i think whiteboard should let me resize text (<- guy with horrid handwriting regardless of language)
anyway having so much fun with this. hurt comfort deal, thank you again to @monolite001 for the wonderful korean translation !!!! transcript + english tl in alt text as always <3
rockstar!eddie finds out the concept of "internal calls" on hotel room phones and is elated to know that he can call assistant!reader from his own room. he calls you one night, before you're ever together, and makes yet another silly excuse to talk to you.
before you say good night, you call his attention.
"hey, eddie. i don't mind if you call me, but if you ever wake me up in the middle of night, or before my alarm in the morning, i'll tell rick what those mysterious names on the record label's credit card really stand for, you hear me?", in your usual soft spoken tone, as sweet as an angel.