#Dr doofenshmirtz anon

[asktadckrew]

*when the three anons saw the murderous Robots they instantly backed off and went back to report to the leader*

"Shit! The bots are here...."

* soon enough he pulled out a small device and before he pressed it he yelled out the words:

"WE'LL BE BACK AND CAUSE MORE TROUBLE!"

And soon when he pressed it him and all of his anonymous henchmen disappeared Without a Trace....*

Uzi: Cowards.

Zooble: For real, it's giving... Doofenshmirtz.

#the amazing digital circus #tadc fandom #uzi doorman #murder drones uzi #zooble tadc #tadc zooble #the amazing digital circus zooble #zooble and uzi #fuck you anon #dr doofenshmirtz

[serennn17]

Fav dinosaur? With silly picture

Okay currently it’s this guy called the Concavenator cause I think it sounds like a Dr Doofenshmirtz inator and that’s just so fun

Like look at this wacky little guy fr

#anon ask #dinosaur #wacky dinosaur #concavenator #dr doofenshmirtz #inator

[saenora]

For the request: perry the platypus and Doofenshmirtz

hello anon!!! here you gooo!!

my commissions are open incase any one wannaaa request!!

#art requests #perry the platypus #dr doofenshmirtz #phineas and ferb #cartoon fanart #I LOVE THESEE TWOOO #I STILL WATCHH PndF DHHDHD I LOVEEE ITTT #anon ask

[transxfiles]

There could be a non-zero chance that either she's polyamorous or just that she likes to flirt and her gf is cool with it...

she's not so subtly trying to hide me from her gf so i don't think it's a polycule situation or one where her gf's cool with it, if that was the case i'd feel less nervous about the whole thing lol. but yeah it would be crazy if this was the 3rd polycule i'd been almost recruited into.

#[dr doofenshmirtz voice] if i had a nickle for every time a group of college students asked me to join their polycule #i'd have two nickels #which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice #ask #anon

[antvnger]

Hhhmmm. This is an awful choice, Anon.

I think I would go with the first one, because that reminds me of Dr. Doofenshmirtz and he’s one of my favorite characters. So I think I’ll go with that one.

Besides, malfunctioning robots is something I can fix. Sentient dinosaurs out to get me? Yeah, there’s no coming back from that…

#ask scott lang #scott lang #ant-man #anon asks #dr doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #Dr doof #sentient dinosaurs #dinosaurs #robots #malfunctioning robots #ant man #antman

[twisting-roads]

FYI that Elon tweet you reblogged is dubious, check the notes, it's fake in some capacity. Misinformation isn't the way to go

go crash a tesla off the side of a mountain

#I know its fake I don't care #ask #anon ask #'misinformation isn't the way to go' true but this is about elon who cares anymore #hes like dr doofenshmirtz but like with none of the redeeming qualities

[xxtc-96xx]

U know what i realized?

Most anons are basically Dr. Doofenshmirtz with Perry the Platypus when it comes to Mewtwo without the scarf. They don't know who they are if they are not wearing a piece of clothing

Mewtwo: *isn't wearing a scarf*

Anon: Wich two are you?

Mewtwo: *puts scarf*

Anon: *GASP* Mewtwo!

I don't mean to sound rude i just think is funny when u think abt it

"a mewtwo?" *puts on scarf*

"MEWTWO the mewtwo??"

[buttercupagere]

dr. doofenshmirtz as a caregiver <3

"hello, little monster! i have a special gift for you today. behold- my babe-inator!! one blast with this will turn you into a baby! i can make you a bottle of evil milk and make you some toast with evil faces on it. and then, i have... my nap-inator! it will put you right to sleep so i don't have to listen to waaa, waaa, waaa crying all night. no! do not give me those puppy dog eyes, they don't work on me! ....alright. you can have ice cream. and then the nap-inator will put you to sleep... good dreams guaranteed!"

requested by anon!

#agere moodboard #age regression moodboard #agere #moodboard #age regression #fandom agere #phineas and ferb #phineas and ferb agere #disney #disney agere #dr. doofenshmirtz #caregiver dr. doofenshmirtz #caregiver dr doofenshmirtz #fictional caregiver

[instantpansies]

and so it begins

First Chapter!!! Most Recent Chapter!!!

as we all know, Perry the Platypus won the @hellsite-hungergames and killed @hellsite-hall-of-fame.

the first polls, in which you people chose: - third person - author's notes in the middle of text - weird epithets to denote speakers - smirking

i'll be working on the first few chapters as i have time and releasing them one by one on ao3. my user is twenty_four_manticores and i'll be releasing this fic under the pseud instantpansies!

example of what we can all look forward to here. (holiday special sneak peek here)

current ship names in running: Pellsite, Perrysite, S.W.C.N. (Ship Without a Cool Name) - compiling a suggestion list and will run again with new options in a bit. round one poll

giving perry a tragic backstory here and here.

y'all decided i shouldn't refamiliarize myself with the og hunger games here.

messing with povs, decided here.

capital building doorway message here

i'll be releasing additional polls throughout the writing process to really crowdsource this fic. it'll be so much more authentic that way. they'll be released at random times but i'll have a featured tag on my blog with all the posts related to this fic. updates will follow.

finally, i will be open to all suggestions at any point! if we have a lot of people asking for things i'll make a poll! tell me what you want and i'll make an effort to get it in there, no promises though.

guidelines: hellsite-hall-of-fame has asked to keep this fic relatively sfw. while there will obviously be some violence and MCD, we're keeping this strictly smutless. pg-13, people, i'm rating this fic T on ao3!

tags to search on my blog if you only want to see fic content: - #enemies to lovers angst hurt no comfort 200k hellsite hall of fame x perry the platypus (all) - #the fic (all) - #LORE (things i might add later/won't be in the story but might help add some texture as i'm writing. mainly stuff from blogs involved acting in-character) - #hellsite hall of fame - #perry the platypus - #hellsite hunger games - #fic polls (if you only want to see polls) - #fic suggestions (anything y'all give me to work with that isn't in a poll!) - #chapter announcements

also, all pnf/mml/hng/etc posts are organized under #dwampyverse, not their own individual tags (except perry the platypus and dr doofenshmirtz)

disclaimers below cut

please note: i am a student with a ridiculous schedule and adhd. i make absolutely no promises to update this fic in a timely fashion.

fair warning: i've written fanfic before on my main pseud (twenty_four_manticores). i don't write smut but i occasionally write ~weird~ things. if you have a problem with any of my writing i don't care, send anon hate right here on tumblr dot com and i'll defend myself (or not) as i see fit.

what the hell am i doing. i write oneshots. i don't have the attention span for this. oh no. oh no

#fanfic #fanfic writing #ao3 #writing #here i go making my funny stories #enemies to lovers angst hurt no comfort 200k hellsite hall of fame x perry the platypus #perry the platypus #hellsite hall of fame #enemies to lovers angst hurt no comfort 200k hellsite-hall-of-fame x perry the platypus #(there are two different tags and its so frustrating lmao) (standard is no dashes)

[theaviatorthatcouldnotfly]

I miss Milo Murphy's Law :(( did you have any Season 3 ideas?

jsbfksjflls I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS ANON YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE-

of course milo and zack getting chased by something big and round in the first episode (maybe some topiary thing because it would be spring)

milo and his new telepathy!! chad feels kinda down and milo gives him a hug and tells him he hopes he feels better soon. joni is uncomfortable in class because it's way too cold and milo gives her a spare jacket. bradley is nervous about not doing well on his math test and milo wishes him good luck and tells him he'll do great. amanda forgets her eraser at home and panics for a second before milo, from across the room, tosses one onto her desk.

(and all the whole everyone's just like ".........how'd you know when I didn't even SAY anything" and milo's all "well, what doesn't kill you on an alien planet only gives you telepathy!" and no one can tell if he's joking or not)

oh and speaking of bradley: an episode where he and milo get trapped in a classroom or just have to spend the entire day together and within the span of 11 minutes of one-on-one interaction with milo he kinda has a "huh. you're not so bad" kinda moment. he even lets milo hug him for an entire 2 seconds at the end!!!!

for the sake of continuity some recurring character/s have their "a big round thing is rolling through the school and it may or may not be caused by my own actions so I need to stop it before things get destroyed!!! also 'just roll with it' is magically playing in the background idk how that happened" subplot

an episode with the kiddos (the entire mid-afternoon snack club group + chad pls) spying on mr drako (chad insisted) to determine whether he really is a vampire. in the end there is still no definitive answer and everyone but chad is tired

i need dakavendish follow-up i need them to be the biggest losers in existence with each other

they absolutely have to call each other "balthazar"and "vinnie" at least once

joshua pruett mentioned that they were playing around with dakavendish being promoted and actually getting opportunities to save the world but they (particularly cavendish) end up hating it. I need that to happen. I NEED IT. the angst potential has entered the room

ZALISSA FOLLOW UP!!!! a bit of awkwardness perhaps bc they are dorks. romantic directness on the same level as S2 milanda please

also more milanda more milanda more milanda im-

another school dance episode!!

zack has to take care of his twin siblings for the day and they want to meet the other two members of the infamous trust triangle so he goes and invites milo and melissa over. chaos ensues and by the the time milo and melissa leave the house the front section of zack's lawn has been burnt to a crisp and the twins have fallen fast asleep even though it's barely 7 in the evening

MEETING YOUR SECOND DIMENSION COUNTERPARTS???? since season 3 was supposed to be directed towards interdimensional stuff??

bonus points if dakavendish is canon in the second dimension

milo goes over to amanda's house to work on a project at one point and amanda already warned her parents about murphy's law and told them to baby proof their most prized possessions. they both end up taking a liking to milo and his positivity while also being slightly terrified of him. by some miracle the project does get finished but not without the typical dose of chaos and fires

an episode dedicated to bradley, mort, chad, and amanda and what they do all day when they're not actually part of the main plot

and more bradley mort chad and amanda in general I just love of all of them

more saneal!! I need them and milo to go to a dr. zone comic con together and dress up and be the gigantic loveable dorks that they are together

doofenshmirtz still needs to continue his professor time arc so he's still gotta be there ofc but give him less screen time than s2 pleaseeee. it's milo murphy's law and at the end of the day the focus should always be coming back to milo, zack, and melissa as well as dakota and cavendish

MORE JUST GETTING STARTED!!!

dakavendish finally gets that trip to hawaii

the murphys go on vacation for spring break and yet again total chaos ensues

more school field trips to the museum

for the sake of middle school shenanigans and continuity another sports-academics thing. I'm coining the term cherography (chess-marathon running-geography) but literally anything would be fine by me

the kids go to a public middle school so the inevitable standardized testing episode must be done

I'd love to see a school talent show or a school play episode (run by amanda and assisted by milo of course)

episode/s where melissa is just trying to go about her day with milo and zack when she suddenly disappears after getting caught up in the newest Time Travel Related plot of the week. zack and milo are confused until suddenly she and savannah reappear out of nowhere to deliver an out of context warning ("DONT GO NEAR THE DUMPSTER" or "GO BUY COTTON CANDY NOT ICE CREAM") before disappearing again to fix things

just more melissa and BOTT shenanigans in general honestly i love to see it

an episode focusing on the mml gals!! it could be brigette and sara it could be amanda and melissa and lydia it could be all of them it could be other characters but just an episode like that!

there's a mandatory science fair thing and milo and zack are partners so they decide to go with the most convenient option possible which happens to be a potato-powered lightbulb. somehow they literally flood the school gym with their potato-powered lightbulbs but as it turns out half the class didn't bother to or forgot to do their projects so they just take the lightbulbs and use those as their projects. by the end mrs. murasaki gives everyone a 'C' for functioning but unoriginal projects apart from melissa and bradley as well as amanda and joni

yeah that's all from me but first and foremost I wish mml would get renewed!!!!! for s3!!! usvfkajnfkajmfmalmdlanfms

#yeah this post is gonna flop skbfms but i hope you enjoyed reading anon! #mml #milo murphy #melissa chase #zack underwood #dakavendish #vinnie dakota #balthazar cavendish #zalissa #milanda #bradley nicholson #mort schaeffer #chad van coff #amanda lopez #mrs murasaki #milo murphy's law #sara murphy #brigette murphy #heinz doofenshmirtz #anonymous asks #long post #avi rambles

[bidooofenshmirtz]

i'm supposed to introduce myself to my future subjects right? well maybe YOU won't be my subjects if my otherotherdimension-inator goes to plan...

STILL, HELLO I AM DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ, RULER OF THE TRI-STATE AREAAAA

or will be, soon :).

OH WAIT PRONOUNS- vanessa taught me about pronouns, mine areee, wait which ones am i, RIGHT HE/HIM

and i'm 47, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA THINK, THAT I'M OLD, I'M NOT OLD, I'M JUST A BIT OVER HALFWAY THROUGH MY LIFE-

right now i'm using this, blog, i think is the right term? ooo i never blogged before ANYWAYS to help me make my otherotherdimension-inator and my unbidoof-inator so i can get home and make vanessa dinner :).

and i turned into a bidoof

Mod uses they/them pronouns and is 18, also runs @newvillainontheblock and @roguerunawaytrainer and my main is @lgbt-tree

No NSFW is allowed, flirting is okay (with Doof only) though as long as it doesn't continue past Doof telling someone to stop (if that situation occurs)

(also I do plan on Vanessa being added to the account sometime)

enjoy the blog im making on ABSOLUTE impulse

pelipper mail + magic anons are on :))

#rotomblr #pkmn irl

[every-character-ever-poll]

follow up to that other anon: what characters have gotten the most “I know this character (positive)” votes ??

WEEK ONE: Susie, Deltarune - 81.1% positive

WEEK TWO: Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride - 75.9% positive

WEEK THREE: Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Phineas and Ferb - 88.1% positive

WEEK FOUR: Miles Morales, Into/Across the Spiderverse - 88.3% positive

WEEK FIVE: Shaggy Rogers, Scooby-Doo - 83.6% positive

#not a poll #asks #stats and stuff #< new tag

[pridebicons]

bi dr. doofenshmirtz pride icons

requested by anon

like/rb if using + credit

#my icons #pride icons #pride edit #pfp #phineas and ferb #dr doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #bisexual

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

Wait a minute, Dr. Doofenshmirtz doesn’t die though. Isn’t your whole thing that you really, really, really, REALLY fucking hate it when villains in children’s shows don’t die and are allowed to continue living and doing evil in the world of the show? I thought that was like a core component of what made you refuse to watch any newly made cartoon or other piece of media for the past 10 - 15 years.

Okay I know this is another sitcom anon thing or whatever but like I legit just don’t this one what the fuck is Big Dawg yappin about most modern cartoon don’t even have big bads anymore who the fuck is the villain of anything these days?

[bbgliker-teehee]

The rewrite Sir Pentious anon

So the rewrite is like this : not a story driven story but like a short animation series where Sir Pentious is the main character (I know I said it again) and has Dr Doofenshmirtz alike personality. Makes different machines from every other episodes and tries to beat super heroes but fails but he never gives up

Sorry if it's a bit cringey and if you don't understand a word I said, I have a poor english

Ayyyy que lindo!!!!, I'd watch it I need a break from story driven shows 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Like just give me a goofy ahh dude that does goofy ahh things God dang it!!!!!!

#answered #vivzipop critical #anti vivziepop fandom #hazbin hotel critical #helluva boss critical

[antvnger]

*first notices the Phineas and Ferb reference and laughs*

*rereads the message* What the….

*googles it* Well I’ll be damned. It did happen twice. That really is weird.

#ask scott lang #scott lang #ant-man #anon asks #history fact #history lesson #phineas and ferb #doctor doofenshmirtz #dr heinz doofenshmirtz #ant man #antman