party’s bacon more times than we can count. I personally am of the opinion that "O" should be allowed to use a gun. Would this solve some of our problems? Maybe. Would this cause a lot more problems? Certainly. Should "O" even have a gun? Probably not, but the correct answer is yes. She's got the guns, now let her fire a gun!
We're just wrapping up a story arc dealing with “D’s” backstory, and it’s been so fun to see how his character has grown and changed over the course of the arc. He’s gone from a bit of a directionless adventurer, getting drunk and squabbling with “T” about who is in charge of the party skyship, to really coming into his own as a captain of the wind and waves. Like, it’s truly been so satisfying to watch him instigate revolutions, reach out to old friends and stand up to old enemies, lead fleets into naval battles, and step into the heart of the storm. I think for Vyce, “D” has really gone from someone that was a bit of a dark mirror in many ways, to someone that he respects and admires. Not that there isn't still a streak of recklessness in "D" but hey, that's part of what makes the game fun!
It is impossible not to like “N.” “N” alone has shifted Vyce’s dislike of mages (although with our most recent session, there’s been some regression!) “N” is like that friend who is enthusiastically, 110% up for anything, you tell him the plan and he’ll commit to it so hard. You will never meet an Abjuration wizard, or flat out any wizard, who loves Fireball more. He’s also ended up in so many situations where he’s separated from the party and 1v1-ing a baddie all by himself and no one knows, and the thing is, he’s actually won most of the time? I mean, apart from the time he died, but he’s better now. You’ll also never meet a wizard who uses a dagger so successfully in combat. He’s literally killed at least two bad guys with his dagger, we’re all bewildered and both Vyce and I are delighted, you go you funky lil old gnome you. He’s currently got a running interest in trying to figure out what shape the world is, which is some of the funniest and best wizard RP ever. He’s also come out with some of the most devastatingly poignant lines in the campaign so far, his memorial speech for a beloved NPC friend still haunts me ahhhhhhh.
32. Most memorable NPC you've encountered in a game you played in.
Hmm, gotta be three-way tie between Lynley, Rutley, and Frode. Lynley was an old friend of “D” and was also a cleric (I think?) of the same god. He helped us start and lead the revolution against the pirate lord, and when the pirate lord sent a massive fleet, much larger than our remaining ships, to retake the port, he loaded a ship with gunpowder and sailed it into the middle of the attacking fleet.
(Does Vyce feel guilty because he suggested that as an idea, albeit with unmanned ships, when we first heard about the fleet? YUP.)
Anyways, the party wasn’t in the port at the time, we were trying to retake a temple partway down the coast, but we got to see his death scene in a scrying pool, and just, the way our DM narrated it and the music he put on, it was just this incredibly heart-wrenching and moving scene that will stay with me forever. Our DM is incredible, that’s all I can say.
Rutley is just a goblin with a gun. He is very good at shooting the gun. Naturally, I love him.
Frode is the worst person ever (in Vyce’s opinion). Vyce dislikes mages in general, he very definitely dislikes charmers, and he fears wit and wordplay because he’s not in the least good at it (-2 CHA baybeeeee). Of course, this means Vyce’s mortal enemies are bards (except for our party bard, who is just a lil lizard with a cello and not, say, an obnoxious know-it-all with higher Perception than Vyce’s Stealth). Frode is a mysterious bard we found wandering in the forest, who may or may not be our world’s equivalent of Jaskier. Vyce loathes him with a deep and unshakable hatred, and I the player loved every minute of that interaction.
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greensaplinggrace · 4 years
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a list of alternate universes & story ideas, if you’re short on writing inspiration or stuck in a writer’s block. 
these are mostly gathered from AO3, but some I came up with. If anybody wants me to add anything, feel free to make a comment or dm me. honestly, this is mostly for my own benefit lol
A
Always a Different Sex
Angels & Demons
Arranged Marriages
Apocalypse
Assassins & Hitmen
Actors
Avatar & Bending Setting
Aliens
Animals
Artists
Army
Architects
Age Changes
Angels
Afterlife
Ancient Rome
Art School
Alien Invasion
All Female
Amusement Park
B
BDSM
Bakery
Boarding School
Bounty Hunters
Bar/Pub
Bed & Breakfast
Bookstore
Ballet
Bodyguard
Babysitters
Babies
Baseball
Bikers
Birds
Bands
Beach
Boxing
Boy Band
C
Cats
Car Racing
Canon Divergence
CEOs & Businesses
College/University
Coffee Shops & Cafes
Canon
Crack
Creatures & Monsters
Childhood Friends
Celebrity
Criminals
Circus
Children
Cyberpunk
Character Swap
Chefs
Cthulu Mythos Fusion
Cults
Corporate
D
Different First Meeting
Dark
Dystopia
Daemons
Domestic
Dragons
Detectives
Dance
Diners
Different Powers
Daycare
Demon Hunters
Dinosaurs
Dungeons & Dragons
E
Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
Escorts
Elementary School
Earth
Evil
Edwardian
Elf
Elizabethan Era
F
Fantasy
Fusion
Future
Fairy Tale
Flower Shop
Fashion & Models
Fae
Farm/Ranch
Federal Agents
Flight Attendants
Fraternity
Flower Shop & Tattoo Parlor
Firefighters
Family
Foster Family
Food Service
Frontier
Football
Fans & Fandom
Fast & Furious Fusion
G
Gender Changes
Gods & Goddesses
Gangsters
Ghosts
Ghost Hunters
Gang World
Guardian Angels
Genie/Djinn
Ghost Hunters
Grocery Store
Gladiators
Greasers
H
High School
Human
Historical
Hell
Heaven
Hipsters
Hunters
Hogwarts
Harry Potter Setting
Hospital
Hunger Games Setting
Horror
Hockey
Hollywood
Harem
Homeless
Hackers
I
Idols
Industrial Revolution
Inanimate Objects
Information Technology
Ice Skating
J
Journalism
Jungle
Jurassic Park Fusion
K
Kids
Kindergarten & Pre-School
Kingdoms
L
Library
Lawyers
Law Enforcement
Lifeguards
Laboratory
M
Modern Setting
Magic
Medieval
Mechanics
Modern with Magic
Middle School
Mob
Modern: No Powers
Magical Realism
Merpeople
Mythology
Military
Muggle
Marching Band
Music
Modern: Still Have Powers
Mutants
Mental Institutions
Monster Hunter
Monsters
N
No Powers
Non-Famous
Neighbors
Non-Magical
Normal Life
Noir
Navy
Never Met
Ninjas
No Zombie Apocalypse
Normal High School
O
Office
Olympics
Online Dating
Orchestra
Orphanage
Ordinary People
Old People
P
Pirate
Police
Post-Canon
Prostitution
Post-Apocalypse
Past Lives
Paris
Pet Store
Pianist
Pizza Place
Prison
Pre-Canon
Parents
Porn
Politics
Photographer
Professors
Police & Yakuza
Popstar
Priests
Psychics/Psionics
Purgatory
Punk
Q
Quest
R
Royalty
Reincarnation
Roommates/Housemates
Rock Band
Role Reversal
Regency
Robots & Androids
Restaurant
Road Trip
Real World
Retail
Reality Show
Romantic Comedy
Radio
Religious
Renaissance
Roller Derby
Roller Skating
Rugby
S
Soulmates
Supernatural Elements
Superheroes/Superpowers
Science Fiction
Space
School
Scientists
Sex Shop
Shipwrecked
Showbusiness
Skating
Small Town
Sports
Spirits
Spies & Secret Agents
Stripper/Exotic Dancer
Student/Teacher
Serial Killers
Still Have Powers
Supernatural Hunters
Surfers
Swimming
Shapeshifters
Steampunk
Sentinels & Guides
Sugar Daddy
T
Time Travel
Teenagers
Teachers
Tattoo Parlor
Twins
Theatre
Thieves
Trans
Tattoos
Tennis
Titanic Fusion
Tomb Raider
U
Urban Fantasy
Utopia
V
Vampire
Victorian
Vikings
Vampire Slayer
Video Game World
Veterinarians
Vegas
W
Werewolf
Western
Witchcraft
Wings
War
Writing & Publishing
Werecreatures
Wolves
Wizards
Wedding Planner
Wrestling
X
X-Men Fusion
Y
Yakuza
Yoga
Young
Z
Zombie Apocalypse
Zombies
Zootopia Fusion
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vapehk1 · 8 months
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Top 10 Best Compact Pod Vapes in 2023: What's Best Small Mini Pod Systems on Market Today
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Unleash a Flavor Revolution and Elevate Your Vaping Bliss with These Trusted Compact Pod Vapes Compact pod vapes are the talk of the town in 2023. They're small, easy to use, and offer a satisfying vaping experience with various flavors and nicotine strengths. Perfect for those who are always on the go or for smokers looking to switch, these devices offer a mouth-to-lung draw that mimics the sensation of smoking. Choosing the best compact pod vape can be overwhelming with so many options available. That's why we've compiled a list of the top 10 compact pod systems of 2023, based on their performance, quality, design, and features. Whether you're after affordability or advanced features, you'll find something that suits your needs and preferences here. Rank Product Buy Now 1 UWELL CALIBURN GZ2 Buy Now 2 UWELL CALIBURN AZ3 Buy Now 3 VOOPOO H40 Buy Now 4 VAPORESSO XROS Mini Buy Now 5 Lost Vape Ursa Nano Buy Now 6 VOOPOO DORIC Q Buy Now 7 Suorin Air Mini Vape Pod Buy Now 8 Elf Bar Mate 500 Pod Buy Now 9 Mi-Pod 2.0 + Buy Now 10 RELX Essential Kit Buy Now 1. UWELL CALIBURN GZ2 - Best Overall The UWELL CALIBURN GZ2 is our top pick for the best compact pod vape in 2023. This sleek device offers an exceptional vaping experience with its 750mAh battery and 2ml e-liquid capacity. The size is a compact 28.9 x 22.9 x 72.5 mm, making it perfect for on-the-go vaping. 2. UWELL CALIBURN AZ3 - Best for Mini Size With a size of 68.9mm (H) x 23.8mm (W) x 23.6mm (D), the UWELL CALIBURN AZ3 offers a versatile and portable vaping experience. It's perfect for those who like to switch between different flavors and nicotine strengths throughout the day. 3. VOOPOO H40 - Best for Features The VOOPOO H40 is a feature-packed compact pod vape with a size of 104.5mm x 27.5mm. It offers a variety of settings and customization options, making it a standout choice for those who like to tweak their vaping experience. 4. VAPORESSO XROS Mini - Best for High Power If you're looking for a compact pod vape with substantial power, the VAPORESSO XROS Mini is an excellent choice. With its size of 98.9 x 13.5 x 23.4 mm, this device offers a robust and satisfying vaping experience. 5. Ursa Nano Pod by Lost Vape - Best for Smart Vaping With dimensions of 100.5 mm (H) x 14 mm (W) x 24.1 mm (D), the Ursa Nano Pod by Lost Vape is a pocket-friendly option for vapers on the go. This sleek device packs an 800 mAh battery and a 2.5 ml cartridge, offering both style and functionality in a compact form. 6. VOOPOO DORIC Q - Best for Side-filling system Designed for sub-ohm enthusiasts, the VOOPOO DORIC Q excels in delivering exceptional convenience vaping by side-filling system. Its size is 95.6mm (H) x 23.2mm (W), making it a compact yet powerful option. 7. Suorin Air Mini Vape Pod - Best for Aesthetics Combining aesthetics and performance, the Suorin Air Mini Vape Pod is a visually stunning compact pod vape. Its size is 75mm x 32mm, making it one of the most compact options on this list. 8. Elf Bar Mate 500 Pod - Best for Beginners Ideal for beginners, the Elf Bar Mate 500 Pod offers simplicity and ease of use without compromising on performance. Its size is 88mm (H) x 29mm (W) x 12mm (D), making it a great choice for those new to vaping. 9. Mi-Pod 2.0 + - Best for Minimalists For those who appreciate minimalist design, the Mi-Pod 2.0 + offers a sleek and elegant pod vape option. Its size is 8.1cm (H) x 4.5cm (W) x 1.1cm (D), making it highly portable and easy to carry. 10. RELX Essential Kit - Best for Simplicity The RELX Essential Kit is a pod vape that excels in simplicity and ease of use. Its size is 112mm x 23mm x 10mm, making it a straightforward and reliable option for those who want a hassle-free vaping experience. Read the full article
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