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slashingdisneypasta · 2 years

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Disney Villains who deserve their own movie? Disney Villain who had best plan and should have won against the hero? Your first Disney Villain crush? Is there a Disney Villain everyone seems to like, but you don't? (Can't think of more questions, sorry)

YAYYyyyyy questions. I woulda answered this one quicker but I wanted to try and do them in order but today I said screw it ha ha XD Thank you for these! ^^

Disney Villains who deserve their own movie?

I would LOVE to see one about Chick Hicks (I swear to god, he and Strip had some kinda friendship at some point. I mean, Chick has come in second behind him MANY MANY times, but while he feels totally comfortable crashing other cars- he only does it to Strip when he's at the very end of his tether. He even seems to talk himself into it. "I am not coming in behind you again old man'. Its like he's convincing himself, a bit)

Oogie (That could be a cool, I dunno XD Why is he imprisoned?)

Or Silver (He DESERVES one, like you asked. And? Its pirates? What's cooler then that. Plus Silver is just an awesome character; Plenty to explore) XD

Or even Sykes or Prince John (It can even be a sympathetic one, for him. As long as you give Sheriff of Nottingham a cameo, showing he's always been a dick). OR MOTHER GOTHEL? She for damn sure has had an interesting life.

Oooooh, or McLeach!

These are all villains who, aside from Oogie, could have a sympathetic streak if Disney really wants that. They are also all mostly WHOLLY underrated.

Disney Villains who had the best plan and should have won against the hero? Facilier comes to mind. I mean, if Lawrence hadn't loosened the lid on Naveen's jar, he never woulda gotten out, they would have had a constant source of Naveen's blood+Have him out of the way permanently, Tiana never would have known the Shadow man was part of this, and the plan would've ran without a hitch! Dr Facilier just maybe should have put Naveen on a higher shelf XDD 😅😅

Your first Disney Villain crush? OFFICIALLY, Hades. Cuz I remember watching Disney's Once Upon a Halloween when I was, like, 5-7 and that was my first ever sighting of Hades- I had no idea what movie he was from and he was only even there for like 5 seconds but I was twitterpated. It wasn't til I was like 13 that I actually discovered Hades and he became my official first Disney Villain crush, and not for 5 more years after that until I realised that the blue flaming guy I liked for a hot second when I was a kid was HADES, but yeah. Hades.

UNOFFICALLY THOUGH, it was Jafar. He is the reason I ended up obsessed with Offender (+ Also cuz of Hades), and definitely now Freddy (The puns and the gross pervy-ness? I just grew up and picked a grown up version). It can all be traced back to him, he and his creators are at fault for my terrible taste in men, and this definitely happened before I ever saw me even a lick of Hades, haha XD 😅 But he's unofficial because little me refused to admit her crush to herself until much later and we decided we don't care XD

(Captain Hook was 3rd- then Clayton. Then my brain just exploded and I just loved them all.)

Is there a Disney Villains everyone seems to like, but you don't? Used to be Maleficent, cuz I feel like people only started to love her when Angelina Jolie took the roll and she was traditionally beautiful, and not green anymore, and sympathetic. It annoyed me.

I have an appreciation for Mal now (All versions, including the Descendants one. She's good!! Love her!!).

Nowadays for me, its Loki. I just don't see the hype. He's so predictable and boring. I cant. I would watch the show though, cuz Owen Wilson.

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headheartbellarke · 3 years

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MASTERLIST

KEY:

work in progress

* request

♡ fluff

♥️ angst

IMAGINES/ONE SHOTS/FANFICTION

BELLARKE [THE 100]

‘tis the damn season It's been two years since Clarke moved away to chase skyscrapers, and Bellamy stayed behind to take care of his little sister – yet, she still feels the same way about him as she did all those years back, and the small-town holidays makes her realize that no dream is worth chasing without him. [♥️]

CHARLIE GILLESPIE

Eighteen Charlie has been in love with his little sister’s best friend ever since he was eighteen, but he has no idea about how she feels, considering she is as unpredictable as the British weather. [♡]

Home* Charlie takes co-star and girlfriend Y/N home for Christmas but that leads to her realizing that she doesn’t fit with him, and will never be good enough for him. [♥️♡]

Distracted* 4 times Y/N is almost distracted by her shirtless boyfriend and 1 time she actually is. [♡]

I Wish You Would* “I wish you knew that I'd never forget you as long as I'd live.” [♥️]

OWEN PATRICK JOYNER

Light a Fire in My Eyes Y/N Gillespie wakes up every morning and thinks that she's completely fucked - after all, she has a massive crush on her older brother's best friend. (Of all people!) [♥️♡]

Love, Owen.* In which Y/N is engaged, but Owen is hopelessly in love with her. [♡]

Paper Rings* Five times Owen almost asked his girlfriend to marry him, and the one time he actually did. [♡]

JUKE [julie molina x luke patterson]

Lunch First day of middle school, and eleven-year-old Luke Patterson with lively eyes, a contagious smile, and a head full of musical dreams decides that the girl that sits at the table in front of him during lunch break is the most beautiful person he’s ever met, other than his mama, of course. [♡]

JULIE AND THE PHANTOMS

Jealous [Luke Patterson]* Five times Luke got jealous and one time he didn't have to. [♥️♡]

Speak Now [Willex] With his boyfriend marrying Carrie Wilson (well, in his defence, that’s his grandmother’s ‘dying wish’), Willie fancies himself to be the main character of a Shakespearean tragedy. Based on Speak Now by Taylor Swift.

seven [Julie Molina]

10 Things I Hate About You [Luke Patterson]*

HEADCANNONS

Charlie Gillespie

From a Fan To His Girl* [♥️♡]

Owen Joyner

Date Night* [♡]

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mimsylovesloki · 3 years

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Episode 4-Play by Play Reactions (Spoilers)

(I accidentally spoiled a major part for myself by browsing tumblr after the episode aired but before I watched it because I’m dumb)

I’m watching this on my TV and not my phone this time so I’m excited

Previously on… the show I’ve been obsessed with months before it released. As if I need reminding lol.

Friggin marvel opening gotta remind me of Tony snapping every episode

Interesting watching this on my flatscreen cuz the show is wide screen

Oh asgard!

Little Sylvie!

Oh my gosh that would be horrifying as a kid… she just got kidnapped pretty much

“Crimes against the sacred timeline” oh for cripes sake she’s just a kid!

Oh my gosh this would be terrifying

Oh is this when Renslayer was still a hunter

Clever girl!!! She escaped before even being sentencing

There’s a lot more to Renslayer I bet

TIME KEEPERS BABY

Space lizards finna meet the business end of a pruner

Mobius yay!!!!! I’ve missed him!

And what’s so bad with different branches?

Oh is that hunter locked up?

Oh nvm

That “how?” from Mobius is the closest thing we will get to hearing him say “wow” in this show and that makes me sad.

Dawn of the Final Day

Aha iconic promo scene!

Serious Loki moment?

“The universe wants to break free so it manifests chaos like me being born the goddess of mischief.”

I don’t believe C-20 is actually dead

Soooo does Loki not still have the tesseract? Or are we gonna get a silly clown Loki moment of “OHHHH I FORGOT I HAD THIS.”

“Do you think what makes a Loki a Loki is the fact that we’re destined to lose?”

“No. We may lose. Sometimes painfully. But we don’t die. We survive.”

Please don’t romance them

This is sweet and sad

Don’t kiss please don’t

What set them off? How did they find him?

He really should have an equal amount of security

Mobius shut up.

Bad friend? Oops

Uh oh

TELL HIM THE TRUTH LOKI DO IT

Oh? Asgard?

Uh oh

Lmao

Bully Sif

Ouch

Poor Loki

Ohhhhhh lmao time loop of being beaten up by Sif… ouchie

Cmon Loki fight back.

Or break her mind lol

Loki don’t fall for it— ahhhh ok

Ouchie

Controlling woman huh

Easiest to break huh? Shut up Ravonna

Titans? (Lmao please tell me they arrested a variant Thanos)

Vampires??? Hinting at a Blade reboot????

Hunter B-15 knows something is up

Oh my gosh Loki real moment confessing to Sif “because I’m scared of being alone.”

Genuine or??? Is she gonna throw him? Poor Loki…. “You are alone. And you always will be.”

Mobius you scumbag. That’s literally torture.

Mobius shut up

Mobius shut up. You don’t know the real Loki.

Oh so even they don’t know what caused it

Now Loki is lying just to avoid being hit by Sif

Oh no. He thinks she’s gone. Loki can’t lie very well when he’s sad.

No not swooning… please don’t ship them I beg you.

Not romance please stop no.

MOBIUS SHUT THE HELL UP

Please don’t make it romantic please please please please

SHES NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND PLEASE SHUT UP

YEA LOKI TELL HIM THE TRUTH

Maybe he had a family, a life… maybe… maybe a jetskii?

Mobius shut up.

Shut up about “girlfriend”

Yea Mobius. Let it stew. You’re a liar.

That Hunter B-15 is onto something.. OH YEA SHE WAS ENCHANTED FOR A BRIEF MOMENT TOO

SHE MUST BE REMEMBERING SOMETHING

Theremin. Nice.

Odd music choice for a date I gotta say.

How much older is Owen Wilson than Gugu Mbatha Raw? (Googling) Owen Wilson is 52… Gugu is 38

Mobius is onto something. But I’m still mad at him.

“What we do here matters.” Doubt

Friendzoned

What trophy?

Oh the sword

SNEAKY MOBIUS SWITCHING THE REMOTES NYAHAHAHA

He’s not the best liar tho

For all time. Always. Doubt

She knows he’s lying.

Hunter B-15 interrogating Sylvie at Roxxcart

Yea Sylvie tell her!

FRIENDS? Please?

Oh my gosh poor Hunter B-15…

Hug?

Team up?

Yay???

Damn C-20 really is dead?

Funny with all that technology but that video looks like my old handheld game from like 2010 that I bought from Walmart.

Mobius having an existential crisis. Good.

Please stop hinting at a romance between them…

Friends yay!

Renslayer you scum…

Uh oh

Maybe he had a Jet Skii!

LOKI JUST LOST ANOTHER FRIEND

Renslayer I will revel in your demise

“But she’s just doing her job.” Shut up. She saw what Hunter C-20 said…

Loki is crying again… he just made another friend and he’s gun… HE NEEDS TO COME BACK. If Mobius is gone forever I will never forgive the TVA.

Awww she asked if he’s okay… I’m still praying only friends. Please nothing more.

What was the event? Come on Renslayer. You remember you crap hole.

Oh my. Time keepers??? Aha this IS where the stairs on the wall and a fight breaks out.

Lmao that one time keeper sounds like a dopey dog from a cartoon.

YEA HUNTER B-15 I LOVE YOU

Oh that’s how Loki gets that cut

Now he has a sword babyyyy

Renslayer I hate you

Loki help her!

Oh nvm she’s good

Child of the time keepers?

I KNEW IT

JUST ROBOT PUPPETS!!! ITS ALL A TRICK

So… who’s really in control???

Seeing Loki in this blue light… cmon give me Jötunn Loki.

Where’s hunter b-15?

Don’t confess love pease I beg you

Please please please don’t romance them. For all that is good in this world.

Oh gosh

Hug?

Please just hug

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT????

PRUNE HER DO IT

Loki?????

What???? NOOOOO

HE CANT BE GONE!!! We still haven’t gotten that scene where he has the flaming sword!!!!!!!! Pruning HAS to not kill them please!!!!!!!!!

Dammit I KNEW something would happen. They had their backs turned to them and it was too quiet.

LOKI BETTER NOT BE GONE I SWEAR TO GOD MY HEART CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH AGGHHHHHHHHH

I’ve seen him die too many damn times agahahshehhdheiebdusienenridiehehejd

And now the credit song has love in it

I really really hope they don’t have some sort of self-cest between Loki and Sylvie…

POST CREDIT SCENE WHAT????

LOKI YES

OH MY GOSH THANK GOD HES ALIVE

Gosh

MY JAW JUST DROPPED

ALL THE OTHER LOKIS

SO WHAT THE HELL DOES PRUNING DO?????

WE GOT KID LOKI, BLACK LOKI, OLD COMIC LOKI, AND EVEN A FRIGGIN CROCODILE LOKI LIKE WHAT???????

And what is black loki (I feel bad for calling him just that but I don’t know his name DX) holding? And what is old comic Loki holding?

What is this place that looks apocalyptic??? Why are they all here?

WHAT IS HAPPENING

THIS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE YET AGGHHHHHHHHH

SO IS MOBIUS STILL ALIVE THEN????

IS EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN PRUNED STILL ALIVE?

Is each pruned person sent to a place with all the other variants of themselves???

I HAVE TOO MANY QUESTIONS

NO WONDER TOM HIDDLESTON SAID POOR LOKI IN THESE EPISODES

My biggest concerns now are: how on earth are they going to wrap this up in only two more episodes? And PLEASE DONT ROMANCE SYLVIE AND LOKI!!! I mean, I get it… if Loki should fall in love who better than his parallel. She’s different enough from him to have it not be too weird I guess, but it’s still a variant version of him. And it seems a little too forced. Like sure a crush maybe, but don’t you dare say love when they’ve only known each other for like a couple days.

My mind is melting. I’m so glad I waited to watch this in the morning instead of at night so I could appreciate it in all its glory.

BUT NOW I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK AGGHHHHHHH

Oh and is Hunter B-15 okay? We saw her get knocked down but that was it. She didn’t appear in the rest of the fight.

AND WHO MADE THE TIME KEEPERS????

IS IT KANG? IS IT…… MEPHISTO??? WHOOOOOOOOOOOO?????

Gonna go browse tumblr to cry and reblog gifs from the episode to help me cope until next week.

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