EVERYTHING IS SOOOOO GREAT
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Janet: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Eleanor: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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For Eleanor. ;)
Overrated - her and Chidi being used as a Concept of Love, while the actual characters and their relationship just... wasn't there. Urgh
Honestly have so much to say that there's nothing to say. Could have been beautiful character if there was more character. Forever RIP actual team Cockroach dynamics with her that could've been.
She's getting to have opinions and care for her dear ones and trying to kick a cop out of heaven in my head tho, so it's all good ^^
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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THE GOOD PLACE
2.04 ✦ Team Cockroach
4.13 ✦ Whenever You're Ready
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Not to ramble about the good place but do you ever think about that bit in season 1 where Chidi sarcastically says "do I also need to tell you not to throw sand" and Eleanor responds with "throwing sand is an excellent way to put out a vodka fire" and how that sums up Chidi's character arc so well as well as challenging moral positions like Kant's that claim that there is one exact solution to any given moment because yes, we would all immediately consider throwing sand to be bad, but sometimes it is Genuinely useful and good to throw sand and to apply the ideology of "throwing sand is bad" to Every situation will be to die in a vodka fire.
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Is this not what happened.
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