#DO THE FUCKING DISHES

[ex-textura]

so rude they made a man look like this and then i've just gotta be normal about it.

#you want me to do dishes while there's a man looking like this right now? #just gotta live my life? #are you kidding me #wanna gnaw my fucking arm off #goddamn #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 #my screenshots

[specialgrades]

Not really a request but what are your headcanons on the JJK men's dick sizes?

OHOHO cracks knuckles i can do that. going full in like nanami should be in me rn dick-scriptions time

characters: gojo satoru, geto suguru, nanami kento, toji fushiguro, sukuna, choso, atsuya kusakabe

GOJO SATORU : a bit above average, a good 6.5 ~ 7in. slight curve upwards. a good 2.5 ~ 3.5in thick. pretty pink flush on the tip, shaft a few shades darker than his skin tone. cut. carpets match the drapes of course, he keeps it trimmed. fun trail tell me i'm wrong (i'm not). super sensitive vein on the underside. sensitive thighs too. grower.

GETO SUGURU : honestly, average cock size. he rounds up to five inches but we all know it's 4 3/4. two inches thick. like gojo, a nice pink flush and a few shades darker. no curve. for sure has a piercing, prince albert probably; silver jewelry. uncut. not a jungle, mildly maintained. sensitive head, especially with the piercing. shower.

NANAMi KENTO : nothing overwhelming, though still impressive. 7.5in long, 3in thick. cut, duel toned because of it. top half is more pink than the rest. short trim. curve to the left. right under the head is the key, he'll bite back a really embarrassing noise if you focus there. grower.

TOJi FUSHiGURO : i pray for y'all toji simps for real, cause fuck. 8.5in easy. 4 inches thick minimum. man built like a tripod. uncut, darker with red undertones. upwards curve. jacob's ladder. three of 'em. this man doesn't shower i'm so sorry. two prominent veins when you pull back the foreskin, sensitive but he'll never show it. shower.

SUKUNA : i pray for y'all as well. find a pringles can. it's bigger. ten inches long, four inches thick. curves upwards and a tad to the right. cut, pale so it gets a nice flush. his tattoos make an appearance, wrapping around the shaft a few times. grower thank god.

CHOSO : average length, 5.5in but thick. four inches. curve to the right, uncut. darker than his skin tone by around four shades. not super trimmed, a delicious fun trail leading to a mild bush. mildly sensitive head, though go for his navel and you'll get a lovely show of him getting all breathy and twitching. shower.

ATSUYA KUSAKABE : i've only just met this man but i want him. carnally. so... six inches in length and 2.5 in width. cut, duel toned though you can't really tell until he's flushed and the top half goes a pretty dark pink. like choso, tasteful amount of hair with the fun trail. one prominent vein that's sensitive, under the head too. grower.

#💌 ; asks. #gonna tag. all of them. hello *dies* #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen x male reader #gojo satoru x male reader #geto suguru x male reader #nanami kento x male reader #toji fushiguro x male reader #sukuna x male reader #choso x male reader #atsuya kusakabe x male reader #tagging m!reader even tho it's not specific cutely #i wrote this instead of doing the dishes like my dad reminded me a good five times #me holding up a ruler while writing this: jesus christ. fuck. #i was gonna add mahito but that man can just change it at will and lies too. has never told the truth in his life #✏️ ; works.

[moghedien]

ok but as a white person who grew up in a rice eating culture (Cajun), hearing other white people who didn’t grow up eating rice often talk about rice is sometimes the most maddening/insane experience

#‘you have to wash rice because all rice gets bugs in it’ no????? it doesn’t???? #i have multiple kinds of rice in my pantry regularly I have never seen these fucking bugs that are supposedly in all rice #do you mean weevils? because those aren’t supposed to be there #you either had a bad bag or you didn’t store shit right #you wash rice for most Asian dishes to remove starch from it #Latin and Cajun dishes dont wash rice because the starch is fine #like you could fuck up a recipe if you wash rice when you weren’t supposed to #‘you can’t keep leftover rice in your fridge it will mold within hours’ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT #you can keep that shit in your fridge in the rice cooker pot it is literally fine it just dries out

[mosshroomish]

literally what the fuck can i say about "the fall of the house of usher" that won't be said in a gazillion other (and better) ways. the acting was fucking phenomenal. every death was so beautifully and horrifically told. the dozens of homages to poe in a modern adaptation that don't feel hokey. rahul kohli. samantha sloyan. kate siegel. t'nia miller. mark fucking hamill. CARLA FUCKING GUGINO. the absolutely gripping and devastating monologues. the slow unravel of the mystery. the fuck yous and the i see yous and the we can be betters. just. fuck. mike flanagan you fucking did it again.

#the fall of the house of usher #sorry i am so FKSDKSLRFLDDLDDKDSKRSK #gotta decompress while i do my dishes holy FUCK #tfothou

[clovercalliber]

so i decided to play dead plate-

#do your fucking dishes bro #dead plate

[grimstrawberry]

he uses paper plates

#hawks is a 23 yr old brodude with the craziest work schedule in the world #aint no way he's doing dishes or cleaning his place #bet you dabi discovered a whole fucking ecosystem in his sink #BNHA #Boku No Hero Academia #MHA #My Hero Academia #Dabi #Touya Todoroki #Hawks #Keigo Takami #DabiHawks #TouKei #My Art

[storybook-souls]

actually i'd like to take back any time i may have suggested that any book other than bllb is my favorite one in the raven cycle. this book has everything. the greenmantles. the gray man hanging out. bluesey pining midnight phone calls. the pinnacle of the adam/ronan dynamic. the cave scene. the church scene. the courtroom scene. the cave scene 2 (this time there's bones). adam at his most warlock. "cabeswater would not let him die, but it would let him get hurt." the "unknowable" throughline. "i'm alive because i bleed." blue having to deal with her mom vanishing. gwenllian. adam learning that gansey's on the death list. the dittley curse. the three sleepers. henry cheng. ronan and blue at the mirrored lake. "because it was noah, and no one else." adam and gansey trying so hard not to fight with each other. "i've dreamt him a box of epipens." and above all else roger mallory.

#i KNOW that there are more i'll remember after i've made this post #blue lily lily blue #the raven cycle #trc #it is so so funny how much being in my audiobook era makes me excited to do menial tasks or go on drives #like 'oh FUCK yeah time to do the dishes i had just gotten to the barns scene'

[saturncoyote]

Normally when i draw fanart of something it is 100% propaganda and i fully endorse people checking it out, but every single time i see someone add a tag to my WC art that says something along the lines of "i should read Warrior Cats sometimes !" i am immediatelly filled with the most horrific type of dread you could ever imagine

NO YOU FUCKING SHOULDN'T

#saturn speaks #warrior cats fucking sucks shit !!!!!!!!!!!! #DONT READ IT !!!!!!!!!!!! #i have a divorcee type relationship with this book series where i dream about the gentle and loving moments we had together #only for those memories to quickly disappear once it starts yelling at me because i didn't wash the dishes #DO NOT put yourself through that

[nyxi-pixie]

im rlly addicted to hoshikawa drawing skk like smushing their faces tgthr all the time. its ?? they do it so often ??? for why?????

? theyve never heard of personal space ?

#thank you hoshikawa for your service. #soukoku #in fifteen dazais just trying to kiss him like 3 times a chapter #and its like bro calm down u just met him. please. #anyway theyre literally five seconds away from fucking right there on dazais stupid armchair in beast #poor atsushi just watching them flirtthreaten e/o like 😨 #chuuya is literally in beast for like 2 seconds and its for this shit. im so tired of them. #like pls why do we have an intermission from the sskk angst fest w aku siblings misery as a side dish to deal with skk doing this. im tired

[zeravmeta]

I do think it's pretty funny that throughout the siracusa event there's like multiple scenes of the characters meeting up at restaurants/over dinner and almost every time the characters just order a pizza. like sure there are a few cases like lappland offering texas a mille-feuille or one of the characters having ordered steak for a party so at the very least we know other food exists but outside of that basically every meal is the good ol pie. it seems like in siracusa the only thing they do when they aren't murdering each other really is just cooka da pizza

#the writers DO do their research too and like i dont think itd be impossible to just look up like 5 italian dishes #so either the translators got funny or the writers really were like 'because this is fictional italia lets have siracusas main dish pizza #zerav meme #arknights #sidenote how the FUCK does pennance keep herself so damn fine if she lives off pizza

[feral-peacock]

If Buck and Eddie don’t become canon Eddie should at least get to start smacking Buck’s ass in that "very hetero" way.

#SMACK HIS ASS EDDIE #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 abc #getting in the truck ass smack #getting out of the truck ass smack #going up the stairs ass smack #in the kitchen ass smack #good job on that call ass smack #passing behind you to get to the other side of the room ass smack #doing the dishes ass smack #I love how you love my son ass smack #good morning ass smack #good night ass smack #you’ve become one of the most important people in my life ass smack #I love you to the core ass smack #fuck me harder ass smack #feel free to add your own occasions for Eddie to smack bucks ass

[endofbeginings]

Thinking about mamma rossella and ferrari drivers over the years.... cheek to cheek, forehead to forehead HAND IN HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#the heat and humidity are really getting to me I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THESE FUCKING CAVALLINI ROSSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #anyway the love the red horses have for their people and viceversa makes me cry every single time #i should be studying but im reading the messages seb has written to mamma rossella thru the years and i feel insane #the fernando pic absolutely kills me u KNOW that man must be a menace doing la sobremesa and she would eat it up every time #i spent too much time looking at the trip advisors pics now i want a proper pasta dish so bad.... #like the ones my italian grandma would make..... pleek i onyl have chickpeas in the pantry this is a disgrace #i have too many driver tags this is getting out of hand #fernando alonso #seb #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #felipe massa #ferrari #rubens barichello #own post #f1

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

The whole discourse about the privacy/secrecy/support thing has been sitting with me for a few days (I mean other than it always does to a certain degree) thanks to all the excellent discussion happening and I know I'm not saying anything that hasn't been said a million times before, but I think what we're seeing and what we're going to learn (e.g. from TTPD) is that it wasn't just the support issue, but how it was shown/handled.

We've all gone out of our way to show that introversion =/= lack of support. Someone can be shy, reserved, etc. and still show up for their partner, whether in public or at home. To chalk any of the differences up to the clash between introversion and extroversion is unfair to folks who count themselves among either tbh.

@thisisctrying said something the other day that hit the nail on the head about how if that support had been offered in private, there very well may not have been a Joever to begin with, or at least not at this point in time. (Sorry for loosely paraphrasing, and for namedropping you! Long time listener, first time poster.)

If this were a case where the "shy" partner said, "I am really uncomfortable with the spotlight personally and do not want to court it, but I will support you in your ambitions and offer you whatever you need to make them happen and make the glare bearable," I suspect that would have gone a long way to making Taylor feel seen and comfortable in pursuing her goals in the way that she now has. Again, that might have been more akin to the balance that seemed to have been struck around 2019 from what we can see, but even speaking in a general sense, there are lots of couples out there, celebrity or not, that have similar approaches where there are highly driven people and busy careers involved.

(A famous example being Dolly Parton's marriage. Tbh I know next to nothing about her and Carl, but she's always heralded as an example in this regard, because her husband is famously uncomfortable with the spotlight and hasn't accompanied her to public events in decades, but she's said that she never minded that because that was always work to her, and what was important was that he supported her in pursuing all her career goals and basically ensured she had a place to call home to return to at the end of the day.)

We're kind of in a brave new world with her current relationship because it felt like, at least at the start, we were maybe watching her figure out her boundaries in real time as to what she was comfortable with or not and adjust accordingly. Like so many have said, I fully believe the extreme privacy thing was initially driven by herself and her experiences in 2016, and she needed that quiet time to recover from all of the things and figure out how to exist in the world again.

Stating the obvious, it seemed like eventually privacy was equated with secrecy, turning the relationship and the celebrity into the elephant in the room and something to never be spoken of to the outside world. People are free to choose whatever works best for themselves and their relationships, and for some the separate public lives might work, but the “kept me like a secret but I kept you like an oath” theme is all over her work and it’s clear that it’s a sore spot for her, because she’s been made to feel shame just for the life she leads so many times in the past.

What I’m trying to say is that it’s pretty obvious something Not Great was happening behind the scenes, which didn’t just amount to “she wanted to be a public celebrity and he wanted to be a private hermit.” (Also, in case anyone forgot, this is a person who also chose a public-facing career who also has to engage in press for it, but I digress.) As her career reached new heights post-folklore, if she had the support at home to do all the things without judgment and with encouragement, and in turn offer the same support to her partner, she may have very well lived just fine with that, not unlike Dolly Parton’s case.

By reading between the lines in all the press since, as well as comments on tour and general ~vibes~ with TTPD teasers, it seems like one of the issues was that that was likely not the case. There was all the stuff that we saw — the reticence to acknowledge each other in the media (particularly on one side), the lack of public support even at events at which they were both in attendance for their respective jobs, the great lengths they went to not to be photographed together at events they attended yet no problem taking pictures with other friends and coworkers, the jobs that separated them, the withdrawing from the public even for work accomplishments, etc. Which could all be manageable if a couple chooses to do so together and are not inherently a sign of trouble in themselves.

But what we’re seeing now I think is a reflection of the things we weren’t seeing then, and it seems to indicate some very deep hurt. (I know, call me Captain Obvious.) And like so many have been saying, it feels likely that that part of that hurt is rooted in that very lack of private support where a person would expect it from their partner. Obviously as a Taylor fan blog I’m going to be more inclined to understand her side of a story, but tbh, it’s also because… this is sooooooo common, and something I’ve experienced in my friend group. (@taylortruther is right when she says most breakups are the same one way or another lol.)

One partner is resentful of the other’s success, or resentful that the other’s priorities begin to evolve as new experiences unlock new goals, or feels the other’s ambitions are not worthy of pursuit, and coupled with perhaps their own struggles in the same domain, it’s easy to see where that can chip away at the other partner’s morale and faith in the relationship. I know I’m just speculating here, but I also don’t think it’s totally unfounded. (Again, because a) I’m picking up what she’s putting down and b) it happens to sooooooo many women even among us dull normals.)

With all the pointed mentions about how much Taylor feels supported in her current relationship and how she in turn loves to offer the same show of support to not only her partner but other loved ones, how she’s stepped out more in the last year to a whole host of events, how she’s mentioned feeling like she locked herself away for years and she’s just proud of her partner and happy she can show up for him even if the chaos around it is unsettling, it paints a picture of what perhaps was happening before last year.

To feel like you’re all alone in carrying the weight of the relationship (or burden of it), of twisting yourself into knots to accommodate the other person’s boundaries (or insecurities) but not feeling reciprocity for your own has to be so painful. (The idea that it may have been even darker and to have a partner not only be unreceptive to your own needs but even perhaps resentful/dismissive/belittling of them is even more painful to think of. I guess we’ll find out when TTPD comes out if that was the case, too.)

At a certain point, that lack of acknowledgement will force your hand to be able to reclaim yourself. And it feels like the further removed Taylor in particular is from it, the more she moves from being sad about the life she felt she gave up by leaving, to angry at the life she felt she was giving up by staying. Especially being in a relationship now where it seems like everything comes much easier, where she can be open about the person she’s with and show up for them, all the stuff that seemed as challenging as climbing Mount Everest in her past is nothing more than a molehill at best in her current life.

TL;DR: I don’t think it’s privacy that inherently spells doom for a celebrity relationship like this; it’s the mutual support and respect that does. If Taylor had felt that in the later years of her previous relationship, I think we could be seeing a different, though not necessarily unfulfilled, person right now in 2024, who’d be happy on tour but whose personal life would look a little different. But it seems like by losing that support she lost parts of herself, and we’ve seen her reclaim that in spades in the last year, and perhaps to degrees she didn’t even realize she could from before all the Bad Stuff started happening in her young adulthood.

I know this was extremely long-winded and unnecessary, especially about total strangers we only know through scraps fed through the media, but I just always bristle at this idea that issues like these boil down to “personality differences,” as though one person wants to live in a city and the other on a remote island, or some shit like that. The whole support (and gender tbh) issue is one that’s just very close to my heart because again, I have seen it play out with so many of my friends in long term relationships and marriages and I just think people in relationships (and women in particular in some circles) deserve better than to feel like they’re being, well, tolerated.

#thisisctrying and taylortruther sorry for tagging you two! #can remove if needed! #but you guys made me think a lot #this was inspired by a conversation i had with a friend the other day #where she relayed an argument she had with her partner #who basically felt slighted that he wasn’t getting acknowledgement for all the housework he does — which is. just. the dishes #and she was like ‘wow congrats you’ve done the dishes — i do every other fucking thing to keep this household afloat in ways you see #and don’t see and i never ask for praise because it’s just stuff that needs to get done because that’s how you support your family’ #and it just reminded me that some partners (and a certain kind of man in particular) just… think their struggles take precedence #when their partners drown in them everyday but keep things afloat out of necessity and are never recognized or supported for it #(my friends have shitty husbands/boyfriends can you tell lol) #long post #again the way i just feel like i know the vibes of ttpd in my bones are 😵‍💫 #i feel like i have a lot more thoughts but I’m trying to be more gracious and less parasocial so #also just want to again defend the introverts of the world by reiterating that being introverted does not mean unsupportive #being a shitty partner does though! #writing letters addressed to the fire #it’s also just like… i feel like if Taylor had had even a modicum of the support in private and even public she needed #she’d probably still be with you know who and wouldn’t have considered leaving let alone doing it #because it would have felt like enough and like it was what was needed for both of them #whereas we’re seeing a completely new side of her open up now because this is the first time she’s ever had that support from a partner #in her adult life at least #and it’s like it’s opening up things she didn’t know she needed or wanted

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

the secret to happiness is doodling something catered to You Specifically. one second you're normal the next you're biting your own arm

#ouaghasfaifadkj WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #having a great time rn #barnaby/eddie/howdy is affecting me more than i thought it would #its soooooo surface level but WHO CARESSSSS IM EXPERIENCING JOY #literally have to pause to bite my hand/arm tho its making me insane #sometimes happiness is drawing a puppet sandwiched between two bigger puppets & getting smooches from Both #delight delight delight De-fucking-light!!!! #happy chemicals in my brain!!! hello! i have not seen you in Days!!! #slamming my face into a wall but in happiness #absolutely unprompted #ouuugasahgshagfshaksjas #the ship is Not That Deep but its so Ough yk #pure indulgence!!! #again!! catered to Me Specifically!!! #im feeling so indulgent that i will treat myself to takeout tonight #i do not have it in me to cook #and im sick of canned soup & microwave meals!!! #sushi tonight babey!!! bento box!! #ill even force myself to do the rancid dishes ive been putting off for nearly a week #that will make the takeout even More of a treat! #i will feel more deserving of it and less Guilty!

[mechanicalboots]

Zoro has definitely scrubbed Sanji’s cast iron skillet and it definitely ended in extreme violence

#he was trying to be nice the first time #and when Sanji lost his shit he was like #this is the fucking thanks I get?! #second time was maybe on purpose #one piece #Sanji #zoro #roranoa zoro #black leg sanji #zosan #Luffy remembered that Sanji doesn’t like that and so licked it clean when it was his turn to do dishes #everyone is now banned from dish duty

[thesherrinfordfacility]

genuine crowdsource of people's takes requested:

what if the big thing/reveal at the end of s2 is that aziraphale was originally meant to fall, crowley stopped/changed time or bargained with god to make it so he fell instead (or asked god why aziraphale had to fall, that it wasn't fair etc - eg asking questions), bc this funky lil dude was cool about helping him build stars, there's no way he deserves to fall, and thats the reason why they are not wholly angel or demon respectively? because their positions were meant to be reversed?

and that's why the plotline is centred around (hypothetically) examining their histories; because it all goes back to this moment in time, of the fall itself? and that's why neil keeps telling us not to trust crowley's narrative about his fall? because it is in fact a lie and he's protecting aziraphale from the truth about why he's never quite belonged in heaven?

edit re reason for aziraphale to fall: he refused to kill any of the fallen during the war, but didn't know that that put him on god's hitlist but crowley knew (especially if he was indeed a high ranking angel) and crowley instead bargained for him...?

#good omens #good omens season 2 #not a shitpost but its good omens babyyyy #i just needed to get this idea into the ether bc its just suddenly paralysed me for about 2 mins whilst i was doing the dishes #help #good omens speculation #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #ive connected the dots #i also want to believe this is why crowley constantly refers to him as 'angel' #i need people to point out the loopholes in this and debunk bc my heart is fucking HURTING #this whole theory is so wild that its seeming more and more ridiculous but fuck it its out there now