#Eeth is Maul's dad now i dont make the rules

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Eeth, about Maul: Every morning my son™ moves his things from his bedroom to the living room while screaming, and every night he moves them back, also while screaming

Eeth, pouring whisky into his Caf: I don’t know the purpose of the ritual but it is the central pillar of my faith, now

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Eeth: Come now, Maul. There is no “I” in team!

Maul: Yes, but there’s no “U” in team either. So, I’m not on the team, you’re not on the team, nobody’s on the fucking team! The team sucks!

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Eeth, about Maul: This will pass. He’ll eventually just burn himself out.

Maul: That’s what YOU think! I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME, JEDI!

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Maul: I’M INVINCIBLE, I WILL DESTROY ALL, I WILL KILL ALL-!!!!!

Eeth: Yes yes I know, you do this every night. Can’t you just SLEEP now?

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Maul, in the dark: I am Fear. I am strength and rage, I am what everyone fears in the nih—

Eeth, turning the lights on: Alright, off the table

Maul: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD—!!

Eeth, spraying him with a squirt bottle: Get off, get!!

Maul: HISSSSSSS

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