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catskullery · 4 months

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#posted on my uhhhh side art account on twitter and thought i should make it clear here too #since they've been coming out of the woodwork lately #carry on #the terfs are really in their feelings about this one <3 #really down in their hurt little ugly feefees <3 #my they pronoun scares them soooo bad too #awww it's okay little dumb dumb the pronoun can't hurt you here have a binkie

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precariouswizardry · 8 months

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#if i have a specific flask for ONE POTION and the apprentice ignores the system its on them #stop talking down to alchemists like we're dumb #go ahead and wave your sticks at each other while i bottle pure imagination and turn it into a bomb #shadow wizard money gang #wizard posting #wizardcore #pondering orb #potions #shadow wizard grindset #casting spells

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liquidstar · 5 months

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genuinely this is the funniest joke in the series so far to me

#granted im only 3 eps in. but ive seen no one post this one even tho i thought it was hilarious in a really dumb way #i literally went out of my way to pull up the subbed version just to get the captions to screenshot thats how funny it was. to me.#scott pilgrim

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lilithland · 3 months

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ok but like imagine you and your girl best friend are having a sleepover

and you two have always been super close and touchy with each other, you’ve even made out once or twice when you were drunk

it’s not uncommon for you two to share a bed and cuddle with one another, plationically of course

you’re half awake one night, about to fall right back asleep, barely conscious, when you feel a little more spread out than usual, a little more restricted too

you’re chilly and can feel your nipples hardening, you go to curl into a ball, about to seek out the warmth of your best friend but you find that you can’t move anything

you start to wake a little more and realize your tied wide open on your friends bed

“oh baby, shhhhh, go back to sleep”

you feel hazy and find yourself fighting to stay awake, you realize you’re naked and that’s why you’re so cold

your best friend drags a manicured finger down your body causing you to shiver

“you usually don’t wake up during this part, that’s ok, you won’t remember come morning”

you’re confused by her words but her fingers twisting and pinching at your nipples causes you to moan and throw your head back

“does princess need something to keep her quiet while mommy plays?”

you watch as your best friend takes her own panties off and stuffs them in your mouth, you can taste how soaked she was

“if youre a good girl maybe i’ll let you lick my pussy clean when we’re done”

you’ve never had sex with a woman before but your own leaky cunt is clearly thrilled by the idea

your friend starts sucking on your neck while simultanelmously teasing your entrance with her skilled fingers

she pulls away, bringing her fingers to her mouth to taste your girl juice that she collected

“mmmm you always taste so sweet princess”

she drops down and uses her tongue to fuck your drippy messy hole, she uses a thumb to rub figure eights over your clit

you cum embarrassingly fast, too stupid to process anything other than how good your best friend is making you feel

you’re drooling around the panties in your mouth, utterly blissed out, your own cum leaking down your best friends chin

your friend gets up and dissapears for a bit, leaving you a needy, squirmy, whiny mess

she returns with a double headed dildo and a vibrator

“i wonder just how many times we can get you to cum on this cock with me before you pass out and forget everything again babygirl, last week you made it to four but i think you can do at least six tonight”

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cheekylittlepupp · 2 months

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#astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #im sorry guys i just had to #mims posts ~#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 astarion #bg3 gifs #bg3 gif #astarion gif #baldurs gate astarion #these are so dumb honestly #baldur's gate astarion #my gifs ~

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ahahnopenope · 1 month

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here's the picture i couldn't get out of my head

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serialunaliver · 1 month

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normal website

#this is on the post saying 'puriteens' is a dumb term lol

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adhd-languages · 8 months

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In the Spanish Gravity Falls dub, the “My ex-wife still misses me..but her aim is getting better!”

Is translated as “My ex-esposa todavía me quiere…¡me quiere matar!”

Roughly translating to “My ex-wife still wants me… wants me dead!”

#Being one of the first jokes I understood in Spanish I was in hysterics over this #it’s a dumb joke #it has a place en mi corazón #spanish #translation #gravity falls #it’s a bit more intense than the English one tbh #Quinn posts #100 #500 #10k

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syrupup · 22 days

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gentle somno ... sliding yourself inside me while i feel super sleepy and i can't do much besides gasp softly and let you do as you please. even though you know i can't fight you, you still grab onto my hips with the slightest bit of pressure and thrust gently into me over and over again. i whine and moan ever so sweetly, fighting both my sleepiness and the overwhelming pleasure that you're giving me until you hold my mouth shut and tell me to simply go back to sleep. we both know that it's not that easy, yet i still try and end up falling asleep to the feeling of you filling my insides as i deserve🩶

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viktheviking1 · 6 months

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The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.

Reblog for more people to give their answers!

#funny stuff #funny memes #puns #bad puns #pun #terrible puns #dad jokes #bad jokes #toilet #toilet joke #funny #funny post #funny polls #funny content #tumblr polls #my polls #polls #dumb jokes

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rob1nseggblue · 1 year

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take my collection of important images

wish i could add more but im on mobile rn

#robin talks #cats #cat memes #cat pictures #silly #silly cars #silly cats #silly kitty #skrungly #skrungly cats #skrunkly #edit:#10k #im crying #why is this the post that gets attention #yall go feral for dumb looking cats

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pupsolstrom · 2 months

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The idea of someone tapping their dick on my face not letting me suck it off is actually so hot, like just rubbing their dick on my face while I go cock drunk... Yeaaahhhh I like the sound of that.

#puppy sub #bottomposting #sub posting #t4t ns/fw #dumb puppy #bd/sm puppy #t4t puppy #ftm puppy #t4t sub #cock drunk #scent kink #scent k1nk

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clouvu · 1 month

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