#Ed: Oh right sorry *whispering* wanna commit a Felony with me

[shyjusticewarrior]

Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 6

Oswald: Alright, somebody kiss me. Smebody kiss me! It’s midnight! Somebody kiss me-

Ed: Alright, alright *kisses Oswald on the lips* There.

Ed: Hey, Oswald, wanna help me commit a felony?

Oswald: What?!

Ed: Oh, sorry, my bad. Heh.

Ed, whispering: Wanna help me commit a felony?

Oswald, whispering: Of course, what do you need?

Ed: And that’s when I got the idea!

Ed, fidgeting w/ his fingers: ...

Jim: ... So what was the idea?

Ed: Oh, right, I was telling a story.

Harvey Bullock: You have to pick your battles.

Jim Gordon: Well I'm full of rage and I'm picking all of them.

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