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#Disney must think we are a bunch of people who are ungrateful for what they have
funeral-clown · 5 years
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@demibuckybarnes
it’s jdox
it’s got some smut
it’s got some banter
it’s got some daddy kink
it’s got a whole bunch of girls names
it’s got sins against the pizza gods
read it if you want
The handle of the door dug into his back through the thin cotton of his shirt, leaving JD wincing. He was more concerned with his front, however, where Dr. Cox had him pinned, snarling, hands furled into tight fists around his shirt. The position exposed a frankly embarrassing amount of belly to the cool air. At least he was wearing a shirt, unlike the growling man currently pinning him to the wall.
“Cassandra,” his mentor grit out, “What in the hell were you thinking, dropping in unannounced on my one day off this week?”
JD started to stammer out a response, only to be roughly jostled into silence.
“Let me to that one for ya there, sweetheart. ‘Oh, how I miss my stud of a resident! He must be lonely, up in his apartment with his scotch and his flat-screen tv and his premium sports cable package! I should go annoy him, thus taking away any chance of him drinking himself into the sweet oblivious void where the hospital, it’s patients, and most importantly I do not exist!’ Am I somewhere close, precious?”
JD sulked.
“I just thought you might want a buddy. You have my back in the hospital, and I have yours-”
A sharp whistle cut him off.
“For the last time, Cassiopeia, I don’t “have your back.” I do my job, which is to make sure you don’t kill all your patients! And it’s a damn exhausting effort! So forgive me for wanting a few hours to myself to drink scotch, watch hockey, and put my hand down my pants-” at this JD’s gaze shifted downwards to his sweats-”eyes up HERE sunshine- without any life or death disasters looming over me or sparkly Disney-princess eyed fan girls looming behind me! Now give me one good reason not to kick your ass.”
JD fluttered his eyelashes. Perry growled and shook him again.
“I’ll pay for pizza?”
There was a pause. His eyes narrowed, considering. After what felt like an eternity, he grunted and let him go. JD let out a small breath of relief, giddy at the chance to bond.
“Fine, but we’re getting pineapple and anchovies and I won’t hear you bitch about it.”
“Anchovies on half?”
“You’ll get anchovies on all of it and you’ll like it!”
“Fine.”
JD rolled his eyes and dialed the number as his dubiously enthusiastic companion returned to the couch.
“There’s beer in the fridge.”
“I thought you were drinking scotch?”
“Correctamundo, I am, in fact, drinking scotch. You, however, are a degenerate upon whom fine liquor is wasted. So you will be drinking beer.”
JD grinned.
“Thanks, Perry. Thoughtful of you to provide a drink, knowing I hate whiskey and all.”
The teasing lilt was not missed by his irate companion, who scoffed before crossing his arms.
“I just refuse to see good booze go to waste on the ungrateful. Now go get your pansy water. And hey! Newbie!”
JD froze halfway to the fridge and looked back.
“No more first naming me. We are not friends, we are not buddies, I am your superior, and it’s Doctor Cox, Big Dog, or, since this is my house, My Lord. Got it?”
JD nodded resolutely.
“You got it, Doctor Per-Bear.”
He cackled and ducked away from the pillow sent flying at his head with a snarl.
“First strike, Deirdre.” 
Still quietly laughing, he grabbed a beer and returned.
“So! Who’s playing?”
“Mouth shut, eyes open, princess. You’ll figure it out.”
“What, no rant about the grand history of the sport?”
“Here’s a rant for ya. If you open your mouth again before the pizza gets here, I’m going to spit in your beer like all the waitresses at the bar do.”
“Ha! Jokes on you, I drink appletinis at the bar!”
“Strike two. And now if you talk, I’m going to kick your ass and throw you out.”
JD took a sullen sip and dramatically gestured to his closed mouth.
“Ah, sweet relief. If I’d known how absolutely giddy it would make me to hear you not speak, I would have bribed the Janitor for duct tape ages ago.”
JD stuck his tongue out. He got a raised eyebrow for his troubles.
“Problem, Betsy?”
He shook his head.
“Awww, buck up there, kid. Tell ya what, if my team rallies by the next period, Daddy might just let you have a sip of his scotch like a big girl.”
JD rolled his eyes and took another drag of his beer.
“Thirsty?”
He shrugged.
“Fine, but you better enjoy it. Little girls like you can only have so many. I’ve met your brother, and I’m not letting another lightweight Dorian crash on my couch.”
JD grinned.
“What? Ohhhhh, did I allllllmost call you by your name, there, Suzy? Don’t worry, Newbie, it won’t happen again.”
JD did his best to project his internal thoughts through his eyes.
“Can’t tell if you’re pissed off or turned on. See, that’s the face Jordan makes when she’s angry, and when she’s angry, I usually get laid. But. Well. Hate to ruin your dreams of a white picket fence, but that’s just not happening, Francesca. I’m not the settle-down type.”
JD gave up on projection and simply flipped him off.
“Thatta girl.”
Perry cuffed him roughly behind the head and grinned.
They both watched silently, drinking their alcohol, until the pizza finally arrived. JD looked to Perry, who gave a small grunt and gestured to the door, eyes glued to the screen. JD paid for the food abomination and chattered lightly to the pizza delivery man, just because he could. The sense of his mentor’s growing frustration only heightened the glee he took in finally communicating with another human being. 
“Darlene! Let the nice hostage go, he has places to be tonight!”
Smiling awkwardly, the man took his tip and left.
“Just had to rub it in there, huh, Newbie?”
“I learned from the best, Big Dog.”
The small snort he got in response was accompanied by the tiniest of smiles. Progress, that was almost laughter. Perry must have already been half tipsy when he got here.
“Well come on, sweetheart, you gonna bring the pizza over here like a good little bitch, or am I gonna have to ask the service for a new french maid?”
“Shall I get you a refill too, sir?”
“That’s more like it.”
JD rolled his eyes and acquiesced. 
“Jordan must really be into dirty talk.”
Perry froze, slice halfway to his mouth.
“Come again?”
“I mean. You’re always calling people names, and getting weirdly descriptive. She must be into it, if she keeps coming back to you.”
His eyes hardened.
“Jordan, mythic bitch that she is, is into a lot of things. Namely, making me miserable. None of which is your business, considering, oh, we’ve BOTH slept with her, and I spend my every waking moment trying to forget her little experiment with lesbianism. No, you know what? We’re all friends here. Why dontcha go ahead and tell me there, princess, does scissoring actually work, or is it just in porn?”
“Just porn.”
Perry’s eyes bulged.
“You are perilously close to losing speaking privileges again.”
“You asked!”
“I have seen your penis, unfortunately, I think we could all safely assume it was a rhetorical question.”
“I only know because Elliot told me.”
“You know what? I could actually stand to hear more.”
“Sorry, Doctor Cox,” JD said smugly, “I don’t kiss and tell.”
“So you frenched a lesbian.”
“Well she said she wanted to be sure!”
“And she decided to go about that by kissing the most effeminate man alive.”
JD pouted.
“I’m not the most effeminate man ALIVE.”
“Darla, you’re a bad wig and a touch of mascara from being a full on drag queen on a butch day.”
“Yes, I get it, I’m a girl, eat your pizza.”
“Damn right you are,” Perry muttered, and continued to do just that. 
JD grabbed another beer for himself, but as he began to sit, a foot shot out to occupy his space. 
“What now?”
“They’re doing a piss poor job out there. Change seats with me.”
“Seriously?”
“Do you want to get kicked out?”
At this point the threat sounded half-hearted. For all his bluster, they were having a good time, easy banter tossed back and forth over pizza and booze. Perry had been planning to spend another evening alone, and while he might have fooled himself he preferred it, the half bottle of scotch warming his belly loosened his facade enough that he could admit, if only to himself, that he didn’t half mind the company. His eyes skated over to JD, settling himself into the warmth Perry had left, mouth wrapped around the neck of his beer, eyes staring off into nothing. He’d been lonely. Now he got a seat warmer and free pizza. It could be worse.
“It’s toasty over here. Like I’m being warmed in a Cox Oven.”
JD’s head tilted tellingly sideways as Perry groaned and threw another pillow at him.
“Alright, Mary Beth, that’s where I draw my line!”
A look of delighted mischief crossed his companion’s face.
“Pillow fight!”
“Wait, fuck, no, the game-”
His protests were cut off by a blunt fluffy force connecting with the side of his head and pushing him against the couch cushions. Damn it, he couldn’t take that lying down. It was on.
Game ignored, Perry launched a full scale feathery assault. Laughing, JD returned volley with his own attacks. They stood up and clashed together, pillows laying mighty blows, hockey game forgotten. JD ducked behind the couch for cover, striking out when his opponent peeked over the edge. Snarling, Perry slammed him with a displaced couch cushion. 
It was clear there was only one recourse if victory was what he hoped to achieve.
“EAGLE!” JD cried, and leaped through the air, tackling Perry over the arm of the couch and against the ajar cushions beneath. His eyes went wide as he went down, bowled over backwards into a soft and pillowy landing. Panting, shaking with laughter, JD beamed down at him.
“I win!” he crowed, and something about the moment, him perched on his chest, the unabashed joy, the rising heat from the exercise, the flushed faces and sparkling eyes, made Cox feel something. 
Not something for the first time. Feel is perhaps not the correct word. As he stared up into the joyous expression on his opponent’s face, he let himself acknowledge something he had been feeling for a while.
Fondness.
Percival Cox was fond of him.
In an instant, he felt it, recognized it, accepted it, and moved on. Fondness aside, victory in the hands of the enemy was unacceptable.
“You think so, huh, Sally Ann?” he murmured, panting himself, eyes half slits.
“Uh, yeah, I totally took your ass down.”
He scoffed, hands coming up to JD’s waist.
“Did not.”
“Did too!”
“Did not.”
JD’s breath caught as Perry’s hands squeezed.
“D. Did too.”
He smirked.
“Betcha can’t do it again.”
“Wh. What?”
Startled and off balance, it was easy enough for Perry to lean up, closer, lips nearly brushing against the curve of his cheek, and murmur, “I said. I bet. You can’t. Topple me. Again. Layla.”
JD froze.
“Um-”
Moving quickly, Perry flipped them over onto the floor, pinning him underneath. He grinned viciously.
“HA! I win. Now. Tell me who’s the greatest.”
JD grumbled, still taken off kilter.
“Newbie, don’t make me tickle you.”
“No!” JD squirmed underneath, trying to buck him off. It felt. Interesting.
“Then who’s the greatest?”
Pouting, he gave up the struggle. It was almost disappointing.
“You are.”
“And who can never be defeated?”
“You!”
“And who just kicked your girly little ass all over this living room?”
“I don’t know if I would put it like that, exactly, but-”
Perry brought his arms together to be held down with one hand, letting the other tease at the sensitive skin on his stomach. JD squealed and started squirming again.
“Fine! You did! You totally kicked my girly ass!”
“And that makes you?”
“.....Really thirsty?”
“Sally.“
JD sighed.
“Your bitch.”
“There’s my girl. Now, I’m not letting you up until you say ‘Doctor Cox, you’re the strongest, smartest, sexiest man alive, and I’m so, so lucky that I’m your bitch.’ Got that?”
“I’m not saying that!”
“Why not? It’s the truth. Not like you weren’t thinking it.”
“Can’t I just bark like a dog again?”
“MMmmmmmmnope! Not quite the level of humiliation I’m going for, sugar.”
“Fine! And then you’ll let me up?”
“Swear it on my father’s grave.”
JD grit his teeth.
“Doctor Cox.”
“Yessssssssss, Lacy?”
“You are the strongest. Smartest. S.”
“Say it.”
“Sexiest man alive.”
“God, it’s so good to hear the truth come out. Annnnnnnnd?”
JD gave a last token effort to release himself from his banded grip. Perry simply pressed down on his wrists.
“And I am so, so lucky to be your bitch. You asshole.”
Perry hummed thoughtfully.
“Gonna have to deduct points for the ad-libbing, there, Georgia, but overall a fine performance.”
“Now let me up!”
Perry grinned.
“Confession time, Samantha. I hate my father.”
“Wha-”
He was cut off by his mentor’s tongue in his mouth.
Oh.
Oh.
Well okay then.
Groaning, he opened his mouth wider to let him in deeper. He tasted like scotch and anchovies. It was the single most disgusting mixture JD could possibly think of. But his dick was still more than happy with the change of procedure. Pushing against his hands, he tried to press further into him, but even with the distraction Perry held firm.
Very firm, if what was rubbing against his thigh was any indication. Gasping, JD broke away for air, Cox’s lips chasing after, sliding across the corner of his mouth, his cheek, beneath his ear, down his throat, leaving small painful nips along the way that made JD’s skin tighten and burn.
“Is that your ego, or are you just happy to see me?” he choked out, giggling when Perry growled against his ear.
“Try stroking it and find out.”
“I w. Would love to, there, but I, uh, fuck.” Perry sucked a bruise into the base of his throat, half purring. “I can’t seem to get use of my hands.”
“Don’t need ‘em,” Perry muttered, nosing at his hairline while JD pressed kisses to his face, “Like you right where you are.”
“Perry,” JD whined, trying again to release his hands with futility, “Wanna touch you.”
A sharp bite tugged at the lobe of his ear.
“What’d I say about first names, there, sunshine?”
“But-”
He cut him off with his mouth. Perry quickly decided that this was his new favorite way of shutting him up.
“No first names for you.”
“Well, I am NOT calling you Big Dog when you make me come.”
“Is that what I’m gonna do, Beryl?”
“Come on, I’m already half way there!”
Snickering, Perry ground down hard. They both moaned harshly into each other’s skin.
“Ah, the enthusiasm of the young.”
“N-nnn. Not. Not that young. Jerk.”
“Your creative use of insults has clearly proven me wrong here.” Perry let the hand on his stomach palm JD through his jeans, the heel of his hand rubbing hard on the bulge underneath. “You’re not young. You’re a child.”
“What,” JD moaned as his hips thrust into his hand, “And you’re my Daddy or something?”
Perry froze.
JD bit his lip.
“Doctor Cox?”
He blinked.
“Doctor Cox, I’m sorry, I went too f-”
Definitely his favorite way to shut him up, he decided. Perry finally let go of his arms to tear at his pants. JD brought his hands down to help, only for a dark growl to let out until he brought them back over his head.
Snarling, he finally got them unbuttoned and unzipped, drug them down over JD’s thighs and off his body before pushing his own sweatpants down.
“That what you’re into? Huh?”
His hand wrapped firmly around JD’s dick, pulling him out of his boxers and stroking roughly.
“Don’t know why I’m surprised. Always following me around, daydreaming. This what you wanted?”
JD let out a small whimper at the rough handling.
“This it? Dumb new kid with big lost eyes. You just want Daddy to take care of you? Huh?” 
He stroked faster.
“Well? You gonna be a good girl? Tell me the truth,” he licked at his nipples, biting, “Or you’re getting punished. Can already tell you need a. Ha. A firm hand.”
JD’s teeth ground together as he tried to focus on anything but the building tension in his balls.
“Yes,” he hissed, “Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yessss, please, more. Daddy, please.”
“Good girl,” Perry crooned, “So good, asking so nice, making me proud of you, go ahead. Get the first one out of your system, princess. Because when I finally fuck you,” JD whined, “When I finally pound that ass like you always dreamed of, I want you to last more than five measly minutes.”
JD let out a small shriek when he came. Perry stopped to admire his handiwork, boxers and shirt now tacky with semen. His hand was a mess. He held it up, smeared it against JD’s face.
“Lick it.”
JD’s nose scrunched up but his tongue still slipped out, lapping away obediently.
“There ya go. Pretend it’s one of those suckers you’re always stealing from pediatrics. What kind of a sick fuck actually takes candy from babies?”
JD nipped at the webbing between his fingers, eyes alight with teasing.
“Oh, carry on.”
JD’s tongue swirled around his palm, between his fingers, tracing the lines on his hand and sucking it clean.
“There ya go, sweetheart. Just like that.”
He wrapped his lips around two of his fingers, suckling gently. Perry moaned at the sensation, thrust them deeper in.
“Ohhhhh, you’re giving me ideas, Kara. Look at you take it, huh?”
He slid in deeper, to the back of his throat.
“If I weren’t so hard up right now I might even take you up on that. But I have other plans.”
His fingers made a popping sound coming out of his mouth, and JD’s lips were slick with spit.
“I’m pretty good at it, you know.”
“Oh, yeah?”
“Yeah. I got a lot of practice. You know, in college.”
“That the only thing you got practice in?”
JD laughed and shook his head.
“Don’t worry, baby. One of these days, I’ll sneak you into Kelso’s office and you can just go to town. My treat. But right now? Turn over and spread ‘em. I’m gonna go grab some lube.”
JD hesitated.
“Something wrong?”
“It’s just, uh. You know. I didn’t actually expect this, coming over. I didn’t really. You know. Prepare, or anything. And we just ate pizza. With anchovies. Could we. Maybe save that for another night?”
His eyes softened.
“Well, obviously. You’re gonna be coming over a lot more often now, anyways.”
“I am?”
“You are. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, Newbie,” Perry gestured to the tv, “But my team won. I think you might be good luck, so we gotta recreate this. Every time.”
JD smirked.
“This exactly?”
“Well,” Perry grinned, “The spirit of it anyway. Now. If I’m not fucking you, and you’ve already gotten off once...”
“Pretend it’s a sucker I stole from a baby?”
“There’s Daddy’s girl.”
JD beamed.
Damn it, he really did look like a Disney princess.
Perry’d have to get him a tiara.
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lokixfaith · 3 years
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Notes from The Variant:
Mobius is like, “quit trying to kill the computer program you dummy and help me!”
So you don’t care about what makes a Loki tick, huh? Interesting, regarding the events of the pilot.
“Yes, very sad, anyway-“
“I want that salad.” I love this whole scene.
Ah shit it’s the Pompeii episode
Okay but Tom speaking Greek?
Heck yeah going to the supermarket.
The setting is nice. Kudos set designers.
Oh no, the time keepers whereabouts are given up. Looks like it’s the end of the world. Oh no.
Wow LL is so cool....I’m not here for this. Screw this.
I really don’t wanna complain but- (cringe)
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