Dad jokes during sex like-
"P-Please, stop... I'm scared..."
"Hi, scared! I'm Dad!"
shshshdgwhsgGafwcd shout-out the goofy butch dads of the world btw
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Margo - she/it - 20 - problematic tranny in training - no tw's
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yall whats your weirdest love language format with you parents?
my dad and i have an ongoing Bit where he flexes his carpentry/metallurgical sample grinding honed arms and encourages me to punch him as hard as I can in the shoulder
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“oh no. he’s wet” - my dad, watching the nine inch nails and all that could have been mtv special with me, when trent reznor came out on stage
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drew this one like RIGHT when i finished watching stranger things and my dad loved it so maybe it’s worth posting here too
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57 - shamare eating gengar cookie
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Managed to ask my Dad something about sex without getting anxious or having him react badly, the Earth is kind 🙏🏼
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my dad commented on lyon being a good goalie i said ‘he used to be ours ☹️’ then he asked why we gave him up and it’s like. i don’t KNOW
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i must protect my baby at all costs
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place holder blog until the smaller one dies :3
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dad picks me up from work and goes "can you sit in the back?"
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he really said “i went to hopes peak messageboard and nobody knew you”
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White, lavender, green, red, sky blue 💚
I AM TRUSTABLE WITH SHARP OBJECTS I SWEAR
ily silly <3333
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