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#Dinner at Dizzy's
corvidcas · 11 months
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i think part of the reason people are so hateful about fat people is because theyre not fat, even though they put little to no effort into their diet and daily activity levels. even if they dont live healthy lifestyles and theyre not trying to, and theyre still a "normal" weight. and because theyre ignorant and resistant to learning about how peoples bodily functions vary wildly, anyone who is fat must have brought it upon themselves by being extra lazy or extra glutinous and if they were normal they wouldnt be fat and its soooo easy to not be fat because look at them theyre not fat. which is so fucking stupid because so many people complain about how skinny people exist without "earning" how skinny they are, theyre literally just like that even if they eat tons of food because they're trying desperately not to be skinny. but the opposite cant be true for fat people apparently. fatness is always a direct consequence of abnormal habits apparently.
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penandinkprincess · 8 months
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okay but baby dragon jask who does death rolls with “prey” like a crocodile 
just this baby noodle creature spinning like he’s trying to generate electricity while he kills the FUCK out of one of geralt’s socks
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irresponsiblehate · 1 month
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misophonia isn't so bad as long as no one eats, drinks, scratches themselves, taps something, moves too much, or breaths around me
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avidcollectorofdust · 5 months
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literally every time i try to do a thing there is always some kind of Obstacle
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dallonwrites · 6 months
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heads up seven up
thank uuu for the tag @encrucijada <3
okay for novel writing technically the last thing i wrote was edits (not even with the intention of editing really just playing around) on the until heaven opening (which is like. months old now but i'm not ready to actually draft the story so i keep quietly tinkering with the same set of 300 words and they don't feel first draft-y anymore) and the last thing i drafted was the lover boy opening so i'm just going to share both hehe 🫶 (also because the difference in sentence structure and thus length is sooooo fun to me)  
from lover boy:
“I’m good.” The man smiles like he believes him. He unzips and starts rummaging through a brown backpack and feels a need to keep a stream of words as he does so, fill the beachy quiet. How he and his friend — his best friend — had just got into San Francisco this morning. How they haven't slept and how they'd had been planning it for months, thinking about it for years, dreaming about it, how they stargazed the skyline from a gas station last night and couldn’t believe they had finally made it. Beau props himself up onto his elbows, half-listening, the man’s voice starting to blend into the waves, until he produces a Polaroid camera. “Could you get a photo of us, underneath the lights?.”
from until heaven (cw paternal death and vomit mention):
Joanne likes big parties, likes please, invite everyone! parties, likes what she calls chandelier parties: a self-defined philosophy that everyone’s lives would benefit from frequent doses of glamour, like a chandelier over an everyday dinner table. Felix has little experience with glamour; he'd brought a lemon risotto and gotten so wine drunk that, for a dizzy moment, he felt twenty-one again. He does not remember the party. All he knows is that he’s still drunk – in that half-melted, sludgy way that wine stays in you – and that right now, on the other side of the city, his sister is waiting for him because their father is dead and instead he’s here, stuck in a suburb he could never afford to live in, where he doesn’t know the way home and is still wine drunk with cherry-coloured blots down the front of his white button up which had, at some point unknown to him, become half undone. He knows that his headache is quietly growing vicious and he should take off his headphones, but they’re singing about Heaven and Las Vegas again – two places he has never been – and he knows that at some point, still unknown to him, his father died, and maybe that means he’s now stuck in Heaven or Las Vegas or somewhere in between. Or maybe that means he’ll just be everywhere, in the rain on Felix’s face and the ache behind his eyelids, and that’s how it’ll stay. It had been these revelations that woke him up before anyone else, on the couch of a seventies style conversation pit, dazed and then suddenly terrified, and it had been this terror that drove him to the bathroom because he thought he would vomit, but then didn't, and then noticed the roof was accessible through the window — which was when the cactus casualty took place — and now he's lying here, in the rain, all from a sudden and dire need for air.
tagging w/ no pressure @onomatopiya @musingsbycaitlin @filmografo and anyone who wants to be tagged!
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piplupod · 24 days
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i think i potentially ate smth just now that potentially made me sick yesterday evening so fingers crossed that i dont end up down for the count for several hours again 👍 [family guy death pose]
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mifunebooty · 21 days
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I hope the hos who voted for me to drink wine in my bath know this was me getting out
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goodriddancedeluxe · 2 months
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caved in and ordered meds and vicks
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naomiknight-17 · 2 months
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Oopsie I pushed myself too hard again and now I am dizzy and shaky
Come on, body. There are things to do!! Quit being weak!!
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tinystepsforward · 4 months
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so i have been entirely out of action bc i caught covid on my final work trip (i am in fact quitting my fucking job lads. i did it. my notice period is uhhh. muddled by the fact i didn't get to logistically confirm an end date bc work gave me covid and i'm not lucid enough to talk to hr.) but i have knit an inch of a sock plus an entire heel turn today and watched four episodes of d20 fantasy high which is a huge improvement from two days ago when watching any kind of video or moving game gave me such bad vertigo i had to immediately sleep ten hours so. progress? wish me luck bc i'm not having a great time and still can't stand for longer than an hour at a time
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misscaptainbear · 4 months
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What companies think women want
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What women actually want
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rabbithaver · 1 month
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i havent eaten anything meaningful since. like. monday. because of the post-illness flare up
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robinsnest2111 · 2 months
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Head hurty ... almost fell over several times at work today.......
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safyresky · 5 months
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all this thinking of tscs reminds me that I owe y'all a chapter of cs today???
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laora-ryn · 10 months
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Three years of luck have finally run out 😭 someone during our hometown visit had The Rona and now half the family does too...
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nonpoppin · 1 year
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Spent the last of my money to doordash Chinese food just for it to have multiple bugs in it. No one talk to me.
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