Hear me out :
Teen Dazai and Chuuya going around finding every single arcade in the entire city and always having the very top two high scores in most of the games to the point where every single teen who has ever lived in Yokohama and has gone to any arcade is like "I don't know who the fuck Mackerel and Slug are but they're annoying."
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I don't know how to explain it but they're both equally the trophy wife in this relationship
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the funniest thing about odasaku in the day i picked up dazai is that he hesitates to smoke next to dazai because he is a minor But Then he takes him to a bar.
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see the thing about beast ships is that literally every other ship is more compelling than s.kk. i need more beast rarepair fics give me beast kunichuu beast souheki beast chuuran beast taniaku beast atsujuni beast tachigin beast tanihara beast higugin etc etc etc i wanna know how their dynamics change with the different universe vs what aspects stay the same!!!! how would kunikida deal with the moral crisis of falling for a mafia executive when he hasn’t had dazai working by his side and he hasn’t gone through the azure king/messenger incidents? does ranpo feel conflicted about hooking up with the man who has assumed mori’s old role? how do gin and tachihara work together when gin isn’t his partner but rather placed in a higher role than him? what about gin and higuchi when their relative placements in the mafia hierarchy are reversed? can we stop discussing flat boring fanon dynamics that don’t come remotely close to getting the characterization right and start contemplating everything else PLEASE
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Headcanon (spoilers S5!!!): The reason we don't see Dazai being suicidal (I don't remember a single suicide joke in S5) anymore is because during his time in prison he had therapy sessions with Fyodor and started to change for better. That is why he says to Fyodor "You can't kill me" because he doesn't want to die anymore. It's Dazai showing his appreciation for the therapy sessions by killing Fyodor. What a wonderful friendship.
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BSD season 5, what do you MEAN, 2 hours later and they're fighting again??? Bro give them a BREAK.
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Bones I'm gonna need to have a talk with your parents.
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