#Daiman Wayne

[why-i-love-comics]

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #103 - "Personal Growth" (2023)

written by CRC Payne art by Starbite, Jace Camedon, & Suzi Blake

#spoiler #red robin #robin #daiman wayne #DC #stephanie brown #tim drake #wednesday spoilers #spoilers #comic spoilers

[christopher-bryant]

Flash: You look grappy today.

Wonder Woman: Grappy?

Flash: Its the look Batman has when he's both happy and grumpy. I call it grappy.

Batman: I'm fine. I just have a migraine this morning.

Flash: What caused it?

Batman: My gremlin children were up all last night arguing and yelling about a case they're working on. I got even less sleep than I normally do which isn't even humanly possible.

Flash: And the happy part?

Batman: They solved it. The case had been stumping me for weeks so I handed it off to them and they solved it in less than a day. I couldn't be prouder of my angels.

Green Lantern: Hold up. A second ago they were gremlins and now they're angels?

Batman: You'll understand when Hawkgirl over there lays your first egg.

Flash: He's right. Don and Dawn are both the biggest blessings in my life and also a nightmare.

Superman: I hear ya.

Batman: What did baby boy scout do?

Superman: So get this...he's around Damian's age, right?

Batman: Uh huh.

Superman: So I figured its time he learned about how the farm works. Its good to know. Builds character and maybe some day he'll help me run it when Ma and Pa pass away.

Batman: Right.

Superman: So I was trying to show him how hay becomes all bailed up and such and he says "I don't give a darn about stupid hay!"

Batman: .........That's not the Jonathan I know.

Superman: Would you believe that Ma said that too? Exactly. Word for word. I kid you not.

Batman: I can. I do. Because that's not our Jonathan.

Flash: I hope you punished him for that kind of language.

Superman: I had to be tough but fair. He's got to learn that won't be tolerated especially here at grandma & grandpa's.

Batman: What was the ruling?

Superman: No puzzles. For a week.

Flash: Oof.

Superman: I know. I know. It seems harsh but mister, you will learn to behave, I told him.

Batman: Well you had to be strong and stern.

Superman: Do your kids ever use that kind of coarse language at home?

Batman, thinking about how many f bombs alone his kids dropped at the breakfast table this morning: You know, we keep it pg in the manor. Its no place for such language.

#barry allen #dawn allen #don allen #diana prince #john stewart #bruce wayne #clark kent #jonathan kent #dick grayson #tim drake #daiman wayne #duke thomas #cassandra cain #jason todd #flash #green lantern #superman #super sons #tornado twins #signal #nightwing #red hood #red robin #orphan

[the-glass-is-actually-full]

Damian: Do you have any idea what you’re doing? Jason: Why start now?

#incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #bat family #batfamily #jason #jason todd #jason wayne #jason todd wayne #damian wayne #damian #daiman robin #robin damian #damian being damian #incorrect batfam quotes

[devine-fem]

Why the hell is his room this messy though for real?

I really doubt Daiman Wayne would allow it to get like this. I hate this relatable-cis-white-male-ification they are doing to Damian so bad ya’ll don’t understand. It’s like when a female character gets a love interest and she gets waterdown to that male characters hot girlfriend.

Please for the love of god, free him, why does DC hate everything that is interesting about their characters that sell?

#damian wayne #batfam

[amaramizuki666]

Dp x DC crossover

so you know the danny is a son of one of the batfam au will how about one of the batfam being a kid of danny's. my personal fav for this au is jason because of the whole ‘welp my kid died too, mabey that says something about me’. but imagine the kid is damian. just danny goes to wayne manner going ‘congrats your not the father’ to bruce.

ok so turns out bruce was infertile witch kinda fucked talia over. so she went to a bar one night and met this guy who looked like bruce wayne almost to a te he just hat s slimer build. so she had a one night stand with the man, got pregnant and lied to ra and everyone saying daimean was bruce’s.

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danny only finds out he has a kid when he sees an interview of the wayne kids and sees damian and just has his ghost sinces going off going ‘BABY MINE, MY BABY, MUST PROTECT MY BABY’ because ghosts are very protective of their children. 

so danny goes to gotham immediately and is practically storming wayne manner. *aggressive knocking* alfred opens the door “can i help you sir?” “i want my child” danny says his eyes flaring green. “sir i assure you we don't have your child-” -”alfred whos at the door?” bruce asked. danny glared at the slightly shorter man “you have my son”. “look sir we don't know what your talking about, if your sone wandered onto the property we can help find him-” -”damian” danny interrupted bruce. both the butler and wayans gaze hardened as they looked at danny. “i’m sorry to inform you but damian is my masters blood son” alfred said “as alfred said, damian is my child” bruce added. 

“then lets do a paternity test” danny says glaring at the two, how dare they try to get in between him and his child. “if that will appease you, we have a machine inside for just that, please come in” bruce offered and danny stepped in. needless to say the test came back in danny's favor. bruce looked at the results over multiple times before going to hand it to danny “i already know, congrats your not the father” and with that a family meeting was called all bruce's children, minus jason hes legally dead where called home.

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the wayne family where all sat in a meeting room. they all had their eyes on the mysterious man who held himself with an air of pride. “whats this about b?” tim asked looking at his father figure. “well it has come to light that daiman is not my son” bruce says thirdly. the wayne children all went quiet “what the hell, you could have broke the news more gently” the man snapped and hit bruce upside the head.

“father what are you talking about?” damian asked quietly, he feels like ground is about to eat him whole, what is happening? “im sorry damian you had to find out like that. im danny nightingale, im your father” danny says walking over to damians side. “but i was told im the son of bruce wayne, i was raised to be the son of bruce wayne, your lying!” daiman snapped at danny. “i understand this is a lot to process, but i want you to know i want to get to know you, i want to be your father” danny says gently. “if your my father then where have you been, why weren't you with me!?” damian growls his eyes flashing green “i didn't about you, but once i did i came straight here, if i new about you before you would have been with me” danny's eyes mirrored damian’s but glowing far brighter.

 “for now ill leave you to talk to your family and give you time to think. i gave bruce my number so call if you want to talk to me sooner, ill be back next week on friday” danny said and just like that he vanished, starling everyone. damian was just sitting there unresponsive for the rest of the night.

#writing prompt #writing #danny phantom #danny fenton #dc x dp #dc comics #batfam #dc #robin damian #damian wayne

[a-crappy-art1st]

I just a had a weird thought. What if like Gaud or Pukicho was just someone also famous in real life like Scar Jo or Mat Daiman or Neil Gaiman. Think of the Batman is Bruce Wayne type fuckery of a reveal that would be

#pukicho #batman #bruce wayne #Matt Damon #scarlett johansson #neil gaiman #biggest gaudiest patronuses

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Hidden Markings

by DizzlyPuzzled

Red Robin walked into a meeting with magic users and everyone of them could see marks of death on him. Someone with powers of the Dead had marked him for protection and now they're falling into a world that none of them realized was in danger. It soon becomes a race of time to prove that ghosts deserve the same rights given to metahumans and aliens as Danny and Tim work together in their relaiontship to heal the initial lies they told each other.

Words: 562, Chapters: 1/20, Language: English

Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Danny Fenton, Time Drake, Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Daiman Wayne, Dick Grayson, Maddie Fenton, John Constantine

Relationships: Danny Fenton/Tim Drake

Additional Tags: Brain Dead, Tumblr Prompt, Maddie Fenton is a bad Parent, Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, Jack Fenton is a Good Parent, Violence, Experimentation, Magic

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/46033957

#IFTTT #bruce wayne #batman #the dark knight #the cape crusader #gotham #dc universe #ao3 #ao3feed

[kstarlitchaotics]

*Jason in his apartment*: You have a lot of nerve coming here.

Damian: You have a lot of nerve being alive.

#batman #batman incorrect quotes #jason todd #red hood #daiman wayne #robin damian #batfam #batbros #batman fandom #batman family #dc #dc incorrect quotes #dc fandome #reference #batfam incorrect quotes

[murasakikagekitsune]

My Problem with the DC Movieverse (and How to Solve It): Lack of Robin Continuity

Most of the time, the DC movies like to pretend that Dick is the only Robin. Yes, he may be the premier Robin, but he’s not the one and only Robin by far.

Only in the Dark Knight Returns (Christian Bale as Batman, Tom Hardy as Bane) do we see any glimmer of hope that the fixation with Dick as Robin is fading. Dick’s character in the film is wearing blue by this point, signifying his graduation from the circus freak Robin to his more mature mantle of Nightwing, because Nightwing’s key colours in his costume are blue and black. Moreover, we see the introduction of R’as Aghul, or most importantly, his daughter, Talia, through the introduction of the “Child in the Pit” storyline. This film alone could have easily paved the way for Damien to be introduced, given how this story could have been readily modified in order to apply to him. It could mirror the harsh conditions and trials he had to go through as the grandson of the head of the League of Assassins. In addition, Talia’s grand desire to continue her father’s legacy should have been an Easter egg to Damien’s conception, especially in light of the fact that the main encounter that Bruce has with Talia is sexual in nature. (Even though there are no clues, verbal or otherwise, that Talia is pregnant during the whole entire film.)

Damien aside, I believe Jason’s (and subsequently Tim Drake’s) joined storylines are an opportunity to explore the grim truths of being human that are closely associated with the DC universe. DC fans who have watched Justice League (both the director’s cut and the original version) will have noticed the pointers that lead us to believe that Jason’s death (but not his consequential resurrection via the Lazarus Pit, or Tim Drake’s request to take up the cowl on account of Bruce’s grief) have already passed. It was Joker who graffitied the Robin suit in the display case, as if it is his way of saying “joke’s on you” for Jason’s death. Furthermore, in the Justice League epilogue, the whole thing surrounding “you know what it’s like to lose a son” (notably said by Joker) and “don’t go there” (said by Bruce) is an overt reference to Death in the Family, because it is said by Joker, and nobody else; the perpetrator Jason’s death. Joker is attempting (and evidently succeeds in) pushing Bruce’s buttons. His abrasive reaction to Joker’s words indicates to us that Bruce knows exactly who Joker is talking about.

So now, we have the perfect (and completely cannon) reason for Tim to come into the picture.

 Question is, DC movieverse, when is it going to happen? We’ve been waiting a very long time…

#DC #dceu #dc movieverse #headcanon #fan theory #plot holes #past character death #because it's jay duh #the dark knight returns #justice league #batman #bruce wayne #daiman wayne #robin #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #replacement #you know why #red robin #talia al ghul #ra's al ghul #league of assassins #bane #tom hardy #liam neeson #christian bale #lazarus pit #possible pregnancy #pregnancy

[this-is-the-wayne]

Batman makes the local Gotham vigilants and villans take a joint First Aid every other year. If you don't show up, he will hunt you down for 1-on-1 training.

#batman #Gotham #DC #dc comics #dc movies #comics #bruce wayne #nightwing #dick grayson #red hood #jason todd #red robin #tim drake #Robin #daiman wayne #harley quinzel #harley quinn #posion ivy #penguin #gotham rogues

[slimy-moose]

:People I would Fight and Whether or Not I Would Win:

Simon Snow: 

Why? He was the chosen one and I just want to know what Baz found so appealing.

Would I Win? Absolutely not, I would try though.

Jon Kent:

Why? I just want to see if he’d hit me back.

Would I Win? This has three possible outcomes. 1. He doesn't hit me back and by default I win 2. He hits me back but only once and then again, I win by default. 3. He holds no qualms about hitting girls, and I get obliterated.

Severus Snape:

Why? He bullied an 11 year old because he couldn't get his dick wet and then stepped over her husband's body to cradle her corpse after she told him to stay far far away from her.

Would I Win? Depends, two outcomes. I'm short, I could slip under his weird robe and punch him in the nuts, then I win. But he could also hex me and I'm a filthy American and wouldn't know what to do if British man was yelling gibberish at me so I accidentally let him and I’d lose. 

Lamb:

Why? He flirted with Baz, knowing he was like 60 years older than him. I smell a pedo.

Would I Win? With his super human speed and strength, I’d lose but what do you tell your high class vampire friends when you come back with a ripped suit and a missing finger? (chompity) That you got jumped by a 5’3 14 year old from the south? No, he lies but we all know what really happened and he has to live that shame forever (literally). 

Sokka:

Why? I just want to try, but he wouldn't even hit me, as I haven’t committed a war crime (yet).

Would I Win?  If he were to actually fight me, I’d lose terribly but seeing as I’m not a criminal (to the extent of his knowledge) he’d try to talk it out and, by default, I’d win.

Zuko:

Why? I just want to say I did it.

Would I Win? This also has multiple outcomes. 1. If i catch him on a Bad Brain = Bad Thoughts day, he’d just let me hit him, thus, I win. 2. If I try to fight him at the Jasmine Dragon, Iroh steps in and they whip my ass together (family bonding <3) 3. If I try to get at this man while he's in his throne room, I get my ass beat by him plus the Royal Guards and I barely come out alive 4. I get him before the redemption when he has no qualms about murdering children, and I get whipped. 5. I meet him as an older gent and he tries to stop me and when I don't, he wipes the floor with me.

The Queen Of England: 

Why? She's so fucking old I need to see if one punch dusts her or if shes immortal.

Would I Win? Depends. 1. I shatter her frail old lady bones and win 2. Her royal guards catch me and throw me in bad boy jail 3. She turns out to be immortal and she Super-Sains me into a new dimension.

Kyle Jenner:

Why? Her shitty face wash and make up made me break out so I have a score to settle.

Would I Win? Yes. She's so used to being loved and famous, she wouldn't be prepared for me to leap out of the adoring crowd and try to rip her eyelashes out. Her bodyguards pull me off and I go to bad boy prison but she has to live with the fact she got her eyelashes ripped out by a southern 5’3 girl over her shitty face wash.

Stormy:

Why? She's so goddamn smug all the time and i just need to show her what the real world is like

Would I Win? She's like 4, so yeah

Dream:

Why? I just want to say I beat up a Minecraft World Record Speedrunner

Would I Win? Depends. 1. He doesn't hit girls so he picks me up and removes me from his presents, I lose, both the fight and my pride. 2. He doesn't hit girls and I win by default. 3. He holds no qualms on hitting girls and I lose terribly.

Technoblade:

Why? Pig man with God Complex, crippling self-hatred and a potato addiction needs to be hit by someone who is not on his same skill level.

Would I Win? Two outcomes. 1. Absolutely not and he wipes the floor with me. 2. His respect for lesbians is too high and he refuses to hit me, thus I win by default.

Eret:

Why? I just want to try

Would I Win? No, he's 6’5 and would just chuck me through a nearby wall

Sapnap:

Why? I just want to see if he’d hit me back

Would I Win? Absolutely not, he’d light me on fire

Richie Tozier:

Why? There's not really a reason, I just want to punch him very badly

Would I Win? Depends, he ruthlessly mocks me and i collapse in a fit of emotional abuse or I get the first hit in and goes out like a light

Donald J. Trump (The J stands for Jenuis/Jewish)

Why? He’s a racist, homophobic, Islamophobic Cheeto puff in a taupe

Would I Win? Abso-fucking-lutly. He's built like a ballsack and probably smells like one too.

Damian Wayne:

Why? He’s a CHILD with a God Complex whose (BF)F is an alien, he deserves it. He also isn't used to being hit by someone his own age so it'll  be good practice

Would I Win? Absolutely not, he turns me into a kabob and I do not survive 

Timothy Drake:

Why? Him and his marshmallow flavored coffee can catch these hands

Would I Win? He's 5’2 and 90 lbs. I take his coffee pot and he collapses within the hour from exhaustion. I win.

Adam Sandler:

Why? He has a very punchable face which is proven by all the movies his in where he gets punched in the face

Would I Win? No, he fights dirty and takes out my kneecaps the moment I look at him wrong

#harry potter #mcyt #dream team #dream #sapnap #eret #DC #tim drake #daiman wayne #IT #richie tozier #technoblade #the stormy one is a joke dont come for me #kylie cosmetics #kylie jenner #zuko #alta #the queen of england #jon kent #super sons #sokka #carry on #simon snow #severus snape

[meistired]

So i have a little crossover idea where loki after tdw wanders onto earth, instead of asgard, specifically gotham. While lost or sth (havent really figure how long he was alone) he meets batman/batfam and kinda gets taken in over time. And you know everyone being supportive and dealing with all their trauma together. Idk i think i just want a happy family n loki having a supportive family. I mean can u imagine damian and loki sword/knife/dagger fighting!!!! Or jason n loki just reading n shakesphering each other?!? Or him n tim solving cases together!!? N dick being the supportive big brother he needs!!!!! I just uwu

What do yall think should i see where this goes? Any ideas to build on?

#loki #batfam #loki x batfam #batman #fanfic idea #bruce wayne #dick greyson #jason todd #tim drake #daiman wayne #idk i just thing it'll be neat #loki could be thought of as a meta i guess #but i kinda heard that batman no like meta #idk i nv actually read the comics all i know are from fanfic #hmmm does this mean more angst?? #damian wayne #oops spelled his name wrong

[christopher-bryant]

Bruce: Your grudges against the women I choose, need to stop.

Dick: Oh...oh hohohoho! Never gonna happen, B!

Bruce: Why not?

Dick: Lets start with Talia. When you two first got together, she was toxic and leading you down a bad path. So I, your son and partner in crime fighting, told you that. I also told you to choose between her or myself. YOU CHOSE HER OVER YOUR OWN CHILD! I WAS LIKE 15! AND YOU CHOSE THAT HUSSIE OVER YOUR KID!

Bruce: Ok and that was wrong. I admit-

Dick: Shut up! Number two....Selina Kyle. For all your self righteous beliefs and black and white take on our world, you let her do whatever she wanted.

Bruce: Thats simply not true.

Dick: Oh you liar. Every time we would catch her stealing something, a rooftop chase would enseue. How would this end?

Bruce: Fine I see your points-

Dick: We would have her in cuffs and then you'd say "Good work, Robin. Head back to the Cave. I'll escort Ms. Kyle to GCPD myself."

Bruce: Ok, keep your grudges. Just stop talking about it-

Dick: And every time without fail, I would skip off like a good litte Robin and the next thing I know, Selina would be off committing more crime the next night! Why is that? Because you sent me off so you two could screw on the rooftop and then let her go! You are weak!

Bruce: How about Diana?

Dick: That was going well until you messed that up. Somehow. Not really sure but I know its your fault.

Bruce: Theres a lot more to it. Its complicated.

Dick: Thats code for "I'm an emotionally stunted jackass who can't hold onto something good in my life."

Bruce: Thats not fair.

Dick: Tell me about it.

Bruce: Ah! Silver. She wasn't a criminal. She accepted both sides of me and was a very peaceful part of my life.

Dick: I never got to meet her. I think I might've been off with the Titans or having some identity crisis. But I do know that she was tragically killed by my now arch enemy who declared me much more worthy than you.

Bruce: Well without Talia, we wouldn't have the little blessing that is Damian.

Dick: I love that kid more than anything but I think we both know he's far from a blessing.

Bruce: No comment. And now without Selina, you wouldn't have a soon to be little sister.

Dick: I do though. Already. Your daughter, Cassandra. Very much a little sister I already have. Congrats but also how do you forget about your own daughter?

Bruce: You're right. Sorry, old chum. I am going through a whirlwind of emotions. I'm all over the place.

Jim: Think your excitment might be overshadowed by the fact you have a giant gaping knife wound in your shoulder?

Bruce: Oh right.

Riddler: For the love of god can someone take me to the hospital? We have been on this rooftop for hours and Bats here broke my leg in several places and I think I have a severe concusssion. Also congratulations.

#batman #nightwing #silver st cloud #catwoman #riddler #talia al ghul #robin #jim gordon #dc #wonder woman #diana prince #bruce wayne #selina kyle #dick grayson #ed nygma #daiman wayne

[staylavendertea]

totally just thinking of a ice hockey au for dc, like you got batfam who are the gotham bats with coach (and secret dad) bruce wayne, all the superboys (idk dc like i know marvel and i’mma just getting around to remembering all robins so imma just all call them superboys at the moment since conner is practically the only name i can remember besides actual superman) whose like the birds or something, is it a plane? is it an actual bird ? no, it’s super hockey team smallville birds with coach clark kent (krypton birds ?? still deciding) with number 2 conner kent once again late to the ice along with bat’s number 3 player tim drake - then you got the flash’s on a team and you know that they some speedy demons in the rink, off rink they roller blading across town and into convenience stores and once they’re gone there’s no food left, coach barry allen seen many times having to be dragged out from the benches after multiple attempts to join the ice with his boys only a few minutes into the first period - like when the au started it was all of the justice league playing together on one team in the nhl and then seperated to coach their own pee wee teams that they saw potential in that are now nhl teams of their own - the amazon wonders, best female only team in the nhl, was formally coached by former player hippolyta, but after retirement, the team had a bit of a fall out when they lost stanley cup to the atlantis aquatics, but then diana prince came up and is now coaching the amazon wonders who are on their longest winning streak yet - a scenario that i for some reason find hilarious for ice hockey au

reporter : gotham bats coach, bruce wayne sir! may i ask you a question regarding one of your players ?!

bb (batman bruce) : go ahead, but i do need to get to a meeting

reporter : sir, your team’s goaltender, your son daiman wayne, is it technically legal that he’s playing for your nhl team? according to his age he should just now being finishing middle school -

bb : my son was homeschooled, he joined the league when he finished his high school studies, just like all my others

reporter : but he’s like 13 - wait - others ?? isnt daiman your only child -

bb : if you have any more questions i’ll be leaving you to alfred

#dc universe #dc comics #batfam #batman #superman #wonder woman #aquaman #the flash #au #ice hockey au #i have few friends who like comics #and zero who like ice hockey #let’s be friends #bruce wayne #clark kent #diana prince #daiman wayne #i totally wanna write this now #conner kent

[rodrickheffeley]

that's exactly what i thought

#i started reading dc comics #jon kent #daiman wayne #did i get the names right.! #Superboy #robin #dc #comics #superman #batman

[super-hero-confessions]

#confession #daiman wayne #Helena Wayne #Bruce Wayne